This is a Test


Either that or I'm retarded:

Jptos000: i missed billy ray syrus
Jptos000: heard i didnt miss much
Catpower777: Jp, you can catch him on Disney Channel
Jam7604801: he acts with his daughter jp
Ta21l: never seen it...not even sure when it's on
Jptos000: seriously? his daughter?
Jam7604801: yes
Catpower777: Jp, it's her show
Jptos000: hope he's better on that
Catpower777: Hannah Montana
Jptos000: oh ok
Ta21l: how you can tell Cat has kids...lol
Catpower777: either that or I'm retarded


Phronsie on KaL:

Phronsie: Para is still and yet a pestilence

ParaMyrrh: please I bet every single one of you would fnd yourself laughing non-stop if you did the same thing
Phronsie: Para, we have lives


KaL on KaL:

ParaMyrrh: Im fun to be around
ParaMyrrh: everyone loves me
ParaMyrrh: take it from me


Dropping names, screwing with Lyn:


ParaMyrrh: I like PJ Harvey, Liz Phair, Martha Wainwright
LadyMtnMedic: I love Norah Jones music
ParaMyrrh: Avril Lavigne is horeendous
Catpower777: you forgot about me, Para
ParaMyrrh: horrendous
LynBelle: I have never heard of any of those singers kal
Phronsie: Kal is just a teenager
ParaMyrrh: the new Amy Winehouse CD is great
and the Lily Allen si fun
ParaMyrrh: is fin
BinxB91: Lyn, I think you know Liz Phair
LynBelle: binx, I do?
LynBelle: what did she sing?
BinxB91: uhm ...
ParaMyrrh: Lyn "Fuck and Run"


Don't screw with Lyn:

Ta21l: nah...just the firm believer in a smack in the head won't
hurt nobady
LynBelle: smacking someone in the head won't hurt nobody?
what kind of shit is that


Who needed a smack in the head:


ParaMyrrh: this kid swallowed a fire cracker one July 4th and I was
in the ER for a 104 degree temp And I said deliriously, I must add, to
the parent, "Throw a lit match in the kid and watch him pop" and many
people laughed


The opposite of KaL:

Prospect26: I will leave. It seems some chatters have a problem with me.



Try Harder:


Niontron3: I am just a human
MadiHolmes: Tron- then try harder

(I will)

The Further Adventures of Niontron/
North Korean Refugees/Non-Starter Newbies/
What's more taboo than anal sex?

A Bubble to Burst:

KNFulton: Any Authors here?
KNFulton: I just publishedmy first book
Phronsie: congrats, KN
KNFulton: It's a children's book.
Beysshoes: bravoooo fultonnnnn
KNFulton: Thanks Bey
Phronsie: Bey, did you check out the IMDB?
KNFulton: Here the link to it. I so proud!!!:-D
http://www.authorhouse.com/BookStore/ItemDetail.aspx?bookid=37928

Another Newbie Foiled:

Beysshoes: you narcissists! look at what yer all did. fulton left from neglect.
Ragamuffingirl35: hey, i just got here. i didn't even notice this fulton character BinxB91: She left? Beysshoes: yes binx, you accused her of being a big phat liar.
BinxB91: We'll never recruit new shelfers
Phronsie: Fulton was announcing her book
Phronsie: Scroll up and you'll see the URL for it
BinxB91: Not a liar ... just kind of ... you know ... stupid
Niontron3: she is trying to change the topic
Beysshoes: she's gone phrons. we don't need to pretend anymore.
BinxB91: I never never call anyone stupid in real life. I I I think it now and then
Ragamuffingirl35: well, we're not children. let her take her happy ass to the kids' book shelf

Still, wouldn't you prefer gold?:

KimberlysCabinCR: fat chicks are more valuable than gold
KimberlysCabinCR: they can cook and they dont cheat

"I smell something funny":

I2DaysInNovember: guys with big noses smell funny

But he'll try anyway:

Vanda52: I wonder if banglighesi girls are good in bed?
Catpower777: Allan, chances are Rono won't be able to answer that question

Lampooning Logos:

Jam7604801: i never pre order books they are way cheaper at wally world
BinxB91: Wait a minute. Wally World?
Jam7604801: wal-mart
BinxB91: ohhhhhh
BinxB91: I am so unhip
BinxB91: Took me years to get that Micky D's was McDonald's
BinxB91: that KFC was Kentucky Fried Chicken
Jam7604801: i call jack in the box, jack in the crack
Jam7604801: then you have taco hell

Rono's Quest Goes On:

Niontron3: I was very lucky last night
BinxB91: you didn't get fired?
Niontron3: I got numbers of two beautifull girls
Niontron3: and went home with another one
Niontron3: one of the two beauties said she will date me at a later time
Niontron3: the other just asked me to call her
Niontron3: third one took me home
Niontron3: because she wasn't pretty
Niontron3: she asked me to have sex with her
Niontron3: but I didn't
Niontron3: because I know I am going to leave her


Paradox:

Ragamuffingirl35: during long periods of silence i'm on the phone

He's Ba-aaack:

I WRITEBOOKSGOOD: HEY

I wouldn't go to a party that would have me as a guest:

Niontron3: I am a marxist communisnt
Niontron3: not a communist from russia
Niontron3: nor affiliated with any other group
BinxB91: Niontron, not even a bowling league?
Niontron3: I am a marxist, not a communist
Niontron3: communist sounds like belonging to a party

What's Taboo?:

TurnT7: I am particularly fond of Chinese movies that confront taboo issues.
Ironfeliks1: like anal sex?
TurnT7: Nope.
Niontron3: anal sex is taboo?

