They Always Come Back for More

RONO coming back for more:

Niontron3: I always feel like you people talk
about inane matters...never anything deep


Allen Observing:

Vanda52: i went out to montauk point today
Vanda52: it was beautiful
Beysshoes: where is this montauk allan?
Vanda52: the end of long island bey, out in the hamptons
Vanda52: four flights lives out there
Beysshoes: what did you do there? smell the ocean and
feel the breeze allan?
Vanda52: i was surprized that there was still traffic
Vanda52: basically bay, i drive and observe things
Phronsie: It's amazing there could still be beauty out there
Vanda52: kills time
BinxB91: all I ever hear about Long Island is about traffic
Phronsie: because man has the tendency to damn the land
as he settles it
Beysshoes: what did you witness in your observation allan?
besides traffic.


Oh nooooo:

Vanda52: little richard is DEAD
Beysshoes: oh nooooo
Catpower777: No, he's not !
Vanda52: i dont know
Tallthinjones: vanda, he's on a tv commercial
Beysshoes: allan for shame!
Vanda52: i made that up
Catpower777: He's on a car insurance ad
Vanda52: oh
Vanda52: sorry
Phronsie: I saw little Richarad in a picture the last day or two
Phronsie: looked pretty chirky
Tallthinjones: something about mashed potatoes and gravy
Beysshoes: my mom loves him.
Phronsie: I don't think I have any feeling about Little Richard


We put the "D" in dialogue:

LadyMtnMedic: 3 bdrm, and a little fenced yard for the dog
Phronsie: for about 8 years after my divorce I walked to work
LeslieHapablap: i hope the story includes a cat named snowflake.
Tallthinjones: she's like that gorilla in holland


The unstoppable PatientOnion:

NicheBurger: i made it abundantly clear
BinxB91: "abundantly clear" is a stupid pharse
NicheBurger: so?
NicheBurger: never stopped me before


Flirting for Dog Lovers:

Bludahlias: vanda my love
Vanda52: hey blu , hows oskar?
Vanda52: oskar weiner
Bludahlias: will you be my joey buttafouco?
Bludahlias: oskar is fine
Vanda52: oh blu, go check out sea cliff
Bludahlias: i sing him that song
Vanda52: its a nice town
Bludahlias: my doggie has a first name
Bludahlias: its o s c a r
Bludahlias: he is really a cute dog, i get stopped
whereever i go
Vanda52: poop wise
Ragamuffingirl35: i hate poorly trained dogs
Bludahlias: fully weewee pad trained
Ragamuffingirl35: <<<Bludahlias: knows how to sit
Vanda52: i bet old ladies ohh and ahhh
Bludahlias: and fetch
Vanda52: oh hes so cute
Bludahlias: the koreans in the nail salon were about
to microwave him
Vanda52: oh yes, koreans like to eat dog


Brutal Truths:

Vanda52: i wish i was gay, my life would be simpler
Bludahlias: how much simpler can it get
Vanda52: hmmm
NicheBurger: not much
Bludahlias: you have no women bothering you


Biblical Entrance:

Imo Tucker: Here comes Imo Tucker, That mean motherfucker!
Phronsie: Whee
NicheBurger: thank you for the biblical quote imo


Dodgeball:

NicheBurger: i'm onion
MadiHolmes: ah
MadiHolmes: gotcha
Imo Tucker: Crazy as a loon
Phronsie: One wonders why to use a use a new screenname if
you're going to tell people who you are
Phronsie: are you hiding out as I usually am when I use on of
my other names
MadiHolmes: eh, I have a friend who changes all the time
NicheBurger: loons are not crazy, HUMANS are, especially
the ones stupid and simple enough to participate in a
u.s. war which is fought for the benefit of the rich
and intelligent
MadiHolmes: of course,that's just because she's always
getting tos'ed
NicheBurger: so, imo, if you were EVER in a war,
then you are and were an idiot stooge.
NicheBurger: god bless america
NicheBurger: dodge ball
Ta21l: hey, schizophernia is fun...you're never alone
NicheBurger: you should be ashamed of yourself
Phronsie: I used to do it because I got bored
with being Phronsie and female on line
Phronsie: Nowadays, I just do it to dodge a couple of people



I was always me ... but the Shelf moved on:

Vanda52: how long you been on the shelf binx?
BinxB91: 2001 ... but I'm not sure it was the Shelf then.
There used to be two other "book" chat rooms
BinxB91: And BookShelf survived
LeslieHapablap: barely.
Vanda52: right
Vanda52: ive been on the shelf since 99
Vanda52: too damn long
BinxB91: while the other ones fell to the laws of Darwin
LeslieHapablap: this room used to be standing room only.
Vanda52: it did
Vanda52: never will be again
BinxB91: Yes, especially Sunday nights
Vanda52: its sorta defunct
LeslieHapablap: i find that odd.
BinxB91: well, things change
Vanda52: that site is getting bad too
Vanda52: female chit chat
LeslieHapablap: what goes on there?
Vanda52: gets annoying
BinxB91: there also used to be a daytime
BookShelf and a Nighttime
Vanda52: you want a link
LeslieHapablap: no.
Vanda52: right binx
Vanda52: ok
BinxB91: two sets of characters that slightly overlapped
Vanda52: fine
Vanda52: its all AI lately
LeslieHapablap: i was always me.
LeslieHapablap: this is me.
BinxB91: who else would you be?


