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BrChr219: ANYONE IN HERE READ (THE GAME CHOSE ME)
IF NOT GO GET IT THE SHIT IS GOOD
BrChr219: DO YOU READ HOOD BOOKS LIKE(THE COLDEST
WINTER EVER)
BrChr219: WHAT ARE YA'LL TALKING ABOUT

300 nunneries

Asia7384: I've already sent pics of my johnson
to 300 nunneries
LynBelle: asia, that will reaffirm them about why
they became nuns
LynBelle: hold on, my dog needs out
Asia7384: is that what Lyn calls it?

A 10-year pregnancy:

BinxB91:what music is on in your home?
TDNA983: bad company
TDNA983: yeah im listening to holy water
BinxB91: 1970s?
TDNA983: no 80's
BinxB91: sorry, I'm lost
BinxB91: I spent the 1980s in exile mostly
TDNA983: i spent most of the 80s not being born

Benefits of drug use:

Asia7384: I have a easy time believing life as
we know it is an illusion
TDNA983: sorry i was laughing for like ten minutes
what did i miss? Ok nothing good

Gypsy going in and out:

Gypsyjo47: I am watching bullriding on tv...so
I will be in and out as the riding progresses

Getting the Greeting out of the way:

NAGUAL4A: what vapid senseless tripe

What do you thing of NAG?:

Gypsyjo47: Nag is an utter redundant fool

Vanda52: nag is odd

Phronsie: Nag is fixated and obsessed

Swede da lo: i've developed a healthy dislike for nag.

Blake94546: you elitist bastard nag

You five above and five of your friends:

NAGUAL4A: I can stand my ground against any
ten protestants

Acting like yourself and get away with it:

Ta21l: I used to date a guy who, no matter where we
went, used to get hit on by gay men...even with me
standing next to him
Fezziwhig: That happens to me sometimes
Fezziwhig: Somehow, they still expect me to buy the
drink
Ta21l: lol...one guy asked him if I was his boyfriend...
that creeped me out
Swede da lo: whoa
Swede da lo: i guess we learned about your physical
appearance then ta.
Ta21l: I may not be the most femine woman on the planet,
but I certainly don't look like a guy
Fezziwhig: In college, my GF dressed me up as a chick
for this whacky contest
BinxB91: Ta, wear hoop ear rings
Swede da lo: wear a skirt
Ta21l: I hate earings...I find it's better to flash a
lot of cleavage
Fezziwhig: I have a lot of experience in kilts so a skirt
was no problem for me
Ta21l: a contest...is that what she told you Fezzi?
did you win?
Swede da lo: everyone likes cleavage, unless the cleavage
never stops...in that case it's best to just cover up.
Fezziwhig: No, I didn't win but I was better looking than
I thought I could be
Ta21l: you'd be surprised at the number of guys that like
a not-so-feminine woman Fezzi...
Ta21l: you probably could act like yourself and get away
with it
Fezziwhig: Thanks, bitch
Ta21l: welcome sweetheart

Let me know when we get to Hitler:

NAGUAL4A: I just read about jimmy hoffa in this
unsolved crime book
NAGUAL4A: I always liked jimmy....but I had no
idea how tough he was
Swede da lo: must've been the spinach
Fezziwhig: Jimmy spoke well of you too, Nag
NAGUAL4A: It's a shame most of you idiots have been
brainwashed to be anti-union
Ta21l: I'm not Nag...goes to show how much you know
NAGUAL4A: and england is laboring under the crumbling
delusion of anglicanism
Ta21l: again with this...
Ta21l: let me know when we get to Hitler
NAGUAL4A: swede did you know that up until the absolute
end Hitler always planned on moving ot England?
Swede da lo: we got to hitler ta
Ta21l: thank you

They were here looking for PageGeek:

Fezziwhig: VIVA CHAVEZ!
KatyTried: see!!! Fezzi is looking for trouble
Thumperbunny2u: good thing hells angels left huh Katy

OUT OF CONTROL!!

Asia7384: i'M WATCHING ALL 3 EPISODES OF THE MATRIX
Asia7384: and typing in caps

Adultry as Comedy:

LynBelle: one of the funniest things I remember is
about my girlfriend who was having an affair with a
doctor, she is dead now, once she asked him
LynBelle: "is it in" they both went into convulsions
laughing and fell onto the floor laughing
Catpower777: Lyn, at least he had a sense of humor
about it?
BinxB91: Is that what killed her, Lynn??
I2DaysInNovember: is the dcotor in?
LynBelle: cat, we had a million laughs about their affair
Catpower777: what kind of doctor?
Asia7384: this is boring
Asia7384: 2nd hand sex chat
LynBelle: cat, he was ear, nose, throat

Come for the Discussion, Stay for the laughs:

