HILLARY and the Rock Bottom Remainders


I'm Orem, Fly Me:

LadyMtnMedic: ok, this guy on tv says he is
a Gay Mormon Flight Attendant
LadyMtnMedic: how is that possible?


Ta's Family:

Niontron3: people in life don't speak their minds
Niontron3: but deep inside people hate each others
Ta21l: if you really think that Rono, you should
come to my next family reunion


How Tom Cruise Attracts Tall Women:

Jhd730: I don't think I could ever date a man shorter than me
Creepy Loner: I have...that's rather fun sometimes.
The guys that are shorter than you that have the sack to ask
you out...they can be characters.
Jhd730: I don't see how Tom Cruise attracts those tall women
ParaMyrrh: Jo story is he's hung like a Horse
LynBelle: Tom has a big one?
ParaMyrrh: yeah
Jhd730: actually the shortest guy I dated 5'9 has the biggest
you know what I had ever seen
Creepy Loner: Para - So? He'd better have some great talent for
head...hung like a horse doesn't always cut it.
Creepy Loner: Well, not for me...I guess I shouldn't speak for
every woman.
LynBelle: Jo, how big?
ParaMyrrh: there's a scene in a few films and he's huge
Phronsie: Loner quite so
ParaMyrrh: Creepy, Im a guy with an average sized penis
I could care less
Jhd730: hurtful big
ParaMyrrh: "hurts so good"?
LynBelle: wait a minute, they show Tom Cruise naked in a movie?
Jhd730: you can see it in Magnolia
Phronsie: bull. Not always
ParaMyrrh: Lyn, in "All the Right Moves" he has a sex scene
with Leah Thompson and you see a glimpse and it's huge
ParaMyrrh: and in Magnolia the outline
Phronsie: Para, I"m wondering if you're gay.
ParaMyrrh: JUST NOW?
LynBelle: what do you consider huge?
Creepy Loner: Para - I'll have to check out the former...
the latter he could have been stuffing.
Jhd730: lol Kal even knows the movies with "the outline"
Phronsie: YOu're kind of obsessing about Cruise's dick
Creepy Loner: True.
Jhd730: I think Kevin Bacon though has a bigger one


Hillary Surprises Her Dad:

Is She Weird 55: OMG when i was in fifth grade i went
in the AA chat...
Is She Weird 55: and i was like "hi i'm drunk"
Is She Weird 55: and my dad got mad
Prospect26: Is...you were drunk in the fifth grade?



Vegging Out:

Condorblue: the potato is a masculine vegetable,
the tomato feminine
Is She Weird 55: tomato's are fruits
Is She Weird 55: you're an idiot
Jhd730: Condor, you are an eggplant
Condorblue: tomatos are vegetables
Is She Weird 55: no they arent
Condorblue: jhd, you are a chowder head
Creepy Loner: I hate to say it, but Weird is right.
Tomatoes are fruits.
Is She Weird 55: hahahaha
Various704: the eu cant decide if the tomato is a fruit
or veg. there have been serious debates. men have died.
CordialCactus: lots of things that we think of as vegetables
are actually fruit
Condorblue: if tomato were a fruit, we would put it in ice
cream, but we don't!
Condorblue: we put it in our salads, because it is a vegetable
Creepy Loner: For all I know, there is tomato ice cream...
Is She Weird 55: if tomatoes were fruits, which they are,
they would have seeds, which they do
Creepy Loner: I'll have to check Whole Foods.
CordialCactus: a fruit comes from the flower of the plant
Various704: there is bacon and egg ice cream. are they fruits?
CuziKnowYou: various...no one in here has heard of or eaten
bacon egg ice cream so
Various704: so?
Jhd730: I can't abide this fruit/not a fruit line of chat..goodnight


Because He's Not Human?:

Niontron3: I miss TOC
Niontron3: I don't know why


The Girl Scout and the Hot French Guy:

Is She Weird 55: i met a french guy in paris.
at musee d'orsay. he was so hot. he asked me for drinks.
but i couldnt...i am in girl scouts. but anyway, that's
not the point. he never responded to my e-mail
Niontron3: is he, tells me the details
Niontron3: of your talking with him
Is She Weird 55: about the french guy?
Niontron3: I iwll tell you why
Fairywing3: he probably decided he shouldn't mess with jailbait
Niontron3: didn't email you
Is She Weird 55: okay...it started out by me sitting down on
the floor at musee d'orsay
Is She Weird 55: i started looking around...and suddenly i
saw a guy at the coat check with curley brown hair and emo
glasses. he also had an eyebrow ring and he was skinny and
had a nice sweater vest and pants on


What is A Hootie?

Beysshoes: bellot means tee tee in some language
Creepy Loner: Tee tee?
Forkrereredux: what is tee tee?
Beysshoes: hootie
Forkrereredux: what is hootie? blowfish?
Forkrereredux: attention everyone: BELLOT has pics!
Forkrereredux: and what is a hootie?
Beysshoes: lollllllllllllllll
Forkrereredux: WHAT IS A HOOTIE
LeslieHapablap: trbfrom nc, how was your television repeat?
what program was it?
Beysshoes: fedya is waiting for the level of convo to rise leslie
Beysshoes: he may never chat
Forkrereredux: WHAT
Forkrereredux: IS
Forkrereredux: HOOTIE
Forkrereredux: beysshoes is on pills
Ta21l: jealous?
LeslieHapablap: hopefully birth control pills.
Beysshoes: yup. its the only way to survive in here with you fork
Ta21l: amen to that Bey
Forkrereredux: fork has not drank today
Beysshoes: go drink pls
Forkrereredux: pls?
Forkrereredux: please?
Forkrereredux: why can't you spell it out?
Forkrereredux: TRB, sit down
Beysshoes: fedya is here YAY
TRBfrom NC: Fork, go away
Forkrereredux: okay
Forkrereredux: sorry
Forkrereredux: fork will leave
Beysshoes: wow its that easy?
Forkrereredux: yeah
Forkrereredux: fork is outta here
Forkrereredux: fork is itchy
KevinsAlias: Bey...he didn't say WHEN he's leave...