A Girl in Gaters:
Vanda52: i have a fantasy about a certain
girl in a skirt and gaters and hose and the boss
is under her desk


The Zipless Fuck:

BinxB91: "my zipper is stuck"
BinxB91: "I think I'm going to vomit"
BinxB91: well, whispering wouldn't help that last one
Catpower777: that would be a Para movie
DAISYTRAIL: that explains a lot about your love life
Phronsie: Although that does remind me of Erica Jong
and the "zipless fuck."
TerreBlanche777: most love lives are inexplicable, Daisy
Ta21l: I don't even want to think of that kind of movie
done by Para
Catpower777: I wonder how that book would read today,
Phrons?
Catpower777: Ta, you have a point
Phronsie: Yes indeed, Daisy
DAISYTRAIL: so what exactly is this "zipless f*ck"?
BinxB91: Reaction to Para's movie: "WHAT THE HELL????"
Phronsie: Daisy, it's a concept.
Phronsie: As in fantasy, one proceeds from foreplay to
sexual actg without
DAISYTRAIL: without what?
Ta21l: no, reaction to Para's movie "I think
I'm going to vomit"
Phronsie: having to divest of clothing or unzippling
BinxB91: The zipless?? You keep some clothes on?
Or just a lack of emotional involvement?
DAISYTRAIL: gosh, that doesn't sound like much fun
Phronsie: Moving seamlessly from being fully clothed
to not being clothed
DAISYTRAIL: "seamlessly" ... LOL Phronsie
Phronsie: The clothes dissolve and disappear
Ta21l: velcro?
DAISYTRAIL: That's the epitome of laziness, clothes
with Velcro closings.
Ta21l: attachments I think Cat
Catpower777: that works, too, Ta


Send in the Clowns updated;
Ta21l: ehhhh...normal people are boring...
bring on the nuts I say


Doomed Mutant Werewolves?:

Ta21l: nothing...finally finished one of my submission
stories yesterday...now I just have to get my editor to
look it over
LadyMtnMedic: what genre TA?
Ta21l: Fantasy
Ta21l: and no, not the dirty kind...lol
LadyMtnMedic: like unicorns and ogres?
Ta21l: more like werewolves and vampires



A scooter, a body, and toilet paer:

Txsnowflake12: i'd like to write a book
Txsnowflake12: something funny
Txsnowflake12: i started about a week ago
Txsnowflake12: and so far i have about 20 pages
BinxB91: snowflake, what's funny to you??
Txsnowflake12: work
Txsnowflake12: micro management
Txsnowflake12: i just find humor in the way the corporate
world operates
Txsnowflake12: it involves a scooter, a body and toilet paper


"I just recognized him somehow":

ShhJm: when I orgasm, I pass out for like 5 seconds
TDNA983: wow ok
ShhJm: its me blt, dont talk about orgasms to me,
I will sever my gentials into a coffee can with a
rusty kitchen knife
ShhJm: daisy!
DAISYTRAIL: Hi Shh
ShhJm: <++++blt
DAISYTRAIL: hahaha, I thought it might be you!
ShhJm: Hi daisy
BinxB91: DAISY, what gave him away?
DAISYTRAIL: I'm not sure, I just recognized him somehow.


A stripper in his parents' driveway:

BillyBudd912: i fisted a stripper once, in a car,
in my parents' driveway
BillyBudd912: it was weird, never did it again
DAISYTRAIL: Nice, Billy. Thanks for sharing that.
Beysshoes: billybudd. please excercise some restraint.
BillyBudd912: beys, too late, already signed on
BillyBudd912: ask me some questions, please
PatientOnion3: which one is billy?


She came dressed as Danielle Steele:
Jandjcostello5: I thought this was the authors lounge


Unintelligent Book Chat:

ManyDreams1: I remember Sylvia Plath...she commit suicide?
ManyDreams1: right?
ManyDreams1: her father was a HATED man?
ManyDreams1: mean man...
ManyDreams1: and then her husband too
Beysshoes: yes dream
ManyDreams1: I remember something along those lines having to
do with that name
ManyDreams1: yea
VasquezGomez: She died. I think her work was excellent, but
I guess to her, it wasn't worth living. Still a good writer.
ManyDreams1: yea I remember Sylvia Plath
TDNA983: poet
ManyDreams1: poetess
ManyDreams1: what was she 1930's or 50's or something...
ManyDreams1: 40's?
VasquezGomez: Well, when she commited suicide when she was 30.
VasquezGomez: Great writer and poet
ManyDreams1: poetess
ManyDreams1: a female poet is a poetess!
VasquezGomez: Manydreams, I don't know if you realize that know
both male and female are just called "poets" because we don't
want to show that there is a difference.
PatientOnion3: a female penis is a Penisess


Kalenfer - the human puching bag:

ParaMyrrh: Darwin never went back to Christianity
actually he went further away from it
ParaMyrrh: Einstein too
Knishofdeath: Einstein was never real close to Christianity,
being a Jew and all


More unintelligent Book Chat:

BooksIut: Baldwin was homosexual, yes?
Fleurdelochi: it puts the lotion on its skin
BooksIut: I never understood Baldwin's homosexuality in
the context of his writing.
GutterDoll138: He liked bigger girls with shall we say
little girl demeanor
Beysshoes: which baldwin book...only one is gay.
but their all beautiful
Zoshka5: oh goodness, I thought you were talking about
Alec Baldwin
PatientOnion3: oh the little tiny negro baldwin, not
the hollywood pretty boys, this is book chat, i forgot


Ewww:

PatientOnion3: bey, you thought blt was a sandwich and
rocky mtn medic was a woman
Beysshoes: no onion, i will not sammich with blt for you.



"I dig you guys":

GutterDoll138: I dig you guys... I might come back
tommorrow night....
GutterDoll138: Early morning lol
Zoshka5: my sisters of mercy song might be over by then
GutterDoll138: zosh was my fave
GutterDoll138: but onion was funnier
Fleurdelochi: gutter, you show every sign of good taste
Beysshoes: dolly dont go. stay and sleep here.



