BOOKSHELF IN THE PINK



A Pink Adventure:

LeslieHapablap: someday i would like to visit the
ramen noodle museum
LeslieHapablap: the ramen noodle museum is located
in japan.


A Pink Quest:
LeslieHapablap: how can we get nagual4a back on the book shelf?



Once He Sobered Up, He Changed His Mind About the Floors:

Godwit935: My brother was in Japan for four years in the
Air Force. He came home, he knew judo, liked sake, and wanted
to paint the floors black.


Leslie - Manners Police:

Max 314159265358: Why would you assume the responsibility
for someone else's life?
Max 314159265358: You can love someone without the guilt
thinking you caused it
BinxB91: Max is a like a Rono without the wierd grammar
LeslieHapablap: binx91, take that back.
eslieHapablap: max314159265358 is nothing like rono.
BinxB91: oh, Leslie, the resemblance was fleeting
LeslieHapablap: binx91, you own max314159265358 an apology.
LeslieHapablap: owe
BinxB91: Leslie, this is the Shelf, not the Queen's tea
LeslieHapablap: binxb91, not on my watch.
BinxB91: Leslie, what WAS in your tea tonight?
LeslieHapablap: binx91, manners.
CordialCactus: hmm.. rono is likable... i dont think it is
necessarily an insult to be compared to rono
AforAllie: Rono is funny
BinxB91: I think it's bad manners to discuss your menstrual
cycle in public
LeslieHapablap: binxb91, i will take that under advisement.


Leslie - as Home Visitor:

Prospect26: Godwit...if I were to talk to you...I would have
an answer. I have you on ignore all the time. You have been
demeaning to me.
LeslieHapablap: prospect26, where do you live?
Prospect26: Leslie, why?
LeslieHapablap: prospect26, i would like to come over to your
house and see just exactly what goes on.
Prospect26: Leslie...you want to see what goes on in my house?
LeslieHapablap: yes, prospect26.
Prospect26: why?
LeslieHapablap: it sounds of interest.



Not as Interesting as Buying Hooter's:

Godwit935: So how about this Rupert Murdoch buying the
Wall Street Journal. Pretty interesting, huh?


So Far Away:

CordialCactus: ha.. i just checked my myspace....
my brother left this message and i have to share it..
do you mind?
StarlightStorms: go ahead
BinxB91: not at all
CordialCactus: You are a prodigious sesquepedalian, while
I tend to eschew obfuscation through the utilization of
diminuitive terminology...
CordialCactus: i miss my brother... he lives to far away


[I don't know how to play this game, Hector thought.
And it will all be over before I learn.]


Kim is Icky:

Vanda52: whats with that kim anyway?
LeslieHapablap: she is icky.
Vanda52: i see
LeslieHapablap: she lives in a trailer.
Vanda52: well leslie, living in a trailor shouldn't
make a person ugly like that
Vanda52: i must put her on my buddy list
LeslieHapablap: she is like "sanford & son" only she is a
white woman living in a trailer park in iowa who is not at
all entertaining.
Vanda52: ah
Vanda52: ok



Could They Work at a Jewish Deli?:

NotRed1537: Germans make the best waiters -- they are good
at taking orders


Some Slaves Don't Need to be Chained:

ParaMyrrh: BIDET is as artistic as she is altruistic
ParaMyrrh: I will never get bored of you BIDET You are
a brilliant person An Artist who is selfless
ParaMyrrh: What a strange marvel you are


Latest Tastelessness:

ParaMyrrh: I have a theory. I blame that bridge
collapsing in Minneapolis on American Obesity.
The stress of Fat drivers broke the Bridge



Leslie and Max - Bosom Buddies:

StarlightStorms: Hi Binx and Leslie
BinxB91: hello Ta
LeslieHapablap: hello, book shelf.
BinxB91: Hello Starlight
BinxB91: hello Max(who is actually Rono)
Beysshoes: max is rono?
Ta21l: you think so?
LeslieHapablap: i swear to you, max314159265358 is not rono.
Max 314159265358: Shhh
BinxB91: Leslie and Max are in the same room togther
BinxB91: max is Mr Hapablap
LeslieHapablap: no.
LeslieHapablap: max314159265358 is my oldest aol pal.
BinxB91: How old is he?
Ta21l: wait...i know this one
Ta21l: 28?
LeslieHapablap: i am glad you have children, binxb91.
people to appreciate your dumb dad jokes.
Ta21l: Binx, you made a dumb dad joke?
Beysshoes: max is not your hub leslie?
BinxB91: If he's such a pal, why can't just call him Max
instead of Max314832946473837465475784846465
Ta21l: lol
Beysshoes: lolol
LeslieHapablap: no, he is not my husband.



