(sigh)
Reunion:
Catpower777: omg Cactus !
CordialCactus: How are ya?
Catpower777: I'm out of school...woohoo
Catpower777: Cactus how have you been?
CordialCactus: fine as frog hair
KissMyAsterix: frog hair..
Duck:
KapeFeer54: i used to have a button on my jacket that said
"guess how many donuts i can fit on my d**k"
Alansueton: Kape How many?
oooolijay: 3
PrincessSlayah42: not munkins i hope
Julie & DoomGrl as Dance Partners:
oooolijay: i've wet many a wrapper
DoomGrl: i dont think Ooli seems texasey
oooolijay: should i throw in some yeehaws?
DoomGrl: i dont think i ever polkaed
DoomGrl: if you drink vodka real fast it squirts out your nose
oooolijay: i should have been born a princess
Got Steve's Goat:
SteveIzHere8: I was promised if I convert to Islam I can get
70 gorgeous virgins in heaven.
FSCETT: gorgeous virgin GOATS
BookSlut Taken to the Wood Shed:
DoomGrl: i gave bookie a good talking to on saturday
BookShelf 1966:
DoomGrl: we found on line a real real old wiki site that had all
of the old book shelf people and a descriion of them
DoomGrl: pinkvotary, amnon
DoomGrl: it even had Picheesy
[It was one of the biggest scandals of Life, to learn the cruelest
thing someone could say to you was that you were a terrible
kisser.
One would think it would be worse to be a Traitor, Hypocrite,
Bitch, Whore or any other foul person, worse even to be a Way-out-
there, a Welcome Mat, a Was-Girl, a Weasel. I suspect one would
fare better with "bad in bed", because everyone has an off day, a
day when his/her mind hitchhikes on each and every thought that
cruises by, and even champion racehorses such as Couldn't Be
Happier, who won both the Derby and the Preakness in 1971, could
suddenly come in dead last, as he did in the Belmont Stakes. But
to be a terrible kisser --- to be tuna --- was the worst of all,
because it meant you were without passion, well you might as well
be dead.
I walked home (4.1 miles), replaying the humiliating remark again
and again in my head(in slo-mo, so I could mentally draw agonizing
circles around my every instance of fumbling, holding, intentional
grounding and personal foul). In my room, I broke down into one
of those headachy weeps one would think would be reserved for the
death of a family member, for terminal illness, the end of the
world. I cried into my clammy pillowcase for over an hour, the
darkness swelling in the room, the night slinking up and crouching
in the windows. Our house, the elaborate, empty 24 Armor Street,
seemed to wait for me, wait like bats in the darkness, an orchestra
for a conductor, waiting for me to calm myself, to proceed.]
Rono's Haiku:
Niontron9: when the invisible force introduce its agenda, to destroy
people, in the begining it seems innovative that does something good
for the people...that is why the masses without realizing help their
agenda...
Old Man and the Sea:
Niontron9: i caught TWO sun fish today
Niontron9: I took pictures of them and named them
Cranky Steve:
SteveIzHere8: MsVictoriaLynn, we used to get along and be civil
towards each other.
SteveIzHere8: and then I got into an argument with edie and you
had to stick your two cents in
SteveIzHere8: and she has no respect for you either
SteveIzHere8: that's why she laughs when I call you a cross dressing homo
Forkrerereredux: what are you complaining about now, steve?
SteveIzHere8: she laughs at you
SteveIzHere8: that's who you stick up for
Rono's World:
Niontron9: american people are fatter than the rest of the world
(of course than the people who live in that part too)
On Unemployment:
Niontron9: anyways, in my lot, I fired the
Niontron9: person who tried to do voodoo majic on me
Funny Thing:
Niontron9: funny thing happened
Niontron9: it has been so long since I updated my ronorealm site...
now I even forgot the hosting service name
Rono's Case:
Niontron9: one day , when I got a ticket in the subway, for
blocking people while thy were getting up and down, by sitting on
the stair, me and my friend
Niontron9: decided to fight it
Niontron9: and we decided we would tell the court
Niontron9: that there was a white man sitting on the stair too
Niontron9: but the police gave the ticket to the indian man only
Niontron9: this is pure racism
Niontron9: but
Niontron9: that never happened
Anais3233: i wish i had some skittles
Apropos of Nothing:
Melodramamama22: mash is a good and underrated word
PrincessSlayah42: i don't need my thumb to type
Summers Eve L: I can't wait to see the new Terminator movie.