Snake in Full Flight:

Fleurdelochi: depends on the tat, don'tcha think?
Beysshoes: hey some guy sent me a pic of his toolbox.
the entirety was tatted dolly
GutterDoll138: tool box
Zoshka5: tatted toolbox
GutterDoll138: ?
GutterDoll138: his junk?
Beysshoes: as a snake. in full flight.
GutterDoll138: LMAO ROFL!!
Fleurdelochi: i tatted a lovely doily
GutterDoll138: yer the worst!
GutterDoll138: *hug*
KimberlysCabinCR: gee a tatted doily toolbox cover would
take a long time to create
Fleurdelochi: took ages, tho
Zoshka5: he probably calls it the love python
GutterDoll138: LOLOLOLOLOL ZOSH
KimberlysCabinCR: theres my first click of the day
GutterDoll138: That makes me think of what I wouldnt give to.....
GutterDoll138: ohh mannn
Zoshka5: wouldn't give to get a penis tattoo?
Beysshoes: zosh, it was well staged and angled.
quite an ambitious undertaking.
Fleurdelochi: why am i getting these intrusive
visions of a snake charmer?
Zoshka5: still, I'm not getting ink on my dink
KimberlysCabinCR: gee this conversation is a bit lame
GutterDoll138: go away kim
Beysshoes: can you imagine the stamina that took? i
mean he had to keep it standing for the entire tatt process!
Fleurdelochi: zoshka, the first time i actually saw a
clit peircing, i nearly fainted
Beysshoes: quite impressive
GutterDoll138: yer dull...and we're DONE talking about doilies
Fleurdelochi: i kid you not, my knees went weak
Zoshka5: some snake charmer probably played flute music
so he'd stay risen


Kim is not Amused:

Beysshoes: impaling men makes sense, but gals fleur?
GutterDoll138: *pees*
KimberlysCabinCR: kind of trashy conversation
Zoshka5: exactly my reaction when I saw a peepee
piercing, fleur
Fleurdelochi: nothing below the waist makes sense to me, bey
KimberlysCabinCR: Beysshoes: now dolly, you need to put on depends iffin
you be stayin round us.
KimberlysCabinCR: perhaps a few tosses are needed here
Fleurdelochi: kim, for somebody that bitches as much as
you do, you sure are staying put
GutterDoll138: For real
Beysshoes: kim get out of here. go rant somewhere else


"Toss no longer means dick":

Fleurdelochi: i have the inner secret of idiot free chat
Zoshka5: she's busy tut-tutting and surrepticiously googling
photos for 'clit piercings' and 'snake penis tattoo'
GutterDoll138: *licks fleur*
Fleurdelochi: the tool of unflappable zen
Beysshoes: dolly! woohoo
KimberlysCabinCR: there think ive got ya all tossed,
have a holy easter
GutterDoll138: lololol
Zoshka5: my unflappable zen tool
GutterDoll138: dont get all excited bey. LMAO!!!
GutterDoll138: I only lick ...
Fleurdelochi: is she not aware that toss no longer means dick?

GROSS-OUT WEEK
(Therapy/Fetishes/Older Men/
Breast-feeding/Toilet Training/Alcohol Rehab)

Snert kicks The Old Croc's shins:

Verneuker: Dark...everyone is welcome here,
as long as youre polite....but that doesn't
mean youre in the in-crowd, neither
Darkaquarius16: thanks anyways. hope u all die!!!!!!!!!
Verneuker: Dark, but you can join my little group if
you wanna
Darkaquarius16: ...no thanks
Darkaquarius16: i ride solo
Darkaquarius16: later
Verneuker: Dark, you hope I die? well thats hardly cricket
BinxB91: Now there's someone with issues!
Verneuker: Boy I tell you, People used to like me...
but I think Ive lost my golden glamour


"I have kids at each end":

Asia7384: if I was any better I'b be in prison awaiting
Paris Hilton
Beysshoes: wow asia. that good huh?
Prospect26: Asia...what happened to this girl?
Asia7384: Prospect, the media, her love of it, our love of her
Prospect26: Asia...how old is Paris?
Asia7384: a self-sustaining disaster waiting to happen
Prospect26: How old is Paris?
Catpower777: 20s, Pros
Catpower777: young
BinxB91: Maybe we need to find a simpler celeb -----
Orlando Marriot, Tampa Sheraton, Peoria Holiday Inn,
Prospect26: Cat...I have kids at each end? 30? 25?
Prospect26: Paris could be my daughter...whew!
BinxB91: Prospect slept with a Hilton??
Prospect26: Binx...yes


An Alternatate Trip:

Beysshoes: bad binx? ooooo i wish i could peer into
your cerebellum binx.
BinxB91: peer pressure?
Asia7384: Bey, visit the Grand Canyon instead.
They have burros there


Canyons, Seriously:

Beysshoes: i didn't know you were a painter.
Asia7384: we all have our talents
Beysshoes: what do you paint asia?...i don't get this joke.
Asia7384: Bey, why does it have to be a joke?
Asia7384: or you saying you can't take me seruious?
Beysshoes: do you do landscapes asia? portraits? (que?)
Beysshoes: why did binx laff then?
Asia7384: landscapes mostly, geologic formations precisely
BinxB91: Beys: visit the Grand Canyon instead of Binx's brain
Asia7384: seeing all your names brings tears to my eyes.
Hayfever I think
Beysshoes: i love bryce the best...it is full of life.
Beysshoes: not just rocks.
Beysshoes: lolol asia
Asia7384: I have a large framed photograph of Bryce Canyon a
few feet away from me
Beysshoes: nobody loves bryce canyon better than the grande but me?


