They Always Come Back for More

RONO coming back for more:

Niontron3: I always feel like you people talk
about inane matters...never anything deep


Allen Observing:

Vanda52: i went out to montauk point today
Vanda52: it was beautiful
Beysshoes: where is this montauk allan?
Vanda52: the end of long island bey, out in the hamptons
Vanda52: four flights lives out there
Beysshoes: what did you do there? smell the ocean and
feel the breeze allan?
Vanda52: i was surprized that there was still traffic
Vanda52: basically bay, i drive and observe things
Phronsie: It's amazing there could still be beauty out there
Vanda52: kills time
BinxB91: all I ever hear about Long Island is about traffic
Phronsie: because man has the tendency to damn the land
as he settles it
Beysshoes: what did you witness in your observation allan?
besides traffic.


Oh nooooo:

Vanda52: little richard is DEAD
Beysshoes: oh nooooo
Catpower777: No, he's not !
Vanda52: i dont know
Tallthinjones: vanda, he's on a tv commercial
Beysshoes: allan for shame!
Vanda52: i made that up
Catpower777: He's on a car insurance ad
Vanda52: oh
Vanda52: sorry
Phronsie: I saw little Richarad in a picture the last day or two
Phronsie: looked pretty chirky
Tallthinjones: something about mashed potatoes and gravy
Beysshoes: my mom loves him.
Phronsie: I don't think I have any feeling about Little Richard


We put the "D" in dialogue:

LadyMtnMedic: 3 bdrm, and a little fenced yard for the dog
Phronsie: for about 8 years after my divorce I walked to work
LeslieHapablap: i hope the story includes a cat named snowflake.
Tallthinjones: she's like that gorilla in holland


The unstoppable PatientOnion:

NicheBurger: i made it abundantly clear
BinxB91: "abundantly clear" is a stupid pharse
NicheBurger: so?
NicheBurger: never stopped me before


Flirting for Dog Lovers:

Bludahlias: vanda my love
Vanda52: hey blu , hows oskar?
Vanda52: oskar weiner
Bludahlias: will you be my joey buttafouco?
Bludahlias: oskar is fine
Vanda52: oh blu, go check out sea cliff
Bludahlias: i sing him that song
Vanda52: its a nice town
Bludahlias: my doggie has a first name
Bludahlias: its o s c a r
Bludahlias: he is really a cute dog, i get stopped
whereever i go
Vanda52: poop wise
Ragamuffingirl35: i hate poorly trained dogs
Bludahlias: fully weewee pad trained
Ragamuffingirl35: <<<Bludahlias: knows how to sit
Vanda52: i bet old ladies ohh and ahhh
Bludahlias: and fetch
Vanda52: oh hes so cute
Bludahlias: the koreans in the nail salon were about
to microwave him
Vanda52: oh yes, koreans like to eat dog


Brutal Truths:

Vanda52: i wish i was gay, my life would be simpler
Bludahlias: how much simpler can it get
Vanda52: hmmm
NicheBurger: not much
Bludahlias: you have no women bothering you


Biblical Entrance:

Imo Tucker: Here comes Imo Tucker, That mean motherfucker!
Phronsie: Whee
NicheBurger: thank you for the biblical quote imo


Dodgeball:

NicheBurger: i'm onion
MadiHolmes: ah
MadiHolmes: gotcha
Imo Tucker: Crazy as a loon
Phronsie: One wonders why to use a use a new screenname if
you're going to tell people who you are
Phronsie: are you hiding out as I usually am when I use on of
my other names
MadiHolmes: eh, I have a friend who changes all the time
NicheBurger: loons are not crazy, HUMANS are, especially
the ones stupid and simple enough to participate in a
u.s. war which is fought for the benefit of the rich
and intelligent
MadiHolmes: of course,that's just because she's always
getting tos'ed
NicheBurger: so, imo, if you were EVER in a war,
then you are and were an idiot stooge.
NicheBurger: god bless america
NicheBurger: dodge ball
Ta21l: hey, schizophernia is fun...you're never alone
NicheBurger: you should be ashamed of yourself
Phronsie: I used to do it because I got bored
with being Phronsie and female on line
Phronsie: Nowadays, I just do it to dodge a couple of people



I was always me ... but the Shelf moved on:

Vanda52: how long you been on the shelf binx?
BinxB91: 2001 ... but I'm not sure it was the Shelf then.
There used to be two other "book" chat rooms
BinxB91: And BookShelf survived
LeslieHapablap: barely.
Vanda52: right
Vanda52: ive been on the shelf since 99
Vanda52: too damn long
BinxB91: while the other ones fell to the laws of Darwin
LeslieHapablap: this room used to be standing room only.
Vanda52: it did
Vanda52: never will be again
BinxB91: Yes, especially Sunday nights
Vanda52: its sorta defunct
LeslieHapablap: i find that odd.
BinxB91: well, things change
Vanda52: that site is getting bad too
Vanda52: female chit chat
LeslieHapablap: what goes on there?
Vanda52: gets annoying
BinxB91: there also used to be a daytime
BookShelf and a Nighttime
Vanda52: you want a link
LeslieHapablap: no.
Vanda52: right binx
Vanda52: ok
BinxB91: two sets of characters that slightly overlapped
Vanda52: fine
Vanda52: its all AI lately
LeslieHapablap: i was always me.
LeslieHapablap: this is me.
BinxB91: who else would you be?


