TOMATOES and ONION:


Gardening Chat (sorta)

CordialCactus: oh... we used the store bought kind...
but our plants are really bushy, not tall and lean
like i see at gardening web sites
CordialCactus: is bushy good?
Ta21l: lmao...totally taken the wrong way
Jam7604801: bushy is good you can always sucker them
Ta21l: lol....
CordialCactus: yeah, we checked for suckers ..which i
think is when you have a third stem growing between
a "Y"
Jam7604801: yeah


I do not bother with porn or contractions:

Ragamuffingirl35: leslie have you ever read my antionia?
LeslieHapablap: no.
LeslieHapablap: i know enough about life in nebraska.
Ragamuffingirl35: i would think you'd like to read books
set in nebraska
LeslieHapablap: i prefer books written after 1950.
LeslieHapablap: i do not like books with horses & corsets.
Catpower777: not even porn, Leslie?
LeslieHapablap: i do not bother with porn


Dallas Update:

BlDET: her boxer was over here and tried to do cool
spin moves like my dogs
BlDET: and blew out both knees
BlDET: cost her over $1K


Career Move:

CordialCactus: ...im no longer a bartender
CordialCactus: last day was yesterday
Ta21l: now she's avaliable for private parties...


Saving on Sitters:

CordialCactus: i will now attempt to google my home.. brb


Failed Civics 101:

Madam Mimi: Using America Online to bash Americans
is pretty funny


The 100-year days:

Godwit935: Leslie, I think it's plain to see that it
is so, yes, America's best days are behind it.
LeslieHapablap: in your opinion what were the best days?
Godwit935: Leslie, the 20th Century, I'd say.



Rather Apposite:

BooksIut: with the exception of the Little Red Book,
Red Guards were only allowed to read Kerouac's On The Road.
BooksIut: Rather apposite, considering untold thousands of
them died from meningitis.


Social Conditioning:

ParaMyrrh: it is only social conditioning which tells us
being gay and finding males attractive is wrong
Beysshoes: para, obviously you've not been exposed to many
butch lesbians who could toss you about like a piece of lettuce.


Breaking Out of Baby Talk:

ParaMyrrh: Bey Im sorry Im appropriating a role you attempt
to play in here, albeit with less success
Beysshoes: para go suck on yourself

["J'm en fous de tes amis. To hell with your friends.
You're dancing."
He took hold of her arm but she snatched it away.
"Fous moi la paix, espece con", she cried with sudden
violence.
"Merde"
"Mange"
Gray did not undertsand what they were saying, but I
saw Isabel, with that strange knowledge of obscenity
that for most virtuous women seem to possess,
understood perfectly and her face went hard with a
frown of disgust.]


Timely Entrance:

REDLOBSTER2408: how old is the women in here can you
plz tell me
PatientOnion3: red lobster, i am the only hot one too
PatientOnion3: the rest of them are washed up spinsters
LeslieHapablap has entered the Room
LeslieHapablap: hello!
LeslieHapablap: here i am!


The Flexible Candice:

Verneuker: CordialCactus: oh phooey
CordialCactus: ill grow up a little


Pleasing People if they like alliteration:

CordialCactus: im a people pleaser...
CordialCactus: i must please people
CordialCactus: and then i am pleased


Croc gets carded:

Mendogrl: are you and your gf doing ok toc?
Verneuker: Mendo...well I dunno...we're moving into a
better place, as partners
Verneuker: havent had sex in about 7 months....
Verneuker: whats ok?
Mendogrl: good. the sobriety prolly helps
Zoshka5: getting out the 'too much information' yellow card


Hoping for a car:

Gypsy Woman 21: ...mentally he still wanted to be with the
boys...have me pregnant and cooking all day long... didn't
think education was important if he was providing me with
a good life
EllaGrace22: sounds familiar
BinxB91: Ella, not you too!!
EllaGrace22: only i was indeed pregnant
EllaGrace22: and he was with the boys!
BinxB91: This is getting to be a Dr Phil program
StarlightStorms: lol
Gypsy Woman 21: i had 3 boys within 2 yrs
Zoshka5: sounds more Oprahesque...perhaps if I stick around
I'll win a car


"all the reason to chat left with Beys":

Beysshoes: good lawd. i must run off to the post office.
i'll bb in 30 beats. dont leave pulease.
PatientOnion3: she has to mail something because the tsunami
is 2 hours away and closing in on her beachfront hut
KingDom52: that's a terrible situation to be in
KingDom52: seems as if all of reason to chat left with Beys'
KingDom52: so, i will return when she does .... bbl
PatientOnion3: yes dom that is true the rest of us are chopped
liver, and you just eat spam
PatientOnion3: that christian chopped ham industrial residue
food toy
PatientOnion3: you peasant you
PatientOnion3: we will hold our breath till you return Dom
PatientOnion3: you bingo head
PatientOnion3: water used from the tennesee river to cool off
a TVA nuclear plant so it had to be shut down
PatientOnion3: cuz the water was too hot
PatientOnion3: when it gets real hot, the air gets real dirty
in America, stay inside air con, burn up more electricity
PatientOnion3: I wonder how the air is in iraq in the summer?
PatientOnion3: come back later we are doing chatroom sex
PatientOnion3: it will just nauseate you


Another Sarai Hater??:

PatientOnion3: bey's hut was hit by yet another tsunami
generated by the earthquake in utah
Phronsie: too bad
Phronsie: Most unfortunate


Onion Break:

Phronsie: mormons can be vicious
PatientOnion3: pink is a mormon, she is vicious
PINKCELEB: Hi all
Phronsie: and here we go?
PatientOnion3: i am going to boil some chinese broccoli
Phronsie: Onion, are you fine?
PatientOnion3: oui
Phronsie: Das ist gut!


