THE KILLER B'S


Aren't We All?

Beysshoes: binx...can you remember the word i want?
BinxB91: no ... not even on the tip of my tongue
Beysshoes: drats!
BinxB91: Divining Rod????????????
Beysshoes: omgggggggggggggg you tease!
Beysshoes: YESYESYES
BinxB91: Beys is always on the verge of orgasm apparently
Ta21l: Binx, aren't we all?



A Different Kind of Tar Baby:

BinxB91: It seems FOX is ready to grant Beysshoes and
NAGS their own TV show
Beysshoes: lolol binx. what a sorry assery i've become.
Beysshoes: binx, he started getting abusive so i left
BinxB91: Beysshoes, it's fighting with the tar baby
Beysshoes: i thought tar babies were silent binx?


Name-Calling or Word-Giving?

Beysshoes: (allan i love that word you gave me)
Vanda52: punk?


NAGS is Coming Back?:

Beysshoes: ta did you know nags is back?
soon fezz will be back as well yes?
Ta21l: I missed Nags glorious comeback....
Beysshoes: give me money and i'll take you to him ta.
Ta21l: wait...isn't that one of the signs of the Apocolypse?



Not NAGS, but even better:


(Binx, please post this as soon as possible,
thanks , allan)


Vanda52: your back on AOL?
BIDET LIVES: no, not back on aol
Vanda52: hmmm, then how are you iming me?
BIDET LIVES: through AIM
Vanda52: ah ok
BIDET LIVES: i don't really know how it works, though
BIDET LIVES: how've you been?
Vanda52: im ok
BIDET LIVES: get this
Vanda52: ok, good
BIDET LIVES: i was in the grocery store this
afternoon with the kids
BIDET LIVES: and this little old lady was watching
me talk with gord
BIDET LIVES: and discipline nora when she smacked stella
Vanda52: and she left you her fortune?
BIDET LIVES: while i tried to shop
BIDET LIVES: how'd you know?
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: im smart
BIDET LIVES: she sure did
Vanda52: i thought you knew that
BIDET LIVES: not all of it
BIDET LIVES: but she came up to me a few aisles over
and was making small talk about the kids, telling me
she remembered when hers were that young and her
husband had to work so hard and it was nearly impossible
to make ends meet
Vanda52: i think you can get in the quiz room im in with aim
Vanda52: and
BIDET LIVES: and then she put 6 one hundred dollar bills
in my hand
Vanda52: wow
BIDET LIVES: she told me the bible told her that she had
too much and needed to share it with others
Vanda52: thats impressive
BIDET LIVES: i know!
Vanda52: fuuny too
BIDET LIVES: it's because i'm a good person
BIDET LIVES: she sensed it
Vanda52: maybe
BIDET LIVES: i thought she might be crazy
Vanda52: so what
BIDET LIVES: i was actually checking her cart for loads of cat food
Vanda52: crazys fine
BIDET LIVES: to make sure she wasn't senile and just giving
out money she couldn't afford to lose
Vanda52: ah
BIDET LIVES: but she was wearing very expensive clothes
BIDET LIVES: and we were shopping in a ratty store in a depressed
area of town, just because we were over there for something else
Vanda52: she had money, its no big deal, i used to give
topless dancers hundred dollar bills years ago
BIDET LIVES: ha ha
Vanda52: haha
BIDET LIVES: i wasn't topless
Vanda52: i know, i know, just pointing it out
Vanda52: you want me to put this im in the site
BIDET LIVES: i have been working on a new mural at the
school, though
BIDET LIVES: and i wonder if she recognized me from being
up there - it's next to the church
Vanda52: better if you po there
BIDET LIVES: i wonder if she is someone from the church
BIDET LIVES: you can put it there
Vanda52: ok
BIDET LIVES: they seem to handle news about me better
when it comes from another source
BIDET LIVES: and i'm too busy spending my money
Vanda52: maybe
BIDET LIVES: i'm going to get me a new purse and some nails
Vanda52: hmm,ok
BIDET LIVES: that's what i told david
Vanda52: well that was a nice surprize
BIDET LIVES: i'm actually putting it toward nora's tuition.
nothin fun
Vanda52: hmmm
BIDET LIVES: how's your mutt?
Vanda52: hes fine, hes right here, hes big and stuppid
Vanda52: as is my cat, shes old and stupid
Vanda52: ok, im going
Vanda52: ims annoy me
BIDET LIVES: okay
Vanda52: bye
BIDET LIVES: i'll send a picture of stella's chickens
BIDET LIVES: she has 5 now
Vanda52: ok
BIDET LIVES: later gator
Vanda52: good deal