Pre-existing Conditions/Does Your bf Know?/
Red Boots/Gnostic Trepidism/
Scary Throwbacks:
Tom Brite: parades always bother me
DoomGrl: i hate parades they are scary
DoomGrl: especially when they have bag pipes in them
Tom Brite: like arent they a throw-back to a simpler time
Everybody Has One:
DoomGrl: I am in my french realist phase
Art Discussion:
BobsurAuntTom: Sure, you can sell a shitload of Monet prints.
BobsurAuntTom: Money cups
BobsurAuntTom: Money posters.
BobsurAuntTom: I don't even know what his shit is like.
BobsurAuntTom: See... I can't take that seriously.
BobsurAuntTom: So, I can't discuss him.
KissMyAsterix: it's actually not bad, it's interesting how they
play with the lighting in his galleries
DoomGrl: is "sh*tload" a measure of art prints?
And His Mom Was the Best White Cheerleader in Detroit:
PatientOnionSF: i was the best pre-microsoft secretary in san francisco
Gina's Good Idea:
PatientOnionSF: i was a marine sniper in nam
BinxB91: You're too young to have been in nam
KissMyAsterix: he was
KissMyAsterix: but we could send him now
Pre-existing Condition:
PatientOnionSF: breasts are a pre-existing condition, so insurance
companies will no longer cover breast cancer
Deniability:
raven of rapha: the meaning is not my intention
Strip Poetry:
BlackHeartedCur: is this the poetry reading?
KissMyAsterix: you're just in time cur
KissMyAsterix: you're on
PatientOnionSF: cur, we are playing strip poetry
PatientOnionSF: if we don't like your poem, you have to take
something off
PatientOnionSF: jam is totally naked
That's so raven:
raven of rapha: studies the nice panty lines
raven of rapha: aw see: pissed you off
raven of rapha: you must hurt me
raven of rapha: this is my diagnosis
raven of rapha: I want to die in my lover's arms.
Hadachoke: i want you to die too, raven
What Melo Suspects:
Melodramamama22: we were supposed to go see the cult tonight,
and it got sold out, and i bailed
Melodramamama22: so i could sit home in my jammies and knit
PatientOnionSF: does your bf know you are a knitter?
Melodramamama22: yes
PatientOnionSF: does he brag to his buddies that you knit?
Melodramamama22: onion, naw, he just tells 'em he's got a hot gf
who's good with her hands
Melodramamama22: (i don't know this for a fact, that he says this,
but i suspect it)
What If DoomGrl Was One of Us?
Angelcutie12189: lol
BinxB91: oh DoomGrl!! I thought AngelCutie was DoomGrl under a
new screen name
DoomGrl: no, I'm still me
Angelcutie12189: lol
DoomGrl: why did you think that?
PatientOnionSF: Binky is obsessed with you that's why
BinxB91: I was being silly, DoomGrl, I think Angel is a bot
Angelcutie12189: lol
PatientOnionSF: he caught the doom virus from Alan
DoomGrl: does she say anything other than lol?
PatientOnionSF: she says her url too
DoomGrl: lol
PatientOnionSF: but you have to say pretty please and give her
your credit card number
Angelcutie12189: lol
DoomGrl: lol
Onion Accepts Compliments:
DoomGrl: Onion, I liked that picture on alans blog. its nice
PatientOnionSF: the photo of you?
DoomGrl: no, of YOU
PatientOnionSF: oh, thank you cupcake
Look Who's Stalking:
KimberlysCabin09: is stan hiding in here?
KimberlysCabin09: im kind of tired and dont feel like working too
hard to stalk him tonight
Who Knew:
Anais3233: yes, mama needs to go birdwatching in washington
Christmas Season 2009:
PatientOnionSF: i went to goodwill, they had FOUR bread machines,
more bad xmas presents
Humility Points:
FutureDetritus: it's also sacred, a rare thing, to admit to not
understanding
Look at the Bright Side Alan:
Alansueton: Kg it does mass shottings war incivility a mjority
of the world living under the poverty level words can't feed them
Alansueton: Kg and to declare war swindle people use mass
propaganda to prop a war machine
Kgbirdpaul: alan, still , it is better now than it was 1000 years ago
More of DoomGrl's Closet:
DoomGrl: i have books in my closet too, and that picture of
albert einstein sticking his tongue out
Let's Dialogue:
KimberlysCabin09: i doubt anyone else smells so vanillaoee yummy as me
PatientOnionSF: i made my meatball mix too thin, so i am adding
dry things like oatmeal and a toasted/ground corn tortilla
FutureDetritus: linksys unstable
Onion Speechless:
KimberlysCabin09: parsley is a good ingredient, people dont know
the benefits of it
Strange But True:
PatientOnionSF: blt, binky and myself were all born in the same
5 mile radius of the detroit suburbs
True Confessions:
Steve Iz Here 0: I never thought Mel Gibson was that good looking.
Jam's School:
Jam7604801: i remember all the girls at school talking about
mel gibsons butt in lethal weapon
Like Your Brain:
Steve Iz Here 0: Bravehart sucked
Jam7604801: how can brave heart suck it was based on a true story
Steve Iz Here 0: it was based loosely
Empress's Closet:
EmpressZ21: my sister is so full of shit she smokes but she
is a closet smoker she goes to this church too
Melo's Church:
Melodramamama22: everybody what goes to church has naughty habits,
i'm convinced
Melodramamama22: when i lived in bubbaville, we went to church and
i'd laugh cause i could see people in there i'd seen the night before
Melodramamama22: snarfing up somebody else's wife cause she had on
red boots
Melodramamama22: red boots are the sign that somebody else's wife
is hotter than your own
EmpressZ21: i need some red boots
Vent:
Tom Brite: sick of the bullshit by all the bullshitters: accountants,
lawyers, real estate brokers, government creeps, title asswipes,
all of it
PatientOnionSF: tom, are you about to go postal? is there a
military base nearby?
Tom Brite: these people have no limits
EmpressZ21: what happened
Tom Brite: sale didnt close but i got huge bills from everyone
Bgrant444: Tom, welcome to America
EmpressZ21: why didnt it close
PatientOnionSF: cuz of the dead body stench?
PatientOnionSF: where are they buried?
PatientOnionSF: basement?
PatientOnionSF: attic?
The New Miss Manners:
BlackHeartedCur: Is it wrong for me to flirt with the girl at Starbucks?
DoomGrl: you can flirt with whomever you care too, as far as I
am concerned
What If BookSlut Talked Back?
