6 months from now, a BookShelf trivia question
might go: "name the gossip columnist before
KatyTried." But it's now and MeemawAdelaide
has just moved on offering me her spot. She'd been joking
about drinking, a lesbian love affair, and grandbabies.
How any of that should distract her from being the BookShelf
Yentel I don't know. She was suppose to stick with the script
and die, not go crazy. Well, never mind. It's mine now.
With the wasteland that the BookShelf has become,
I'm not risking much. If I suck, it's only because the
rest of you (or what's left of you) suck too.
The only qualifications I bring to this job is that I've
read the other columnists (Hedda, etc ...) and was once
a grafitti artist (until the spray paint made me sick).
Send me something from the chat room. Something.
Anything. Anything smart. Anything stupid. Anything
funny. Anything full of conflict. Just try to avoid boring.
Anyway, here's a few tidbits left from Meemaw's outbox:
Anntz Life in reverse:
AnntWb: he was driving a Lincoln
Vanda52: damn
AnntWb: he gets out RUNS into my apt and starts pulling on his pants
AnntWb: i said WTF??
Life is short,Oh Crap:
Vanda52: seriously,. lifes short , im going to see that ocean tomorrow , i should of gone todasybut i crapped around here and wasted the day
Life's rewards:
Moonmet: mr moon will be 65
AnntWb: how is mr moon?
Moonmet: he is doing great, going to be commodore of the yacht club for 2007
Moonmet: he gets a special hat
Mel had it right:
BinxB91: Sandy Koufax was a jewish baseball pitcher who grew up in Brooklyn
in the 1950s
BinxB91: I wrote a review of his biography on the website
BinxB91: Vanda asked about the Larry King-Sandy Koufax relationship in the comments
AA Birthday Pony: He was the greatest left hander of all time
BinxB91: maybe Warren Spahn was greater over the long run. But Sandy Koufax in his prime (1961-1966) was best.
Itruthingi: went to a dodger and giants game sandy was pitching hit Jaun Marachal on the ear and a big fight ensued crowd was engaged as well
BinxB91: Juan Marachal hit the catcher with his bat ...
Itruthingi: didnt see that
Itruthingi: i was sitting behind home plate up a little
PatientOnion3: see, sandy started war just like mel said
Aloha Bobby and Rose:
JaneH56: what happen to jaded and hada?
Yes, but can he pronounce nuclear:
Godwit935: He's amoral, sexist and racist. He's a normal American man
If her date only knew what she meant:
Bethliebner: im getting Wilde tommorrow
Southerner Tranlation:
Catpower777: What are y'all reading?
Bethliebner: the Poe Shadow
Sobei7791: hello i am still here
Catpower777: Sobe, you're a part of "y'all"
Sobei7791: oh
The best author next to the bible writers:
Machiavelli797: wow, people talking about books
Machiavelli797: never thought i'd live to see it
IMEmusic3: is call "Book Shelf"
Machiavelli797: you guys know whos probably best author next to
the bible writers is?
IMEmusic3: who Machia?
IMEmusic3: St Jerome
Machiavelli797: Jon Krakauer
Machiavelli797: he is pretty good
Machiavelli797: hes the best next to the bible writers
Fairywing3: lol, I'm not sure you could really say the bible is well written..
Fairywing3: but I reeeally don't want to get into THAT conversation
Machiavelli797: haha, whatever
RinglingCircus89: the Bible is the greatest fantasy ever told
Machiavelli797: well,guess you guys are atheists ahh?
might go: "name the gossip columnist before
KatyTried." But it's now and MeemawAdelaide
has just moved on offering me her spot. She'd been joking
about drinking, a lesbian love affair, and grandbabies.
How any of that should distract her from being the BookShelf
Yentel I don't know. She was suppose to stick with the script
and die, not go crazy. Well, never mind. It's mine now.
With the wasteland that the BookShelf has become,
I'm not risking much. If I suck, it's only because the
rest of you (or what's left of you) suck too.
The only qualifications I bring to this job is that I've
read the other columnists (Hedda, etc ...) and was once
a grafitti artist (until the spray paint made me sick).
Send me something from the chat room. Something.
Anything. Anything smart. Anything stupid. Anything
funny. Anything full of conflict. Just try to avoid boring.
Anyway, here's a few tidbits left from Meemaw's outbox:
Anntz Life in reverse:
AnntWb: he was driving a Lincoln
Vanda52: damn
AnntWb: he gets out RUNS into my apt and starts pulling on his pants
AnntWb: i said WTF??
Life is short,Oh Crap:
Vanda52: seriously,. lifes short , im going to see that ocean tomorrow , i should of gone todasybut i crapped around here and wasted the day
Life's rewards:
Moonmet: mr moon will be 65
AnntWb: how is mr moon?
Moonmet: he is doing great, going to be commodore of the yacht club for 2007
Moonmet: he gets a special hat
Mel had it right:
BinxB91: Sandy Koufax was a jewish baseball pitcher who grew up in Brooklyn
in the 1950s
BinxB91: I wrote a review of his biography on the website
BinxB91: Vanda asked about the Larry King-Sandy Koufax relationship in the comments
AA Birthday Pony: He was the greatest left hander of all time
BinxB91: maybe Warren Spahn was greater over the long run. But Sandy Koufax in his prime (1961-1966) was best.
Itruthingi: went to a dodger and giants game sandy was pitching hit Jaun Marachal on the ear and a big fight ensued crowd was engaged as well
BinxB91: Juan Marachal hit the catcher with his bat ...
Itruthingi: didnt see that
Itruthingi: i was sitting behind home plate up a little
PatientOnion3: see, sandy started war just like mel said
Aloha Bobby and Rose:
JaneH56: what happen to jaded and hada?
Yes, but can he pronounce nuclear:
Godwit935: He's amoral, sexist and racist. He's a normal American man
If her date only knew what she meant:
Bethliebner: im getting Wilde tommorrow
Southerner Tranlation:
Catpower777: What are y'all reading?
Bethliebner: the Poe Shadow
Sobei7791: hello i am still here
Catpower777: Sobe, you're a part of "y'all"
Sobei7791: oh
The best author next to the bible writers:
Machiavelli797: wow, people talking about books
Machiavelli797: never thought i'd live to see it
IMEmusic3: is call "Book Shelf"
Machiavelli797: you guys know whos probably best author next to
the bible writers is?
IMEmusic3: who Machia?
IMEmusic3: St Jerome
Machiavelli797: Jon Krakauer
Machiavelli797: he is pretty good
Machiavelli797: hes the best next to the bible writers
Fairywing3: lol, I'm not sure you could really say the bible is well written..
Fairywing3: but I reeeally don't want to get into THAT conversation
Machiavelli797: haha, whatever
RinglingCircus89: the Bible is the greatest fantasy ever told
Machiavelli797: well,guess you guys are atheists ahh?
posted by KatyTried | 10:47 AM
8 Comments:
"other columnists (Hedda"
It was BEDDA, you dumbass
Thank you Katy . It's nice to see someone offered to take over that meemaws job . I never minded all the corny stuff she spewed but my God that woman was even lazier then Verbqueen . As a matter of fact I think it WAS Verbqueen . Thanks for the small column Katy. I'll make sure I send you some junk from the chat room . Best of luck on your future endeavors , Allan
lol blu
I don't want meemaw back unless its in a coffin
Long live Meemaw!!
It's been a week since your first post It looks like you're the most erratic columnist in in this spot yet you wont be lasting long is my bet
I was just about to say, you've already had this column one week, and you're already a lazy slack!
Katy Tried . . . and failed
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