We All Know and Love One Another.
A Human Being Is the Most Precious Thing
in the World In Spite of what Rono Says.


You White People Better Start:

Niontron3: kolkatar mayera ja sexy!!!
Madam Mimi: khub vahlo lagachilo
Forkrereredux: F
Niontron3: k...
ParaMyrrh: khub Papi chulo
Madam Mimi: You white people better start breeding...
......or else everyone is gonna talk like this

A Sticky Situation:
ParaMyrrh: Clinton used the blacks like a Slaveholder
for votes and then dropped them like hotcakes



Showing One's Freudian Slip:

BlDET: you're not calling me horrible names when
i try to help you tonight, beys?
BlDET: i think you owe me an apology
BlDET: and so does your pet monkey, ta
Beysshoes: what the matter ta? yoh man don't give you
enough? STFU apology you slutbag
Beysshoes: sorry ta...i meant to say bidet
Beysshoes: oof


High School Life:
Is She Weird 55: I had the biggest peach today. it was
the size of a small grapefruit
Is She Weird 55: i showed almost everyone in the cafeteria


No Explicit Sex But Good:

Prospect26: Lady...I am reading Call the Darkness Night
...very old book about the mills in Lowell, Ma, 1863...
LadyMtnMedic: good read Pros?
Prospect26: Lady...very big book. Great read no f words
no explicit sex but good.


Don't Call those Guys:

Leigh12ann: im driving today and see a service truck for
the "Intelect Service Co"
Leigh12ann: im thinking dont call those guys


Ruckus:

Leigh12ann: i am amicable and amiable
Leigh12ann: and dont have a date on a friday night
CordialCactus: my date is snoring, at the moment
CordialCactus: brb... i hear a ruckus
Ta21l: can you descibe the ruckus?


All Godwit's Answers are the Same:

BinxB91: Who sang "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
Knishofdeath: Rodney King
Godwit935: I would guess that song was sung by that Jewish
guy from New Orelans, I forget his name


More Stuff Only Rono Knows;
Niontron3: Most of the companies in america owned by england
Niontron3: Like, BORDERS


Still in the Closet:

Godwit935: Another deranged homosexual enters.
Forkrereredux: who is the other deranged homosexual?


Hillary, Join the Club:

Niontron3: are you a shelf veteran?
Is She Weird 55: i dont know what that means but i
dont think so considering i've only been coming to
this room for about six weeks
Niontron3: Why are you coming to this room for siz weaks?
Is She Weird 55: because i find the people interesting
Creepy Loner: NION; You're talking to a human! You've
been caught!
Niontron3: Creepy, I have to teach humans
Niontron3: Is She, you feel like a veteran
Niontron3: you feel like a shelfer who used to come here
a lot
Is She Weird 55: i'm not sure what you are talking about, nion.


And This Club, Hillary:

Is She Weird 55: Para, please. I am sick of you. You are
speaking to a 17 year old. Do you expect more maturity
from me? Because really, I dont care what you think or say.
ParaMyrrh: IS fine I am just trying to share my wisdom with
you I am sorry I offended you



Leslie's Imaginary Friend:

LeslieHapablap: creepyloner, i think you should come over
to my house
Creepy Loner: Mrs. Hapablap...and why should I come over to
your hut?
LeslieHapablap: creepyloner, so we can have a naked tickle fight.
Creepy Loner: [considers this]
Niontron3: Leslie, aren't you married?
LeslieHapablap: niontron3, tickling is not cheating!


Oh Deer:

Cabinkeeper101st: anyone read any good deerhunting books ?


Pink in Red:

LeslieHapablap: godwit935, look, when the game started i
was wearing a red cashmere sweater.
LeslieHapablap: we were not playing well.
Godwit935: Leslie, you mean you shed clothing as the game
went on?
LeslieHapablap: so i thought if i changed my shirt maybe
we would play better.
LeslieHapablap: TOUCHDOWN NEBRASKA!
LeslieHapablap: so i switched to a red t-shirt that says
"huskers" on it.
LeslieHapablap: which i thought was really helping.
LeslieHapablap: but apparently not.


Missing Pieces:

Godwit935: Beys, you sent me something you wrote, didn't you?
Beysshoes: did i godwit ... i cant remember...i thought you
deleted my emails
Godwit935: Beys, I thought you sent me something you wrote.
Beysshoes: what piece was it godwit?
Godwit935: Piece?Beysshoes: was it a story or poem?
Godwit935: I like it when people refer to "pieces" they have
written.
Godwit935: I like it when reporters say they have "filed"
stories.
Beysshoes: godwit, i didn't think "i like it..." was in your
vocabulary.


The Hilarious KaL:

ParaMyrrh: Im completely nude sitting on my settee
Creepy Loner: PARA; Are you wearing socks? There are few things
more hilarious than a "completely nude" man wearing socks...


Rono Laughs:
Niontron3: I laugh at people when they say, "Hy are you on MySpace?"