MiriamsDance: so clearly no dostoevsky fans
Bgrant444: Miriam, the best part of that is the dream where the
grand inquisitor visits Christ in his jail cell
MiriamsDance: oh yes
MiriamsDance: that's a great part
Bgrant444: Miriam, yes, especially where Christ slinks off never
to be heard from again
Hadachoke: how about where the drunken cart driver beats his horse
to death? That wqas sentimental
MiriamsDance: oh yeah
Melodramamama22: i'm reading a load of obscure but brilliant writers
that none of you have ever head of
Melodramamama22: so there
MiriamsDance: that part was pretty bad
Bgrant444: Hada, PETA is still protesting
Tsunami Base:
Catpower777: Bey was oblivious of the tsunami yesterday
Alansueton: that's what I say before I ejaculate "Here comes the Tsunami!"
Beysshoes: omg. ew ew ew
Catpower777: oh, thanks for sharing, Para
Alansueton: just kidding and I apologize to anyone who has lost
family or friends to a Tsunami
[... the two viewers are long gone, the television muted, Candace up
and astride Russell, bobbing herself to a pulse they find together,
Russell her fuse beneath her. They end up shattered, crumpled into
each other, a double collapse, both grateful to be back here, after
so long away.
Then they're in her bed. The second time is slow. They turn each
other all ways, tasting, playing, giving over --- all either of them
ever wanted. Whatever the first reason, there's no other point than
to fit togather. It takes all his will not to tell her he loves her,
over and over. And he would, if words weren't as hindering as fur on
fish. But this what he thinks, curled up safely into her amazing
back, plummeting into sleep: Thank you. Thank you for raising me
from the dead.]
Veteran's Day Blues:
Beysshoes: so fubar, were you in 'nam?
Fubar817: for a couple of months, Bey
Beysshoes: (what happed? 2 months?)
Fubar817: TDY
Beysshoes: ted offense? just before?
Fubar817: Temporary Duty
Beysshoes: oic
Beysshoes: thank you for serving fubar
Fubar817: no, I was just a Sgt
Beysshoes: may i ask what you do on veterans day please?
Fubar817: Not much
Beysshoes: i hope you have somebody to tend to you fubar.
Fubar817: but then I don't do too much on any day
Giving Beys the News:
KissMyAsterix: hey beys, how was the tidal wave?
Beysshoes: was it here kissy?
Beysshoes: cat won't tell me if it came yet
Catpower777: Bey didn't even realize she got tsunamied
KissMyAsterix: oh you're floating away right now beys
Beysshoes: we really got hit cat?
KissMyAsterix: can't you tell?
KissMyAsterix: hope you can fish
Beysshoes: trynna send me over to ms vicky kiss? how rude
KissMyAsterix: not at all
Catpower777: there actually were some scary warning earlier in
the day yesterday, Bey
Catpower777: but they downgraded them
KissMyAsterix: I just knew you wanted a world cruise
Rider Pierced
Roldda: anyone ever heard of susan fast?
PaIeRlDER2: susan fast?
PaIeRlDER2: yeah i did her slow once
Roldda: well that must be why shes a lesbian now
Funeral Food:
EmpressZ21: a funeral we went to today beys
Beysshoes: ah funeral food is supposed to be the best yes?
EmpressZ21: it wasnt
Beysshoes: it wasn't? that is poor manners empy. or cheapness
EmpressZ21: lack of money i think
PatientOnionSF: you don't need a lot of money to make something delicious
EmpressZ21: well the family wasn't exactly cooking
PatientOnionSF: somebody could have cooked for the family
EmpressZ21: very impersonal funeral
Imagine There's No Onion:
I2DaysInNovember: OnionHead took 4 dollars out of the Shelf cookie
jar to go to Chinatown to buy some stinky tofu
The Old Urinary Tract:
Melodramamama22: that's okay tho, the old urinary tract is in good shape!
Beysshoes: mama, dunt lie. you had chlamydia last week
Melodramamama22: i cured it with jagermeister
BlackHeartedCur: yo. ho. ho.
Melodramamama22: beys, he's callin ya
Boulshevit: Mels!
Beysshoes: stop it mama. you know i'm fake engaged.
Melodramamama22: you are??
BlackHeartedCur: that's ok i'm real married
Melodramamama22: who's your fake almost husband?
Beysshoes: well, binky. but i think we broke the fake engage.
still, i have hope. its the age of obama. yes we can. loL
Melodramamama22: so you're going to be beysbinx?
Hadachoke: beysB91
Beysshoes: lol nope binkysbeybey
BlackHeartedCur: What?? I thought Binx was gay?
Beysshoes: binx is flexible blackcurd. as onions says
Melodramamama22: is he bendy too?
Beysshoes: yep
BlackHeartedCur: flexible = gay?
Should Have Said Fruit?:
Boulshevit: Now now, the fag's not here to defend himself!
Beysshoes: boulsy i cannot believe you said fag
Popcorn Piglets:
Melodramamama22: the piglets are cute, when you put a load of them
into a tiny piglet pen, they pop up in the air like popcorn
DoomGrl: baby pigs are cute
Tammynet: trying to imagine a state fair in October in Seattle....
it would be a fairgrounds full of umbrellas and no one on the fairways
Boulshevit: How do you have a fair without popcorn piglets?
Melodramamama22: it just wouldn't be a fair
Melodramamama22: popcorn piglets and footlong pigdogs
Elephany Ears:
Tammynet: elephant ears!
Boulshevit: Tammy, how did you know my high school nick name?
Tammynet: lol
Tammynet: wasn't that elephant nose?
Tammynet: (just kidding)
DoomGrl: do elephants have noses?
Boulshevit: No, actually it was, nevermind, lol
DoomGrl: there was this kid in 10th grade that would inside out
his pockets and then say do you want to see the elephants nose?
Violent but Stupid:
ManiacEyeball: where the wild things are sucked
ManiacEyeball: a lot
ManiacEyeball: horrible
Anais3233: i've never laughed harder at a movie then I did at the hangover.
ManiacEyeball: it's violent in a really unattractive way
Anais3233: i'll never be the same after seeing that movie. omg.
i . cant. stand. how. funny. that. movie. is...
Anais3233: violent in where the wild things are?
Anais3233: huh i didn't know
ManiacEyeball: it wasnt marketed towards a childrens audience for
a reason
ManiacEyeball: i dont mind violent but it was pretty stupid anyway
Anais3233: i wanted to take my kid to that but everyone was like DON"T
Anais3233: actually the baby and i watched big trouble in little china
last night
Anais3233: now he wants to be a ninja
Subtlety:
EmpressZ21: my stepwhore made the fairy tale moms look like June Cleaver
Bgrant444: Empress, don't beat around the bush
Dem Columns:
Gleam1946: The Dem fifth column within the Obama administration is going
to be the subject of "ethnic cleansing"
Empress Analysis:
DGBALTIMORE: somepeople are incapable of staying married to anyone
DGBALTIMORE: due to an internal psychological struggle based in
childhood trauma
EmpressZ21: or they're just assholes
LadyQ's Cat:
BinxB91: Q, I'm sorry about your cat then
LadyQuasi: Thanks, Binx.