BinxB91: I just like the feeling of being bitten and sucked on
PrincessSlayah42: i love duct tape
AXELvonAUR: now I am myself no despiser of the hearty female stench
Everybody Loves Binx:
TreeSquish: does binx still come in?
PaIeRlDER2: from time to time tree
Beysshoes: yes tree. do you miss him?
TreeSquish: yes, i do miss binx
PaIeRlDER2: tree , if you need a webcam..'partner' i am free
TreeSquish: pale, not that kind of "missing"
Beysshoes and PatientOnion:
FSCETT: fork are you binx?
Beysshoes: homer you know we're talking binky here
Forkrerereredux: i fucked a sheep
Catpower777: the poetry of Fork
TreeSquish: beys, i rarely ever go to that blog
TreeSquish: i can't take it anymore
FSCETT: blog smlog
Beysshoes: why tree? is the old blog any better with emma and co?
FSCETT: read the newspapers online, twitter this
TreeSquish: beys, it's different
TreeSquish: and limited
FSCETT: twitter blogs myspace facebook = ZERO
Beysshoes: those bitties were mean and bitter.
FSCETT: anybody can blog
FSCETT: even bey
Beysshoes: shup homer you assful
FSCETT: if you could really write then somebody would PAY you
TreeSquish: snort
Beysshoes: stfu homer
Melo's Missed man:
Melodramamama22: okay. here is a nice thing then. this man, who's
out of town in the uk?
Melodramamama22: made a pilgrimage to where i used to live, just
because
Summers Eve L: Oh. Very very nice.
Melodramamama22: drove all the hell the way out to the turnip field
Melodramamama22: just to have a scone
Melodramamama22: ya, he is
Summers Eve L: Nice. Very nice.
Melodramamama22: am fairly gobsmacked
Catpower777: so he got there and found you gone?
Melodramamama22: he was there today, in devizes, and i was here
peeling turnips with a peeler i got in devizes
Melodramamama22: weirdness
Summers Eve L: Very romantic in a weird way.
BinxB91: Is weirdness good?
Melodramamama22: good weird is good. bad weird is bad.
Univited baggage:
Catpower777: you know, I think I'm getting some uninvited baggage
on twitter because they think I'm Chan
Gotcha:
Summers Eve L: astigmatisms hahaha
An ear for it:
AnaisNlNja: i just know bs when i hear bs
Anias as Prude:
AXELvonAUR: Anais, don't tell me you are one of those pruding
Euro-leftists.....
The Silly Champ:
AXELvonAUR: Onion has no nuance
MsVictoriaLynn1: Can anyone really be as silly as Onion?
AXELvonAUR: comparing me to him is just stupid and with that sn?
Our Day:
Melodramamama22: its mothers day and we're mothers, so we can do
shit like that
Melo's Golpher:
Yossarian4now: hows my boy doion
Melodramamama22: he's doing good, he got in at 3:30
Yossarian4now: good
Melodramamama22: refused to say one word about what he'd been up to,
other than that they nearly have finished 2 songs
Melodramamama22: jake's going to school in chapel hill, where the
studio is, next fall
Melodramamama22: so he's gonna pitch in and do some gopher stuff and
learn
Best Book Review:
JFWaterman: I'm still looking for 'Finger Pointing Solward',
by Donald Kingsbury.
JFWaterman: Kingsbury has only published a few books during the
past 50 years, but those he has are like to make your brains squirt out
your ears, they are sooooo good-
From What Planet:
JFWaterman: I do exactly what I'm told, and everything goes OK with
my boss. We've been working together since I was a mech in the Screw
MFG dep't and she was my line's Engineer.
JFWaterman: In return, the boss gives me everything I need to get the
job done, and explains everything that I need to do.
Verb:
LadyMtnMedic: we are gritching about work
Performance Art:
MsVictoriaLynn1: Blowing their heads off with a shot gun always
looks good
You'd Better:
Summers Eve L: 3 Love ya'll. Mean it.