Beth, if only:

PatientOnion3: beth is going over her endangered species
fur coat collection
Beysshoes: you're so kind onion. the world would be fine
if everyone was like you.
Beysshoes: beth say it aint true!
Bethliebner: it aint true
PatientOnion3: Beth has three full length coats made out of
panda coats, and 6 made out of soft and fuzzy polar bear tummy
fur
Bethliebner: "slaps ONION"


If only it were the garlic:

PatientOnion3: i ate an apple and two cloves of raw garlic
so I am all revved up :-$
Beysshoes: no wunder you got no friends.
PatientOnion3: i will soon become the FOOD STAMP MESSIAH!
It is the path I have chosen.


"my fetching cuteness":

Beysshoes: you underestimate my fetching cuteness
Beysshoes: i am so cute, i just posted a current pic on my
other nick with no make up.
PatientOnion3: bey, fetch the stick
Beysshoes: shup you asseries
Beysshoes: i'll come fetch yoh stick is woot
Beysshoes: dont run away onion. dunt be scared. i was just
being funneries.
Ta21l: like he'd run,he likes pushing buttons too much to do that
Ta21l: pushing even...yeeash


Fork going still lower:

Forkrereredux: chocolate rain!
Beysshoes: ew
Ta21l: always a pleasure Dux
Beysshoes: :::puke:::



Leslie's Quiz ... false start:

LeslieHapablap: hi, i am making a quiz.
Ta21l: hi Leslie
Beysshoes: a quiz? leaving to do cyberly stuff already leslie?
Beysshoes: wow. how rude
Ta21l: great...put this one down....what comes to mind when
you think of frenzied masturbation?
Forkrereredux: chocolate rain!
Ta21l: lmao
Beysshoes: sigh. fork. enuff reruns.


Biting the Hand That Pats You:

Beysshoes: fork, somebody tattled in the deux about
your stealing that wallet. oof
Beysshoes: i defended you fork.
Beysshoes: i said anybody who'd expect decency from you
is a savant at best. so thare!
Forkrereredux: lick it
Ta21l: lol
Beysshoes: ingrate


Lucky Vanda:

BlDET: did allan die?
Beysshoes: nope, bidet. its his masturbation hour.
Bethliebner: lol
Ta21l: lmao...well, one of anyway
BlDET: he's been gone for days
BlDET: it must be going well
PatientOnion3: he drinks tequilla and hires lapdancing
hookiers to placate his bitterness
Beysshoes: yah, he has your pic up on his ceiling bidet
BlDET: lucky me
BlDET: or lucky him


Leslie's Quiz for Real:

LeslieHapablap: Who was the first novelist to present a
typed manuscript to his publisher?
Beysshoes: jesus?
Ta21l: Harriet Beecher Stowe?
Is She Weird 55: uhhhh i was about to say that bey
Ta21l: no wait...not her
Is She Weird 55: mark twain
LeslieHapablap: is she weird 55!
LeslieHapablap: you win
Is She Weird 55: really? that was just a guess
Catpower777: I was going to say that
Beysshoes: what was the answer?
Is She Weird 55: hehe it was between jesus and twain
DANN99999: mark twain had a typewriter?
Ta21l: lol...I'd have gone with jesus


Pouting and Puffing:

TDNA983: my dad was always pouting
TDNA983: didnt really cry
TDNA983: just poked that lip out like a five year old
TDNA983: and chain smoked

[And the answer, the one that was important above
everything else, ran through my body and fell from
my lips: "You can't just pull me out of your life
and throw me away"
I saw what I wanted: his eyes, confused, then scared.
He was hulihudu. The power of my words was
that strong.]

There's a Word in Spanish ...:

Is She Weird 55: que aburrido
BinxB91: Hillary?
Is She Weird 55: yea
TDNA983: no hablas f***** espanol
LeslieHapablap: hello, book shelf.
LeslieHapablap: me gusta practicar hablando en espanol.
Is She Weird 55: yo tambien
LeslieHapablap: con per miso.
LeslieHapablap: claro que si!
LeslieHapablap: audios!
Is She Weird 55: that's a nice spelling of adios


Like whatever. So Whatever:

TDNA983: what pissed me off is when i saw an article
on second hand obesity
Is She Weird 55: second hand obesity? like when two obese
people have a baby?
TDNA983: no its supposedly when you have friends that are
fat so you become fat by association
TDNA983: because theyre fat and eat so you have to eat too
TDNA983: i was like whatever
Is She Weird 55: haahhaha well actually...my boyfriend always
takes me places and makes me eat so sorta..but i'm not fat
so whatever


Me Too:
Gypsy Woman 21: ...i kinda like this room...