FAIR AND BALANCED - the other half
of the Beysshoes meltdown below:

ShhJm: hi
ShhJm: I am Mauritcio
Jayceekay3514: asl
ShhJm: 33/m/Puerto Rico
Jayceekay3514: nice
ShhJm: I know
ShhJm: I am a fabulous man
ShhJm: in every manner of the word
ShhJm: I am better than you deserve
ShhJm: even when I masturbate, it's like a threesome
ShhJm: Rono?
ShhJm: I need your help
Niontron3: What's wrong with Blt
Jam7604801: i don't know rono
Jam7604801: i think bey has been wearing him out lately


Ta21 - The Wit of Worchester:

Baker77787: sorry that was politically incorrect.
You ADAD ADHD-hyper-sensetive jackass
Ta21l: wow
BinxB91: Ok, ya Nazi Windbag
Baker77787: cool huh?
Ta21l: not really...
Ta21l: it's ADD and ADHA
BinxB91: Imagine Baker trying to impress women
Baker77787: hey Binx tell us what a Nazi is....
I mean really give your historical analysis
BinxB91: A Nazi? Lets' see ... State Control.
Mind Control. Conformity. Genocide.
Brutish Thugs in the street controlling society.
Ignoramouses running the country. Worship of
militarism.
Ta21l: and the bad guys in Casablanca


An Original Stephen King Manuscript:

JFWaterman: Several years King was walking along
a road in Maine near where he lives- a man in a
van ran him down, broke his arm and thigh. My
company made the medical implants that put him
back together.
JFWaterman: Rods and bone screws and plates for
internal fixation of fractures.
JFWaterman: We have a framed thank-you letter
from Stephen King, along with the signatures of
all of his orthopedic surgeons.


What makes a Book:

Creepy Loner: I had a friend tell me about
Angels and Demons. She said it was funny.
That the female lead in it had "tawny thighs.
DAISYTRAIL: Well, tawny thighs are what make a book.


A Good Deal - no other friends:

Vanda52: i had a steady in high school - my future
ex-wife and i hung out exclusively with her
having constant sex so i really didnt have other
friends
Phronsie: I got married the night after my final exam
in college, and lost touch with nearly everyone I had
been close to, because of marriage
Vanda52: it was a good deal


No Offense:

Bludahlias: puny little italian guy who must be desperate
to date a whiny jewish woman and her brat
Bludahlias: they hate me
Bludahlias: they are in the bed
Bludahlias: no offense against jews
Bludahlias: the non whiny ones at least
Bludahlias: pure and clean hatred
Bludahlias: no doubt


Conversation Starter:

BettaDed: what is the difference between a cantalope
and a musk melon, anyone know?


Knowing Rich People:

Vanda52: ted, i know that whole area where gatsby takes
place here on long island and I have also known many
people who come from that class of people
TRBfrom NC: rich people?
Vanda52: yeah
Vanda52: im an orchid grower ted, orchids were once a rich thing
TRBfrom NC: i know southern rich
Vanda52: not so much anymore
TRBfrom NC: but not northern


Role Playing:

Phronsie: This is the second night I have been running a fever.
Phronsie: And I am sweating like a stuck pig. I hate that.
Asia7384: Phronsie you surprise me
Phronsie: why?
Asia7384: doesn't sound like you
Phronsie: ummmm. i can sound a variety of ways.
BinxB91: of course, you're an actress
Phronsie: Party down guys
BinxB91: Phronsie doing a one woman show as Ella Fitzgerald?
BinxB91: Patient Onion as Ernest Hemmingway?
TRBfrom NC: binx somehow i just don't see that
Asia7384: do me next Binx
BinxB91: BluDahlias as Maria Von Trapp?
BinxB91: Asia as Alan Greenspan?
Asia7384: awfully irrationally exuberant of you Binx
BinxB91: Pen Enchatress as Rosie O'Donnell?
BinxB91: A category of difficult roles to play
BinxB91: Vanda as Neil Sedaka?
Asia7384: bingo
TRBfrom NC: i still think Yassir Arafat and Bella Abzug
missed a bet, they would have made a great couple
BinxB91: Yes, a perfect mismatch
Asia7384: conjoined twins separated at death
Asia7384: I meant birth but works either way
TRBfrom NC: the ugliest Arab in the world meets the ugliest Jew