LadyQuasi: That's considerate of you...to mourn the imaginary cat.
LadyQuasi: His death was traumatic.
DoomGrl: maybe it was imaginary sympathy
LadyQuasi: in an imaginary sort of way
BinxB91: I can cry at Hallmark card commercials
LadyQuasi: ::hands Binx tissue::
Beysshoes: binx the tissue is for your eye tears
BinxB91: I once dated a woman who cried at the first 4 movies we
saw together
Lesbians For 800, Alex:
DoomGrl: wasn't anne heche ellens girl friend?
Beysshoes: yes dooms
DoomGrl: what ever happened to that?
Beysshoes: heche is a borderline
BinxB91: true about Anne Heche. Select the next category
Beysshoes: she humiliated ellen. but ellen upgraded to porsha anyway
BinxB91: It puts the lotion in the basket
Hadachoke: jeezuz, is heche gay
What Are You Wearing BookSlut?:
erstwhile mots: I'm wearing an old Raiders sweatshirt that I cut
above my navel.
PatientOnionSF: mots, cut it higher por favor
erstwhile mots: Laugh.
erstwhile mots: You should see me - I look so cute.
PatientOnionSF: cut it higher, and use the cut stuff as a headband
Remembering CreepyLoner:
DoomGrl: i liked how creepy always inserted her actions
Hadachoke: [frowns]
PatientOnionSF: action insertion?
DoomGrl: exactly Hada
Beysshoes: [perching on ledge and lighting a fag]
Hadachoke: lol
BinxB91: [wiggles eye brows]
DoomGrl: (scratching a**)
BinxB91: [flops back down]
Beysshoes: oooh lala
Hadachoke: [wipes ass ]
Beysshoes: ew ew EW
Ok, but who's gonna eat it?:
PatientOnionSF: tonight i will experiment with pumpernickel
loaded with dried cherries, cranberries & walnuts
PatientOnionSF: old loaves are great for bread crumbs
BookSlut Back Lash:
erstwhile mots: I made zucchini nut pound cake yesterday.
BinxB91: BookSlut can cook? who knew?
erstwhile mots: I made it for my mother and I.
PatientOnionSF: binky, it's called baking
PatientOnionSF: you don't cook bread
erstwhile mots: Oh, I can cook.
BinxB91: what's your mother like?
erstwhile mots: Binx. Unavailable - to you.
Tom Brite: only indians cook bread
BinxB91: B'slut, trying answering straight
Beysshoes: binx is strong and handsome mots.
erstwhile mots: Beysshoes. Really? Cause I see him as this
guy suffering from Gnostic trepidism.
Beysshoes: what is gnostic trepidism?
DoomGrl: a gnostic
BinxB91: oh man, double word score
erstwhile mots: Lol, Doom. Shhh.
DoomGrl: ag nostic
Beysshoes: oh. yeah mebbe that too. but he's a marathon runner.
so its okay
BinxB91: oh oh, Bookslut make a fox paw??
erstwhile mots: Faux pas.
P.S.:
DoomGrl: is trepidism that thing where they drill a whole in your head
Folk Songs:
Tom Brite: autistic savants are the coolest
Hyperion x3: FCC won't let me be or let me be...
Hyperion x3: so it feels empty
Beysshoes: tommy boy, just about everybody's cooler than you hon.
Hyperion x3: everybody just follow me
Tom Brite: boxcar counters
Hyperion x3: 'cause we need a little controversy
Hunter Thompson and Patient Onion:
BlackHeartedCur: I had a drink at the Woody Creek Tavern when
thompson was alive, but I picked the one night he wasn't there
Melodramamama22: well yes, that goes without saying
BlackHeartedCur: Patient Onion was there, however, and he was
bombed out of his skull
DoomGrl: did he come across as a bon vivant? (whats a bon vivant?)
BlackHeartedCur: Patient Onion? No.
Catpower777: no, I think he's a serious person, Doom
Catpower777: thoughtful
BlackHeartedCur: He came across as a neurotic, food-obsessed
san franciscan
BlackHeartedCur: with anger management issues
Food Fights:
HollyGoI23: Onion, I made cauliflower graten
PatientOnionSF: what kind of cheese did you use?
HollyGoI23: guerreare & chedder and parm
PatientOnionSF: sharp?
HollyGoI23: extra
DoomGrl: do you think cheese is good for you?
PatientOnionSF: was the date stinkier than aged provolone?
HollyGoI23: I think it's ok if you don't have a meat course
PatientOnionSF: that is the stinkiest cheese i have ever used
Remembering CreepyLoner II:
Fubar817: Where is Creepy when we need her?
DoomGrl: lol
BinxB91: [cuts thigh]
DoomGrl: BINX!
BinxB91: sorry sorry
BinxB91: Doom keeping us in line
Beysshoes: binx you are mean
DoomGrl: Creepy was fun
BinxB91: (sigh)
LadyQuasi: ::ties tourniquet around Binx's thigh::
BinxB91: yes, I liked Creepy
LadyQuasi: Anything to get someone to touch your thigh, huh?
Fubar817: ---cuts off circulation & foot falls off
Beysshoes: ladyq you are doing the wrong appendage there
BinxB91: even if she never smiled
LadyQuasi: Hahaha
Beysshoes: get offa my boo
PatientOnionSF: cur is eating dinner with his hot wife
Beysshoes: fubar are you iranian?
PatientOnionSF: Elvarina
Fubar817: No, but I've been there
Beysshoes: did you love it fubar?
LadyQuasi: I just saw a promo for Nightmare on Elm Street
and wondered...how does Freddy Krueger(sp?) wipe his butt?
LadyQuasi: That would be painful.
DoomGrl: fubar is almost rabbit spelled back wards
Fubar817: Yes, nice country, say about 40 yrs ago
Beysshoes: ladyq that was crass. ahem
LadyQuasi: Crass? I used no curse words.
Acronym:
BinxB91: fubar? fucked up beyond any repair? Not a very
optimistic screen name
Beysshoes: oh is that what that is?
Fubar817: all recognition, but close enough
Cyber Me:
BinxB91: If you have to cyber, insert a few of the lines here
BinxB91: For example, "touches cheek"
Beysshoes: BINX!
BinxB91: "moaning
BinxB91: "moaning"
LadyQuasi: Damn...out of batteries.
Beysshoes: hahaha
LadyQuasi: Like that, Binx?
Who Do You Miss:
Beysshoes: what happed to creeps anyway? does anybody know?
