KaLenfer Still Jousting at Windmills


Sexing the Phrons:

ParaMyrrh: Phronsie my sexual magnetism frightens
you and reminds you of all of your lost opportunities
to explore the true paradise of sex with a man who
makes love to a woman en

ParaMyrrh: toto
Verneuker: Phronsie...so it is
PatientOnion3: and to stop protecting our freedoms
before we don't have any left
Verneuker: as the late lamented wrote..."so it goes"
Phronsie: Onion, is this going to turn into apolitical
diatribe?
Catpower777: Vonnegut?
Verneuker: indeed
ParaMyrrh: When I make love to a woman her entire body
to me is a like a tuning fork for my love stick to strike
and play a beautiful harmony
Phronsie: Yeah.
Phronsie: I tend to use that in my Hadleyville NIghts a lot
TDNA983: i didnt think vonnegut was that great
Phronsie: or rather Cliff uses it often
Verneuker: I learned a lot of things in the bin...one was
"dont take yourself so seriously"
Phronsie: well, of course, you didn't TD
Verneuker: another was "relax"
Phronsie: good advice, Vern.
Phronsie: Too bad you can't make Para understand that




Heavy, you say?:

Phronsie: I guess the largest, or deepest rather,
wound I ever had was as a result of the biopsy on
my left breast
Phronsie: Lumpectormy, which unfortunately developed
a staph infection in the hospital
Phronsie: took a helluva long time to heal.
Godwit935: But you still have your breast, Phronsie?
Phronsie: oh, yeah
Godwit935: That's good, Phronsie.
Phronsie: I would have loved to have lost both of them,
but no go
Godwit935: Oh Phronsie, please....don't think like that.
Phronsie: Wit, having heavy sacks of flesh and fat hanging
from you is not the most comfortable thing in the world
Godwit935: I think women's breasts are one of the
strongest arguments for the existence of God.
Godwit935: Phronsie, heavy, you say?
Phronsie: they do have weight




Strip Clubs:

Lmysterious2u: i'm not into strip clubs
Godwit935: Do you like women, Lm?
Lmysterious2u: god, you must
Verneuker: <Godwit935: I love women, of course, Lm. I'm a man.
Lmysterious2u: i think strip clubs would make me depressed
Verneuker: Same here Mysterious
Verneuker: like I cant just walk down the street and see
a woman who wouldnt in a million years let me in her bed
Verneuker: but to pay for the taunting?
KevinsAlias: I spent a lot of time on the road.
Verneuker: sheeze
Lmysterious2u: i've been doing a lot of part time job hunting
Godwit935: Kevin, what do you do, sell something?
Verneuker: I guess Im not a masochist after all



Attempting to have an intelligent convo:

Beysshoes: kevin we are attempting to have an
intelligent convo here...get wid the program
KevinsAlias: Sorry, Bey, just how my mind works....
sort of like an old episode of the Smothers Brothers
Beysshoes: 's okay kev xox
MadiHolmes: man, the smothers brothers



An Honorary Woman:

Verneuker: Beysshoes: vern, there's dozens of the inverse sentiment
of that phrase
Jam7604801: i think most women are bi polar
you never know just when they will explode
Verneuker: perhaps Beys...do you doubt Im an honourary
woman at my workplace?
Beysshoes: que vern? what does this mean pls?
Verneuker: Beys...well Im an independent contractor....and
the only male in my office (me and 3 women).....
MadiHolmes: Vern's the one who sets up the pedi-parties
Beysshoes: ah...boygeorge they'd better watch out now
that you're dry vern.
Verneuker: I sit off in the corner, efforting to mind
my own business....but the gal next to me is going through
a bad divorce....
Verneuker: so she occasionally asks me..."As a man...can
you answer this?"
KevinsAlias: yikes!
Verneuker: I havent been a man in a dogs, age, but
I throw on my game face anyway
MadiHolmes: then Vern tells her about hte supersecret
manly code of secrecy
MadiHolmes: and tells her "No"
Verneuker: next one down is a woman leaving the
business soon so she can go on the road as a Truck Driver
with her Boyfriend so they can make enough money to Move
back to Israel
Verneuker: shes divorced too
Verneuker: (oh and hes not from Israel, but she assumes
he'll go along with the move, just give him time)
MadiHolmes: uhh
MadiHolmes: becuase "truck driver" is such a peaceful,
quiet job in Israel
Beysshoes: tell me about the gay bf merriment.
Verneuker: so then theres my nominal boss...now shes
happily married, and 6 foot and blonde...and stacked
out to HERE (at least)
Verneuker: actually well past here
Verneuker: shes nice
Verneuker: and largely leaves me alone
Verneuker: Did I mention that Crockette is the HR Director?
Verneuker: oh yes
Verneuker: shes my bosses boss



My Cuz says:

Jsscorpio1028: my cuz says that u guys r book worms
BinxB91: Jsscorpio, your cousin's a dork
Jsscorpio1028: he says that u guys need to get a life
Beysshoes: is yours for sale JSS?



Kevin met EVYunq?:

KevinsAlias: He was in a book store I popped into
one day. Pissed as hell there were no lining up
for him



Sports metaphor misses:

Verneuker: Beys as for me, I throw the Knuckleball
Beysshoes: what is a knuckleball? is that like a knuckle head?



The Weekly Rono:

Niontron3: I see no humans without arrogance
Niontron3: me arrogant too
Niontron3: not that I am proud of being arrogant