Free-for-all:

Phronsie: I thought Lady drove an ambulance
LadyMtnMedic: Prospect, funny
LadyMtnMedic: So now because I told you I will not
hire your kid for a "summer job"
Prospect26: Ladt... the patrollers laughed when I
showed them what you thought they did. HA HA
LadyMtnMedic: you knock me?
LadyMtnMedic: Lemme tell you something
BinxB91: uh oh
LadyMtnMedic: we dont hire "summer help"
BinxB91: (ducking)
LadyMtnMedic: just because your kid went to EMT classes
LadyMtnMedic: does not mean she is street ready
LadyMtnMedic: nor
BinxB91: (hides head under table)
Beysshoes: lady, must you humiliate a proud mother in
a public chat?
LadyMtnMedic: Eff off Beys
Prospect26: Lady...I have already told my daughter to
be aware of certain EMT jobs
Ta21l: can I hide with you Binx?
Jam7604801: bey please stay out of it
Phronsie: Is everyone in the attic
BinxB91: I once met a woman who was "street ready" but
I didn't have 20 bucks
LadyMtnMedic: Good, there are a lot of bad ones out
there Prosp
LadyMtnMedic: Denver and Aurora esp
Beysshoes: back at you lady....jam, take this outside
of the chat if you want people to stay out.
Beysshoes: get out
BinxB91: (Ta spills her tea while ducking under table)
Jam7604801: same to you bey
Jam7604801: i come in here more than you bey
LadyMtnMedic: Beys, she came into the AL and told me
to come in here, so she started it
Beysshoes: thats nothing to brag on jam
MadiHolmes: woof
BinxB91: Maybe, Jam, but Beys kicks ass when she's here
Beysshoes: thank you for telling me lady.
MadiHolmes: wow, I've never seen this room this upset
BinxB91: You just ride her coat tails
Jam7604801: bey when you showed up are chat room went
from 15 a night to 0
Jam7604801: why is that bey?
Beysshoes: binx, you want i should do some fussin on yours?
BinxB91: no, just picturing you in a long coat
LadyMtnMedic: and Prosp yes, your "ski patrollers" no BLS
LadyMtnMedic: but they are not bagging tagging and tagging
dead bodies and administering drugs with no license
BinxB91: Jam, that's so wrong. Bey is the straw that stirs the drink
Beysshoes: c'mere babe...i'll tuck you in.
LadyMtnMedic: your daughter may have BLS , basic life support
Jam7604801: ha binx she stirs everyones drinks
LadyMtnMedic: but that is not waht you think
LadyMtnMedic: what
LadyMtnMedic: sorry to burst your bubble
Prospect26: Lady...I am so sorry for you...you must be older
and ill-informed and you do not ski, right?
BinxB91: Jam, you're just cranky
Jam7604801: ask blt binx
LadyMtnMedic: Prospect, you are the older one



I'll help you if you don't beep:

ZEREP2 147: hey can anyone proofread a sentance or two for me?
ZEREP2 147: I have something for invitations I need someone
to proof
ZEREP2 147: anyone a good gramatic person?
ZEREP2 147: beys u got my IM?
Beysshoes: Zerep i wont open it. the beeps are unpleasant.



Jam's Cyber Freind:

Jam7604801: i talked to alot of women from the shelf in
Im's and there has only been one that cybered with me
and she isn't in here tonight
BinxB91: Jam, that TooHot's an animal, isn't she?
Jam7604801: wasn't TooHot binx



I sling when slung:

Gypsyjo47: Madi why are you always so quiet? You never
join the shit slinging matches either here or in the AL
MadiHolmes: sometimes I multitask, Gypsy
MadiHolmes: also I'm not that big on chatroom tiffs
LadyMtnMedic: at the moment, I would say nobody is slinging anything...
MadiHolmes: I don't mind a good argument
Ta21l: I sling when slung to...lol
MadiHolmes: but when things no longer seem like anyone's having fun
MadiHolmes: then I lose my attention
Prospect26: lADY...YOU HAVE BEEN A GOOD SLINGER
LadyMtnMedic: slung to, or slung at TA? ;-D



The wonderful ability to be oblivious:


AmberHighWinds: men have a wonderful ability to be oblivous
Ta21l: why do you say that Amber?
LadyMtnMedic: why Amber?
AmberHighWinds: bby boy tried to tell dad he needed a
change by bringing him the pack of diapers. he gave him a
hug instead
AmberHighWinds: could smell the tyke from 4 feet away
MadiHolmes: when my brother started bringing us diapers to
change him, that's when we potty trained him
AmberHighWinds: yeah he is ready
MadiHolmes: because he was bringing us diapers to put on
him so he could go
MadiHolmes: he was afraid of the toilet
AmberHighWinds: so he could go??
LadyMtnMedic: how old is he Amber?
MadiHolmes: the ironic thing is that now he can only go at home
AmberHighWinds: 1 1/2
MadiHolmes: go number 2, Amber
MadiHolmes: he was "mostly" potty trained
Gypsyjo47: My daughter was unbuttoning my wife's blouse to nurse
and I put my foot down on weaning time...I mean Gheeezzzz
MadiHolmes: how old was she?
LadyMtnMedic: ew
Gypsyjo47: 2 1/2
AmberHighWinds: I din't nurse...bottle
MadiHolmes: my cousin who was about 3 once told my grandma
that she had good nursers
AmberHighWinds: meds I take are questionable
Ta21l: LMAO
MadiHolmes: in some cultures, some children nurse until they're
about 4 or 5
AmberHighWinds: besides bottle suits me
MadiHolmes: granted, nursing is a way for children to still
be protected from various diseases
MadiHolmes: they get antibodies from their mothers
MadiHolmes: that's why there's a high mortality rate around
the age of 3
Ta21l: I don't know Gyspy...I never breast fed my kids and
my son, at age 3 months, knew how to get into my shirt
AmberHighWinds: I gave him some colostrum
AmberHighWinds: just didn't want to nurse
MadiHolmes: oh
AmberHighWinds: I think the experts have a few things wrong
about breast feeding
Prospect26: I did not nurse my son for a long time...
I don't get Mother's Day cards.
Ta21l: I don't trust "experts"
Gypsyjo47: Ta maybe he was precocious in another way
LadyMtnMedic: True Amber
AmberHighWinds: ta, too many experts..aren't
Ta21l: most definately...lol




