Sorry, Sorry, Sorry ...

I've been away (kinda). I have received
several chat snippets from various Shelfers ...
snippets that made me smile ... and then
disappeared from my "Old Mail" file within
a few days. My father is an old Male ... but I
digress.
Here are the leftovers (pray for better to
come):

I hate saying hello:

Gardens and Tea: hello
Vanda52: you sick garden?
PatientOnion3: why do people say "hello" when they
enter a chat room?
PatientOnion3: they trying to be controversial?
Gardens and Tea: to be polite, onion
PatientOnion3: oh
BinxB91: Onion, because "sup room" is so gauche
PatientOnion3: do we have to say "hello" back?
Gardens and Tea: no, allan, why do you ask?
Vanda52: i dont know pat , i wish people would leave
me alone when I enter, i hate saying hello hello ,
hi , hewllo
PatientOnion3: gauche? now i have to go to dictionary.com
Mg500mv: Hello Gardens

A Cup Cake, A Glass of Water, and an Ambien:

PatientOnion3: Edie Edie Edie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EDruezillaB: Yes?
PatientOnion3: You have been away for too long my cupcake
EDruezillaB: I slept for a week.
BinxB91: Onion loves women
PatientOnion3: I know I heard about the accident,
I am so glad you have recovered.
BinxB91: It would be nice if one or two of them loved him back
EDruezillaB: hahaha
EDruezillaB: My accident with a glass of water and an ambien?
PatientOnion3: Binx, that would take all the fun out of it.
EDruezillaB: Yes, tragic.

As long as I didn't know the horse personally:

Gypsyjo47: Etat French meat buyers buy up horses for human
consumption in France...eaten any horsemeat there?
Etatsuni: No horsemeat
Etatsuni: But I have had many different varieties of sausages and roasts
Etatsuni: And of course, frogs legs
Gypsyjo47: Etat of course...but I like frog legs too...bullfrogs are
a southern delicacy
Etatsuni: Gyps, she says there might be a butcher nearby who sells horse...
JadedDremer: yep, Jo
JadedDremer: i was just about to say that
Etatsuni: I wouldn't be averse to trying some
JadedDremer: i would eat horse
JadedDremer: as long as i didn't know the horse personally
Etatsuni: Goat is also delicous
JadedDremer: we eat goat in the south, too
Gypsyjo47: I have heard that horse tastes much like elk...
the diet is similiar so I suppose that is true
JadedDremer: i've not had elk
Etatsuni: Cool. Buffalo is also great
Gypsyjo47: I have eaten many goats...prefer it to beef
Etatsuni: Ah, it's great to be human and eat every other living being on this planet
JadedDremer: i haven't had goat in a long time, but i liked it
JadedDremer: haha, etat
JadedDremer: not every one
Etatsuni: GF says: If we found another planet, we would probably try to eat them
JadedDremer: though i will eat almost anything
JadedDremer: i mean, if it's food
JadedDremer: except for testicles
JadedDremer: testicles
Etatsuni: Can't say I've had testicles, despite making my home at the
base of the Rocky Mountains
Gypsyjo47: I considered vegetarian diets, then looked at my teeth
and realized why God made them like they are, to tear meat, and
that settled the question
Etatsuni: Have had bladders
JadedDremer: bladders?
Etatsuni: Actually Gyps, we have teeth for both
JadedDremer: whose bladders?
JadedDremer: right, etat
Etatsuni: Foie gras my friend
JadedDremer: oh, yuck


And the French Fries sucked:

Gypsyjo47: My daughter is on my ass to visit Paris...I honestly have
no interest in France...Spain I think I would like
Phronsie: Maybe just going to see her would be a good thing, Gyps
Etatsuni: If you do go to Paris, avoid the Casino Cafeteria at all costs
Gypsyjo47: Eta what is that?
Etatsuni: And DO search out L'Oscar off the Champs-Elysees
Etatsuni: Gyps, the former is exactly that. A cafeteria
Etatsuni: Later phrons
Etatsuni: The lady who helped us was wearing gloves to prepare our food...
Etatsuni: and to push the trash down in the trash bag...
Etatsuni: and to block her cough...
Etatsuni: Very sanitary
Etatsuni: And my steak varied between charred and tasteless

First thing to do: make a list of things to do:

Phronsie: Well, I'm trying to start a new program of making
daily agendas for myself
Phronsie: So that I will start doing someting