[ I bent over and crashed into his ribs; he held on
to me as I pummeled him. Then he took my face in
his hands and pressed his face against mine so our
noses mashed together. He kissed me for such a
long time, and so passionately, that I thought I
might faint. I bit his lip until I thought I
tasted blood. No matter,he was disease-free.
He pulled back to look at me. "One of the senior
partners at my firm lives a block away. Can you
imagine his reaction if he walked by right now?"
I bit him again. ]


A Great Director and So Punctual:

HCSMAUI: Eastwood set records in production and always
comes in under budget
HCSMAUI: Way under budget
BinxB91: a no nonsense director??
Londoj: His piano blues film in the series blues was kind
of lame though. but then you compare him with wim wenders
well . . .
BinxB91: Maybe the actors are afraid to screw up?
HCSMAUI: Yes Binx, very, very true
BinxB91: Go ahead, flub your line. Make my day.
ParaMyrrh: my own video productions always come in way
under budget


Tough Love:

Is She Weird 55: Okay so i invited 100 people to my halloween
party and 25 people are going so far.
Phronsie: If you were my child and told me you had invited
100 adolescents to a party, I would kill you


A CSI Episode:

Is She Weird 55: i saw the flaming lips last summer
Is She Weird 55: and they had huge balloons and lots of confetti
...and people were on stage with santa costumes
Phronsie: How much hearing loss, I wonder?
Is She Weird 55: like rolling stones...the symbol of the tongue
Max 314159265358: and animal costumes
Ameliae1998: does anyone like pj harvey?
Is She Weird 55: yah...they were wearing costumes too
Max 314159265358: and everyone played the role of the animal
and had unprotected sex that night
LeslieHapablap: i love "rid of me".
Max 314159265358: I may have read about it on Pitchfork
Phronsie: Sounds like a CSI episode
Max 314159265358: it was a CSI episode


Short Little Span of Attention:

ManiacEyeball: why would you tell people not to look at a
picture you've posted voluntarily
ManiacEyeball: that's insane.
Ameliae1998: i don't know
Max 314159265358: maybe you're drunk or stoned or both?
Ameliae1998: it is the only digital i have
ManiacEyeball: oh well. i just found out pizza cures cancer.
DreamsToGoToday: and scissors cuts paper


Diva Landlady:

BinxB91: Hillary, you could study journalism at UAB and board
with Phronsie
Is She Weird 55: no
Is She Weird 55: i want to go to OU
Phronsie: uh, somehow I don't see that ,Binx
BinxB91: you don't take in boarders?
Phronsie: no
Phronsie: I've done that before and learned my lesson
Phronsie: I had a student living in my house from about 89-91
Is She Weird 55: oh hey! i just found a york peppermint patty
Is She Weird 55: and i am eating it
Phronsie: it didn't work out well
Phronsie: It turned out he was the adult child of an alcoholic
Phronsie: and was himself an alcoholic, a druggie, schizophrenic
and gay
Various704: are you reading my resume phronsie?
TRBfrom NC: phronise, i'd say he had a few problems
Gypsyjo47: Phrons besides that, what bad character traits did
he have?
Phronsie: TED, I'm ashamed to admit that the reason I kicked him
out was that he didn't come to see my one-woman play


Weirder Than a Mormon Cult:

Prospect26: I am married to an Eagle Scout plus two palms...



They Can't Press Charges As Easily:

Niontron3: and you are 17?
Is She Weird 55: yes i am 17
Niontron3: I've had better luck with older women


Funny Is As Funny Does:

Beysshoes: yeah well, its not funny.
Phronsie: lollollollollol
Beysshoes: sheesh, you're like insane

We All Know and Love One Another.
A Human Being Is the Most Precious Thing
in the World In Spite of what Rono Says.


You White People Better Start:

Niontron3: kolkatar mayera ja sexy!!!
Madam Mimi: khub vahlo lagachilo
Forkrereredux: F
Niontron3: k...
ParaMyrrh: khub Papi chulo
Madam Mimi: You white people better start breeding...
......or else everyone is gonna talk like this

A Sticky Situation:
ParaMyrrh: Clinton used the blacks like a Slaveholder
for votes and then dropped them like hotcakes



Showing One's Freudian Slip:

BlDET: you're not calling me horrible names when
i try to help you tonight, beys?
BlDET: i think you owe me an apology
BlDET: and so does your pet monkey, ta
Beysshoes: what the matter ta? yoh man don't give you
enough? STFU apology you slutbag
Beysshoes: sorry ta...i meant to say bidet
Beysshoes: oof


High School Life:
Is She Weird 55: I had the biggest peach today. it was
the size of a small grapefruit
Is She Weird 55: i showed almost everyone in the cafeteria


No Explicit Sex But Good:

Prospect26: Lady...I am reading Call the Darkness Night
...very old book about the mills in Lowell, Ma, 1863...
LadyMtnMedic: good read Pros?
Prospect26: Lady...very big book. Great read no f words
no explicit sex but good.


Don't Call those Guys:

Leigh12ann: im driving today and see a service truck for
the "Intelect Service Co"
Leigh12ann: im thinking dont call those guys


Ruckus:

Leigh12ann: i am amicable and amiable
Leigh12ann: and dont have a date on a friday night
CordialCactus: my date is snoring, at the moment
CordialCactus: brb... i hear a ruckus
Ta21l: can you descibe the ruckus?


All Godwit's Answers are the Same:

BinxB91: Who sang "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Knishofdeath: Rodney King
Godwit935: I would guess that song was sung by that Jewish
guy from New Orelans, I forget his name


More Stuff Only Rono Knows;
Niontron3: Most of the companies in america owned by england
Niontron3: Like, BORDERS


Still in the Closet:

Godwit935: Another deranged homosexual enters.
Forkrereredux: who is the other deranged homosexual?


Hillary, Join the Club:

Niontron3: are you a shelf veteran?
Is She Weird 55: i dont know what that means but i
dont think so considering i've only been coming to
this room for about six weeks
Niontron3: Why are you coming to this room for siz weaks?
Is She Weird 55: because i find the people interesting
Creepy Loner: NION; You're talking to a human! You've
been caught!
Niontron3: Creepy, I have to teach humans
Niontron3: Is She, you feel like a veteran
Niontron3: you feel like a shelfer who used to come here
a lot
Is She Weird 55: i'm not sure what you are talking about, nion.


And This Club, Hillary:

Is She Weird 55: Para, please. I am sick of you. You are
speaking to a 17 year old. Do you expect more maturity
from me? Because really, I dont care what you think or say.
ParaMyrrh: IS fine I am just trying to share my wisdom with
you I am sorry I offended you



Leslie's Imaginary Friend:

LeslieHapablap: creepyloner, i think you should come over
to my house
Creepy Loner: Mrs. Hapablap...and why should I come over to
your hut?
LeslieHapablap: creepyloner, so we can have a naked tickle fight.
Creepy Loner: [considers this]
Niontron3: Leslie, aren't you married?
LeslieHapablap: niontron3, tickling is not cheating!


Oh Deer:

Cabinkeeper101st: anyone read any good deerhunting books ?