MySpace Barfings:

Fairywing3: I don't like Myspace generally, but I have heard
some people had good luck using it for business networking
Niontron3: "Business Networking"?
Niontron3: how do you network with myspace?
Godwit935: How do you network, period.
Fairywing3: well, you meet people, it can work for bands and
some artists
LeslieHapablap: godwit935, networking is not for you.
Fairywing3: the majority does seem to be like a teenager's
bedroom barfed onto a webpage


Non-Reproductive:

Niontron3: I am at my GF's
Creepy Loner: NION; She'd better not be human.
Is She Weird 55: omg why does everyone have a girlfriend
or a boyfriend???!!!
Creepy Loner: WEIRD; Because six-billion people on the planet
isn't enough, and they intend to crap a few more out.
Niontron3: no, I am not giving birth to any new human


Holocaust Re-enactors:

LeslieHapablap: godwit935, i am reading "the lost" by
daniel mendelsohn.
LeslieHapablap: non-fiction about a man trying to find out
what became of some relatives who likely died in the holocaust.
Godwit935: Oh, the Holocaust. Man, am I sick of that.
Max 314159265358: eventually the holocaust will be 100 years ago
Max 314159265358: will it be recreated as they do the Civil War?
Max 314159265358: People wander into an abaonded YMCA and drop
to the floor in the showers


Fish People:

Niontron3: humans feel great in water
Niontron3: because humans' ancestors were fishes
Fairywing3: if a fish gets sick it's body reacts differently
I would think
Japan Unlimited: well the last fish I saw that was sick had
yellow pus on it's gills and looked like my grandfather
(his face looks like a swollen puffer fish)
Japan Unlimited: So maybe they look more like humans when
they are dying.....how nice.
Niontron3: japan, hence we come to the conclusion that humans'
ancestors were fishes
Fairywing3: that's lovely..


Both Happy and Sad:

Various704: i asked my girlfriend to tell me some thing
both happy and sad
Jam7604801: she got herpies from you?
Various704: she thought for a moment and said.......um....
..your dicks bigger than your brothers?


Greetings from East Dallas:

BlDET: hey, joann, my friend who just moved there asked if
you're super unfriendly or what
BlDET: ha ha ha
Jhd730: tell her yes I am
BlDET: she's a very friendly east texas gal
BlDET: super smart, super rich
BlDET: you'd hate her


In Her Shoes:

Creepy Loner: You know...there's not much difference
between "sexy teacher" and "naughty secretary"...not
in looks.
LeslieHapablap: the difference is mostly in the shoes.


Hell with a Light Frost:
BlDET: emma is sometimes funny, as least


Dignity:

LeslieHapablap: paramyrrh, i thought you used to
bone phone verbqueen.
ParaMyrrh: NEVER. I used to talk on the phone with her
never anything sexual. Verb was respectful and funny
I must be fair
ParaMyrrh: I do not believe in Phone Sex. i have too much dignity


Cybering with Bidet:

BlDET: i turned my IMs on, jo
BlDET: binx is IMing me
Creepy Loner: Bidet - Is he trying to cyber with you?
BinxB91: Cyber with Bidet?? You think I have a
Humiliation Fetish?


The Black Queen of Craig's List:

BlDET: ha ha ha
BlDET: i just swapped more plants for more feral hog sausage
BlDET: and i'm trying to swap some for wild turkeys


Nickled and Dimed in America:

Is She Weird 55: you can't tip people at subway. we refuse
all tips. it's a rule
Is She Weird 55: although some guy gave me a five dollar bill
and i just couldnt resist
CordialCactus: hillary... thats a rule that is made to be broken
.... do they tell you why and do they pay you well enough to
make it easier to turn them down
Is She Weird 55: and they dont tells us why....but i accept tips
when my manager isnt around


Subway Punster:
Is She Weird 55: lmao my manager at subway said after i baked
the bread that it was "Sub par"
Is She Weird 55: and i was like "nice pun" and she was like
totally clueless


Over the Top:

BinxB91: I liked Jane Eyre so much
Catpower777: I found the nut in the attic a little over the top


Not Yet In Sync:

LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, do you have your lady days?
Creepy Loner: Leslie - they just ended...
LeslieHapablap: i assumed as much. mine are about to start.


The UNProtean:

Godwit935: Much has changed in terms of public discourse,
much of the language has changed. Look at the words that are
used and avoided, or used in new ways.
Verneuker: I guess I dont find it as problematic as you do Godwit
Godwit935: You can't use the word, gay, for instance, to
mean happy. That meaning is obsolete.
Verneuker: language is , by definition, protean
Silvermistgal: I am very gay Godwit....jumping up and down all
day in glee
Godwit935: What does protean mean, Vern?
Verneuker: look at slang, the evolution
Verneuker: changeable....fluctuating
Godwit935: Silver, well, you are obsolete, I guess.
Ta21l: it means changeable Godwit
Godwit935: You could be right, Ta.
Godwit935: Vern could be right.
Godwit935: I'm not sure.
Verneuker: unless protean now means gay
Verneuker: which is improbable
CordialCactus: protean |'prote?n; pro'te?n| adjective: tending
or able to change frequently or easily : able to do many
different things; versatile: able to change or adapt


