The Further Adventures of Rono

Found:

Niontron3: I left my jacket at myworkplace one week
ago...I haven't been working for a week...and I went back
today...I found my jacket


Favor:


Niontron3: can you do me a big favor cat?
Catpower777: Rono, I will try
BinxB91: Rono is going to ask for help with a woman
Catpower777: no, he's going to ask me something mean
Niontron3: Cat, go to my site and click on RONOWRITES
Niontron3: and copy and past the link to me
Niontron3: in here
Catpower777: what site?
Niontron3: mysite
Niontron3: www.ronorealm.com
Catpower777: um, is there a reason you can't do this yourself, Rono?
Niontron3: click on RonoWrites
Niontron3: see aol has a BIG problem
Niontron3: everytime I go to a site, aol broswer stores the page that I visit
Niontron3: so next time when I update my page
Niontron3: I don't see the updated content
Catpower777: Think About Other People
Niontron3: thanx
Catpower777: yw


His library:

Niontron3: I have both Sex for Dummies and Dating for Dummies


Set for Life:

Niontron3: once you have herpes, you are set for life


My Dream:

Niontron3: One of my dreams is to go deep under water
and watch a GIANT squid
Lmysterious2u: Well, nion, that's very nice.


My biggest dream:

Niontron3: my, BIGGEST dream is to buy a private jungle,
as big as 2 square miles, with a lake, and live in it
Niontron3: the jungle will have all sorts of animals



Romantic talk:

Niontron3: some girls feel comfortable talking about breasts
Niontron3: some don't



Conspiracy Theory:

Niontron3: Consipiracies work this way: You would be
thinking you are doing the right things knowinlgy where as
in reality you would give into their plans




On Education:
Niontron3: I think they should stop sending kids to school...
and let them play until they are 10 years old


Seriously:
Niontron3: at least when I talk, I talk about serious matters


Separately, right?:

Bludahlias: am I the only one who imagines sex with
every male coworker


KaL's use of space:

ParaMyrrh: our Society is dysfunctional about sex wants to deny it
hide it make it scarey and shameful
ParaMyrrh: which is very Evngelical
ParaMyrrh: Evangelical

Penrod59: Para uses eighteen cliches and banal generalizations
per linear foot of type
Penrod59: "dysfunctional"
Penrod59: dysfunctional counts as twelve banalities alone



Another recommendation for KaL:

ParaMyrrh: Um in Europe 15 years and up girls go topless and it's nothing
Penrod59: Move to Europe, Para; they're obviously better than us
Penrod59: at least they know how to slaughter jews


AND another recommendation for KaL:

Phronsie: Para, have you ever considered self-detonation
Phronsie: an ultimate attention grabber


By cats???:

Niontron3: para, it i s a conspiracy against all people



she's 15:

ParaMyrrh: a 15 year old girl who comes to my work has a crush on me
she's so cute


What's on Onion's TV:


Godwit935: Patient, you are one sick sumbuck.
PatientOnion3: godwit, you sexy sweet talker you
Godwit935: Patient, careful, girly.
PatientOnion3: C-Bert, you are in this chatroom at
your own risk
Beysshoes: Cbert, just trying to survive in this cesspool here.
PatientOnion3: Book Sewer
BinxB91: I wonder what Beysshoes is missing on TV
PatientOnion3: American Idol
Cberthaume: not much
Beysshoes: i'm dvd'g "the office"
PatientOnion3: and that entrapment show when older women
pretend to be 13 and make men commit thought crimes
Godwit935: Pop-culture wastos.
Beysshoes: hush godwit you bummer
Cberthaume: the office rocks
Cberthaume: i love that show
Beysshoes: i know bert...its hysterical
BinxB91: wastos?
Cberthaume: csi not so much
PatientOnion3: the only show I watch is
Everybody Loves Godwit, the story of a dysfunctional
family with an old racist warmongering drunken father




Enola Lite:

Godwit935: I need better opponents in here.
We used to get a keener bunch.

Godwit935: It's no fun parrying with people who don't know
their guts are on the floor.



Ask Rosie:


Godwit935: Beys, do you think the British soldiers were in Iranian waters?
Beysshoes: i doubt it godwit.
Jam7604801: i don't know wit it could be possible
Jam7604801: not likely though
Beysshoes: but lets ask rosie o'donnell just in case why not?

Point/Counter-Point:

Godwit935: Did anyone see Ira Glass on Charlie Rose last night?
Beysshoes: YES godwit!!!
Beysshoes: of course you hate him godwit. i adored him.
Godwit935: Beys, did anything strike you odd about the interview?

Beysshoes: no godwit, but i'm sure you'll tell me.

Godwit935: Beys, it's an obvious question, it should have been asked.
Godwit935: I detest Ira Glass.
Beysshoes: from what i saw on charlie rose. yes, i thought he was sweet.
Beysshoes: any reason beyond his sexual preference godwit?
Godwit935: He comes off as sweet, obsequious even, but he is a liar.
Godwit935: Beys, the guy trafficks in lies.
Beysshoes: if so, the tales he reports are only full of love and hope.
Beysshoes: he's not hurting anyone.

Easter was a drag:

Beysshoes: my mom didn't believe in candy so we had

those li'l boxes of raisins instead in our baskets.

Handling Nagual:

BinxB91: Most people enter and say "hello" but NAGS

would enter and say "my God you people are such idiots"

and then stay for 2 hours
Ta21l: I miss that
Ta21l: the best way to get him to shut up was to flirt with him

Cute Carrots:

Prospect26: We got bunnies today. And lambs, 3 white and

1 black, And charming little carrots that I couldn't bear to

open (today).

Reunion:

Bludahlias: PENROD
Penrod59: hello blu
Bludahlias: the sexiest man alive
Penrod59: how's your vagina?

Bludahlias: excellent
Bludahlias: i just masturbated

Who's down for Onion:

Trails64: patient, youre the guy in every chat thats supposed to
be the "obnoxious one"..but youre not quite there! you come off
kinda lame to me!! the kind that will take offense to that and
wanna play computer games,which im down for;-)