On Older Men:

Ta21l: what are you talking about Vern...it is a
well known fact men get better with age
Zoshka5: are you talking about breasts or cheese?
Phronsie: cheese ages
Beysshoes: they're selling cheaper in cali than
wisconsin ta...as in everything else.
Ta21l: lol Zosh...I wish I knew
Verneuker: Ta2...well they tend to get richer
Zoshka5: nice goudas, baby
Beysshoes: small boobs ta
Verneuker: or poorer if theyve been married and divorced
Phronsie: Main thing wrong with older men is their tendency
to talk down to women
Phronsie: to try to educate them
Phronsie: Very kindly, of course
Ta21l: yeah right...lol
Verneuker: Indeed Phronsie, dont I do that all the time?
Phronsie: not as much as others, Vern. besides, you're
not that old
Verneuker: feh
Zoshka5: that's not true at all, phronsie...you want to put
a period at the end of a complete thought, btw
Beysshoes: yes phrons...if only they taught the interesting stuff
Phronsie: lollollol
Phronsie: I have never done well at playing the student role.
Phronsie: Not even when I was young
Phronsie: not even when I could use some educating
Phronsie: always lots of attitude on my part
Ta21l: I can play student or teacher, depends on the subject
Phronsie: Well, I was a teacher for a long time, but
I don't bother any more
Phronsie: I don't know anyone who wants to think they
know less than me
Verneuker: I was told many moons ago Id make a great guru
Phronsie: so I just usually pay the eccentric for them
Ta21l: that's the best role to play Phros
Phronsie: play , not pay
Verneuker: Phronsie...eccentric?
Verneuker: :(
Ta21l: ahhh...see, sanity is needed....lol
Phronsie: a little batty, vern?
Phronsie: Gives me room to ramble


Water Sportss:

Verneuker: Perhaps...remember, you were an anchor
when I was at my mental nadir....perhaps its all
perspective to me
Beysshoes: i just began readin the "shop girl"
Verneuker: Steve Martin?
Zoshka5: steve martin?
Beysshoes: yes vern, zosh
Phronsie: he was in the movie
Beysshoes: have you both read it?
Verneuker: never figured on reading that one
Beysshoes: he wrote the book phrons
Zoshka5: yes, I read it
Verneuker: Beys, you know I read obscure crap and
stuff WAY over my head
Verneuker: which would probably qualify Shop Girl...actually...
Verneuker: over my head that is
Beysshoes: its quite moving vern
OnlineHost: Catpower777 has entered the room.
Verneuker: Chello Cat
Beysshoes: wb caaaaaaaat
Catpower777: thx -- screen froze
Zoshka5: getting cheshirey, cat
Phronsie: And speaking of that, I wonder where my Alice is
Phronsie: I guess it's around here somewhere
Verneuker: the cat sneaks out on little fog feet....
er scratch that, reverse it....--Carl Sandburg meets Crock
Catpower777: I like "little fog feet"
Phronsie: yeah. fog feet is cute
Verneuker: use it anytime you want, color it a mixed metaphor
Verneuker: know what sucks about not drinking alcohol?
Phronsie: what?
Catpower777: not feeling drunk?
Verneuker: you substitute coffee...and you get rammy AS HELL
Zoshka5: rammy?
Verneuker: (for example, see me)
Catpower777: is rammy something you can describe and not get TOSd?
Verneuker: rammy...mentally and physically ready to jump
out of your skin
Phronsie: well, try diet decaf pepsi
Phronsie: that's what I drink
Verneuker: thanks Phronsie
Zoshka5: otherwise known as really dark fizzy water
Phronsie: lollol
Phronsie: well what with atrial fib and the diabetes,
I kind of have to
Verneuker: as opposed to the really dark bitter water
Im drinking right now
Phronsie: although I guess water would be a better choice
Verneuker: what fun is water?
Verneuker: Besides I drink lots of water when I do
my 3 miles on the treadmill in the morning
Catpower777: y'all are making me thirsty -- brb
Verneuker: then later when I do my half-hour in the sauna
Ta21l: I hate it when you peek in a part of a conversation...lol
Beysshoes: que ta?
Ta21l: I was doing something in another window and came
back to "what fun is water"
Ta21l: now, knowing my mind is always in the gutter...lol
Beysshoes: lolol ta...tell ussssssssss
Catpower777: we're in the gutter now? yay!
Phronsie: golden showers?
Ta21l: and no Phron...I was just thinking plain old showers....
Phronsie: ah, good.
Ta21l: and what fun they can be...
Phronsie: golden always reminds me of Jack Nicholson
Catpower777: why, Phrons?
Phronsie: In some sleazy tell all book about prostitution in
the LA area, it was mentioned that Jack peed in his whore's
mouth
Phronsie: some fun, apparently
Ta21l: honestly...I can see that
Catpower777: why does this not surprise me about him?
Catpower777: he looks like a mouth peer
Ta21l: he just looks like he would and tell her to smile
while he did it
Phronsie: yeah
Verneuker: kinda like the perfect woman...another experience
Ill die without alas
Verneuker: :)
Ta21l: bye
Beysshoes: no wonder you miss them vern...come back ta
Beysshoes: soon
Catpower777: Vern, you were hoping to pee in someone's mouth?
Ta21l: can't get rid of me that easily Bey
Catpower777: did you need something, Bey?
Verneuker: Cat...well no, that hardly seems fun
(doubly so when you consider that urine is sterile, and
hence the exercise isnt even "dirty")
Beysshoes: yes cat. i do
Beysshoes: but i don't know what it is.
Ta21l: if you say a golden shower....lol
Beysshoes: alright if you insist. we'll talk golden
shower ta...mind you, blt isn't here yet.
Verneuker: Ta2...there are a heck of a lot of fetishes
out there....Ive never gotten most of them
Catpower777: there are some really, really scary ones
Beysshoes: i have fetishes but they all belong to me. sigh.
Verneuker: Beys do you have a shoe fetish?
Beysshoes: spill cat
Beysshoes: socks vern
Verneuker: (declaring myself an honourary chick for the
coming conversation)
Catpower777: you are not alone there Bey
Beysshoes: my own. lol
Catpower777: there are some other deeply disturbed sock lovers
out there
Beysshoes: smells. (not my own)
Verneuker: well they go together like, ummmm, shoes and....socks
Beysshoes: tell me more about the psycho socks cat pulease
Ta21l: I was kidding Bey...and personally, I've no interest in them
Verneuker: once popularised a sock fetish
Beysshoes: ta...get a new menu. golden showers are oldies but
goodies yes?
Beysshoes: what did mick foley do with socks vern?
Ta21l: stuck them in people's mouths, while on his hand
Beysshoes: truly ta? and this was sexual?
Verneuker: Beys...well it was part of his wrestler schtick
...he would pull "socko" out of his crotch (wrestling trunks)
and stuff it on a defeated foes face
Ta21l: a mandible claw of sorts
Ta21l: I hope not...if so, it shatters s few girly delusions
Beysshoes: ew
Verneuker: Beys I would call it less sexual and more
humiliating...the straight male world only accepts
humiliation if its desexualised
Beysshoes: yes, this is good to know vern. hmmm
Catpower777: out of the crotch and into the face doesn't s
ound desexualized to me
Beysshoes: so that was my problem all these years.
Ta21l: the only think socks are good for during sex is restraints
Beysshoes: they must be separated.
Verneuker: Cat...well its like spitting on a friend...its
gross and devaluing, but not in a sexual manner
Catpower777: depends on where you spit, Vern
Verneuker: perhaps
Beysshoes: lollllllllll cat you skank
Ta21l: I was thinking that too Cat...lol
Verneuker: (whistling past the graveyard)
Beysshoes: ta you do the porn circuitry too chica?
Ta21l: when the mood hits...and you can find a decent one
Beysshoes: oops. sorry cat
Catpower777: very funny, Bey
Beysshoes: give us the link ta
Beysshoes: que?
Verneuker: ought I leave?
Catpower777: no, Vern
Beysshoes: where's godwit when we need him.lol
Catpower777: stay and pull us out of the gutter
Beysshoes: verrrrrrrn
Beysshoes: we'll behave
Beysshoes: stay
Catpower777: save us from ourselves
Ta21l: why pull us out...come on down Vern....lol
Verneuker: Cat....youre talking to the wrong person
Catpower777: ok, then, dive in
Verneuker: I get this invitation every day
Beysshoes: vern, now that you're dry...you cant shout handicap
Verneuker: I sure can...Im male...if that isnt a handicap,
I dont know what is
Ta21l: impotence...that's one
Beysshoes: ummm vern....think a couple beats yes?
Catpower777: 'night
Beysshoes: i had an irish bf who used to say 'alcohol is a jealous lover'..........gn caaaaaat


