Tell me 5 things, one of them true:

Ironfeliks1: You and that smart ass kid hassled me one night and I went to your fantasy game site and ruined it and made you
both apologize!

PatientOnion3: I am watching urban's wedding video, I paid BLT $350.00 for the link

KD81785: I'm going to be a grandmother.

Niontron3: I saw Gore few days ago
Niontron3: at my workplace
Niontron3: at a ball
Niontron3: he was giving a speech

I2DaysInNovember: I am going to read Birds of America by Frank Shaw

Big Money in Worms:

Vanda52: im reading bee keeping for amateurs
Vanda52: and how to run a worm farm
Vanda52: big money in worms
I2DaysInNovember: worms are strange creatures
Vanda52: they are
Niontron3: my cousin had a bee farm
Vanda52: basically tubes
Niontron3: he used to get fresh honey
Vanda52: an apiary rono
Vanda52: thats what a bee farm is called
12DaysInNovember: they like have a mouth a brain a heart (or two) and a butt the rest is just there for digestion Vanda52: right
Vanda52: i like animals you can cut in half and both parts live , imagine if you could do that to a dog

Do the Right Thing;

Niontron3: k...I was dating this girl...on our first date she asked me for money
Niontron3: I started to avoid her
Niontron3: did I do the right thing?

BLT makes out:

Ironfeliks1: kim, what are your stats?
Ironfeliks1: boob size and so forth
KimberlysCabinCR: youre the boob iron

BLT in denial:

Kalinledisko: so anyone in here like poetry at all Ironfeliks1: ::::::::POETRY ALERT:::::::::::STAND BY::::::::::: BinxB91: I like poetry when it sneaks up on me
LadyMtnMedic: Poetry mugs people?
TDNA983: i write some Kalin and read some too Ironfeliks1: I like poetry when I dont hear or read it

Remembering Monster's ball:

KimberlysCabinCR: he was so ugly, physically, so skinny, it was hard to get worked up tonight
BinxB91: a happy ending but I doubt they could last as a couple
TDNA983: i like billy bob
KimberlysCabinCR: yeah doubt it too binx
LadyMtnMedic: just dating someone named Billy Bob would be hard enough
KimberlysCabinCR: i like the line though when they are done and she says i needed you
BinxB91: ... and then they have ice cream?
KimberlysCabinCR: lol chocolate ice cream

Being Cute at Bingo:

KimberlysCabinCR: you know youre cute when a guy comes in with his gf and they sit next to you at bingo and she is clinging to his arm, rubbing it and stuff and he is busy engaging me the whole time
KimberlysCabinCR: its embarrassing when men do that

A Lady with a Red Light and A Siren:

BinxB91: hello Rocky
I2DaysInNovember: Hi LadyMedic! : )
LadyMtnMedic: Please Binx call me Lady or Rox
BinxB91: oh ok then, Lady
BinxB91: weren't you once "rocky"?
Mikaelx2151: are we medicking in the Appalachians?
LadyMtnMedic: RockyMtnMedic
BinxB91: thus Rocky
LadyMtnMedic: and why I got rid of the SN
Mikaelx2151: I see
BinxB91: I once spotted a chatter who named herself Cowgirl-something
Mikaelx2151: I can see Mount Mitchell outside my window
BinxB91: Got the unfortunate nickname "cow"
LadyMtnMedic: poor thing
BinxB91: she'd spend half her night wailing "don't call me Cow"
Mikaelx2151: yes, one needs to be careful in choosing a screen name
BinxB91: i suspect she has a new name by now
LadyMtnMedic: I got tired of women thinking I was a guy and hitting on me, and men hitting on me as I am a medic
LadyMtnMedic: I was being double whammied
Mikaelx2151: men hit on medics?
Mikaelx2151: the cads
LadyMtnMedic: a six foot tall redheaded women who drives with red lights and a siren?
BinxB91: Something about a woman in scrubs
Mikaelx2151: ahhh
LadyMtnMedic: yes my cargo pants are sexy
Mikaelx2151: LOL
BinxB91: She is also the maturing influence on a lot of wild men
LadyMtnMedic: LOL
BinxB91: You're six feet tall?
LadyMtnMedic: wish I had a dime for every patient who has whispered "is she single? to my partner
LadyMtnMedic: yes Binx
BinxB91: From your font, you don't seem that tall
Mikaelx2151: ::getting out tape measure::
Mikaelx2151: ::and a ladder::
BinxB91: I wouldn't think being a patient is a good time to be thinking about romance
LadyMtnMedic: you come back conscious and see a long haired redhead hovering over you
LadyMtnMedic: believe me they ask
Mikaelx2151: is she single? and don't leave my leg behind...
RoseGarden450: i guess they had to get thier mind off the pain
LadyMtnMedic: like patients cant hear what they are saying back there when I drive
LadyMtnMedic: they think I dont hear them
Mikaelx2151: a lady needs to have sharp hearing...
LadyMtnMedic: <--trained observer
LadyMtnMedic: so do nurses

Krispy Kreme Soul Mates:

