Rono Gets a Joke --- still waiting?

Niontron3: gracie, I didn't give out any quote about humility...
so there should be no follow up
Niontron3: I don't quite get your joke
Gracie418: rono, that's ok ... it wasn't a very good one anyway
BinxB91: Niontron and Humility are like water and oil
Niontron3: Binx, water and oil don't mix

Rachel Ray advice?

Gracie418: I read something today about horny that i
thought was funny ... " men are either horny or hungry;
if he doesn't have an erection, make him a sandwich"

Cat's out of the bag:

Avoidingstasis: send it to me too, cat
Avoidingstasis: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avoidingstasis: you are SO talented!!!!!!!!!!
Avoidingstasis: that poem is terrifically powerful
Catpower777: Avoid, I didn't write the poem!
Catpower777: It is by one of my favorite poets, Sharon Olds

Cat as tour planner:

SCHELL37: I'm thinking about going on the run, ala Thelma and Louise
...without the killing of anyone
Catpower777: Schell, but the sex with Brad Pitt, right?

BLT not getting enough attention:

Avoidingstasis: cat and Gracie -- am going to send some poems your
way tomorrow
Avoidingstasis: if that's okay
Gracie418: great avoid ...i
Catpower777: yes, Avoid, thanks
Ironfeliks1: nobody wants your stupid poems

"uh oh, he said cul de sac":

Ironfeliks1: gracie, I bought a new house
Gracie418: congratulations, jim ... good for you!
Ironfeliks1: on a cul de sac
Gracie418: uh oh ... he said cul de sac, cat ... lol
Ironfeliks1: what does that mean literally?
Ironfeliks1: cul de sac
Gracie418: jim ... i was just laughing at cul de sac because
of a recent email from cat, that's all
Ironfeliks1: it sounds like a sac on an insect
Gracie418: lol ... it does

I'm awful drunk but ...:

BinxB91: Can a woman look appealing shopping at Sam's?
Nowhereinva: dunno
Ironfeliks1: binx, that was the dumbest question ever
I2DaysInNovember: women always look appealing
Catpower777: Gracie, Whole Foods has much better looking people
Gracie418: lol cat , and a lot healthier
Ironfeliks1: do women need to look appealing always?
I2DaysInNovember: some women hang out in the frozen foods
section high beam and all
Gracie418: i've known women to hang out at the home depot
for that reason, lol
Nowhereinva: i would like a green funeral, but i would probably
go with a biodegradable coffin
Catpower77: 12, you offer to shop that section?
Catpower777: doing Marie a big favor?
Gracie418: and the men hang out in the fruit section
Ironfeliks1: I am awfully drunk, but to me, a woman only needs to look
appealing when she is in love and when she is with her man
I2DaysInNovember: Cat right : )
Gracie418: um, jim ... she won't have a man if she doesn't look
appealing to begin with, no?
I2DaysInNovember: women look appealing whether or not someone is looking
at them or not
Ironfeliks1: gracie, do you think a man should judge a woman on her looks?
I2DaysInNovember: or not too even
Gracie418: i knew there was a reason i liked you, 12

Rono on meds:

Niontron3: sup, gang


Vanda52: i pretty sure it was the pred and heavy alcohol that made me nuts
Ironfeliks1: you drank vanda?
Ironfeliks1: vanda?
Vanda52: of course blt , i drank even more on the prednisome
because i couldnt sleep , i was knocing off 20 beers a

If you are a publisher, call Madi:

GaryWarrenMoore: Writing tragedy or anythine "well" is NOT easy
A True Brujah: Gary, I agree
MadiHolmes: "Mother? ....Mother?"
GaryWarrenMoore: If so, there would not be over 1000 rejection letters
for every book that actually is publishes
GaryWarrenMoore: sending directly to a publisher is a long shot at best
and a waste of time usually
MadiHolmes: ah
MadiHolmes: so exactly how does one get oneself published?
GaryWarrenMoore: It is very hard without a Lit Agent
MadiHolmes: I mean, besides the blow job

My fist and my finger, all I need:haiku I pretty much sucked at it but it was funLadyMtnMedic:

