Adventures in the Lower Regions
(I ain't afraid of You, Ragamuffin)


Leaving Clues:

Safron99: professor at a university here..his house destroyed by fire wife
missing, her car found locked on a bridge
Safron99: no sign of her
Safron99: he's alive
Safron99: he was teaching a class when it happened
NotRed1537: a bungled murder-suicide thing
Safron99: alibi
NotRed1537: he hired a hitman
Safron99: cuz students had him in class
ChM6509: Robt Blake is a professor ?
Safron99: oath
Fred H Mertz: Saf...was there a box of cheerios in the car?
We may be dealing with a cereal killer........


Ya think?:

Ragamuffingirl35: well no crabs. i think i would have noticed

i'm like mentally scarred:

Ragamuffingirl35: omg! you know what my mom said to me
.... i'm like mentally scarred for life
Ragamuffingirl35: i told her i was thinking of offering to pay
for spawn's gf to go on the pill
Ragamuffingirl35: mom said that she thinks i shouldn't do that
because then they'll stop using condoms


Cooler than any of you:

Niontron3: which toohot are we talking about
LadyMtnMedic: The vet, Rachel
Niontron3: I used to think she was cool
Niontron3: cooler than any of you
Ironfeliks1: cause she never rejected you?


What would TooHot have done?:

Niontron3: I ate once around 8:30
Niontron3: should I eat again
Niontron3: ?
Phronsie: no
InfamousAudey: no
Niontron3: I feel like eating again...

Whose fault?:

Phronsie: and sex seemed to be the only thing on the minds of the guys I dated
Niontron3: that is your problem
Phronsie: No, Rono, I'd say that was their problem
Niontron3: blaming all the guys is not going to solve your problem
Niontron3: you are generalizing
Phronsie: To them, I was a potential orifice

What men want?:

Niontron3: what guys want is, when they come from work,
when they work very hard, the wife won't nag...and that the
woman sees what the guy is going through from him
Niontron3: that's all men want
Niontron3: for her**



Stenographers:

Duwamish Head: In the Bible where they show Jesus calling himself
'the son of man' ,what do you suppose he meant by that?
Duwamish Head: we he saying he's really charles manson?
Phronsie: Duw, you need to bear in mind, there was no stenographer
there taking notes

Spriitually asdvanced:

Duwamish Head: I'm not a believer in the Christian religion,
myself, personaly
Duwamish Head: but I'm sure Jesus was probably a very highly
spiritualy advanced saint


Scared Straight:

PatientOnion3: i am doing my irs form, that precludes silliness

Never too many cooks in Gypsy's kitchen:

Gypsyjo47: I like cooking...cooking is easy...I am a very good cook.
JFWaterman: My wife loves my cooking- and she's the first to tell me
if I've made a mistake in a flavor or a method.
Gypsyjo47: You need only be organized to cook well...main thing is
NO CLUTTERED KITCHENS AND EVERYBODY ELSE GET THE FUCK OUT!

Take your word for it:

Ragamuffingirl35: you'd have to ask mcdreamy if
my crotch has sugar in it



Virgin boy seeks answers:

Niontron3: phronsie loves virgin boys
Phronsie: what a strange thing to say
Niontron3: phronsie, I am a virgin for you
Niontron3: it's a once in a life time
Niontron3: I guess the better question is what do you use to
masturbate, GIRLS
Phronsie: godamighty
Niontron3: or you just rub on it
BinxB91: Tron, you're not very smooth, are you??



The Picture of Disappointment:

Beysshoes: madi, that link was not to porn you nutjob!
MadiHolmes: Bey- it was English language porn
Beysshoes: it was to ebay
MadiHolmes: ebay??

Rono still not getting it
(or getting any):

Phronsie: Rono, one doesn't have to have anying other than one's hand
Lilacwineissweet: lol did i come in at a bad time? lol
Niontron3: but last time I put my fingers into a girls vagina she said it hurt
Niontron3: s
Phronsie: penetration is not at all essential
ExShelfer: rono, she just wanted you to go away
Niontron3: or she was a virgin
BinxB91: Tron, had you been eating hot sauce??
Beysshoes: lololllllll
Phronsie: lollollollol
Paixla2: lol
Niontron3: binx, I did not get that

Well, beats low tar cigarettes:

Niontron3: it's once in a life time thing**
Phronsie: Rono, I'm 70.
Niontron3: they say you have sexual feelings as long as you live
Niontron3: so, being seventy is not an excuse for not having sex
Beysshoes: who cares phrons?
Niontron3: because she doesn't want virgin me
Phronsie: Hey, I can masturbate any time I want to
Phronsie: And I like me. You don't
Niontron3: how do women masturbate
BinxB91: Rono, DO shut up
Niontron3: no, seriously, how do women masturbate
BinxB91: HowWomenMasturbate.Com
Paixla2: i donot recommend thsi product
Phronsie: Google it, Rono
Beysshoes: first rono. we get a strap on...
BinxB91: Get a book --- Masturbating for Dummies
Paixla2: i donot believe it builds the face muscles
Ragamuffingirl35: i'm the best lay i ever had
ExShelfer: wow
Ragamuffingirl35: binx, if you put that in your column,
i'll knock the tar outta you



Shallowness carried over from last year:

Paixla2: this marks the shallowest year i have had for myself in a long while
Paixla2: this is my time to explore my shallowness
Phronsie: Well, the year is still fairly new
ExShelfer: i'm sure many have explored your shallowness before...
Paixla2: this is true phronsie...but i had some time last year too put in

A Book Shelf endorsement:

Beysshoes: so ta...tell us about the new chat you dumped us for.
Beysshoes: ta used to live in this chatroom madi
Ta21l: oh Bey...like any chat could replace this one...