"RONO, who cares?":

Niontron3: that means you DO NOT know how many popes
were killed for political reasons
Niontron3: jam, don't you think that is huge?
Jam7604801: or how many killed themselves rono
Niontron3: exactly, jam...we cannot find out
Niontron3: and bush visited the last popes three times
during his last tenure
Jam7604801: no rono all catholic priests and nuns aren't
going to heaven anyway
Niontron3: jam...you seem to be missing the point
Jam7604801: rono who cares


Noted:

Vanda52: i love maid uniforms


The Modern young Woman:

Creepy Loner: I miss my gay ex-boyfriend.
I can't find cool stores without him.


RainWoman:

LeslieHapablap: i am an excellent shopper.


Remembering Nagual:

LeslieHapablap: nagual4a would come back if he
knew i were here.
LeslieHapablap: he is in love with me even though
i am not latina.
Niontron3: Only person that liked naguala was EMMA


The root of the RONO bitterness;

Niontron3: In life it is good to distance yourself
from humans
Niontron3: sooner or later every humans hurt you
Niontron3: this is what humans do
SmileISmileSmile: bananas won't hurt you niontron3
SmileISmileSmile: they are soft
Niontron3: I talked to this guy becaue no one else
would talk to him or mingle with him
Niontron3: and because she knew that I am a communist
Knishofdeath: Comrade!
Niontron3: <<<Niontron3: and I became his friend
Forkrereredux: and his name was binx
Niontron3: because no one else would mingle with him
Niontron3: later he used to me...took money from me..
Niontron3: and told people lies about me...
Niontron3: almost everybody I know try to use me..
Niontron3: this girl at my work place, she is from Bolivia,
not that it matters where she is from, she told me she is a
Niontron3: I felt bad for him communist
Niontron3: just to be in the coat check


Why don't you like white bread?:

LeslieHapablap: condorblue, i am still thinking about a
question you asked me pages ago.


Nightmare:

Creepy Loner: I spent most of the day just being cozy.
Although I did go to some bed/bath place to look for
sheets. That was a nightmare. You had to get a whole sheet-set
...some of which were over $200.


Pink Sign Language:

LeslieHapablap: i just said to mr. hapablap, with a question
mark over my head, "mormons tolerate pre-marital sex?"
LeslieHapablap: mr. hapablap, "is everything you read in that
book chat true?"
JaneH56: right pink.


Beauty Knows No Pain:

Vanda52: i dont understand how women can stand makeup,
it would make my face feel dirty and oily
Vanda52: i like a clean face


Phronise 37 ParaMyrrh 1:

Phronsie: It's possible to never suck cocks. I never have
ParaMyrrh: Phronsie no wonder you're so miserable


Same with Pre-School Teachers:

CordialCactus: Im a bartender. My name slurred sounds like cactus
CordialCactus: Nice to meet you, im Candice


Gimme Michner:

Baker77787: How about Faulkner or Hem....or jeez gimme Michner!!!


Boys in a Bubble:

Prospect26: we need to teach our primary school children that
1) no one can touch then...2) even their uncle cannot touch them
and 3) their father cannot even touch them ,,,nor their mother,
Prospect26: I taught my children all of the above. No one touches them.


I'll Save Your Ass If You Want:

Baker77787: ya know I was willing to save your ass...
any you got nothing there but a smart-ass remark
Ta21l: I could make a dumbass remark if you'd like
Ta21l: wait...save my ass?
Ta21l: save it from what?