I am not MeeMawAdelaide.
But try this:
1) reverse the first two letters of Mee
2) leave the first two letters of Maw
3) ignore the "ew'
4) disregard the adelaide (addled mind?)
Yowee, I feel I just solved The DaVinci Code.
Seriously though, I do pray for a second
coming of BookShelf in the way like emma anticipates
the new fall reality TV shows. For now here are
a few scraps and summer re-runs:

I'm KaL. Edit me:

ParaMyrrh: Bidet another thing on a lighter and happier note
God must be on Hezbollah's side if they defeated a vastly
superior, in technology and numbers, Israeli

Country Muisc Song in the making:

Prospect26: my daughter was just in a relationship with a man from
Lubbock. They lived together in Vail, Co. He wanted to move back
to Lubbock and make a home. This was the deal breaker for my daughter.
Soulrebel49: yea, lubbock isn't exciting
Soulrebel49: texas really isn't to me in general
Jam7604801: buddy holly was from there
Prospect26: So he has gone back to sit on a barstool in
Lubbock and she's going on to nursing school.

Yet more penis Chat:

BinxB91: Beauty isn't always a sure-fire recipe to success in romance
PatientOnion3: it's a sure-fire recipe to bonerhood
Vanda52: speaking of boners , i hope that indian guy isnt
making a bad choice removing that extra penisre-runs:

SCHELL we hardly knew ye:

SCHELL37: debating turning off the air conditioning
and opening windows
Vanda52: Muslim women are mysterious
SCHELL37: I have no mystery at all.
BinxB91: < ------- imagining SCHELL debating
SCHELL37: Although, I do wear scarves fairly often
SCHELL37: Binx....I play both sides. Pros and cons.
BinxB91: "Now for the opposing side --- keeping the air on --- SCHELL"
SCHELL37: It would be much more fun if I had a little podium.
SCHELL37: <~~shuffling note cards, trying to find most valid point
Vanda52: its cooling off schell, gonna be 65 here tonight
SCHELL37: Yeah, high 50's here, Allan.
Vanda52: nice
Vanda52: i love fall
SCHELL37: Exactly. I think the pro side just won the debate
SCHELL37: I like the first couple of weeks of fall, before it
actually gets cold.
BinxB91: no mystery about SCHELL? well, you've been brave enough
to publish pictures of yourself
Vanda52: right
SCHELL37: I'm practically an open book, Binx.
SCHELL37: I talk about myself, good or bad, all the time.
Vanda52: thats true
SCHELL37: Let me quiz you
BinxB91: Kath posted a picture of herself and she looked surprisingly
pretty after running down her appearance in here for years
SCHELL37: What's my husband's name?
BinxB91: You should publish that book, SCHELL
Vanda52: keith
SCHELL37: Right.
BinxB91: uhm .. KEITH!!
SCHELL37: Which book?
SCHELL37: What are my children's names?
BinxB91: Your memoir
SCHELL37: Maybe one day.
Vanda52: brandonm, jj and a daughter
SCHELL37: I saved all those postings.
BinxB91: Braden and JJ
BinxB91: I don't know your daughter's name
SCHELL37: Yes....Renee the daughter. And my oldest son, Joe.
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: yes
Vanda52: oh we never hear of joe
SCHELL37: They don't live here anymore, so there's not
too much to say about them.
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: go on
SCHELL37: Allan, because Joe is my most normal.
BinxB91: If Angela's Ashes, why not Schell's scars
Vanda52: ah
SCHELL37: Do I have a pet?
Vanda52: yes
SCHELL37: What do I do for a living?
Vanda52: teach
BinxB91: Teacher
SCHELL37: (Be very careful with this answer) How old am I?
Vanda52: 47
BinxB91: 43
SCHELL37: <~~crossing Allan off my friend list
Vanda52: hmmm
Vanda52: haha
SCHELL37: 44
BinxB91: guessing based on the rock n roll concerts you said you went to
Vanda52: ok
Vanda52: big deal
Vanda52: 3 lousy years
SCHELL37: What am I trying to do now, that I've tried to do plenty of times before
SCHELL37: (But, three lousy years too many, Allan)
Vanda52: stop smoking
BinxB91: get a tan
SCHELL37: Right.
BinxB91: AND stop smoking
SCHELL37: Binx, I don't even have to try to do that.
Vanda52: go on
SCHELL37: I'm down to 4 cigarettes a day, and it's going pretty well.
Vanda52: quiz
SCHELL37: What activity did I do in high school?
BinxB91: You're svelte, are you afraid of gaining weight if you quit
Vanda52: hmmmm
BinxB91: You weilded an ax
SCHELL37: Binx, I can afford a few...but, I am a little worried
BinxB91: in the color guard
SCHELL37: Right, Binx. Very good.
Vanda52: damn
BinxB91: Pen Argyl High School
SCHELL37: WOW!
Vanda52: you were in the band?
SCHELL37: Allan, colorguard. Hatchet twirler.
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: ok
BinxB91: I sent that entry to my daughter who loathed marching band
but is now an aspiring classical musician
PatientOnion3: are you urban's mother?
SCHELL37: What could I do for hours and hours back when I was in my teens?
SCHELL37: Me? No.
SCHELL37: I believe Urb's mother is deceased.
BinxB91: My older brother went Salisbury High School which sometimes
played against Pen Argyl
SCHELL37: You're right, Binx.
PatientOnion3: bingo? chess? shuffleboard?
BinxB91: do for hours?? uhm ... not masturbate?
PatientOnion3: darts?
SCHELL37: Close, Binx.
BinxB91: oh gee!!
SCHELL37: Makeout, of course.