Pink in Red:

LeslieHapablap: godwit935, look, when the game started i
was wearing a red cashmere sweater.
LeslieHapablap: we were not playing well.
Godwit935: Leslie, you mean you shed clothing as the game
went on?
LeslieHapablap: so i thought if i changed my shirt maybe
we would play better.
LeslieHapablap: TOUCHDOWN NEBRASKA!
LeslieHapablap: so i switched to a red t-shirt that says
"huskers" on it.
LeslieHapablap: which i thought was really helping.
LeslieHapablap: but apparently not.


Missing Pieces:

Godwit935: Beys, you sent me something you wrote, didn't you?
Beysshoes: did i godwit ... i cant remember...i thought you
deleted my emails
Godwit935: Beys, I thought you sent me something you wrote.
Beysshoes: what piece was it godwit?
Godwit935: Piece?Beysshoes: was it a story or poem?
Godwit935: I like it when people refer to "pieces" they have
written.
Godwit935: I like it when reporters say they have "filed"
stories.
Beysshoes: godwit, i didn't think "i like it..." was in your
vocabulary.


The Hilarious KaL:

ParaMyrrh: Im completely nude sitting on my settee
Creepy Loner: PARA; Are you wearing socks? There are few things
more hilarious than a "completely nude" man wearing socks...


Rono Laughs:
Niontron3: I laugh at people when they say, "Hy are you on MySpace?"


MySpace Barfings:

Fairywing3: I don't like Myspace generally, but I have heard
some people had good luck using it for business networking
Niontron3: "Business Networking"?
Niontron3: how do you network with myspace?
Godwit935: How do you network, period.
Fairywing3: well, you meet people, it can work for bands and
some artists
LeslieHapablap: godwit935, networking is not for you.
Fairywing3: the majority does seem to be like a teenager's
bedroom barfed onto a webpage


Non-Reproductive:

Niontron3: I am at my GF's
Creepy Loner: NION; She'd better not be human.
Is She Weird 55: omg why does everyone have a girlfriend
or a boyfriend???!!!
Creepy Loner: WEIRD; Because six-billion people on the planet
isn't enough, and they intend to crap a few more out.
Niontron3: no, I am not giving birth to any new human


Holocaust Re-enactors:

LeslieHapablap: godwit935, i am reading "the lost" by
daniel mendelsohn.
LeslieHapablap: non-fiction about a man trying to find out
what became of some relatives who likely died in the holocaust.
Godwit935: Oh, the Holocaust. Man, am I sick of that.
Max 314159265358: eventually the holocaust will be 100 years ago
Max 314159265358: will it be recreated as they do the Civil War?
Max 314159265358: People wander into an abaonded YMCA and drop
to the floor in the showers


Fish People:

Niontron3: humans feel great in water
Niontron3: because humans' ancestors were fishes
Fairywing3: if a fish gets sick it's body reacts differently
I would think
Japan Unlimited: well the last fish I saw that was sick had
yellow pus on it's gills and looked like my grandfather
(his face looks like a swollen puffer fish)
Japan Unlimited: So maybe they look more like humans when
they are dying.....how nice.
Niontron3: japan, hence we come to the conclusion that humans'
ancestors were fishes
Fairywing3: that's lovely..


Both Happy and Sad:

Various704: i asked my girlfriend to tell me some thing
both happy and sad
Jam7604801: she got herpies from you?
Various704: she thought for a moment and said.......um....
..your dicks bigger than your brothers?


Greetings from East Dallas:

BlDET: hey, joann, my friend who just moved there asked if
you're super unfriendly or what
BlDET: ha ha ha
Jhd730: tell her yes I am
BlDET: she's a very friendly east texas gal
BlDET: super smart, super rich
BlDET: you'd hate her


In Her Shoes:

Creepy Loner: You know...there's not much difference
between "sexy teacher" and "naughty secretary"...not
in looks.
LeslieHapablap: the difference is mostly in the shoes.


Hell with a Light Frost:
BlDET: emma is sometimes funny, as least


Dignity:

LeslieHapablap: paramyrrh, i thought you used to
bone phone verbqueen.
ParaMyrrh: NEVER. I used to talk on the phone with her
never anything sexual. Verb was respectful and funny
I must be fair
ParaMyrrh: I do not believe in Phone Sex. i have too much dignity


Cybering with Bidet:

BlDET: i turned my IMs on, jo
BlDET: binx is IMing me
Creepy Loner: Bidet - Is he trying to cyber with you?
BinxB91: Cyber with Bidet?? You think I have a
Humiliation Fetish?


The Black Queen of Craig's List:

BlDET: ha ha ha
BlDET: i just swapped more plants for more feral hog sausage
BlDET: and i'm trying to swap some for wild turkeys


Nickled and Dimed in America:

Is She Weird 55: you can't tip people at subway. we refuse
all tips. it's a rule
Is She Weird 55: although some guy gave me a five dollar bill
and i just couldnt resist
CordialCactus: hillary... thats a rule that is made to be broken
.... do they tell you why and do they pay you well enough to
make it easier to turn them down
Is She Weird 55: and they dont tells us why....but i accept tips
when my manager isnt around


Subway Punster:
Is She Weird 55: lmao my manager at subway said after i baked
the bread that it was "Sub par"
Is She Weird 55: and i was like "nice pun" and she was like
totally clueless


Over the Top:

BinxB91: I liked Jane Eyre so much
Catpower777: I found the nut in the attic a little over the top


Not Yet In Sync:

LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, do you have your lady days?
Creepy Loner: Leslie - they just ended...
LeslieHapablap: i assumed as much. mine are about to start.


The UNProtean:

Godwit935: Much has changed in terms of public discourse,
much of the language has changed. Look at the words that are
used and avoided, or used in new ways.
Verneuker: I guess I dont find it as problematic as you do Godwit
Godwit935: You can't use the word, gay, for instance, to
mean happy. That meaning is obsolete.
Verneuker: language is , by definition, protean
Silvermistgal: I am very gay Godwit....jumping up and down all
day in glee
Godwit935: What does protean mean, Vern?
Verneuker: look at slang, the evolution
Verneuker: changeable....fluctuating
Godwit935: Silver, well, you are obsolete, I guess.
Ta21l: it means changeable Godwit
Godwit935: You could be right, Ta.
Godwit935: Vern could be right.
Godwit935: I'm not sure.
Verneuker: unless protean now means gay
Verneuker: which is improbable
CordialCactus: protean |'prote?n; pro'te?n| adjective: tending
or able to change frequently or easily : able to do many
different things; versatile: able to change or adapt


Godwit makes her puke:

