Empowered Women and others


Looking for Miss Goodbar:

BinxB91: I remember that book "Looking for Mr Goodbar"
BinxB91: the woman goes to bars alone and reads at the bar
Ta21l: I used to do that when I was working at a bar
BinxB91: Ta, that doesn't count
BinxB91: You're on the other side
Ta21l: sure it does...ever read a smut filled book to
a bunch of drunks...funny


Noted:

Niontron3: the same people who censor sex
also the people who promote sex, through porno magazines
and videos...at one side they are inciting the feelings ...at
another they are making people feeling guilty


Deep Thoughts:

Niontron3: When I have nothing...then I have everything

Right next to TLC:
Penrod59: humiliation is a key tool in the parent's kit


She's Out There:
Prospect26: Audio isn't the same as a book...I love to read,
But I have long drives every week. And I can only knit so many
scarves.



Donors?:
Godwit935: I think Ira Glass and Charlie Rose are men
of the same kidney, if you know what I mean.



Very white of you:
Godwit935: I told the funnier joke.
Godwit935: Objectively speaking.




She's not that easy:

Beysshoes: binx what kind of thang is that to say? omg
BinxB91: I got an "omg" from Beys! Made my night
Beysshoes: binx. there was MG attached to that O ya know




Is she schizophrenic?:
RadioFreeJason80: You guys remind me of a friend of mine.



And if you drop out of high school?:
Niontron3: if you don't go to college, you become ginius

Niontron3: but if you go to college, you become dumb





Loving your disorder:

Godwit935: It's not unusual for mentally ill people to
coddle and love their disorders, to fondle them, play with them,
move them around with their fingers like little balls of mercury.
Prospect, Nion, these guys do this.
Beysshoes: you must be correct about that g'wit...those
2 are the only ones who consistently talk with you.



The advantages of One-Woman shows:

Phronsie: I acted in a couple of one-woman shows
Phronsie: actually, I like them because you don't have
to worry about other people forgetting their lines
Phronsie: or doing screwy things


Pot-kettle thingie revisited:
ParaMyrrh: private laundry in a public chat room such poor taste



The proverbia guy:

Catpower777: Binx, had any luck at the bookstore, lately?
BinxB91: I spent 2 hours at Barnes & Noble Friday night. I was
so engrossed in my book that there could have been an orgy in front
of me and I wouldn't have looked up.
BinxB91: well, maybe once
MadiHolmes: when some proverbia guy's penis hits you in the shin?



It was supposed to be cool:

BooksIut: Madi. Why did you feel the need to turn an innocent
response into a mean-spirited statement?
GutterDoll77: *sigh* You can virtually taste his writing...
MadiHolmes: it wasn't mean spirited
MadiHolmes: it was supposed to be cool and ironic and silly


Women empowering:

GutterDoll77: The secret life of bees is about how women
come together in life and through tragedy-- and overcome.
MadiHolmes: great
MadiHolmes: another "chick" book
BooksIut: Madi. Are you one of those chicks who thinks women
are best confined to collecting, instead of writing, great works of
literature?
MadiHolmes: ah no
BooksIut: Good.
MadiHolmes: I'm one of those chicks who hate it when books get
published on women "coming together" by doing womanly things
MadiHolmes: like quilting
MadiHolmes: or having sex with lots of guys
MadiHolmes: you know, "woman empowering"



It doesn't end with Bridget:

Jam7604801: madi is thinking girl power
BooksIut: I meant what I typed.
BooksIut: The Impetuous Epicure is a cute website.
MadiHolmes: Jam- I'm sorry, but Bridget Jones is
not the end-all to female empowerment
MadiHolmes: nor is ya yaing the sisterhood




What are you wearing:

InfamousAudey: I'm naked. Sitting on my couch
with the laptop, smoking a bowl.


Look at the bright side, Mel:

InfamousAudey: my throat hurts.
InfamousAudey: but it's no biopsy
Ragamuffingirl35: i won't even get the results for a day or two :(
Jam7604801: well mel at least its faster than danielynns dna test


Audey sipping tea:
InfamousAudey: ok, what asshole left this weird beer at my house



Why not go back to code:
ParaMyrrh: in school to be mean we used to call flat
chested girls "Kansas" as code


Hoe:

Prospect26: I have a daughter...would I be offended if she was called a hoe?
PatientOnion3: but what imus said isn't "illegal".
MadiHolmes: prospect- what's the matter with being called a garden tool?



Mel finds a sweet man:

Ragamuffingirl35: my step-dad was really good today
when i was so horribly sick and mom was out
ParaMyrrh: Raga did he hold your back when you yacked?
Ragamuffingirl35: he brought me a bucket so i wouldn't
have to trip over the dogs to get to the bathroom and a
cool cloth for my face
ParaMyrrh: Raga that is sweet
Ragamuffingirl35: it is