DoomGrl: bookie adored creepy
Fubar817: She ran off with Arais
Fubar817: Anais
HollyGoI23: anais...that name is familiar
DoomGrl: unless they were fighting
DoomGrl: i doubt she would run off with Anais
Beysshoes: i miss at.
DoomGrl: i miss leslie haplabap and Oolijay the most
Beysshoes: where did oojie go?
Fubar817: Ooooly was a lot of fun
DoomGrl: i should have given her my address so she could send me
the darn socks
BinxB91: ooolijay is having an affair, I think
Fubar817: With her parrot
It's Mourning in America:
HollyGoI23: all great societies fall. It's the States turn
DoomGrl: isnt the world supposed to end in 2012, anyways
PatientOnionSF: we closed down thousands of factories and set
up a bunch of casinos to make bets on the price of oil and
toxic mortgages
BinxB91: Gee Holly, you're a ray of sunshine
Fubar817: Ah, finally, it's Clinton's fault
DoomGrl: the number of India's honor students is more than all
the students in the USA
Beysshoes: rome fell because they lost the middle classes. just like
we did
PatientOnionSF: the hillbillies just care about their guns
BinxB91: Holly, I was worried in 1974 too
DoomGrl: I agree it may be the beginning of the decline and fall of
the american empire
PatientOnionSF: doom, it's closer to the end than the beginning
Vonnegut Night:
BinxB91: Fubar, name a beloved book
Fubar817: Breakfast of Champions
BinxB91: oh good!!! and long is your cock??? DON'T ANSWER THAT
Beysshoes: binky?
Fubar817: Not So Wild A Dream (Severeid)
Beysshoes: lots of stuff is wrong. binx what in the world?
BinxB91: Beys, it's in Breakfest of Champions. Vonnegut describes
each male character's cock as soon as they appear in the book
"it's a cruel to role play":
PatientOnionSF: macs were designed for the intellectually challenged,
e.g., point and click instead of typing the command
PatientOnionSF: for some reason they like to think that makes them
smarter
Beysshoes: cat has a mac homer
PatientOnionSF: cuz she teaches the pre-literate
Hadachoke: what's a mac homer?
Beysshoes: macs are for artists onoins
Beysshoes: macintosh and onions bobby
Hadachoke: JOKING
Beysshoes: pipples are pretty stoopid in here bobby.
its cruel to role play a fucktard.
Too boring to be gay:
Tom Brite: glenn beck had a nice edgar allen poe reading today
PatientOnionSF: glenn heck is my favorite homosexual right wing crackpot
Beysshoes: he's not gay. he's too boring to be gay. sheesh
Unclear on the Concept:
PatientOnionSF: all the fancy artisan breads here are made from
white flour, not very sophisticated
PatientOnionSF: bolshevik, you getting ready for winter?
PatientOnionSF: you got lots of corn and taters in the cellar?
Beysshoes: onions, they came out with a wheat grain fudge now.
PatientOnionSF: bey, you live on a rock
Beysshoes: oh you knew this already?
Heywud, he knew you'd be watching:
Heywud U: good lord is the ole onion ever not here??? came in the
other nite and he was the only one here argueing with hisself
In Tom's Orbit:
Tom Brite: Are you a conservative, Bessy?
Beysshoes: tom? why do you call me bessy?
KissMyAsterix: tom's a libertarian beys
Tom Brite: I feel close to you Bessy.
Beysshoes: tom. you're big. you're close to everybody.
KissMyAsterix: in a planetary way, he's got gravitational pull beys?
Getting Right With God:
Catpower777: time to get right with god, Bey?
Beysshoes: cat! did you lie when you told me there wasn't a god?
or heaven?
Catpower777: I am one of those people who admit to not knowing, Bey
Beysshoes: cat. you laffed at me. for talking about heaven. !!!
Catpower777: I didn't laugh at you
Beysshoes: you did so!
KissMyAsterix: scoffed?
Catpower777: no, I wouldn't do that
Beysshoes: sneered.
KissMyAsterix: chortled?
KissMyAsterix: she coughed beys
KissMyAsterix: she's under the weather
KissMyAsterix: coughed and scoffed
Beysshoes: nope kiss. she laffed
Catpower777: Bey, if you thought i was laughing at you, it was
because I thought you were kidding
Catpower777: I wouldn't laugh at someone's religious beliefs
Beysshoes: cat told me heaven was like the easter bunny. it traumatized me.
Catpower777: unless they're Mormon
KissMyAsterix: it's hopping away and smells like rotten eggs?
Catpower777: oh did I invoke the Easter bunny?
Beysshoes: yes kitkat you did. kissy is horridly worse tho.
KissMyAsterix: well I did have different afterlife plans beys
KissMyAsterix: but if there's chocolate involved, I can take a detour
Beysshoes: what different plans.
Beysshoes: there's a choice?
Catpower777: she's realistic, Bey...she knows the bus is idling for her
KissMyAsterix: well if there's a heaven, there's a hell
KissMyAsterix: I'm packing lite
Child Actor:
SSingActress: Thanks, I did Courtship of Eddie's Father there as a
Guest Star
SSingActress: 88 lines were mine, Raven, it was about my character.
SSingActress: i played a kid from the ghetto.
Hadachoke: Millionaire Singdog
How Do You Act?:
BinxB91: Were you REALLY a kid from the ghetto?
SSingActress: Not at all. Quite the opposite.
SSingActress: I sure did a good job playing one, though.
BinxB91: So how did you "act"?
SSingActress: I just 'played' my sister Cindy, the fat pig. With a
chip on her shoulder.
People With Live Libidos:
EDruezillaB: i think a wedding kiss should be sort of a make out,
not just a kiss
BlackHeartedCur: Especially if its a lesbian couple. Lets face it,
thats hot.
Prologue:
Jam7604801: getting ready to start the book Dandeilion Wine by
Ray Bradbury anyone ever read it?
Tom Terrific:
Tom Brite: Like now that youre hitched its ok finally to kiss and
everyone claps
Tom Brite: and everyone know in reality they fucked on the first date
Hadachoke: tom is a slut
Tom Brite: where white, be all giggly, pretend to be a virgin for the crowd
BinxB91: Tom, I hope you never have daughters
BlackHeartedCur: Or even cats
Tom and Erma:
KissMyAsterix: Tom, you're a little combative, did erma hide the metamucil
BinxB91: Tom, is your wife sweet?
Tom Brite: no binkx why
BlackHeartedCur: Probably Binx. She's inflatable, after all
Tom Brite: and what is mtamaxul
Hadachoke: poop meds tom
KissMyAsterix: are you drinking tom
BinxB91: I just wonder what kind of couple you are
Tom Brite: we are like every couple. we hate each other
BlackHeartedCur: Can't imagine why ....