Reunion:
Catpower777: omg Cactus !
CordialCactus: How are ya?
Catpower777: I'm out of school...woohoo
Catpower777: Cactus how have you been?
CordialCactus: fine as frog hair
KissMyAsterix: frog hair..
Duck:
KapeFeer54: i used to have a button on my jacket that said
"guess how many donuts i can fit on my d**k"
Alansueton: Kape How many?
oooolijay: 3
PrincessSlayah42: not munkins i hope
Julie & DoomGrl as Dance Partners:
oooolijay: i've wet many a wrapper
DoomGrl: i dont think Ooli seems texasey
oooolijay: should i throw in some yeehaws?
DoomGrl: i dont think i ever polkaed
DoomGrl: if you drink vodka real fast it squirts out your nose
oooolijay: i should have been born a princess
Got Steve's Goat:
SteveIzHere8: I was promised if I convert to Islam I can get
70 gorgeous virgins in heaven.
FSCETT: gorgeous virgin GOATS
BookSlut Taken to the Wood Shed:
DoomGrl: i gave bookie a good talking to on saturday
BookShelf 1966:
DoomGrl: we found on line a real real old wiki site that had all
of the old book shelf people and a descriion of them
DoomGrl: pinkvotary, amnon
DoomGrl: it even had Picheesy
[It was one of the biggest scandals of Life, to learn the cruelest
thing someone could say to you was that you were a terrible
kisser.
One would think it would be worse to be a Traitor, Hypocrite,
Bitch, Whore or any other foul person, worse even to be a Way-out-
there, a Welcome Mat, a Was-Girl, a Weasel. I suspect one would
fare better with "bad in bed", because everyone has an off day, a
day when his/her mind hitchhikes on each and every thought that
cruises by, and even champion racehorses such as Couldn't Be
Happier, who won both the Derby and the Preakness in 1971, could
suddenly come in dead last, as he did in the Belmont Stakes. But
to be a terrible kisser --- to be tuna --- was the worst of all,
because it meant you were without passion, well you might as well
be dead.
I walked home (4.1 miles), replaying the humiliating remark again
and again in my head(in slo-mo, so I could mentally draw agonizing
circles around my every instance of fumbling, holding, intentional
grounding and personal foul). In my room, I broke down into one
of those headachy weeps one would think would be reserved for the
death of a family member, for terminal illness, the end of the
world. I cried into my clammy pillowcase for over an hour, the
darkness swelling in the room, the night slinking up and crouching
in the windows. Our house, the elaborate, empty 24 Armor Street,
seemed to wait for me, wait like bats in the darkness, an orchestra
for a conductor, waiting for me to calm myself, to proceed.]
Rono's Haiku:
Niontron9: when the invisible force introduce its agenda, to destroy
people, in the begining it seems innovative that does something good
for the people...that is why the masses without realizing help their
agenda...
Old Man and the Sea:
Niontron9: i caught TWO sun fish today
Niontron9: I took pictures of them and named them
Cranky Steve:
SteveIzHere8: MsVictoriaLynn, we used to get along and be civil
towards each other.
SteveIzHere8: and then I got into an argument with edie and you
had to stick your two cents in
SteveIzHere8: and she has no respect for you either
SteveIzHere8: that's why she laughs when I call you a cross dressing homo
Forkrerereredux: what are you complaining about now, steve?
SteveIzHere8: she laughs at you
SteveIzHere8: that's who you stick up for
Rono's World:
Niontron9: american people are fatter than the rest of the world
(of course than the people who live in that part too)
On Unemployment:
Niontron9: anyways, in my lot, I fired the
Niontron9: person who tried to do voodoo majic on me
Funny Thing:
Niontron9: funny thing happened
Niontron9: it has been so long since I updated my ronorealm site...
now I even forgot the hosting service name
Rono's Case:
Niontron9: one day , when I got a ticket in the subway, for
blocking people while thy were getting up and down, by sitting on
the stair, me and my friend
Niontron9: decided to fight it
Niontron9: and we decided we would tell the court
Niontron9: that there was a white man sitting on the stair too
Niontron9: but the police gave the ticket to the indian man only
Niontron9: this is pure racism
Niontron9: but
Niontron9: that never happened
Anais3233: i wish i had some skittles
Apropos of Nothing:
Melodramamama22: mash is a good and underrated word
PrincessSlayah42: i don't need my thumb to type
Summers Eve L: I can't wait to see the new Terminator movie.