Silvermistgal: I want to retire in Sweden
Godwit935: Silver, you are an American and would retire
to a foreign country? You must be very young.
Silvermistgal: Godwit wherever there are gorgeous men ....
yes...and Swedish men are lovely
Godwit935: Silver, you must be awfully young, or a homo.
Verneuker: shes a she Godwit
Godwit935: So she says, Vern.
Silvermistgal: ha Vern
Silvermistgal: Why am I young Godwit?
Silvermistgal: So she says...ha
Godwit935: Silver, it's a ridiculous idea to live all your
life as an American and want to retire to a foreign country.
Verneuker: Silver, just so you know, Godwit rips me up for
being a Dodger fan here in PA
Verneuker: so you can see where hes going here
Godwit935: Vern, I feel sorry for you.
CordialCactus: why is that ridiculous, i would love to hear
your reasoning
Silvermistgal: yeah well I don't care ....I think gorgeous
men are plentiful in Sweden without insurgents
Silvermistgal: nice clean country
Silvermistgal: well managed
Silvermistgal: wholesome
Gypsyjo47: I plan to move to a foreign country...why not?
My money goes much farther there
Godwit935: Cordial, because if you life your entire life in
a country, and work in that country and enjoy all it has,
and suffer all it has, to retire to another country is not
logical, not thinkable.
Verneuker: The US is a beautiful nation with ghastly leadership
Godwit935: Gypsy, you don't deserve the sacrifices made for
you, if you think like that.
Silvermistgal: well one could have two places Godwit
Godwit935: You werern't saying that, Silvermist.
Silvermistgal: one in Sweden and one in America
Godwit935: I'm getting too emotional.
Verneuker: Im rather fond of South Africa and Canady
Godwit935: Vern, and you root for the Dodgers as you live
in Phillies country. You are unhinged.
Silvermistgal: oh Godwit,here is a handkerchief for your tears
Gypsyjo47: Godwit...pardon me pal...I made the sacrifices...
I stood before the storm of an assault with my men and we made
the sacrifice
Godwit935: It's not sorrow, but anger, Silver.
Godwit935: Oh bs, Gypsy.
CordialCactus: oh puke... you're more annoying than fork, godwit


I'll Give You Ann Coulter:

Godwit935: Vern, there is no such thing as a Republican
woman. A Republican woman is a perversion of nature.
BinxB91: about 46% of women who voted in 2004, voted for Bush.
46% of women voters are perversions of nature?
Verneuker: Binx probably
Godwit935: Binx, yes.
BinxB91: Well, Ann Coulter I'll give you
Verneuker: for a small fee, of course


A Picasso Model??:
Jhd730: I was blessed with a nice rack...but I have the
butt of a woman 3 inches taller than I am


"binxb91, did you get that?":

LeslieHapablap: hello, book shelf.
Phronsie: Hi Lels
LynBelle: hi leslie
ParaMyrrh: Miss Pink we were talking about how Tom Cruise
has an enormous penis
Creepy Loner: Mrs. Hapablap...hello. We're talking about
large penises...anything to say on the subject?
ParaMyrrh: Creepy!
ParaMyrrh: beatcha!
Creepy Loner: Para!
Creepy Loner: Damn you!
Creepy Loner: [smirk]
ParaMyrrh: Can't beat me to a big cock!
LeslieHapablap: binxb91, did you get that?


Jo's Holy Trinity:

Jhd730: I am Catholic but as my neighborhood priest
used to say, I am part of the hatch'em, match'em
dispatch'em club...
Jhd730: I only go to church for baptisms weddings and funerals

The Pigskin Classic:

Is She Weird 55: we had our homecoming football game tonight
Jhd730: already?
BinxB91: on a Thursday?
Is She Weird 55: It's Yom Kippur tomorrow...
Is She Weird 55: so the people we were playing are jewish....
Is She Weird 55: that's why we had it on a thursday
LeslieHapablap: tomorrow night begins the holiest of holy days.
ParaMyrrh: Leslie not for me
BinxB91: jewish football players ....
BinxB91: they use a pigskin?
Is She Weird 55: lol no
Is She Weird 55: we played jewish solon though
ParaMyrrh: Binx yeah they are always trying to get the Quarter-back
Is She Weird 55: LMAO
Ta21l: oh that was so bad....lol
LeslieHapablap: have to fast for 24 hours.
Is She Weird 55: i mean...that's not funny.
Jhd730: they don't toss a coin at the start of the game...
it'd never hit the ground
ParaMyrrh: Jo haha
Is She Weird 55: hehehe
Forkrereredux: what is the holiday?
Is She Weird 55: we lost... :(yom kippur.




A Compliment?:

Sharlene4444: Goodnight everyone--you are a much nicer
room than the author's lounge
Verneuker: Is that like saying we're sexier than Don Knotts?


A Compliment (and we love each other):

Leigh12ann: right now im just listening. you guys are a
hoot and all know each other apparently

The Vapid Vanda-less Room

RONO's back, all new:

Niontron3: Most people in the soceity are not here
to make things right...they are here merely to live
a life

Indulging Your Puppy:

StarlightStorms: Beys, how's the puppy doing?
Beysshoes: she had her first popcorn party last night
Beysshoes: she didn't jump for them when i tossed them
tho...she was scared
StarlightStorms: awwww....
CordialCactus: she's going to develope a popcorn complex
CordialCactus: damn womans throwing it at me again!


At Long Last Nomdujour:

Beysshoes: james i told binx not to print that
but he did anyways...sorry
BinxB91: Beys, I bet he doesn't know what you're talking about
ShhJm: not to print what beys?
BinxB91: SEE
Beysshoes: katytried
ShhJm: binx, you better watch what you do where I am concerned
Beysshoes: binx is soo bad...hush james.
BinxB91: I better watch??? Or else?
Nomdujourxx: Katy Lied----Steely Dan


Chess of the Gods:

Nomdujourxx: I heard on the radio that some Philosophy
prof over in the UK has postulated that the Earth and it
inhabitants are nothing more that a Simms type game being
played by superior beings
StarlightStorms: like the chess board of the gods, Nom
TRBfrom NC: he says they are SUPERIOR? LOL
MadiHolmes: nom- sounds like crap to me
Forkrereredux: fork plays his enemies like a game of chess nooooooooooooooooooooooooo stress
MadiHolmes: not even very original at that
Nomdujourxx: My question is what's gonna happen if their
computer crashes??