Why KatyTried Often Sucks:
DoomGrl: yes, before you came in
DoomGrl: i was hilarious
Red Boots/Gnostic Trepidism/
Scary Throwbacks:
Tom Brite: parades always bother me
DoomGrl: i hate parades they are scary
DoomGrl: especially when they have bag pipes in them
Tom Brite: like arent they a throw-back to a simpler time
Everybody Has One:
DoomGrl: I am in my french realist phase
Art Discussion:
BobsurAuntTom: Sure, you can sell a shitload of Monet prints.
BobsurAuntTom: Money cups
BobsurAuntTom: Money posters.
BobsurAuntTom: I don't even know what his shit is like.
BobsurAuntTom: See... I can't take that seriously.
BobsurAuntTom: So, I can't discuss him.
KissMyAsterix: it's actually not bad, it's interesting how they
play with the lighting in his galleries
DoomGrl: is "sh*tload" a measure of art prints?
And His Mom Was the Best White Cheerleader in Detroit:
PatientOnionSF: i was the best pre-microsoft secretary in san francisco
Gina's Good Idea:
PatientOnionSF: i was a marine sniper in nam
BinxB91: You're too young to have been in nam
KissMyAsterix: he was
KissMyAsterix: but we could send him now
Pre-existing Condition:
PatientOnionSF: breasts are a pre-existing condition, so insurance
companies will no longer cover breast cancer
Deniability:
raven of rapha: the meaning is not my intention
Strip Poetry:
BlackHeartedCur: is this the poetry reading?
KissMyAsterix: you're just in time cur
KissMyAsterix: you're on
PatientOnionSF: cur, we are playing strip poetry
PatientOnionSF: if we don't like your poem, you have to take
something off
PatientOnionSF: jam is totally naked
That's so raven:
raven of rapha: studies the nice panty lines
raven of rapha: aw see: pissed you off
raven of rapha: you must hurt me
raven of rapha: this is my diagnosis
raven of rapha: I want to die in my lover's arms.
Hadachoke: i want you to die too, raven
What Melo Suspects:
Melodramamama22: we were supposed to go see the cult tonight,
and it got sold out, and i bailed
Melodramamama22: so i could sit home in my jammies and knit
PatientOnionSF: does your bf know you are a knitter?
Melodramamama22: yes
PatientOnionSF: does he brag to his buddies that you knit?
Melodramamama22: onion, naw, he just tells 'em he's got a hot gf
who's good with her hands
Melodramamama22: (i don't know this for a fact, that he says this,
but i suspect it)
What If DoomGrl Was One of Us?
Angelcutie12189: lol
BinxB91: oh DoomGrl!! I thought AngelCutie was DoomGrl under a
new screen name
DoomGrl: no, I'm still me
Angelcutie12189: lol
DoomGrl: why did you think that?
PatientOnionSF: Binky is obsessed with you that's why
BinxB91: I was being silly, DoomGrl, I think Angel is a bot
Angelcutie12189: lol
PatientOnionSF: he caught the doom virus from Alan
DoomGrl: does she say anything other than lol?
PatientOnionSF: she says her url too
DoomGrl: lol
PatientOnionSF: but you have to say pretty please and give her
your credit card number
Angelcutie12189: lol
DoomGrl: lol
Onion Accepts Compliments:
DoomGrl: Onion, I liked that picture on alans blog. its nice
PatientOnionSF: the photo of you?
DoomGrl: no, of YOU
PatientOnionSF: oh, thank you cupcake
Look Who's Stalking:
KimberlysCabin09: is stan hiding in here?
KimberlysCabin09: im kind of tired and dont feel like working too
hard to stalk him tonight
Who Knew:
Anais3233: yes, mama needs to go birdwatching in washington
Christmas Season 2009:
PatientOnionSF: i went to goodwill, they had FOUR bread machines,
more bad xmas presents
Humility Points:
FutureDetritus: it's also sacred, a rare thing, to admit to not
understanding
Look at the Bright Side Alan:
Alansueton: Kg it does mass shottings war incivility a mjority
of the world living under the poverty level words can't feed them
Alansueton: Kg and to declare war swindle people use mass
propaganda to prop a war machine
Kgbirdpaul: alan, still , it is better now than it was 1000 years ago
More of DoomGrl's Closet:
DoomGrl: i have books in my closet too, and that picture of
albert einstein sticking his tongue out
Let's Dialogue:
KimberlysCabin09: i doubt anyone else smells so vanillaoee yummy as me
PatientOnionSF: i made my meatball mix too thin, so i am adding
dry things like oatmeal and a toasted/ground corn tortilla
FutureDetritus: linksys unstable
Onion Speechless:
KimberlysCabin09: parsley is a good ingredient, people dont know
the benefits of it
Strange But True:
PatientOnionSF: blt, binky and myself were all born in the same
5 mile radius of the detroit suburbs
True Confessions:
Steve Iz Here 0: I never thought Mel Gibson was that good looking.
Jam's School:
Jam7604801: i remember all the girls at school talking about
mel gibsons butt in lethal weapon
Like Your Brain:
Steve Iz Here 0: Bravehart sucked
Jam7604801: how can brave heart suck it was based on a true story
Steve Iz Here 0: it was based loosely
Empress's Closet:
EmpressZ21: my sister is so full of shit she smokes but she
is a closet smoker she goes to this church too
Melo's Church:
Melodramamama22: everybody what goes to church has naughty habits,
i'm convinced
Melodramamama22: when i lived in bubbaville, we went to church and
i'd laugh cause i could see people in there i'd seen the night before
Melodramamama22: snarfing up somebody else's wife cause she had on
red boots
Melodramamama22: red boots are the sign that somebody else's wife
is hotter than your own
EmpressZ21: i need some red boots
Vent:
Tom Brite: sick of the bullshit by all the bullshitters: accountants,
lawyers, real estate brokers, government creeps, title asswipes,
all of it
PatientOnionSF: tom, are you about to go postal? is there a
military base nearby?
Tom Brite: these people have no limits
EmpressZ21: what happened
Tom Brite: sale didnt close but i got huge bills from everyone
Bgrant444: Tom, welcome to America
EmpressZ21: why didnt it close
PatientOnionSF: cuz of the dead body stench?
PatientOnionSF: where are they buried?
PatientOnionSF: basement?
PatientOnionSF: attic?
The New Miss Manners:
BlackHeartedCur: Is it wrong for me to flirt with the girl at Starbucks?
DoomGrl: you can flirt with whomever you care too, as far as I
am concerned
What If BookSlut Talked Back?