BinxB91: I just like the feeling of being bitten and sucked on
PrincessSlayah42: i love duct tape
AXELvonAUR: now I am myself no despiser of the hearty female stench
Everybody Loves Binx:
TreeSquish: does binx still come in?
PaIeRlDER2: from time to time tree
Beysshoes: yes tree. do you miss him?
TreeSquish: yes, i do miss binx
PaIeRlDER2: tree , if you need a webcam..'partner' i am free
TreeSquish: pale, not that kind of "missing"
Beysshoes and PatientOnion:
FSCETT: fork are you binx?
Beysshoes: homer you know we're talking binky here
Forkrerereredux: i fucked a sheep
Catpower777: the poetry of Fork
TreeSquish: beys, i rarely ever go to that blog
TreeSquish: i can't take it anymore
FSCETT: blog smlog
Beysshoes: why tree? is the old blog any better with emma and co?
FSCETT: read the newspapers online, twitter this
TreeSquish: beys, it's different
TreeSquish: and limited
FSCETT: twitter blogs myspace facebook = ZERO
Beysshoes: those bitties were mean and bitter.
FSCETT: anybody can blog
FSCETT: even bey
Beysshoes: shup homer you assful
FSCETT: if you could really write then somebody would PAY you
TreeSquish: snort
Beysshoes: stfu homer
Melo's Missed man:
Melodramamama22: okay. here is a nice thing then. this man, who's
out of town in the uk?
Melodramamama22: made a pilgrimage to where i used to live, just
because
Summers Eve L: Oh. Very very nice.
Melodramamama22: drove all the hell the way out to the turnip field
Melodramamama22: just to have a scone
Melodramamama22: ya, he is
Summers Eve L: Nice. Very nice.
Melodramamama22: am fairly gobsmacked
Catpower777: so he got there and found you gone?
Melodramamama22: he was there today, in devizes, and i was here
peeling turnips with a peeler i got in devizes
Melodramamama22: weirdness
Summers Eve L: Very romantic in a weird way.
BinxB91: Is weirdness good?
Melodramamama22: good weird is good. bad weird is bad.
Univited baggage:
Catpower777: you know, I think I'm getting some uninvited baggage
on twitter because they think I'm Chan
Gotcha:
Summers Eve L: astigmatisms hahaha
An ear for it:
AnaisNlNja: i just know bs when i hear bs
Anias as Prude:
AXELvonAUR: Anais, don't tell me you are one of those pruding
Euro-leftists.....
The Silly Champ:
AXELvonAUR: Onion has no nuance
MsVictoriaLynn1: Can anyone really be as silly as Onion?
AXELvonAUR: comparing me to him is just stupid and with that sn?
Our Day:
Melodramamama22: its mothers day and we're mothers, so we can do
shit like that
Melo's Golpher:
Yossarian4now: hows my boy doion
Melodramamama22: he's doing good, he got in at 3:30
Yossarian4now: good
Melodramamama22: refused to say one word about what he'd been up to,
other than that they nearly have finished 2 songs
Melodramamama22: jake's going to school in chapel hill, where the
studio is, next fall
Melodramamama22: so he's gonna pitch in and do some gopher stuff and
learn
Best Book Review:
JFWaterman: I'm still looking for 'Finger Pointing Solward',
by Donald Kingsbury.
JFWaterman: Kingsbury has only published a few books during the
past 50 years, but those he has are like to make your brains squirt out
your ears, they are sooooo good-
From What Planet:
JFWaterman: I do exactly what I'm told, and everything goes OK with
my boss. We've been working together since I was a mech in the Screw
MFG dep't and she was my line's Engineer.
JFWaterman: In return, the boss gives me everything I need to get the
job done, and explains everything that I need to do.
Verb:
LadyMtnMedic: we are gritching about work
Performance Art:
MsVictoriaLynn1: Blowing their heads off with a shot gun always
looks good
You'd Better:
Summers Eve L: 3 Love ya'll. Mean it.
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