A Girl in Gaters:
Vanda52: i have a fantasy about a certain
girl in a skirt and gaters and hose and the boss
is under her desk


The Zipless Fuck:

BinxB91: "my zipper is stuck"
BinxB91: "I think I'm going to vomit"
BinxB91: well, whispering wouldn't help that last one
Catpower777: that would be a Para movie
DAISYTRAIL: that explains a lot about your love life
Phronsie: Although that does remind me of Erica Jong
and the "zipless fuck."
TerreBlanche777: most love lives are inexplicable, Daisy
Ta21l: I don't even want to think of that kind of movie
done by Para
Catpower777: I wonder how that book would read today,
Phrons?
Catpower777: Ta, you have a point
Phronsie: Yes indeed, Daisy
DAISYTRAIL: so what exactly is this "zipless f*ck"?
BinxB91: Reaction to Para's movie: "WHAT THE HELL????"
Phronsie: Daisy, it's a concept.
Phronsie: As in fantasy, one proceeds from foreplay to
sexual actg without
DAISYTRAIL: without what?
Ta21l: no, reaction to Para's movie "I think
I'm going to vomit"
Phronsie: having to divest of clothing or unzippling
BinxB91: The zipless?? You keep some clothes on?
Or just a lack of emotional involvement?
DAISYTRAIL: gosh, that doesn't sound like much fun
Phronsie: Moving seamlessly from being fully clothed
to not being clothed
DAISYTRAIL: "seamlessly" ... LOL Phronsie
Phronsie: The clothes dissolve and disappear
Ta21l: velcro?
DAISYTRAIL: That's the epitome of laziness, clothes
with Velcro closings.
Ta21l: attachments I think Cat
Catpower777: that works, too, Ta


Send in the Clowns updated;
Ta21l: ehhhh...normal people are boring...
bring on the nuts I say


Doomed Mutant Werewolves?:

Ta21l: nothing...finally finished one of my submission
stories yesterday...now I just have to get my editor to
look it over
LadyMtnMedic: what genre TA?
Ta21l: Fantasy
Ta21l: and no, not the dirty kind...lol
LadyMtnMedic: like unicorns and ogres?
Ta21l: more like werewolves and vampires



A scooter, a body, and toilet paer:

Txsnowflake12: i'd like to write a book
Txsnowflake12: something funny
Txsnowflake12: i started about a week ago
Txsnowflake12: and so far i have about 20 pages
BinxB91: snowflake, what's funny to you??
Txsnowflake12: work
Txsnowflake12: micro management
Txsnowflake12: i just find humor in the way the corporate
world operates
Txsnowflake12: it involves a scooter, a body and toilet paper


"I just recognized him somehow":

ShhJm: when I orgasm, I pass out for like 5 seconds
TDNA983: wow ok
ShhJm: its me blt, dont talk about orgasms to me,
I will sever my gentials into a coffee can with a
rusty kitchen knife
ShhJm: daisy!
DAISYTRAIL: Hi Shh
ShhJm: <++++blt
DAISYTRAIL: hahaha, I thought it might be you!
ShhJm: Hi daisy
BinxB91: DAISY, what gave him away?
DAISYTRAIL: I'm not sure, I just recognized him somehow.


A stripper in his parents' driveway:

BillyBudd912: i fisted a stripper once, in a car,
in my parents' driveway
BillyBudd912: it was weird, never did it again
DAISYTRAIL: Nice, Billy. Thanks for sharing that.
Beysshoes: billybudd. please excercise some restraint.
BillyBudd912: beys, too late, already signed on
BillyBudd912: ask me some questions, please
PatientOnion3: which one is billy?