Therapy on the Fly:

Verneuker: Beys whatcha thinking?
Beysshoes: i'm thinking that i need to get back to work
but i wanna stay and play
Verneuker: wants and needs
Beysshoes: this is the livliest chat in a blue moon vern
...i'm fretting about this chatroom in rigor for too long.
Beysshoes: yes. vern. wants and needs. monumental ones yes?
Verneuker: perhaps
Beysshoes: perhaps and monumental don't seem to match up
Verneuker: they dont need to if youre not on the same page :)
Beysshoes: are you alright vern?
Verneuker: well define alright...Im sober...which seems
to satisfy the majority
Verneuker: and satisfying the majority is what I have to be
all about these days
Verneuker: right?
Beysshoes: vern, have you read "dry"? by augusten?
Beysshoes: no vern. its saving you. remember?
Verneuker: So Ive not...but Ive read the Big book and 12/12
Verneuker: over and over and over again my friend
Beysshoes: read augusten. it''lll work for you.
Ta21l: ok, needed asprin
Beysshoes: it rocks. a dry rock.
Beysshoes: you good ta?
Verneuker: its ok...im fighting a smaller war on a different front Beys
Beysshoes: wanna talk about it vern?
Verneuker: I might could, dont know as it will help
Beysshoes: try us
Verneuker: Ok well I did step 1 and then took on
Dr. Tom Cruise as my personal doctor
Verneuker: so I threw out my psychatric meds and started jogging
Verneuker: this is only step one in the problem
Verneuker: so be patient
Beysshoes: thought you were brighter than that. but the jogging's good.
Verneuker: Thought I was too Bright to be an AA too,
everythings relative, love
Beysshoes: talk to binx sometime vern. i don't think he's a drinker
but he's a LD runner.
Verneuker: so lately Ive been troubled with minor issues regarding
losing my patience...but I was thinking
Verneuker: well maybe its the booze
Beysshoes: and he has alot of insights into stuff.
Verneuker: the lack there of
Beysshoes: or seems to.
Verneuker: you know what...I dont really want to talk any more
about it....thanks for the offer
Beysshoes: but dont listen to me too much. cus i be an idjit.
majorly. i talk when i should listen.
Ta21l: well, if you ever feel the need Vern....
Verneuker: thanks...something I need to work out myself