Russell Crowe - not for poofters:

Godwit935: Russell Crowe is great, I love that guy. He's
not afraid to throw a punch, although he is fully grown.
Forkrereredux: godwit, punching people is immature
Godwit935: It is to poofters, Fork


Prick:

BinxB91: Gimlette, get over it!!
Gimlette: Binx.. NEVER!!!
Gypsyjo47: Jennifer yeah...Gimlette called me a prick
(I'm rather proud of that)
Gimlette: lol... I did not
BinxB91: "i think it's about forgiveness ..."
Gimlette: I've never used that word in my life
Gimlette: you are so full of it! lol
Gypsyjo47: Yes you did!
Gimlette: I have a psychotic uncle who reminds me a lot of you
Gimlette: I did not.. I NEVER say "prick"
BinxB91: Gim, what do you say when a needle touches your finger
Gimlette: it wouldn't occur to me to use that word
Forkrereredux: put the needle to the eardrum
BinxB91: "oh shit, I did something to my finger that I can't
explain. And it fuckin hurts"
Gimlette: I say, "ow"
Gimlette: but I appreciate your thoughtful and intelligent
point, Binxy
BinxB91: (sigh)
BinxB91: I'm so tired


The Ohio Players:

Forkrereredux: binx, why not just hit it with your daughter?
BinxB91: FORK!!!!!
BinxB91: (sigh)
Forkrereredux: why not?
Creepy Loner: LOL...oh, Fork. You really must stop that.
Godwit935: Jam, the guy is going to Barnes and Noble to pick
up women....give him a break. lol
Forkrereredux: nothing wrong with that. she's legal age and all
Creepy Loner: The AOL po-po will find you and thrash you in
public if you keep it up, you know.
BinxB91: Fork lives in Ohio. He'll be visiting Alex soon.
Creepy Loner: Fork now lives in Ohio?
Max 314159265358: that reminds of the girl who married her father
Forkrereredux: yes. fork is in cleveland
Creepy Loner: How very exciting! I had no idea.
Forkrereredux: fork knows!
Godwit935: You survive in Cleveland, Fork? Hard to believe.
BinxB91: "who's your daddy?"
Max 314159265358: You doin a roadtrip Creep?
BinxB91: CreepyLoner lives in Akron
Nomdujourxx: Speaking of Cleveland, what ever happened to
Bear, who used to come in this room all the time?
Creepy Loner: MAX; Absolutely not. Fork must come to me.
Forkrereredux: drew carry is from cleveland
Creepy Loner: I can bend fork with my mind.
Godwit935: Creepy, can you tell me who owns the Akron paper?
StarlightStorms: It's a Five O'Clock World.....
Max 314159265358: the Mapquest has been printed out already,
I bet
BinxB91: Mariah Carey is not from Cleveland
Creepy Loner: GOD; No...why the f--k would I know that?
Godwit935: Creepy, I thought maybe you were literate.
Max 314159265358: Creep only reads the finest literature
and erotica
Max 314159265358: not fishwraps
BinxB91: John Kerry visited Cleveland
Creepy Loner: GOD,so literacy = knowing who owns the Akron paper?
Creepy Loner: What a snob.
Godwit935: The Beacon-Journal used to be a good paper
when Knight-Ridder owned it.
Forkrereredux: the night rider owned a paper?


The News from East Dallas:
BlDET: did you know that i am parading through the
neighborhood with nipple erections these days?

She Has a Retainer:
Is She Weird 55: i love having a retainer
Is She Weird 55: it's so versatile


Parrot Head:

Prospect26: I am no longer a parakeet. I went to my first
Jimmy Buffet last night. Now I am a PARROTHEAD! What a
great time...and a great show. Jimmy Buffet puts a smile
on everyone's face!
Ta21l: lol...not you too Pros...
Catpower777: I've never seen him, but I like his attitude
Ta21l: wasted away....lol


An Apartment in the City:

Gypsyjo47: Well I heated with firewood and a wood stove
all winter...it was sort of fun going out in the fresh air
and cutting and splitting firewood
Gimlette: I'm sure it would be, but I live in an apartment
in the city


Poetry:

Gypsyjo47: Bey are you still writing poetry?
Beysshoes: yes gyps. i'm critiquing for an online magazine
as well.
Beysshoes: and will be hosting the radio show soon
NckAdams: Poetry criticism?
NckAdams: ....or general literary critiques?
Beysshoes: yes nick - writing
Beysshoes: literary
Doc Whew: i dont think that rhyming hope with dope is any good
Doc Whew: i could be a poetry critic
Doc Whew: or only god can make a tree
Beysshoes: i find it builds my own momentum doc
Doc Whew: i think the geneticists might disagree
Beysshoes: in my writes
Gypsyjo47: Bey are you accepting poetry?
Beysshoes: 'scuze` gyps?
Gypsyjo47: Do you include poetry submissions in the mag
you are doing?
Beysshoes: you must belong to one of the dozens of writers
groups to sumit to the magazine gyps
Beysshoes: dulces sognas doc
Doc Whew: i like when you talk like that beys
Gypsyjo47: O...okay I don't belong to any groups
Doc Whew: dont rhymehope with dope
Doc Whew: bad poetry
Beysshoes: rhyming poetry went out along time ago doc...
now its mainly used for lyrics
Creepy Loner: Figures. It's the only kind of poetry that
requires some effort
Creepy Loner: Lazy bastards.

Blocked Metaphors:
CordialCactus: i love poetry.... but i rarely get when
something means something else..


Tomato Chat:

CordialCactus: jam... we think our "squirrel" that was
stealing our tomatoes... is actually a two legged thief
Beysshoes: hey, did you guys see they have
'grape tomatoes' now? omg truly ? happy???


Magic Guitar:

CordialCactus: i wish i could play the acoustic guitar
Beysshoes: i used to play the guitar...but only the eagles songs


Blogs - No Substitute for Allan:

LynBelle: what is in the blogs?
Jhd730: Lyn, the bookshelf.org
LynBelle: Jo, is it interesting?
Phronsie: I think to appreciate the blogs, you need to
be a long time shelfer
Jhd730: very entertaning Lyn..Kal send Lyn a link..she has been
around forever..she knows all the players
LynBelle: jo, go get allan and tell him to get his butt in here

Labor Day of Love:


Asking Advice of Icky People:
LeslieHapablap: where is a good place to buy
a quilt that i will like?!?!


Who's Hot:

Creepy Loner: There was a man that would come into
the Starbucks I worked at, order a drink with five
shots of espresso in it, steal a newspaper and take
his drink into the bathroom. He'd then sit in there
and crap for about an hour.
Creepy Loner: I didn't like my time there.
Forkrereredux: that's hot
Creepy Loner: He seemed to think it was hot, too.