She came dressed as Danielle Steele:
Jandjcostello5: I thought this was the authors lounge


Unintelligent Book Chat:

ManyDreams1: I remember Sylvia Plath...she commit suicide?
ManyDreams1: right?
ManyDreams1: her father was a HATED man?
ManyDreams1: mean man...
ManyDreams1: and then her husband too
Beysshoes: yes dream
ManyDreams1: I remember something along those lines having to
do with that name
ManyDreams1: yea
VasquezGomez: She died. I think her work was excellent, but
I guess to her, it wasn't worth living. Still a good writer.
ManyDreams1: yea I remember Sylvia Plath
TDNA983: poet
ManyDreams1: poetess
ManyDreams1: what was she 1930's or 50's or something...
ManyDreams1: 40's?
VasquezGomez: Well, when she commited suicide when she was 30.
VasquezGomez: Great writer and poet
ManyDreams1: poetess
ManyDreams1: a female poet is a poetess!
VasquezGomez: Manydreams, I don't know if you realize that know
both male and female are just called "poets" because we don't
want to show that there is a difference.
PatientOnion3: a female penis is a Penisess


Kalenfer - the human puching bag:

ParaMyrrh: Darwin never went back to Christianity
actually he went further away from it
ParaMyrrh: Einstein too
Knishofdeath: Einstein was never real close to Christianity,
being a Jew and all


More unintelligent Book Chat:

BooksIut: Baldwin was homosexual, yes?
Fleurdelochi: it puts the lotion on its skin
BooksIut: I never understood Baldwin's homosexuality in
the context of his writing.
GutterDoll138: He liked bigger girls with shall we say
little girl demeanor
Beysshoes: which baldwin book...only one is gay.
but their all beautiful
Zoshka5: oh goodness, I thought you were talking about
Alec Baldwin
PatientOnion3: oh the little tiny negro baldwin, not
the hollywood pretty boys, this is book chat, i forgot


Ewww:

PatientOnion3: bey, you thought blt was a sandwich and
rocky mtn medic was a woman
Beysshoes: no onion, i will not sammich with blt for you.



"I dig you guys":

GutterDoll138: I dig you guys... I might come back
tommorrow night....
GutterDoll138: Early morning lol
Zoshka5: my sisters of mercy song might be over by then
GutterDoll138: zosh was my fave
GutterDoll138: but onion was funnier
Fleurdelochi: gutter, you show every sign of good taste
Beysshoes: dolly dont go. stay and sleep here.



Snake in Full Flight:

Fleurdelochi: depends on the tat, don'tcha think?
Beysshoes: hey some guy sent me a pic of his toolbox.
the entirety was tatted dolly
GutterDoll138: tool box
Zoshka5: tatted toolbox
GutterDoll138: ?
GutterDoll138: his junk?
Beysshoes: as a snake. in full flight.
GutterDoll138: LMAO ROFL!!
Fleurdelochi: i tatted a lovely doily
GutterDoll138: yer the worst!
GutterDoll138: *hug*
KimberlysCabinCR: gee a tatted doily toolbox cover would
take a long time to create
Fleurdelochi: took ages, tho
Zoshka5: he probably calls it the love python
GutterDoll138: LOLOLOLOLOL ZOSH
KimberlysCabinCR: theres my first click of the day
GutterDoll138: That makes me think of what I wouldnt give to.....
GutterDoll138: ohh mannn
Zoshka5: wouldn't give to get a penis tattoo?
Beysshoes: zosh, it was well staged and angled.
quite an ambitious undertaking.
Fleurdelochi: why am i getting these intrusive
visions of a snake charmer?
Zoshka5: still, I'm not getting ink on my dink
KimberlysCabinCR: gee this conversation is a bit lame
GutterDoll138: go away kim
Beysshoes: can you imagine the stamina that took? i
mean he had to keep it standing for the entire tatt process!
Fleurdelochi: zoshka, the first time i actually saw a
clit peircing, i nearly fainted
Beysshoes: quite impressive
GutterDoll138: yer dull...and we're DONE talking about doilies
Fleurdelochi: i kid you not, my knees went weak
Zoshka5: some snake charmer probably played flute music
so he'd stay risen


Kim is not Amused:

Beysshoes: impaling men makes sense, but gals fleur?
GutterDoll138: *pees*
KimberlysCabinCR: kind of trashy conversation
Zoshka5: exactly my reaction when I saw a peepee
piercing, fleur
Fleurdelochi: nothing below the waist makes sense to me, bey
KimberlysCabinCR: Beysshoes: now dolly, you need to put on depends iffin
you be stayin round us.
KimberlysCabinCR: perhaps a few tosses are needed here
Fleurdelochi: kim, for somebody that bitches as much as
you do, you sure are staying put
GutterDoll138: For real
Beysshoes: kim get out of here. go rant somewhere else


"Toss no longer means dick":

Fleurdelochi: i have the inner secret of idiot free chat
Zoshka5: she's busy tut-tutting and surrepticiously googling
photos for 'clit piercings' and 'snake penis tattoo'
GutterDoll138: *licks fleur*
Fleurdelochi: the tool of unflappable zen
Beysshoes: dolly! woohoo
KimberlysCabinCR: there think ive got ya all tossed,
have a holy easter
GutterDoll138: lololol
Zoshka5: my unflappable zen tool
GutterDoll138: dont get all excited bey. LMAO!!!
GutterDoll138: I only lick ...
Fleurdelochi: is she not aware that toss no longer means dick?