Wow, she trumped anal sex:

TurnT7: I am talking about a movie where a woman (who played in Star Wars and modeled for Playboy) uses human fetuses as her special ingredient for youth rejuvenating dumplings.
TurnT7: Very grotesque film.

Everybody knows this:

BinxB91: When my daughter went to American high school, she was amazed to learn that the japanese had bombed Pearl Harbor Niontron3: Japanese did not bomb pearl harbor
BinxB91: Gypsy, LOOK!!!
Niontron3: Japan did not bomb pearl harbor
BinxB91: ok, if you say so
Gypsyjo47: Binx you talk to him...I had a belly full of his assholeism long ago
BinxB91: The CIA bombed pearl harbor too?
Niontron3: there was no CIA then
Niontron3: CIA was created after world war 2
Niontron3: but it was merely a name change
Niontron3: from the preveious agency
Gypsyjo47: FDR painted rising suns on airplanes and had them bomb Pearl Harbor
Niontron3: k, let me ask you this
Niontron3: if pearl harbor did not happen would they have an excuse to use nuclear bombs?
Niontron3: so they staged the attacked so that it would give them an excuse
BinxB91: Nion, do a paper on that. I'm sure your professor will be impressed
Niontron3: binx, everybody knows this
Niontron3: they simply wanted to see what kinda affect would it have to use nuclear weapons
Niontron3: and so that the world knows what they are dealing with when they are dealing with US
Ironfeliks1: yes rono, most countries liquify 200,000 innocent people out of curiosity

North Korean Beauty Tips:

TurnT7: It is a dual statement against superficiality and against the
taboo of Chinese (female) celebrities becoming old-looking.
TurnT7: Once a Chinese woman shows her first crow's feet, she can no longer find work in the movies, &c.
TurnT7: It is the same in Korea.
Ironfeliks1: When a north korean woman gets crows feet, she eats them

Fans of YWCA at the DMZ:

Ironfeliks1: I visited n korea in 1987
TurnT7: Iron. Oh? Recount the tale of your visit, please.
Ironfeliks1: turn, we got to go to the dmz and stand next to the north and south koreans
Ironfeliks1: when you are in the main building, if you raise your hands above your waist while in uniform, it is considered an act of war
Ironfeliks1: turn, that is for real
TurnT7: The nuances of diplomacy.
TurnT7: Iron. So no YMCA fans? Ironfeliks1: we are all ymca fans, but not so much as to re-start a war
TurnT7: Hahaha, Iron

Recruiting Jockeys:

TurnT7: Iron. I would like to visit N. Korea and whisk away as many children as I can.
Ironfeliks1: the korean conflict was considered to be a police action and it was never stopped so if we wanted to resume it, it wouldnt take congressional approval
TurnT7: North Korean children are 4 inches shorter and 20 pounds lighter than their South Korean brethren, on average.
TurnT7: Mao volunteered his son and his brother to the Korean War, and lost both of them.
Vanda52: they would make good jockeys
Ironfeliks1: no north korean has ever been closer than 50 yards to a horse without trying to eat it

Top That Simile:

Bludahlias: binx you remind me of steve erkel
Ironfeliks1: binx is like the bon jovi impersonator with
just a touch of down syndrome

BookShelf as Refuge:

TurnT7: I am a refugee of the Author's Lounge.
TurnT7: I left it because of its particularly bloodthirsty chatters.
Gypsyjo47: Turn are you a male or female?
TurnT7: < --- Barefoot Chick.

Some weird Kind of Clone:

TurnT7: I prefer Helena Rodham Carter.

I'm allowed:

TurnT7: I am looking for a North Korean defector as a potential sex slave.
BinxB91: Whoa TurnT7: Binx. I am without child. I am young, too. And as such,
expected to make such random, inflammatory comments, no?

Likes to keep his hands dry:

Ironfeliks1: I dont mind a big fat ass as long as its not cottage cheesy



She should have lied:

BinxB91: How is your weight loss going??
KimberlysCabinCR: my personal life is no longer anyones business online
Ironfeliks1: ok fatty

Binx, you are such a goober:

Ragamuffingirl35: binx you are such a goober, you left the line i threatend to beat the crap out of you for out of you post Ragamuffingirl35: so i guess you are afraid of me BinxB91: It's not left out, sweetheart Ragamuffingirl35: yes it is
Mg500mv: Time for me to go
BinxB91: < ---- checking BinxB91: Ragamuffingirl35: binx, if you put that in your column, i'll knock the tar outta you BinxB91: SEEEEEEE
BinxB91: It wasn't forgotten
BinxB91: Katy Tried hard
Ragamuffingirl35: i'm sleepy
BinxB91: Muffin Girl, take it easy on yourself
BinxB91: 'cause
Ragamuffingirl35: well, i'm not going to remind you of what i didn't want in there BinxB91: What could be worse than having sugar in your crotch?
Jam7604801: see mel it would have been more humorous to say binx you put that in your column i will knock the silicone out of you
Ragamuffingirl35: mcdreamy says i have a very sweet crotch
KevinsAlias: A hornet's nest?
BinxB91: McDreamy is quite the poet

Annoyed? Contact Bludahlia:

Bludahlias: binx i have received two emails in the past week -
both stating how annoying you are. i told each of them they give you too much credit.