We all might be Bidet's neighbor:

BlDET: you've got to target your audience
Godwit935: Maggot.
BlDET: dogtwit!
Godwit935: Maggots.
BlDET: dogtwit might be my neighbor


I am not a maggot:

Stormy2610: Do I have to be a maggot too? I've never
been here before...
Godwit935: Stormy, I don't know you. You might be okay.
Stormy2610: I'm not a maggot. Take my word for it.
BinxB91: Stormy, don't bother with Godwit.
He's a cranky old man
Godwit935: Binx, Stormy might have his own mind, ya never know.
Stormy2610: Um...Stormy has a mind and a vagina, not a penis


Reading is FUNdamental:

Godwit935: Leslie, I saw the Reading Phillies in Reading,
Pa. AA team, part of Phils farm system.
Forkrereredux: lol reading


They shoot hot dogs, don't they?:

Godwit935: I like it when the guy comes out with the
hot-dog gun and shoots foil-wrapped hot dogs into the crowd.
Forkrereredux: mr. fork does not like that
LeslieHapablap: godwit935, what do you like about it?
Forkrereredux: godwit, what are you wearing tonight?
Godwit935: And I like looking at all the women, many of
whom are dressed provocatively.
Stormy2610: I don't think I'd like to see a hot dog
flying at me...
LeslieHapablap: i do not like objects being shot at me,
including hotdogs.
Stormy2610: Maybe a keilbasa


Pun of the Month:

Forkrereredux: fork is pansexual
Stormy2610: Just keep a lid on it.


Wrong Romm, Godwit:
Godwit935: I liked when Susan Sarandon washed herself with
the lemon juice.


(sniffle):

BinxB91: hello C'Loner
BinxB91: Save us from ouselves
Creepy Loner: I...I can't...
Creepy Loner: That would be something kind of like a job.
BinxB91: What did you find more interesting than us???
Creepy Loner: Nothing, truth me told...I was looking at
the KatyTried thing.
Creepy Loner: Blah.


If you are able:

Godwit935: Some of the greatest moments in life, if you
are able, are throwing baseballs.
Creepy Loner: My ex used to make me watch baseball...and
baseball movies.
Godwit935: The flight of a ball leaving your hand is one
of the most beautiful experiences in life. If you are
able, I mean.


(sniffle):

BinxB91: Hello BookSlut
BinxB91: what are you reading that's light???
BooksIut: Your posts.


(WHAAAAA);
Stormy2610: Wow...Binx is fountain of knowledge!
BooksIut: More like a leaky faucet, Stormy.


Popped:

Max 314159265358: I am slightly disturbed as why there's
an 8 digit differene between houses
Max 314159265358: 16 if I look at 3
BinxB91: huh?
Creepy Loner: Okay...I think some fuse in Max's head has
finally popped.


Rams:

Creepy Loner: There's a gang of sheep that live pretty close
to me. One of them has a long tail and it will twirl its tail
wildly sometimes.
BinxB91: It's not a gang ... it a flock
Creepy Loner: This is a gang.
Creepy Loner: They're mean...and wear colors.
BinxB91: ah, black sheep
Forkrereredux: the one twirling might be a the alpha sheep
Bry4180: Creepy, are you a professional sheep herder?
Max 314159265358: I prefer fuschia
Creepy Loner: I want to throw apples at them.
BinxB91: alpha sheep are rams
Forkrereredux: do it!
Creepy Loner: I don't make any money.
Creepy Loner: I'm not a professional anything.
Forkrereredux: fork once sprayed binaca in a horse's mouth


The Wrong Homework helper:

AforAllie: I need some help desperately
Forkrereredux: fork is here to help
AforAllie: does anyone have Word 2007?
Forkrereredux: oh yeah, fork has that
AforAllie: I have a team paper due in an hour,
and I can't read the file
Creepy Loner: Umm...I think you're doomed.


Fan Clubs:
ShhJm: jesus is like elvis, I love both of them,
but the fan clubs freak me out a bit


For the Ambiance:

CordialCactus: brb avec libation
CordialCactus: back with booze...but just a little
Creepy Loner: Tell me about your booze.
CordialCactus: kahlua, vodka, half and half and a dash
of cinnamon on top.. served in a martini glass over ice
CordialCactus: im such a girl
Creepy Loner: Well...more elaborate than mine.
BinxB91: gee .... you learned some tricks at that job
Creepy Loner: I'd rather have my beer.
Creepy Loner: But...meh...
Creepy Loner: Wine it is.
Max 314159265358: too much work to get a buzz
CordialCactus: i wanted to put some shaved chocolate on top
... but screw that... ill just nibble on the bar
Creepy Loner: I agree...I don't like trying to dull
myself while performing any task that borders on a
science project at the same time.
CordialCactus: its not for the buzz...its for the ambiance
...in front of my computer heh
Creepy Loner: Come on...in part it's for the buzz.
CordialCactus: yeah alright ... in part


BLT in the backwoods:

ShhJm: one time I was fishing on this backwoods lake and
the bats were hassling me and out of nowhere, this old
scooby doo man freak appears and says "be careful son,
those aint regular bats" so I got the fuc* out of there
LadyMtnMedic: regular bats? non regular?
LadyMtnMedic: I dont blame you
CordialCactus: eegads
ShhJm: he was standing on a dock in the middle of the
night, we were the only humans within miles
CordialCactus: the bats wouldnt have bothered me....
he would have though
ShhJm: I didnt see him til he spoke
LadyMtnMedic: sure he was human?
Pschultz4: I would have been more scared of the old guy
ShhJm: he looked like mr smithers from scooby doo


BLT as bat shit:

CordialCactus: were you real familiar with the area?
ShhJm: yes I was
Londoj: zionks!
ShhJm: but to get there, you have to endure about 5 miles
of bumpy dirt road
CordialCactus: ok...so there wasnt a little cabin tucked
away with a local who said to himself, "gonna have some
fun tonight"
Sans Label: Stop ruining the story, Cordial.
Sans Label: He nearly died that night.
ShhJm: well, to say I almost ended up in a dean koonts
situation would be fair
CordialCactus: i wasnt being properly reverant to the
gravity of the situation...i apologize
LadyMtnMedic: TG you survived!
Sans Label: Were if not for Mr. Smithers, he'd be petrified
bat excrement right now.
ShhJm: guana is you will
Sans Label: I won't.
ShhJm: as it were
CordialCactus: were it not for his fast feet he'd be
bottom feeder bait right now
Sans Label: And a coprolite to you, sir.
CordialCactus: anyway..... i like your story
CordialCactus: more interesting than any that i have
CordialCactus: i had this pet snail once


Beating up on the Amish:

