Let's Hate Bert:

Jhd730: I wish Bert would blog again
Bludahlias: ugh bert
Bludahlias: bert is such a woman
Bludahlias: a whiny one too
Bludahlias: no balls
Bludahlias: and all he talks about are his mexican balls
Vanda52: personally i never found bert the least bit
funny, all his humor is about stupid sex stuff or as blu
called it "penis" jokes
Bludahlias: he obnoxious
Jhd730: I found HIM funny because he thought he was funny
Bludahlias: like watching a train wreck
Bludahlias: and all the cows herding around him
Bludahlias: as if he were the last penis on earth
Jhd730: his 5 wives though so
Vanda52: hes been married 5 times?
Jhd730: at least 3 times
Bludahlias: at least twice
Vanda52: ok
Bludahlias: or 3
Vanda52: maybe hes hung
Bludahlias: hes slimy
Jhd730: maybe he's not..that's why the marriages fail
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: good point
Jhd730: I've been reading your posts Blu..it's been
awhile that you've seen a penis right?



Something Off? ... Yes, if you're the anti-Christ

Bludahlias: verbs an attractive woman
Bludahlias: but she sings in a church choir so
something must be off


"Have you ever masturbated thinking of me?"

Bludahlias: vanda my dog is getting his nuts cracked
in two weeks
Vanda52: good blu, that damn thing is over sexed
Bludahlias: erection nightly
Bludahlias: and then he spend ten minutes licking it
ParaMyrrh: Blu if only your dog was a handsome man
Vanda52: i get erections nightly too, i should
get fixed
ParaMyrrh: well without licking his privates
Jhd730: too bad you couldn't find a man like that huh?
Jhd730: Kal beat me
ParaMyrrh: there is a first time for everything
Bludahlias: vanda you're 60
Bludahlias: youll be fixed soon enough
Vanda52: right
Bludahlias: better enjoy them now
Vanda52: i dont think so blu, i still masturbate daily
ParaMyrrh: that's a sign of vigor, Vanda You're healthy
Bludahlias: you do not
Bludahlias: who masturbates daily
ParaMyrrh: vanda do you think of shelf hotties? like
Miss Pink on the swing?
Bludahlias: who has the time
Vanda52: i do blu. i have the time
Bludahlias: have you masturbated thinking about me
ParaMyrrh: Mastrubation is healthy and it can protect men
from prostate problems
Vanda52: i have various fantacies. none about the shelf,
mostly creations ive made using local shop girls
Bludahlias: you dont masturbate about emma and her navel oranges
Vanda52: its all quite natural
Vanda52: no
Jhd730: has Sparky ever seen you?
Vanda52: sparky has been there of course but i really
hate when an animal watches
Bludahlias: schell is a hottie
Vanda52: never mind
Bludahlias: looks damn good
Vanda52: schell is cute


Let's All Ignore Each Other:

Niontron3: Bey, I am trying to ignore you
Beysshoes: oh blessings my child!!!
Holinessdude17: Then why be in a chat room?
Niontron3: holi, you don't get to ask that.
you are a newbie
Beysshoes: uhm dude. cus we are social misfits why else?
Godwit935: Speak for yourself, Beys.
Holinessdude17: Dont limit me with a tag
Beysshoes: godwit, geniuses often are.
Godwit935: Beys, just speak for yourself.
Beysshoes: okay dude, you're out.
Ta21l: <-------social misfit, and proud of it
Holinessdude17: Beys, are you trying to address me?


Immigration Chat:

Godwit935: Is anyone watching Charlie Rose? This
Nancy Pelosi is on.
Godwit935: The fact that this woman is maybe the most
powerful Democrat says a lot about the party....what a mess.
Godwit935: she is typical of the Democratic leadership.
LeslieHapablap: a former housewife from the bay area?
BinxB91: a vowel at the end of her name?
Godwit935: She is soft on this immigration bill. Democrats
should be attacking this problem at its source -- the demand,
which is to say, employers.
Godwit935: Democrats are supposed to be for working Americans.
You don't help working Americans by letting in 12 million
illegal workers. You hurt American workers by doing that.
LeslieHapablap: maybe instead of a fence we should build a
glass dome to keep out the unwanted.
LeslieHapablap: well, maybe not glass.
Godwit935: The answer is to start telling each other the
truth. If a head of lettuce costs $3, so be it.
LeslieHapablap: have you watched "a day without a mexican"?


The Magic Mountain and a Salad:

Baker77787: Waldorf and Mann...a plethora of journeys
to be had!!


Oolijay:

ParaMyrrh: props to Oolijay she gave me the idea
stating she used to work with a lady that smelled
like she douched with whiskey
ParaMyrrh: and voila
Phronsie: Para, you have such a lousy understanding
of women
LeslieHapablap: i miss oolijay.
ParaMyrrh: Phronsie nope I disagree
Vanda52: i never liked oolijay
ParaMyrrh: my main misunderstanding is with misery
Phronsie: that is one of the things that I find
irritating about cross-dressers, and transvestites
ParaMyrrh: because Ive had an easy life
Phronsie: They seem to think being a woman is all
about the clothes and jewelery and make up
ParaMyrrh: Im not a transvestite or cross dresser
ParaMyrrh: though I look pretty as a woman


[Why Hector loved Gabriel was harder to say.
He was so tired of people who talked ...
and Gabriel talked more than any of them...]