BlueMonk Looking for Love:

BillyBudd912: any questions tonight, ladies?
Beysshoes: i used to do something together with
my dog sally. hey billy
Ta21l: yes...why do you feel the need to be asked questions?
BillyBudd912: ta, it's just what i do when i go on aol
Ta21l: ok, fair enough
BillyBudd912: been that way off and on for years
BillyBudd912: beys
Beysshoes: i made a theme every week vern. like 'patience'
or 'greed'...stuff to work on together. to teach my dog
BillyBudd912: except you don't have a dog?
Beysshoes: i ended up teaching myself naturally. which,
i guess, was what was needed
Beysshoes: i don't now billy.
BillyBudd912: i don't care for animals
Ta21l: I like that Bey...everything I taught my dog,
he taught me....catchy
BillyBudd912: domesticated animals
Ta21l: why...I love my pets
Beysshoes: thx ta...i need to get back to work folks.
pls ta...come back soon. yes?
billy good to see you again.
BillyBudd912: ta, your dog taught you how to lick
condiments off his or her genitals?
Ta21l: anything for you...night Bey
BillyBudd912: i need some questions before you go, i'm afraid
Beysshoes: dulces suenos.

Can Beysshoes Save BookShelf Chat??
(maybe not, but already she's earned
an unpleasant nick name from KaLenfer)


BookShelf Decline as Human Nature:

Beysshoes: Godwit, the shelf has been in decline
i'm afraid. it hurts my heart.
Godwit935: Beys, too many queers.
Beysshoes: godwit, quite the opposite is true.
If gays were here it would be livelier.
Godwit935: Normal people move out of the
neighborhood, Beys....just human nature.
Beysshoes: There is no norm left in our country godwit.
The breed died out from boredom
Godwit935: Beys, most folks remain normal, I think.
BUF5694927: aint this book chat!!


Just Friends, not Followers:

Shredhed1: Hello, my friends
Beysshoes: do we know you shredhed?
BinxB91: hello Shred ... are you seeking followers?
Shredhed1: no, but I consider each new aquaintance to
be a possible new friend.
Shredhed1: no, not seeking followers. Just thought I
would stop in and say hey.
Beysshoes: good, because we cannot follow you round
cyber airwaves forever shred?


That Blog Shit:

LynBelle: jane, we used to have so many fun people in here
JaneH56: I know lyn, I miss them all.
LynBelle: that blog shit is pointless, they need conversation


Not Looking Past the Tomatoes:

Godwit935: Jam, who is catching on among the Democratic
presidential candidates out your way?
Jam7604801: maybe i will have tomatoes before the 4th of july




"I wanna hear about the janitor work":

BinxB91: Blue, ever been fired from a job??
(Beysshoes, don't answer again)
Beysshoes: lol
BillyBudd912: never been fired, no
BillyBudd912: actually, i was once
BillyBudd912: like my first job as a janitor
Beysshoes: tell us!
BillyBudd912: i only took the job so i could have
basketball games in the gym
BillyBudd912: got caught
BinxB91: so it wasn't for skinny dipping?
Beysshoes: i wanna hear about the janitor work please
BillyBudd912: not exclusively
BillyBudd912: i mopped
BillyBudd912: poorly
BillyBudd912: and had a buncha people come play basketball



Godwit vs BlueMonk:

Godwit935: Billy, why be such an arse? Why act like that?
BillyBudd912: why act otherwise?
Godwit935: It's just stupid, Billy....it's not funny.
BinxB91: hehe
BillyBudd912: it's conceptual
Godwit935: It's ridiculous.
BillyBudd912: agreed
Godwit935: No man likes to be ridiculous.
BillyBudd912: why not?
Godwit935: Billy, it's anti-human.
BillyBudd912: neil hamburger is ridiculous
BillyBudd912: he's my hero
Godwit935: Billy, you need to be manly.
Creepy Loner: Most comedians are ridiculous, for that matter.
BillyBudd912: hehe, okay
Godwit935: If you are ridiculous, you are inconsequential,
by definition.
Creepy Loner: Being the anal-retentive bozo I am...I just
looked it up. You might be foolish or laughable, but you're
not "inconsequential, by definition."



Sexual Pastry:

Anthonychi94: hey
Beysshoes: anthony wb
Anthonychi94: o hey bey
Catpower777: you two know each other?
Beysshoes: anthony was here earlier cat
Beysshoes: we were discussing the sex genders of pastry.
Catpower777: of pastry?
Beysshoes: binx said there weren't any genders. i disagree.
Catpower777: eclairs are complicated
Beysshoes: binx has never seen a filled eclair?
Beysshoes: jinx
Jam7604801: or a long john
Catpower777: he's never read "Portnoy's Complaint?"
Catpower777: there's a pastry called a long john, jam?
Beysshoes: its the same as an eclair cat
Jam7604801: more of a doughnut cat
Jam7604801: its bigger bey
Beysshoes: it is? how so jam?
Jam7604801: 2 inches longer and a inch wider
Beysshoes: wow, i didn't know this.


Harry Potter, meet Alexander Portnoy:

Catpower777: Bey, apparently Portnoy liked to experiment
with food items
Beysshoes: like Nine and a half weeks cat?
Catpower777: I can't remember 91/2 Weeks well enough to
answer that, Bey
Pba112492: any1 here like harry potter
Beysshoes: the fridge scene? its famous!
Pba112492: oh and ello to u too cat....
Catpower777: I remember an ice cube
Jam7604801: i don't think i would ever do the food sex



Monk's Career Move:

BillyBudd912: lady, are you an rn?
LadyMtnMedic: paramedic
BillyBudd912: like it?
Puhseewillow: everyone in here is hospital??
LadyMtnMedic: depends on the day :-D
BillyBudd912: i start nursing school in the fall
MagNdre: cool, billy
LadyMtnMedic: good luck with that
Puhseewillow: i am a flight nurse
BillyBudd912: today was my last day at the restaurant
BillyBudd912: sale closes tomorrow


Ta's Friends:

Ta21l: wow...froze for a sec...AOL acting funny
tonight or is it just me?
Puhseewillow: ta? just you dear
BinxB91: ta, it's you
Ta21l: typical...lol
BinxB91: ta, how is your tea?