LadyMtnMedic: are Amish the ones that sleep with a
board in the bed separating them?
Max 314159265358: that's no board that's his wife
LadyMtnMedic: or was that a sheet, wait, that was
the Hitterites
BinxB91: one word ----- knothole
ShhJm: i dont know their sleeping habits but they
dont use modern conveniences like electricity
BinxB91: they don't wear buttons
Pschultz4: I think they use the board before they
get married or something
ShhJm: I like to speed really fast by them and get
really close
ShhJm: I know that single amish women cant ride inside
of their carriges with men
CordialCactus: back
Creepy Loner: Thank God.
CordialCactus: binx...what question did the amish woman
ask you, do you recall?
ShhJm: I bet if I drove by and threw semen at them I
could get like 9 of them pregnant
CordialCactus: snicker
Pschultz4: Dude, lol
CordialCactus: you arent looking at the amish exhibitionists,
are you?
Max 314159265358: a knee showing?
Pschultz4: Oh baby, show the other one
CordialCactus: ha
LadyMtnMedic: Binx, even with a knothole, wouldnt guys hate
picking out slivers?
Max 314159265358: I'm more a shoulder kinda guy
CordialCactus: they are really good at sanding wood
Pschultz4: Amish spring break?
ShhJm: I bet a 30 year old amish woman can braid her pubic region
CordialCactus: hence the popularity of their furniture
BinxB91: she asked, "from which direction will the train come?"
CordialCactus: im looking at their crafts in a whole new light now
ShhJm: binx, you should have told her "from the rear"
CordialCactus: heh
BinxB91: eww
Creepy Loner: Teeheehee.
ShhJm: yes binx, appraoching a woman from the rear is gross,
I am sorry
ShhJm: I would never do that
BinxB91: no ... approaching a woman from the rear on a train
platform is gross
Creepy Loner: Unless you're a closet-case. Then it's probably
preferable.
Max 314159265358: oh please
Max 314159265358: you're payin for it
LadyMtnMedic: how is the guitar business this summer Jim?
ShhJm: binx, approaching a woman from the rear on a train
platform is one of my unfulfilled fantasies
Creepy Loner: May it stay a fantasy.
ShhJm: lady, I sold most of my guitars to buy my camper
BinxB91: having sex in public?
ShhJm: I sell medical equipment from a website now
CordialCactus: contrary to what i have been told, men
really arent all the same
CordialCactus: this i have learned in the past 3 minutes
Creepy Loner: [slight look of interest]
Creepy Loner: Oh yeah?
Creepy Loner: [sigh]
ShhJm: I bill medicare
Creepy Loner: Sorry...go on...
LadyMtnMedic: you sold your guitars for a camper,
talk about trading up
ShhJm: I sell things like diabetes testing equip, physical
therapy stuff and stuff for old people
LadyMtnMedic: wow
ShhJm: lady, I still have my kick ass guitars


"I cannot wait to have children":
BooksIut: I cannot wait to have children.
BooksIut: I will vie with my children, quoting Postwar
Jewish authors.


Sphincters:

Creepy Loner: All right - I told Binx that Bookslut is gone.
CordialCactus: wb
Creepy Loner: Hey...there he is.
Unnatural Axe: wb Binx
CordialCactus: thanks creepy
BinxB91: oh, I like BookSlut. But this a night I would have
had a bouncer carry her out
BinxB91: If this were a bar
Creepy Loner: I don't like Bookslut.
Creepy Loner: I did once, for about five minutes
BinxB91: and i was the proprietor
Unnatural Axe: she gives narcissism a bad name.
CordialCactus: i dont really dislike anyone....
i just dont understand some people, and am curious as to how and
why they are different
BinxB91: I often have crushes on women on the Shelf
BinxB91: but BookSlut is gross
Creepy Loner: I've never seen Bookslut.
BinxB91: a woman shouldn't have to say "I'm Hot"
Max 314159265358: there are women on the Shelf?
BinxB91: you just know
Unnatural Axe: usually people who say they are hot, aren't
BinxB91: C'Loner, seeing her font is seeing her
CordialCactus: that is very sagacious of you, binx
Sawdust611: true axe
Unnatural Axe: interesting how one can have a visceral
reaction to someone's font
Unnatural Axe: when I used to see Kalenfer's, my sphincters
would pucker.


Throwing miffins at crack heads:

Creepy Loner: [decides to throw a muffin at a raccoon]
Max 314159265358: Creep that's the most humane thing I've seen
you do in months
Creepy Loner: MAX; I often feed animals.
Creepy Loner: Tonight I've given them nutbread, a baguette,
and eggs. I hate eggs. And now...the muffin. Honey-oat.
Max 314159265358: Who enjoys muffins?!
Max 314159265358: You only et them when doughnuts are sold out
and you have a stick of butter
Creepy Loner: A number of animals like muffins. Raccoons are
fond of them. Possums will eat them too. So will skunks.
CordialCactus: i had 2 skunks in my garage last night
Max 314159265358: I'm in the ghetto. If I hear a garbage lid I
know it's a crackhead


Sometime Nothing's a Real Cool Hand:

LeslieHapablap: the only blog worth looking at is Vanda52's.
Jhd730: he's been a lazy blogger Leslie...I am sick of Sparky


The taste of beer(skip this if you have a weak stomach):

ParaMyrrh: I can't see how people drink beer
ParaMyrrh: Even Jhd730 says beer tastes like Semen
ParaMyrrh: Beer is hideous
Beysshoes: it does NOT taste like semen jo!
LeslieHapablap: beer is icky.
LeslieHapablap: i would never drink a beer.
LeslieHapablap: how unlady like.
ParaMyrrh: Bey How would you know?
Beysshoes: my friend donna said
LynBelle: leslie, you are getting on my nerves again
Beysshoes: lyn, go to the deux ... and you will appreciate leslie.
ParaMyrrh: drinking beer is unlady like Id never marry a
girl who drinks beer
LynBelle: lol
Jhd730: Para, you're never marrying a girl period
ParaMyrrh: Lyn seriously my mom has never imbibed it
Jhd730: and I never said beer tastes like semen
Beysshoes: para...you are like binx. he says ladies don't fart.
ParaMyrrh: Jo you lie. you said Budweiser tastes like Semen
Beysshoes: pathetic madonna complex
ParaMyrrh: Bey they do And I like that
ParaMyrrh: but beer goes too far I even like to watch
girl crap and listen to the tinkle of their micturation
it'ss such seeet music
ParaMyrrh: I also like to collect their pap smears for my
multi-media artistic works
LeslieHapablap: gross.
LynBelle: I don't even know how he thinks of this shit
ParaMyrrh: Hey Bey im gonna tell Binx what you said about him