But Don't Fall in Love:

Creepy Loner: I met a former priest online. He
loved talking about ancient Rome.
Forkrereredux: did he touch boys?
Creepy Loner: I'm not sure. I don't think so. Since he
escaped the priesthood, he got into screwing around with
strippers.
Creepy Loner: He was in love with one, last I heard.
orkrereredux: stripper not good to fall in love with
Creepy Loner: Yeah. He didn't seem happy about his affection
for the stripper. But he acted like he couldn't help himself.
Creepy Loner: I didn't care that much. I figure if you've
lost your faith and your career, you might have earned a
little action with a woman that can stick to the upper part
of a 15-foot pole with the help of vinyl boots.
Forkrereredux: oh that all sounds good. but mixing in love
is bad
Creepy Loner: Like I said, he didn't seem happy about it.
They'll break up and he'll attempt suicide and then he'll
et better and life will march on.
Forkrereredux: fork has been mixed up with whores
Forkrereredux: no more whores
Creepy Loner: Why won't you go back to whores?
Forkrereredux: fork falls in love with them


It's Your Fault:

Ta21l: my daughter wakes up cause she had a nightmare i
told her she shouldn't have watched Jurassic Park before
going to sleep, and she said it was my fault for
letting her



An Hour Later and We'll Want to Buy Something Again:

Godwit935: I don't like the idea of China becoming the
economic powerhouse of the world.


The Ultimate Shut-in:

Londoj: sometimes I'm afraid to read my e-mail



Where ya From?:

ALISE4now: from the U.S.-- east coast
ALISE4now: philadelphia
Godwit935: Alise, you are in Philadelphia? What area?
Godwit935: Alise, in what part of Philadelphia do you live?
PatientOnion3: alise, never get out info to serial killers,
make them work for it
ALISE4now: i live in montgomery county.....one of the
five counties surrounding philly
Godwit935: In what part of that county, Alise, if you don't
mind saying. What town?
PatientOnion3: Wilkes-Barre
PatientOnion3: don't tell them Alise, run while you still can
ALISE4now: thanks for your concern patient onion3
PatientOnion3: You wouldn't be the first female shelfer to
disappear in Montgomery County, PA
ALISE4now: i have a tight firewall
Godwit935: So, Alise, in what town?
ALISE4now: montgomery county.....
Londoj: the question that won't die
Godwit935: Alise, it's a big county....are you down east,
near Willow Grove, or out west near the Limerick
cooling towers?
PatientOnion3: alise i hope that wasn't the truth
PatientOnion3: next he will want your cross-street
Ta21l: maybe she doesn't want to answer...ease down guys..
ALISE4now: near limerick
ALISE4now: but not TOO CLOSE....
Godwit935: Okay, Alise, thanks.
PatientOnion3: then you glance to the bedroom window,
his pasty face pasted up against it
Godwit935: Cheeses.
Londoj: you can give a fake address
PatientOnion3: godwit will ring your doorbell at 3am
with a big basket of pasties
Godwit935: Not everyone is as fearful as you
quaking queers.



Hoping Jam's a Trapper:

Godwit935: Jam, did you get any beaver this weekend?
CordialCactus: Godwit.. what an uncharacteristic question
coming from you
Ta21l: ok, thank you Cordial...I thought I was the only
one taking that comment from Godwit that way
Godwit935: I was asking Jam.
CordialCactus: now im thinking jam may be a trapper..thats
the only way i can make ammends with that question



If You Had Only One Line on BookShelf ...:

Loon dog running: the last two pages in
Shondora Crasslo's novella


How Do You Like It:

Godwit935: Binx, how do you like it?
BinxB91: a well-told story
Ta21l: that doesn't make it sound good
Londoj: very few books grow on you. if it doesn't
interest you it's good to move on
BinxB91: Ta, I like books that answer the question,
"How the hell did this happen?"
Ta21l: Binx, my life continously asks that question,
I can't read it too


Ethnic Cooking?:

ALISE4now: not pennsylvania dutch.....though i do
like a apple butter on cottage cheese


Curing Writer's Block:

Chloelavalock: i 've written a little myself, but
i suffer from writers block, cure anyone?
JFWaterman: Write more, Chloe.
Ta21l: I wish I could help Chloe....I suffered from
writer's block for a year
Chloelavalock: but it seems if i push on, the story starts to suck.
Ta21l: suck or not...at least you're writting
JFWaterman: Let it suck, Chloe. You have to keep the gears turning
Ta21l: I read that walking is a good cure for it
Prospect26: Chloe...Hemingway would simply copy other writer's
works...until his words clicked in.
Chloelavalock: walking huh?
Ta21l: it sounded stupid to me too...

[Through all our days together my father returned time and
and again to a favorite saying.
"Suck in that gut and go harder."
He never suggested that that this saying of his ranked with
the maxims of Teddy Roosevelt. Still, he was dedicated to it.
He believed in the idea that a simple but lasting reward,
something just short of a presidential handshake, awaited
the extra effort, the persevering act of a tired man.
Backbone, will, mental toughness, desire --- these were his
themes, the qualities that insured success. He was a
pharmaceutical salesman with a lazy son.]