KevinsAlias: I just had an idea that will revolutionize male entertainment
BinxB91: male entertainment? You're not talking about the NFL on TV?
KevinsAlias: Instead of having women wrestle in mud, have 'em wrestle in Krispy Kreame glaze
TDNA983: oh yeah
TDNA983: i could do that ;p;
KevinsAlias: Hell, my wife would even enjoy that
TDNA983: lol
TDNA983: dang laptop not used to the keys sorry
Catpower777: Kevin, that sounds like female entertainment to me!
Catpower777: now I'm going to have to go to Krispy Kreme tomorrow
BinxB91: Cat, he means the watchers
KevinsAlias: Raffle off the right to lick the winner clean
Catpower777: Binx, I mean I'd be very entertained to be rolling around in glaze
Catpower777: yum

Because Everyday is Long:

LadyMtnMedic: hi Allan*
Vanda52: long day
Vanda52: hi roc
LadyMtnMedic: why ALlan?
Vanda52: because roc everyday is long
Vanda52: im very busy
Vanda52: its spring

Who's your daddy?:

MendoCho: See y'all later. Julie calls

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry ...

I've been away (kinda). I have received
several chat snippets from various Shelfers ...
snippets that made me smile ... and then
disappeared from my "Old Mail" file within
a few days. My father is an old Male ... but I
digress.
Here are the leftovers (pray for better to
come):

I hate saying hello:

Gardens and Tea: hello
Vanda52: you sick garden?
PatientOnion3: why do people say "hello" when they
enter a chat room?
PatientOnion3: they trying to be controversial?
Gardens and Tea: to be polite, onion
PatientOnion3: oh
BinxB91: Onion, because "sup room" is so gauche
PatientOnion3: do we have to say "hello" back?
Gardens and Tea: no, allan, why do you ask?
Vanda52: i dont know pat , i wish people would leave
me alone when I enter, i hate saying hello hello ,
hi , hewllo
PatientOnion3: gauche? now i have to go to dictionary.com
Mg500mv: Hello Gardens

A Cup Cake, A Glass of Water, and an Ambien:

PatientOnion3: Edie Edie Edie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDruezillaB: Yes?
PatientOnion3: You have been away for too long my cupcake
EDruezillaB: I slept for a week.
BinxB91: Onion loves women
PatientOnion3: I know I heard about the accident,
I am so glad you have recovered.
BinxB91: It would be nice if one or two of them loved him back
EDruezillaB: hahaha
EDruezillaB: My accident with a glass of water and an ambien?
PatientOnion3: Binx, that would take all the fun out of it.
EDruezillaB: Yes, tragic.

As long as I didn't know the horse personally:

Gypsyjo47: Etat French meat buyers buy up horses for human
consumption in France...eaten any horsemeat there?
Etatsuni: No horsemeat
Etatsuni: But I have had many different varieties of sausages and roasts
Etatsuni: And of course, frogs legs
Gypsyjo47: Etat of course...but I like frog legs too...bullfrogs are
a southern delicacy
Etatsuni: Gyps, she says there might be a butcher nearby who sells horse...
JadedDremer: yep, Jo
JadedDremer: i was just about to say that
Etatsuni: I wouldn't be averse to trying some
JadedDremer: i would eat horse
JadedDremer: as long as i didn't know the horse personally
Etatsuni: Goat is also delicous
JadedDremer: we eat goat in the south, too
Gypsyjo47: I have heard that horse tastes much like elk...
the diet is similiar so I suppose that is true
JadedDremer: i've not had elk
Etatsuni: Cool. Buffalo is also great
Gypsyjo47: I have eaten many goats...prefer it to beef
Etatsuni: Ah, it's great to be human and eat every other living being on this planet
JadedDremer: i haven't had goat in a long time, but i liked it
JadedDremer: haha, etat
JadedDremer: not every one
Etatsuni: GF says: If we found another planet, we would probably try to eat them
JadedDremer: though i will eat almost anything
JadedDremer: i mean, if it's food
JadedDremer: except for testicles
JadedDremer: testicles
Etatsuni: Can't say I've had testicles, despite making my home at the
base of the Rocky Mountains
Gypsyjo47: I considered vegetarian diets, then looked at my teeth
and realized why God made them like they are, to tear meat, and
that settled the question
Etatsuni: Have had bladders
JadedDremer: bladders?
Etatsuni: Actually Gyps, we have teeth for both
JadedDremer: whose bladders?
JadedDremer: right, etat
Etatsuni: Foie gras my friend
JadedDremer: oh, yuck


And the French Fries sucked:

Gypsyjo47: My daughter is on my ass to visit Paris...I honestly have
no interest in France...Spain I think I would like
Phronsie: Maybe just going to see her would be a good thing, Gyps
Etatsuni: If you do go to Paris, avoid the Casino Cafeteria at all costs
Gypsyjo47: Eta what is that?
Etatsuni: And DO search out L'Oscar off the Champs-Elysees
Etatsuni: Gyps, the former is exactly that. A cafeteria
Etatsuni: Later phrons
Etatsuni: The lady who helped us was wearing gloves to prepare our food...
Etatsuni: and to push the trash down in the trash bag...
Etatsuni: and to block her cough...
Etatsuni: Very sanitary
Etatsuni: And my steak varied between charred and tasteless

First thing to do: make a list of things to do:

Phronsie: Well, I'm trying to start a new program of making
daily agendas for myself
Phronsie: So that I will start doing someting