No NAGUAL (almost)

Insightful Religious Discussion:

History69: Paul ruined Christianity... while
making it, in my opinion.

Blake94546: the bible doesn't count.. ..except
the parts that count

Having Our Legs Pulled?:

FADUMA: I don't eat meat, because I"m like a vetenarian.

Throwing Red Meat in the NAGUAL cage:

DAISYTRAIL: hahaha, you non-Republicans are all demented

Provocative Titles:

Catpower777: oh, I think I read a book by him --
something like Little Children?
Catpower777: hey,Allan
Vanda52: hi
Catpower777: surely that wasn't the name of that book
-- that's not a very provocative title
Catpower777: lol -- I just looked it up and it IS
"Little Children"
BinxB91: Name a book with a provocative title
Catpower777: "Another Bullshit Night in Suck City"
Vanda52: To Kill a Mockingbird
Catpower777: "The Heart is a Lonely Hunter"
I2DaysInNovember: "I Have a Blister"
Catpower777: lol, 12
BinxB91: My favorite: Eating Chinese Food Naked
I2DaysInNovember: oh that sounds fun
Catpower777: did you write that one, Binx?
BinxB91: No, Mei Ng
I2DaysInNovember: do you know of a Chinese
delivery place?
BinxB91: It's a good novel ... but hard to live up
to that title
Vanda52: i had fried rice for dinner

Celebrating Diversity:

Catpower777: I had okra, squash and mashed potatoes
Catpower777: how's that for Southern?
Vanda52: blech

Fanatasy?:

Solsfam: I have fantasized that there might be aliens
posing as humans in chatrooms.

Meet Trace, Trace meet the Nazis:

TK DANES: why is everyone talking about nazis
Phronsie: TK, beats me
NAGUAL4A: speers said hitler had a plane land
to surrender himself to the brits
Phronsie: It seems to be an ongoing fascination
Vanda52: hahaha, this is a nazi room
BinxB91: DANES, because NAGUAL is here
TK DANES: it's trace and is he a nazi?

(a bit later)

BinxB91: So Trace, what do you read?
TK DANES: king koontz anything w/a plot and humor
TK DANES: i like a lot more but to lazy to type
Phronsie: broad range there, Dane

Pity my Sorted life:

Vanda52: Its a sorted affair
Vanda52: and her lawyer says he is
Freya0306: sorted?
Vanda52: her ex
LynBelle: DAniel had not even seen his Dad since he
was a small child
BinxB91: oh more People magazine re-hash?
Vanda: you certainly know what i mean by sorted
ParaMyrrh: sordid
Vanda52: fine
Freya0306: fun times, sure I did
LynBelle: well, who knows, Howard thinks he is
Vanda52: frey, dont play dumb with a bad spelling i make
Vanda52: its highly annoying
Vanda52: im damn near blind
Vanda52: its a miricle i can type
LynBelle: allan you mean sordid
Freya0306: well, I'm sorry, and I mean it
LynBelle: when did you become blind?
Vanda52: thanks frey, i appreciate it and i mean it too

Pity Mine more:

Vanda52: jesus, im almost 60
Vanda52: who would of thought
Vanda52: hahaha
Vanda52: i should be dead
LynBelle: allan, you are obsessing
Vanda52: i know lyn
Vanda52: wait til next march when i turn 60
Freya0306: sdf, I turned 60 in March
Vanda52: oh
LynBelle: what is sdf?
Vanda52: figure it out lyn
Vanda52: shut the f up
Jam7604801: stupid dumb fu-k
Freya0306: shit damn fuck or sweet dear friend,
depending
Vanda52: oh

Cat fails as a sponsor at CA:

Catpower777: 12, I hate to admit this
I2DaysInNovember: yes?
Catpower777: I'm going out for coffee
Catpower777: but, I promise to get decaf and not to
enjoy it

Because Chicago is too straight:

Fezziwhig: Did Godwit ever tell you guys about what
scarred his thinking about homosexuality?
Fezziwhig: It was a few years back, I don't think
anyone in the room except Vanda and Nag go back that
far
Swede da lo: no nobody here but them would be able to
validate it.
Fezziwhig: He was in a bar and tossing them down while
he was putting the charm on this tall sexy blonde
Fezziwhig: Godwit says it happened in Chicago but I
suspect he was lost somewhere in Milwaukee