MiriamsDance: so clearly no dostoevsky fans
Bgrant444: Miriam, the best part of that is the dream where the
grand inquisitor visits Christ in his jail cell
MiriamsDance: oh yes
MiriamsDance: that's a great part
Bgrant444: Miriam, yes, especially where Christ slinks off never
to be heard from again
Hadachoke: how about where the drunken cart driver beats his horse
to death? That wqas sentimental
MiriamsDance: oh yeah
Melodramamama22: i'm reading a load of obscure but brilliant writers
that none of you have ever head of
Melodramamama22: so there
MiriamsDance: that part was pretty bad
Bgrant444: Hada, PETA is still protesting
Tsunami Base:
Catpower777: Bey was oblivious of the tsunami yesterday
Alansueton: that's what I say before I ejaculate "Here comes the Tsunami!"
Beysshoes: omg. ew ew ew
Catpower777: oh, thanks for sharing, Para
Alansueton: just kidding and I apologize to anyone who has lost
family or friends to a Tsunami
[... the two viewers are long gone, the television muted, Candace up
and astride Russell, bobbing herself to a pulse they find together,
Russell her fuse beneath her. They end up shattered, crumpled into
each other, a double collapse, both grateful to be back here, after
so long away.
Then they're in her bed. The second time is slow. They turn each
other all ways, tasting, playing, giving over --- all either of them
ever wanted. Whatever the first reason, there's no other point than
to fit togather. It takes all his will not to tell her he loves her,
over and over. And he would, if words weren't as hindering as fur on
fish. But this what he thinks, curled up safely into her amazing
back, plummeting into sleep: Thank you. Thank you for raising me
from the dead.]
Veteran's Day Blues:
Beysshoes: so fubar, were you in 'nam?
Fubar817: for a couple of months, Bey
Beysshoes: (what happed? 2 months?)
Fubar817: TDY
Beysshoes: ted offense? just before?
Fubar817: Temporary Duty
Beysshoes: oic
Beysshoes: thank you for serving fubar
Fubar817: no, I was just a Sgt
Beysshoes: may i ask what you do on veterans day please?
Fubar817: Not much
Beysshoes: i hope you have somebody to tend to you fubar.
Fubar817: but then I don't do too much on any day
Giving Beys the News:
KissMyAsterix: hey beys, how was the tidal wave?
Beysshoes: was it here kissy?
Beysshoes: cat won't tell me if it came yet
Catpower777: Bey didn't even realize she got tsunamied
KissMyAsterix: oh you're floating away right now beys
Beysshoes: we really got hit cat?
KissMyAsterix: can't you tell?
KissMyAsterix: hope you can fish
Beysshoes: trynna send me over to ms vicky kiss? how rude
KissMyAsterix: not at all
Catpower777: there actually were some scary warning earlier in
the day yesterday, Bey
Catpower777: but they downgraded them
KissMyAsterix: I just knew you wanted a world cruise
Rider Pierced
Roldda: anyone ever heard of susan fast?
PaIeRlDER2: susan fast?
PaIeRlDER2: yeah i did her slow once
Roldda: well that must be why shes a lesbian now
Funeral Food:
EmpressZ21: a funeral we went to today beys
Beysshoes: ah funeral food is supposed to be the best yes?
EmpressZ21: it wasnt
Beysshoes: it wasn't? that is poor manners empy. or cheapness
EmpressZ21: lack of money i think
PatientOnionSF: you don't need a lot of money to make something delicious
EmpressZ21: well the family wasn't exactly cooking
PatientOnionSF: somebody could have cooked for the family
EmpressZ21: very impersonal funeral
Imagine There's No Onion:
I2DaysInNovember: OnionHead took 4 dollars out of the Shelf cookie
jar to go to Chinatown to buy some stinky tofu
The Old Urinary Tract:
Melodramamama22: that's okay tho, the old urinary tract is in good shape!
Beysshoes: mama, dunt lie. you had chlamydia last week
Melodramamama22: i cured it with jagermeister
BlackHeartedCur: yo. ho. ho.
Melodramamama22: beys, he's callin ya
Boulshevit: Mels!
Beysshoes: stop it mama. you know i'm fake engaged.
Melodramamama22: you are??
BlackHeartedCur: that's ok i'm real married
Melodramamama22: who's your fake almost husband?
Beysshoes: well, binky. but i think we broke the fake engage.
still, i have hope. its the age of obama. yes we can. loL
Melodramamama22: so you're going to be beysbinx?
Hadachoke: beysB91
Beysshoes: lol nope binkysbeybey
BlackHeartedCur: What?? I thought Binx was gay?
Beysshoes: binx is flexible blackcurd. as onions says
Melodramamama22: is he bendy too?
Beysshoes: yep
BlackHeartedCur: flexible = gay?
Should Have Said Fruit?:
Boulshevit: Now now, the fag's not here to defend himself!
Beysshoes: boulsy i cannot believe you said fag
Popcorn Piglets:
Melodramamama22: the piglets are cute, when you put a load of them
into a tiny piglet pen, they pop up in the air like popcorn
DoomGrl: baby pigs are cute
Tammynet: trying to imagine a state fair in October in Seattle....
it would be a fairgrounds full of umbrellas and no one on the fairways
Boulshevit: How do you have a fair without popcorn piglets?
Melodramamama22: it just wouldn't be a fair
Melodramamama22: popcorn piglets and footlong pigdogs
Elephany Ears:
Tammynet: elephant ears!
Boulshevit: Tammy, how did you know my high school nick name?
Tammynet: lol
Tammynet: wasn't that elephant nose?
Tammynet: (just kidding)
DoomGrl: do elephants have noses?
Boulshevit: No, actually it was, nevermind, lol
DoomGrl: there was this kid in 10th grade that would inside out
his pockets and then say do you want to see the elephants nose?
Violent but Stupid:
ManiacEyeball: where the wild things are sucked
ManiacEyeball: a lot
ManiacEyeball: horrible
Anais3233: i've never laughed harder at a movie then I did at the hangover.
ManiacEyeball: it's violent in a really unattractive way
Anais3233: i'll never be the same after seeing that movie. omg.
i . cant. stand. how. funny. that. movie. is...
Anais3233: violent in where the wild things are?
Anais3233: huh i didn't know
ManiacEyeball: it wasnt marketed towards a childrens audience for
a reason
ManiacEyeball: i dont mind violent but it was pretty stupid anyway
Anais3233: i wanted to take my kid to that but everyone was like DON"T
Anais3233: actually the baby and i watched big trouble in little china
last night
Anais3233: now he wants to be a ninja
Subtlety:
EmpressZ21: my stepwhore made the fairy tale moms look like June Cleaver
Bgrant444: Empress, don't beat around the bush
Dem Columns:
Gleam1946: The Dem fifth column within the Obama administration is going
to be the subject of "ethnic cleansing"
Empress Analysis:
DGBALTIMORE: somepeople are incapable of staying married to anyone
DGBALTIMORE: due to an internal psychological struggle based in
childhood trauma
EmpressZ21: or they're just assholes
LadyQ's Cat:
BinxB91: Q, I'm sorry about your cat then
LadyQuasi: Thanks, Binx.