Vanda52: hows the voice roc?
Vanda52: you sick or just laryngitis?
LadyMtnMedic: just laryngitis of some sort
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: thats better then sick
LadyMtnMedic: can't speak, but still have to work...
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: im not sure i ever had laryngitis
Vanda52: i dont remember having it
Gracie418: mr gracie prays that i get laryngitis
LadyMtnMedic: one of the docs had it for about a week or so, so there is hope
A True Brujah: I remember having strep throat, and I still sounded better
than what the radio is playing
I2DaysInNovember: Rocky you should learn just enough sign language to
be able to use a few choice words
LadyMtnMedic: I know the essentials, my fist and my finger thats all I need


I need all the allies I can get:

Jptos000: who is she,vanda?
Vanda52: who?
Jptos000: the girl in the article
Vanda52: she?
Vanda52: its a guy
Vanda52: its a boy
Vanda52: on my blog?
Jptos000: michelle's a boy?
Vanda52: hmmmmmm
Vanda52: who is michelle?
I2DaysInNovember: okay
Vanda52: i thought you meant the picture on my blog
A True Brujah: Vanda, I am with you you
Vanda52: good true
Jptos000: i punched in the address you put in shelf
Vanda52: i need all the allies i can get
Vanda52: oh
Vanda52: http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,,20007855_1,00.html
Vanda52: taht?
Vanda52: that
A True Brujah: Oh my god!!!!
Jptos000: yes

Jackson Browne probably didn't stop at 8:

Catpower777: Binx, talking to friendly woman in bed -- sounds like I missed good dirt
BinxB91: I have seven women on my mind
Gracie418: listen to me ... i sound like oprah doing an interview
BinxB91: Actually only 3 ... but 7 goes with that song
Gracie418: riding down the road trying to loosen your load?
BinxB91: there you go, Gracie
Catpower777: one that wants to own me
BinxB91: no dirt, Cat. Women call while I'm asleep
Gracie418: two that want to stone me
Catpower777: women call while your asleep?
BinxB91: one says she's a friend of mine
Gracie418: he's dreaming, cat
BinxB91: I sleep odd hours
Gracie418: allan will be back shortly he says
BinxB91: I'd opt for the woman who says "she's a friend of mine"
Gracie418: lol binx ... i was waiting for that line
BinxB91: we could watch football together or something
Gracie418: mr gracie is pleased that i simply don't bother
him while he watches ... i just provide food and drink ... lol
Catpower777: I like "There's a girl my lord in a flatbed Ford slowing
down to have a look at me"
Gracie418: i love that song
BinxB91: Cat, that is the Woman number 8???
Gracie418: that's possible number 8
Catpower777: Binx, I am guessing Jackson Browne and Glenn Frye
didn't stop at 8 women
BinxB91: Any minute Allen will be back to scold me for "sucking up to women"
Gracie418: he's just jealous
Catpower777: is he out with the dog?
Gracie418: said he "had to do something" ... that could mean anything

Drug Talk (excerpts):

Gracie418: i was suspecting that i was allergic to the benadryl ...
took another dose this morning
Gracie418: to be sure ... i was right
Catpower777: oh, no
Catpower777: what did she do for you?

Gracie418: gave me a shot right away, gave a 7-day dispenser pack of some prednisone stuff and
Gracie418: gave me a lecture about using benadryl for insomnia and wrote a prescription for a sleep med Vanda52: oh man wait till you get to the 7th day ond prednisone
Gracie418: what happens on the 7th day, allan?
Vanda52: prednisone makes people crazy
Gracie418: too late
Vanda52: actually you will be going nuts by the second day
Gracie418: what if you start out nuts, allan ... does is make you sane?
Gracie418: i was using it to help with insomnia
Beysshoes: i take it nightly for sleep as well
Vanda52: i couldnt sleep for a week , i was calling up people
at 3 am and yelling at then, i was starting fights with shop
keepers , its crazy stuff but it cured my problem, doctors
call it a miracle with unfortunate side effects


Predisone Side Effect --- Memory Loss:

Gracie418: i took prednisone once before for an upper respiratory
thingie ... can't remember how it effected me


The leaking memory problem:

Gracie418: also to keep me away from the benadryl and nyquil ... lol
Gracie418: cat ... the stuff is called, um, trazadone
... it's actually an antidepressant but works as sleep med also
Gracie418: and doesn't have the leaking memory problem that
ambien gives to women who are menopausal or post menopausal
... according tot he doc

I never yell at anyone:

Vanda52: maybe it wont affect , you ,, it was so bad I called
my doctor monday mrning and yelled at the receptionist , " what
the FUCK are you people trying to do to me
Vanda52: and i never yell at anyone
Gracie418: lol allan ... what was their response?