Niontron3: I am tired of people
Niontron3: I don't like talking to people
JaneH56: rono, say it isn't so.
Catpower777: Rono, not again?
Niontron3: I hate people...
Niontron3: not again what
Niontron3: I hate talking to people
Catpower777: not again needing to hate people
TDNA983: i always hate people
JaneH56: I am reading a most interesting book
about sociopaths.
Niontron3: human doesn't change his mindset...how
could people believe same lies all their lives
Asia7384: Jane, family album?
Catpower777: Jane, did Nags recommend it?
Solsfam: Jane, I am hoping to avoid sociopathic
killers in the years ahead
Catpower777: he was reading about serial killers last week

They might have gotten here by accident:

Niontron3: k, we automatically assume that if it's
an alien, he/she must be smarter than us...how do you
know we are not smarter
JaneH56: well rono, we aren't visiting them.
LynBelle: how often do them come?
Phronsie: Rono, it's probably the matter of space travel
Vanda52: rono, if you get here from 100s of light years
Phronsie: We figure if they can get here, they're bound
to be smarter
Niontron3: they might have gotten here by accident..

"Whaaaah, my casino is losing money":

Gypsyjo47: I detest whining Indians.

Goering's good sense:

NAGUAL4A: rush uses goebbels old propaganda techniques
NAGUAL4A: what's funny is that in his real life Goebbels
was every bit as pathetic a character as Rush
Vanda52: most nazis were pretty pathetic
NAGUAL4A: on the ground...at that time....the rise of the
nazis looked just the same as the rise of the republicans
does today
Vanda52: goering was pretty funny tho
NAGUAL4A: at least goering had the good sense to do a
spectacular elvis type flame out
Vanda52: he did
NAGUAL4A: He started wearing a velvet robe everywhere
NAGUAL4A: and insisting people kiss his ring
Vanda52: oh he had a sense of humor
NAGUAL4A: I cant imagine meeting him at the end
Vanda52: he had lots of diamonds
NAGUAL4A: he was totally blitzed on drugs...
in a velvet robe...
NAGUAL4A: and wine
NAGUAL4A: he stole all the best wine
NAGUAL4A: and art


Hitler's use of chat rooms:

NAGUAL4A: anyway the catholic room is a dump for
republican propaganda ... its a ploy that hitler used

HadaCho Lives On:

JadedDremer: his screen name was HeilMe

Me and Newt are like that:

NAGUAL4A: Anyway Newt Ginrich was always obsessed
with the nazis

Least surprising purchase of the week:

NAGUAL4A: incidentally I bought a dvd series on hitler
from the library

A 1999 SNERT returns to haunt:

IIVIRAN 0814: can someone help me please
IIVIRAN 0814: where can I find Financial and Managerial
Accounting by Williams Haka Bettner Teacher's Edition

Back in the 80's:

Jam7604801: mom used to take us on country drives on
halloween at night and pretent the car would break down
and make us walk back to town and she would dress up and
sneak up on us and scare the crap out of us
Wneat: Jam..that was great
BinxB91: dress up?? the devil wears Prada
Hstbbc47: I think I like your mother Jam
Jam7604801: well after we ran a few miles we forgot
about eating candy
BinxB91: no
BinxB91: Jam, no way. You're making that up
Hstbbc47: how far from home were you?
TK DANES: attack of the killer tomatoes
Jam7604801: nope binx
Jam7604801: about 5 miles out of town
BinxB91: Jam, sounds like an accident waiting to happen
Ahuxley63: Wow. Long way.
Jam7604801: this was back in the 80's binx
Hstbbc47: just sprayed my wine all over the screen Jam

You'd think a man who can use hand-cuffs would
be more agressive:

TK DANES: no i mean i can't write love stories because
they are too far from the real world
Jam7604801: well the way i see love stories or scenes who
cares what they are like as long as it makes the book or
story whole
TK DANES: i'm a realist in that way i get pissed when i
watch or read about the knight in shining armor then
look at my husband
Jam7604801: so you see your husband as a peasant
TK DANES: he's great but forget opening doors or slaying
dragons he's scared of snakes
Jam7604801: and not a knight
Swede da lo: tk, i think the feminist movement screwed most
women out of chivalry.
Jam7604801: you should base your character off of him then
TK DANES: a cross between a dictator and a court jester
Jam7604801: you should base it off your dream man in your head
TK DANES: he's a cop in real life
Jam7604801: cops are control freaks
Jam7604801: most of them anyway
TK DANES: he's not, i am
TK DANES: he says he's the boss all day long so i get to be at home
Jam7604801: maybe you should let him lead you in bed then just
give him the reigns and tell him i don't care what we do as long
as it last for more than 2 hours
Hstbbc47: Whew!
TK DANES: lol thats the problem, he'd ask for advice on what he
should do once in control
TK DANES: you would think a person that could use a pair of cuffs
as good as he can would be a little more aggressive

Shelf By-Laws allow for rehashing until midnight,
hashing anytime though:

History69: isn't it a bit late to be rehashing the Reformation?