Meet Wingy:

Wingybat06: My name is Cleveland Maxwell, the Iv.
Wingybat06: But for all intents and purposes,
just call me cleve, or Wingy



The Harpo Marx of Chat:

Wingybat06: i'm sorry, good people, but you are
horrendously dull. Besides masterpiece theatre is on
and i cannot abide missing it. ta ta
Puhseewillow: <<Knishofdeath: Does Vanda still post here?
LadyMtnMedic: he posts on the shelf site
Ta21l: we just get passed over for Masterpiece Theater?!?!?
Knishofdeath: Does Vanda still post here?
LadyMtnMedic: have not seen him in here in ages
BinxB91: Vanda has been going to bed early
Knishofdeath: When I looked in this room the first time, he
wasn't typing at all--just flocks of bats and hearts
Knishofdeath: He was like the Harpo Marx of chat
Ta21l: lol...I like the comparason knish


Mrs McGreevy and Shakira:

ParaMyrrh: Vanda McGreevey is a media whore
and now his wife is weeping for Oprah on her
"Im miserable too" tour
Vanda52: i sure like that sharika video
ParaMyrrh: Shakira
Vanda52: i know kal, the wifes an idiot
Vanda52: yeah
Vanda52: shakira
Vanda52: hahaha
Vanda52: hips dont lie
Vanda52: hahaha



The Left Behind:

Phronsie: Today I found 3 commas and a hyphen I
didn't intend to appear in my book. It is depressing



Spoiling the Moment:

Vanda52: i was with a girl once in a car, near scoring,
a cop pulled up and I yelled my wifes name,
spoiled the whole moment



The Wrong Name:

Phronsie: I am told that my ex used to call his second
wife by my name for a while
Phronsie: Not too surprising, because he used to sometimes
miscall the kids and the dog



Because There Is no Anal Sex chat room:

ParaMyrrh: Phronsie as a Gay man did he constantly
try to "enter the wrong door" during sex?
BinxB91: KaL, yich
ParaMyrrh: One gal said that hurts the tailbone if
you try without warning
Phronsie: Para, you are kind of fixated on that
Phronsie: Makes me wonder about you
ParaMyrrh: Phronsie Well I now begin to understand why
you hate sex
ParaMyrrh: I always knew there was an underlying reason
for your pathological hatred of sex
Phronsie: look at the governor and his ex wife
Madav1: Phronsie Para is a sicko
Phronsie: Mad, how true
ParaMyrrh: Madav! I thought we were friends!
ParaMyrrh: I am not a sicko
BinxB91: Para, if you're not a sicko, you DO try to act
like a sicko
ParaMyrrh: Madav please apologize
ParaMyrrh: Binx never
Madav1: what Binx said
Vanda52: kal doesnt seem sick to me
Vanda52: but who am i to judge
BinxB91: ParaMyrh's major fear is that he won't be the
center of attention
ParaMyrrh: If being reasonable and reaching logical
conclusions from other's behavior is sick Then count
me as sick
Vanda52: any of those republicans look good tonight?
Madav1: Vanda anybody who has to go online anonymously to
talk about anal sex is a sicko
Vanda52: oh
Vanda52: he does that?
ParaMyrrh: if stating the truth no matter how discomforting
it may be to some is sick Then I am sick
Vanda52: SICK!!!!!!!!
Phronsie: Para, is obsessing about anal penetration
entirely healthy?
ParaMyrrh: Madav then there are a million sickos
BinxB91: So Madav, you talk about anal sex with people you
know well??
Madav1: Para you may be right
ParaMyrrh: Yes Anal sex with a woman is healthy and very
pleasurable for both parties and I am not FIXATED on it
Vanda52: funny about the republicans, they will likely
win the prtesidency again even with bush looking so bad
Phronsie: Ah, you seem so, Para
Madav1: I didn't come in to dscuss this
Madav1: Vanda no way



... and KaL always finds 'em:

ParaMyrrh: Some people live to be offended



TDNA vs The Hallmark Company:

TDNA983: you know what offends me? All this talk
of mothers day on tv what about peopl who dont
have mothers thats offensive and i should sue someone


As long as there are ... :

AmberHighWinds: Springer is still on?
TDNA983: as long as there are midgets and rednecks
Springer will be on


Knowing One's Tastes:

Phronsie: TD, I feel pretty sure you wouldn't like
what I write
TDNA983: probably not Phrons I usually dont even like
what you write in here
Phronsie: It originated on message boards online, so
some of it tends to be a little raunchy



Rono Leading With His Chin:

Niontron3: I hate humans
UrbanStarGazer: Nion -- How perfect cuz humans hate you!
Niontron3: I hate humans...the most irrational being
Phronsie: Well, Rono, you certainly know about the irrationality
Niontron3: I think I will not get married...I can't
imagine living with another human for life


Urban Clarifying:

BinxB91: Urban used to be famous for burping in the chat room
LadyMtnMedic: I thought that was TooHot
UrbanStarGazer: no, I'm the burper
UrbanStarGazer: she's the eater
BinxB91: You were comparing your arm freckles with freinds
while sitting at a yard sale
UrbanStarGazer: . . . I have quite a few. Thanks, dad.
UrbanStarGazer: ohhhh yeah
UrbanStarGazer: wow
Prospect26: Urban...cancel my conversation with you.