KaL getting attention:

Catpower777: Lyn, his mind is acrobatic
ParaMyrrh: Cat who me?
Beysshoes: the james joyce of shelfers = para
Catpower777: yes, you Para
LeslieHapablap: the james joyce?
Beysshoes: cat its not egg sackly his mind thats acrobatic
LynBelle: James Joyce is a famour author twit
Jhd730: Bey Kal is more Joyce Carol Oates than anything
ParaMyrrh: Leslie James Joyce was incredibly scatological
and very onrery in his letters to Nora


Leslie sampling porn:

LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, how was the porn?
Creepy Loner: Delightful, Leslie...thanks for asking.
ParaMyrrh: people can be so mean and crass in here.
I don't understand it
Stormy2610: Like watching the female praying mantis
consume the male after she's used him?
LeslieHapablap: i enjoy "meerkat manor".
Knishofdeath: I stick to vegetarian crush porn
Knishofdeath: No--it's the only crush porn I've seen--
women stomping on fruit and vegetables


Leslie's thing for older men:

LeslieHapablap: where is godwit935?
Creepy Loner: Hiding from Fork.
Stormy2610: Why would anyone hide from Fork??
Beysshoes: honestly leslie, you miss the oddest people.


Labor Day Special:

ParaMyrrh: I love my job
Godwit935: What do you do, Para?
ParaMyrrh: seriously not to be argumentative
Godwit935: I like argument, Para, no sweat.
ParaMyrrh: I run a Tire and Auto Service Center
Jennifer Payne: there are always those few people with bad
attitudes and a negative outlook on life in general, but i
think most people in the US are thankful they can choose
a profession
Godwit935: Oh, okay, Para.
ParaMyrrh: I work between 50 to 60 hours a week
ParaMyrrh: enjoy all my employees and most of my customers
Godwit935: Para, you are an employer, an owner of a business?
Jennifer Payne: that's cool para
ParaMyrrh: God no I work for a Corp that runs over 700
tire stores in the US
ParaMyrrh: Tire and Auto Service Centers
Godwit935: Oh okay, Para. You referred to your employees,
so I thought maybe you owned a business.
Jennifer Payne: so what is the best tire brand to buy?
ParaMyrrh: Agreed I tend to think them as my employees
not as a proprietary gesture they are like family to me
Godwit935: Sure, Para. So what's the best brand?
ParaMyrrh: Michelin
Godwit935: That doesn't sound right to me, Para.
StarlightStorms: it is, Wit
Godwit935: You ask any paint store owner what is the best
brand of paint, and he wouldn't answer like that.
ParaMyrrh: hands down in every genre be it truck tire,
sedan, mid performance or high performance
Godwit935: No, Michelin is not necessarily the best brand,
of course not.
ParaMyrrh: Nobody makes tires better than Michelin
Jennifer Payne: sounds like you are just here to argue with
people, godwit
Godwit935: That's baloney, Parar.
ParaMyrrh: Through experience I know for a fact Michelin
is the best brings the most satisfaction has less problems
best traction, smoothest ride, longevity
ParaMyrrh: nothing beats Michelin in any category


Let's not forget:

Godwit935: Let's not forget how organized labor created the holiday.
BinxB91: "Give us a holiday or we go on strike, you running dogs"
Godwit935: Fighting American workers, yes.
Godwit935: Rich off our backs.
Jennifer Payne: someone sounds bitter
Godwit935: Jennifer, you think it's unusual?
Jennifer Payne: bitterness?
Godwit935: Yes.
Jennifer Payne: fairly
Godwit935: It's normal for an American worker to be bitter,
Jennifer, if he has worked a good long time.
Jennifer Payne: i wouldn't say bitterness is the norm
Godwit935: Jennifer, you must not have worked for very long.
Jennifer Payne: what do you do
Godwit935: I'm a writer, Jennifer, what do you do?
Jennifer Payne: i've done all kinds of things, now a graphic
designer
Godwit935: Do you think you are a good graphic designer, Jennifer?
Jennifer Payne: definitely
Godwit935: How do you know, Jennifer?
Jennifer Payne: wouldn't do it otherwise
Godwit935: Well, you can't stand out good, can you, Jennifer.
Godwit935: I mean, start out.
Jennifer Payne: no one starts out at their best
Jennifer Payne: why do you assume i'm starting out?
Jennifer Payne: because i'm not bitter?
Godwit935: So, at some point, Jennifer, you do work that you
think maybe you don't do well.
Godwit935: I didn't assume you were starting out, Jennifer.


Arguing and Sex are cool:

Trobertson304: argueing is cool
ParaMyrrh: I love arguing too
ParaMyrrh: it's healthy
Trobertson304: and the make up sex is the bees knees

[To live without self-respect is to lie awake some
night, beyond the reach of warm milk, phenobarbital,
and the sleeping hand on the coverlet, counting the
sins of commission and omission, the trusts betrayed,
the promises subtley broken, the gifts irrevocably
wasted through sloth or cowardice or carelessness.
However long we postpone it, we eventually lie down
alone in that notoriously uncomfortable bed, the one
we make ourselves. Whether or not we sleep in it
depends, of course, on whether or not we respect
ourselves]

Mmmm ... the smell of book bags:

CordialCactus: the smell of fall....mmmm...
Trobertson304: i would rather be pleasently surprized
than sorely dissappointed
CordialCactus: heh.. i can see that
Trobertson304: and after seeing some of the chicks in class
i believe there is a god
Trobertson304: as stupid as it is i was excited to go
through my new school books
Godwit935: I don't think that's stupid at all, Trob.
CordialCactus: lol not stupid.....next year i will have
one child in kindergarten and one a senior in high school,
still get excited over the smell of school supplies
Trobertson304: i love the smell of my new backpack...lol
Trobertson304: ive been out of school for over 10 years
Godwit935: Trob, I hope you get in there and tear the ass
off the elephant, as they say.
CordialCactus: apparently, by looking at the lasxt 4 comments
that i have made, i am highly in tune to my olfactory senses


Confess!:

Vanda52: she hates you and blt
Beysshoes: i didn't do nuttin to her
ShhJm: I did lots of stuff to her


(they'll be back together next week):

ShhJm: well, she's a bitter old festering boil on the
ass of mankind, she's really fat and she smells like
a chilidog, she is miserable and loves to let
everyone know, she is a cross between aunt bea with
down syndrome and a rampaging ele


Are you in an overcoat too?
BooksIut: I touch myself thinking about Celan in an
overcoat with astrakhan.


Shelfer of the Month:
CordialCactus: so there are other postings on this blog
.... i just get katytried, which i thoroughly enjoy, btw