Death, Dying, After-Death and NAGUAL-Free

TRACEE not being silly:

TRACEEBRAT: I had to sub for a french teacher once, I
don't know one word of french.
Aegraine: That would be so difficult, to be sent into
a classroom and not know the language.
Vanda52: the kids knew english tho brat?
TRACEEBRAT: It wasn't that bad, the kids were great
and well behaved
TRACEEBRAT: They had worksheets and knew what to do
Jptos000: that's how our regulars are with plans and such
BinxB91: TRACEE could have innovated. ... made French
Toast or something
TRACEEBRAT: Vanda, yes they knew english
TRACEEBRAT: Dont be silly Binx
JadedDremer: or taught them to french kiss...

Live and Uncensored ... and persistent:

SKlein69: The Revolution is here. Howard Stern live
and uncensored only on Sirius Satellite Radio.
Vanda52: oh jesus
TRACEEBRAT: Oh my darling Klein I've missed you so
Sheila222: the revolution, is that when my eyeballs spin?

What do they know?:

TRACEEBRAT: I got a call this weekend about a free
cemetary plot

Spot the pun:

Vanda52: my father was creamated and my mother went
in an airplane to scatter his ashes in the atlantic
TRBfrom NC: i scattered mama's ashes in the blue ridge,
pop's were scattered in the ocean (he was a sailor)
Aegraine: My Uncle Abe was scattered over his hometown
and all the relatives were insensed over it.

Saving Natural Resouces:

TRACEEBRAT: I read once that they need to use a huge
amount of energy to cremate people
TRBfrom NC: TRACE, why should they?
TRACEEBRAT: Why should they what?
TRBfrom NC: TRACEEBRAT: I read once that they need to
use a huge amount of energy to cremate people
TRACEEBRAT: Why should they use a huge amount of energy?
I guess because that's how much energy it takes
TRACEEBRAT: So if people are getting cremated to save
natural resources, they might not be
TRACEEBRAT: saving much
TRBfrom NC: TRACE, but bodies burn without a lot of trouble

Having Anna for a Mother:

Aegraine: Did they ever figure out what happened to Anna's son?
Vanda52: he's in a funeral parlor in the bahmas
BinxB91: Vanda, they're planning a reality show around it
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: annas mother now says the kid was murdered
JadedDremer: he probably died of embarrassment,
having anna for a mother

Julie going apeshit:

JadedDremer: i quit smoking pot
BinxB91: tobacco too??
JadedDremer: not yet, but soon.....i tried quitting both at
once, but was going apeshit

Not as weird as you quitting pot:

JadedDremer: isn't it weird that the 'i before e' rule
doesn't apply to the word weird?

Vanda and Hannibal Lectner would be friends:

Vanda52: i decided to leave my liver to science, its in
perfect shape after 40 years of heavy drinking, they
might learn something from it
BinxB91: or they might have it for lunch
JadedDremer: with a nice chianti?

TDNA lets it out of the bag:

DAISYTRAIL: Binx, you're just in time for a nice bowl
of stew. Don't ask what's in it.
TDNA983: i dont care about cats myself

What Freya loves doing:

Freya0306: just to clear it up, the four stomach's are the
omasum, abomasum, reticulum and rumen (thus ruminant)
I2DaysInNovember: Freya very good I never would have
even guessed that
Freya0306: 12, I thought you brought up this ridiculous topic,
the only reason I know it was that I dated a dairy farmer,
believe that?
I2DaysInNovember: Freya a moooooving story
Freya0306: ahh, but he was cute and married, I used
to love doing that

It's OK. It was all a dream. Your handsome husband is
not dead. Go greet him in the shower:

Anneg345678: I have not really understood the last 10 yars