LadyQuasi: That's considerate of you...to mourn the imaginary cat.
LadyQuasi: His death was traumatic.
DoomGrl: maybe it was imaginary sympathy
LadyQuasi: in an imaginary sort of way
BinxB91: I can cry at Hallmark card commercials
LadyQuasi: ::hands Binx tissue::
Beysshoes: binx the tissue is for your eye tears
BinxB91: I once dated a woman who cried at the first 4 movies we
saw together
Lesbians For 800, Alex:
DoomGrl: wasn't anne heche ellens girl friend?
Beysshoes: yes dooms
DoomGrl: what ever happened to that?
Beysshoes: heche is a borderline
BinxB91: true about Anne Heche. Select the next category
Beysshoes: she humiliated ellen. but ellen upgraded to porsha anyway
BinxB91: It puts the lotion in the basket
Hadachoke: jeezuz, is heche gay
What Are You Wearing BookSlut?:
erstwhile mots: I'm wearing an old Raiders sweatshirt that I cut
above my navel.
PatientOnionSF: mots, cut it higher por favor
erstwhile mots: Laugh.
erstwhile mots: You should see me - I look so cute.
PatientOnionSF: cut it higher, and use the cut stuff as a headband
Remembering CreepyLoner:
DoomGrl: i liked how creepy always inserted her actions
Hadachoke: [frowns]
PatientOnionSF: action insertion?
DoomGrl: exactly Hada
Beysshoes: [perching on ledge and lighting a fag]
Hadachoke: lol
BinxB91: [wiggles eye brows]
DoomGrl: (scratching a**)
BinxB91: [flops back down]
Beysshoes: oooh lala
Hadachoke: [wipes ass ]
Beysshoes: ew ew EW
Ok, but who's gonna eat it?:
PatientOnionSF: tonight i will experiment with pumpernickel
loaded with dried cherries, cranberries & walnuts
PatientOnionSF: old loaves are great for bread crumbs
BookSlut Back Lash:
erstwhile mots: I made zucchini nut pound cake yesterday.
BinxB91: BookSlut can cook? who knew?
erstwhile mots: I made it for my mother and I.
PatientOnionSF: binky, it's called baking
PatientOnionSF: you don't cook bread
erstwhile mots: Oh, I can cook.
BinxB91: what's your mother like?
erstwhile mots: Binx. Unavailable - to you.
Tom Brite: only indians cook bread
BinxB91: B'slut, trying answering straight
Beysshoes: binx is strong and handsome mots.
erstwhile mots: Beysshoes. Really? Cause I see him as this
guy suffering from Gnostic trepidism.
Beysshoes: what is gnostic trepidism?
DoomGrl: a gnostic
BinxB91: oh man, double word score
erstwhile mots: Lol, Doom. Shhh.
DoomGrl: ag nostic
Beysshoes: oh. yeah mebbe that too. but he's a marathon runner.
so its okay
BinxB91: oh oh, Bookslut make a fox paw??
erstwhile mots: Faux pas.
P.S.:
DoomGrl: is trepidism that thing where they drill a whole in your head
Folk Songs:
Tom Brite: autistic savants are the coolest
Hyperion x3: FCC won't let me be or let me be...
Hyperion x3: so it feels empty
Beysshoes: tommy boy, just about everybody's cooler than you hon.
Hyperion x3: everybody just follow me
Tom Brite: boxcar counters
Hyperion x3: 'cause we need a little controversy
Hunter Thompson and Patient Onion:
BlackHeartedCur: I had a drink at the Woody Creek Tavern when
thompson was alive, but I picked the one night he wasn't there
Melodramamama22: well yes, that goes without saying
BlackHeartedCur: Patient Onion was there, however, and he was
bombed out of his skull
DoomGrl: did he come across as a bon vivant? (whats a bon vivant?)
BlackHeartedCur: Patient Onion? No.
Catpower777: no, I think he's a serious person, Doom
Catpower777: thoughtful
BlackHeartedCur: He came across as a neurotic, food-obsessed
san franciscan
BlackHeartedCur: with anger management issues
Food Fights:
HollyGoI23: Onion, I made cauliflower graten
PatientOnionSF: what kind of cheese did you use?
HollyGoI23: guerreare & chedder and parm
PatientOnionSF: sharp?
HollyGoI23: extra
DoomGrl: do you think cheese is good for you?
PatientOnionSF: was the date stinkier than aged provolone?
HollyGoI23: I think it's ok if you don't have a meat course
PatientOnionSF: that is the stinkiest cheese i have ever used
Remembering CreepyLoner II:
Fubar817: Where is Creepy when we need her?
DoomGrl: lol
BinxB91: [cuts thigh]
DoomGrl: BINX!
BinxB91: sorry sorry
BinxB91: Doom keeping us in line
Beysshoes: binx you are mean
DoomGrl: Creepy was fun
BinxB91: (sigh)
LadyQuasi: ::ties tourniquet around Binx's thigh::
BinxB91: yes, I liked Creepy
LadyQuasi: Anything to get someone to touch your thigh, huh?
Fubar817: ---cuts off circulation & foot falls off
Beysshoes: ladyq you are doing the wrong appendage there
BinxB91: even if she never smiled
LadyQuasi: Hahaha
Beysshoes: get offa my boo
PatientOnionSF: cur is eating dinner with his hot wife
Beysshoes: fubar are you iranian?
PatientOnionSF: Elvarina
Fubar817: No, but I've been there
Beysshoes: did you love it fubar?
LadyQuasi: I just saw a promo for Nightmare on Elm Street
and wondered...how does Freddy Krueger(sp?) wipe his butt?
LadyQuasi: That would be painful.
DoomGrl: fubar is almost rabbit spelled back wards
Fubar817: Yes, nice country, say about 40 yrs ago
Beysshoes: ladyq that was crass. ahem
LadyQuasi: Crass? I used no curse words.
Acronym:
BinxB91: fubar? fucked up beyond any repair? Not a very
optimistic screen name
Beysshoes: oh is that what that is?
Fubar817: all recognition, but close enough
Cyber Me:
BinxB91: If you have to cyber, insert a few of the lines here
BinxB91: For example, "touches cheek"
Beysshoes: BINX!
BinxB91: "moaning
BinxB91: "moaning"
LadyQuasi: Damn...out of batteries.
Beysshoes: hahaha
LadyQuasi: Like that, Binx?
Who Do You Miss:
Beysshoes: what happed to creeps anyway? does anybody know?