Godwit makes her puke:

Silvermistgal: I want to retire in Sweden
Godwit935: Silver, you are an American and would retire
to a foreign country? You must be very young.
Silvermistgal: Godwit wherever there are gorgeous men ....
yes...and Swedish men are lovely
Godwit935: Silver, you must be awfully young, or a homo.
Verneuker: shes a she Godwit
Godwit935: So she says, Vern.
Silvermistgal: ha Vern
Silvermistgal: Why am I young Godwit?
Silvermistgal: So she says...ha
Godwit935: Silver, it's a ridiculous idea to live all your
life as an American and want to retire to a foreign country.
Verneuker: Silver, just so you know, Godwit rips me up for
being a Dodger fan here in PA
Verneuker: so you can see where hes going here
Godwit935: Vern, I feel sorry for you.
CordialCactus: why is that ridiculous, i would love to hear
your reasoning
Silvermistgal: yeah well I don't care ....I think gorgeous
men are plentiful in Sweden without insurgents
Silvermistgal: nice clean country
Silvermistgal: well managed
Silvermistgal: wholesome
Gypsyjo47: I plan to move to a foreign country...why not?
My money goes much farther there
Godwit935: Cordial, because if you life your entire life in
a country, and work in that country and enjoy all it has,
and suffer all it has, to retire to another country is not
logical, not thinkable.
Verneuker: The US is a beautiful nation with ghastly leadership
Godwit935: Gypsy, you don't deserve the sacrifices made for
you, if you think like that.
Silvermistgal: well one could have two places Godwit
Godwit935: You werern't saying that, Silvermist.
Silvermistgal: one in Sweden and one in America
Godwit935: I'm getting too emotional.
Verneuker: Im rather fond of South Africa and Canady
Godwit935: Vern, and you root for the Dodgers as you live
in Phillies country. You are unhinged.
Silvermistgal: oh Godwit,here is a handkerchief for your tears
Gypsyjo47: Godwit...pardon me pal...I made the sacrifices...
I stood before the storm of an assault with my men and we made
the sacrifice
Godwit935: It's not sorrow, but anger, Silver.
Godwit935: Oh bs, Gypsy.
CordialCactus: oh puke... you're more annoying than fork, godwit


I'll Give You Ann Coulter:

Godwit935: Vern, there is no such thing as a Republican
woman. A Republican woman is a perversion of nature.
BinxB91: about 46% of women who voted in 2004, voted for Bush.
46% of women voters are perversions of nature?
Verneuker: Binx probably
Godwit935: Binx, yes.
BinxB91: Well, Ann Coulter I'll give you
Verneuker: for a small fee, of course


A Picasso Model??:
Jhd730: I was blessed with a nice rack...but I have the
butt of a woman 3 inches taller than I am


"binxb91, did you get that?":

LeslieHapablap: hello, book shelf.
Phronsie: Hi Lels
LynBelle: hi leslie
ParaMyrrh: Miss Pink we were talking about how Tom Cruise
has an enormous penis
Creepy Loner: Mrs. Hapablap...hello. We're talking about
large penises...anything to say on the subject?
ParaMyrrh: Creepy!
ParaMyrrh: beatcha!
Creepy Loner: Para!
Creepy Loner: Damn you!
Creepy Loner: [smirk]
ParaMyrrh: Can't beat me to a big cock!
LeslieHapablap: binxb91, did you get that?


Jo's Holy Trinity:

Jhd730: I am Catholic but as my neighborhood priest
used to say, I am part of the hatch'em, match'em
dispatch'em club...
Jhd730: I only go to church for baptisms weddings and funerals

The Pigskin Classic:

Is She Weird 55: we had our homecoming football game tonight
Jhd730: already?
BinxB91: on a Thursday?
Is She Weird 55: It's Yom Kippur tomorrow...
Is She Weird 55: so the people we were playing are jewish....
Is She Weird 55: that's why we had it on a thursday
LeslieHapablap: tomorrow night begins the holiest of holy days.
ParaMyrrh: Leslie not for me
BinxB91: jewish football players ....
BinxB91: they use a pigskin?
Is She Weird 55: lol no
Is She Weird 55: we played jewish solon though
ParaMyrrh: Binx yeah they are always trying to get the Quarter-back
Is She Weird 55: LMAO
Ta21l: oh that was so bad....lol
LeslieHapablap: have to fast for 24 hours.
Is She Weird 55: i mean...that's not funny.
Jhd730: they don't toss a coin at the start of the game...
it'd never hit the ground
ParaMyrrh: Jo haha
Is She Weird 55: hehehe
Forkrereredux: what is the holiday?
Is She Weird 55: we lost... :(yom kippur.




A Compliment?:

Sharlene4444: Goodnight everyone--you are a much nicer
room than the author's lounge
Verneuker: Is that like saying we're sexier than Don Knotts?


A Compliment (and we love each other):

Leigh12ann: right now im just listening. you guys are a
hoot and all know each other apparently