DoomGrl: bookie adored creepy
Fubar817: She ran off with Arais
Fubar817: Anais
HollyGoI23: anais...that name is familiar
DoomGrl: unless they were fighting
DoomGrl: i doubt she would run off with Anais
Beysshoes: i miss at.
DoomGrl: i miss leslie haplabap and Oolijay the most
Beysshoes: where did oojie go?
Fubar817: Ooooly was a lot of fun
DoomGrl: i should have given her my address so she could send me
the darn socks
BinxB91: ooolijay is having an affair, I think
Fubar817: With her parrot
It's Mourning in America:
HollyGoI23: all great societies fall. It's the States turn
DoomGrl: isnt the world supposed to end in 2012, anyways
PatientOnionSF: we closed down thousands of factories and set
up a bunch of casinos to make bets on the price of oil and
toxic mortgages
BinxB91: Gee Holly, you're a ray of sunshine
Fubar817: Ah, finally, it's Clinton's fault
DoomGrl: the number of India's honor students is more than all
the students in the USA
Beysshoes: rome fell because they lost the middle classes. just like
we did
PatientOnionSF: the hillbillies just care about their guns
BinxB91: Holly, I was worried in 1974 too
DoomGrl: I agree it may be the beginning of the decline and fall of
the american empire
PatientOnionSF: doom, it's closer to the end than the beginning
Vonnegut Night:
BinxB91: Fubar, name a beloved book
Fubar817: Breakfast of Champions
BinxB91: oh good!!! and long is your cock??? DON'T ANSWER THAT
Beysshoes: binky?
Fubar817: Not So Wild A Dream (Severeid)
Beysshoes: lots of stuff is wrong. binx what in the world?
BinxB91: Beys, it's in Breakfest of Champions. Vonnegut describes
each male character's cock as soon as they appear in the book
"it's a cruel to role play":
PatientOnionSF: macs were designed for the intellectually challenged,
e.g., point and click instead of typing the command
PatientOnionSF: for some reason they like to think that makes them
smarter
Beysshoes: cat has a mac homer
PatientOnionSF: cuz she teaches the pre-literate
Hadachoke: what's a mac homer?
Beysshoes: macs are for artists onoins
Beysshoes: macintosh and onions bobby
Hadachoke: JOKING
Beysshoes: pipples are pretty stoopid in here bobby.
its cruel to role play a fucktard.
Too boring to be gay:
Tom Brite: glenn beck had a nice edgar allen poe reading today
PatientOnionSF: glenn heck is my favorite homosexual right wing crackpot
Beysshoes: he's not gay. he's too boring to be gay. sheesh
Unclear on the Concept:
PatientOnionSF: all the fancy artisan breads here are made from
white flour, not very sophisticated
PatientOnionSF: bolshevik, you getting ready for winter?
PatientOnionSF: you got lots of corn and taters in the cellar?
Beysshoes: onions, they came out with a wheat grain fudge now.
PatientOnionSF: bey, you live on a rock
Beysshoes: oh you knew this already?
Heywud, he knew you'd be watching:
Heywud U: good lord is the ole onion ever not here??? came in the
other nite and he was the only one here argueing with hisself
In Tom's Orbit:
Tom Brite: Are you a conservative, Bessy?
Beysshoes: tom? why do you call me bessy?
KissMyAsterix: tom's a libertarian beys
Tom Brite: I feel close to you Bessy.
Beysshoes: tom. you're big. you're close to everybody.
KissMyAsterix: in a planetary way, he's got gravitational pull beys?
Getting Right With God:
Catpower777: time to get right with god, Bey?
Beysshoes: cat! did you lie when you told me there wasn't a god?
or heaven?
Catpower777: I am one of those people who admit to not knowing, Bey
Beysshoes: cat. you laffed at me. for talking about heaven. !!!
Catpower777: I didn't laugh at you
Beysshoes: you did so!
KissMyAsterix: scoffed?
Catpower777: no, I wouldn't do that
Beysshoes: sneered.
KissMyAsterix: chortled?
KissMyAsterix: she coughed beys
KissMyAsterix: she's under the weather
KissMyAsterix: coughed and scoffed
Beysshoes: nope kiss. she laffed
Catpower777: Bey, if you thought i was laughing at you, it was
because I thought you were kidding
Catpower777: I wouldn't laugh at someone's religious beliefs
Beysshoes: cat told me heaven was like the easter bunny. it traumatized me.
Catpower777: unless they're Mormon
KissMyAsterix: it's hopping away and smells like rotten eggs?
Catpower777: oh did I invoke the Easter bunny?
Beysshoes: yes kitkat you did. kissy is horridly worse tho.
KissMyAsterix: well I did have different afterlife plans beys
KissMyAsterix: but if there's chocolate involved, I can take a detour
Beysshoes: what different plans.
Beysshoes: there's a choice?
Catpower777: she's realistic, Bey...she knows the bus is idling for her
KissMyAsterix: well if there's a heaven, there's a hell
KissMyAsterix: I'm packing lite
Child Actor:
SSingActress: Thanks, I did Courtship of Eddie's Father there as a
Guest Star
SSingActress: 88 lines were mine, Raven, it was about my character.
SSingActress: i played a kid from the ghetto.
Hadachoke: Millionaire Singdog
How Do You Act?:
BinxB91: Were you REALLY a kid from the ghetto?
SSingActress: Not at all. Quite the opposite.
SSingActress: I sure did a good job playing one, though.
BinxB91: So how did you "act"?
SSingActress: I just 'played' my sister Cindy, the fat pig. With a
chip on her shoulder.
People With Live Libidos:
EDruezillaB: i think a wedding kiss should be sort of a make out,
not just a kiss
BlackHeartedCur: Especially if its a lesbian couple. Lets face it,
thats hot.
Prologue:
Jam7604801: getting ready to start the book Dandeilion Wine by
Ray Bradbury anyone ever read it?
Tom Terrific:
Tom Brite: Like now that youre hitched its ok finally to kiss and
everyone claps
Tom Brite: and everyone know in reality they fucked on the first date
Hadachoke: tom is a slut
Tom Brite: where white, be all giggly, pretend to be a virgin for the crowd
BinxB91: Tom, I hope you never have daughters
BlackHeartedCur: Or even cats
Tom and Erma:
KissMyAsterix: Tom, you're a little combative, did erma hide the metamucil
BinxB91: Tom, is your wife sweet?
Tom Brite: no binkx why
BlackHeartedCur: Probably Binx. She's inflatable, after all
Tom Brite: and what is mtamaxul
Hadachoke: poop meds tom
KissMyAsterix: are you drinking tom
BinxB91: I just wonder what kind of couple you are
Tom Brite: we are like every couple. we hate each other
BlackHeartedCur: Can't imagine why ....
Why KatyTried Often Sucks:
DoomGrl: yes, before you came in
DoomGrl: i was hilarious
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