Yeah, but he also misses boils:

Max 314159265358: I miss EVYunq


Lifeboat:

BlDET: lifeboat
BlDET: the dire wolf
BlDET: hitchcock, steinbeck and gordon downie
BinxB91: Bidet, names for your next 3 children?
BlDET: lifeboat
BlDET: the dire wolf
BlDET: you ever see lifeboat?
BlDET: with tallulah bankhead
BlDET: and canada lee?
Dutch02bucky: boring movie
BinxB91: That show where all the couples hook up on a
cruise ship each week?
Dutch02bucky: love boat
BlDET: maritime woe is never boring
BinxB91: the lash, rum, and sodomy?
Dutch02bucky: oh my
Ta21l: what Binx did last night?
BinxB91: oh Ta (sniffle)
BinxB91: I don't drink
Ta21l: sorry
Ta21l: I couldn't help it


My Glorious Career:

BlDET: i'm not obsessed with anyone, binx.
i'm very busy with my glorious career
StarlightStorms: goodnight all
BlDET: i ran her off
BlDET: strut strut strut
BinxB91: good night Stars
BinxB91: whew
BinxB91: I thought you typed "slut"
BlDET: my back is really itchy. think that could
be cancer?
BinxB91: my back and other parts of me have been
itchy all summer
BlDET: probably a dirty bomb
BinxB91: probably allergies ... and stress
BlDET: itching powder that some terrorist ordered from
the back of an archie & the gang comic
PatientOnion3: what career honey??
BinxB91: honey?
PatientOnion3: you are opening an itching powder factory?
BlDET: well, pat
BlDET: after that screen shot of me berating someone in
the lounge appeared in the internet for dummies book, my
career really took off
BlDET: next thing i knew, i'd been quoted in a book on
garbage picking and dumpster diving
BlDET: it realy gave me the confidence boost i needed
BlDET: the shelf had been dragging me down, maybe
BlDET: some friends!
BinxB91: as if you needed a boost
BlDET: so i entered a story in an international short
story competition
BlDET: and it
BlDET: WON
BlDET: SO
BinxB91: It won???
BinxB91: Spill
BlDET: now i'm da man
BlDET: i paid off the 2001 ford
BinxB91: where can we find this story?
BlDET: and i used the $10 gift card to la madeline they
gave me to get some soup and a piece of bread
BlDET: it's not online
BlDET: but it was a hotshot competition
BinxB91: where is it then?
BlDET: the only way i wasn't winning was if another guy
who has about 10 novels published beat me out
BlDET: but he didn't
BinxB91: Does the hotshot competition have a name?
BlDET: they were after ART
BlDET: yes, it does
BlDET: i'll send you the story
BlDET: but let me warn you
BlDET: get a hankie
BinxB91: I stand warned
BlDET: you're a delicate flower, and i've got quite a way with words
BinxB91: yeah, so I've seen here
BlDET: mail
BlDET: go read - it's 3 paragraphs
BlDET: you want it, onion?
BinxB91: oh my
BinxB91: How do you know I won't post this?
BlDET: why would you?
BlDET: anyway, i won, i'm done with it and have moved on
BinxB91: why would I?? Bidet, not everyone's mind works
like yours
BlDET: but i will tell you that i am now rubbing elbows
with the poet laureate
BlDET: and the poet laureate eats shrimps!
BinxB91: ok ok ... I will read this. Hankies be damned.
BinxB91: But not in between chat clips
BinxB91: It asks for more concentration than that


Conversation Starter:

Godwit935: Does someone have a terminal illness?
I am sensing a terminal illness.


Imagine TWO in the same workplace:

Godwit935: They just hired this guy from Texas where I work.
What a huge jackass this guy is. Can't shut his yap.



More Onion:

PatientOnion3: i love jam's sexy long black hair
PatientOnion3: the way it swishes when he runs naked thru
the corn fields
Catpower777: lolol
Catpower777: Jam, I had no idea
PatientOnion3: a hillbilly Fabio
Jam7604801: my hair is brown


"I have no friends":

Jhd730: do you call people "chica" in real life?
Beysshoes: joann i don't call pipples anything IRL.
i have no friends.
Jhd730: oh yes!!! that's it pipples is another one of
your odd words
Beysshoes: what state do you live in joann? whats your
address and phone number pls?
ParaMyrrh: Only two countries on this entire planet did
not think the bombing of lebanon was criminal
the US and Israel
Beysshoes: para hush. imma trynna make a IRL friend.
Jhd730: I live in Boca Raton Florida
Beysshoes: oof, you live by para ... is you his cousin?
ParaMyrrh: Ma prochaine!
Beysshoes: omg...incestchat


KaL's Garlic:

Ta21l: the near future card is showing your false hopes
about the two of you, but the Satr card tells you not to
lose your faith because the High preist is right there,
waiting to show you both the way
BinxB91: she's doing Tarot readings via a chat room?
Ta21l: yup...
LadyMtnMedic: TA that is scary
ParaMyrrh: eek Tarot
LadyMtnMedic: I've never seen KaL leave so fast.


Rapid Evolution:

Ta21l: my only experience with the Pacific Ocean was at
night, and oddly enough, during a grunyon run



BLT being watched?:

ShhJm: there was an add on the right side encouraging
people to report cyber bullying to some national organization
ShhJm: that would take me out quick
Ta21l: what the hell is cyber bullying anyways...seriously
Creepy Loner: You can't bully people online? Crap...this
might be the only forum where the bullied get to kick back
for once...WTF



The Real Reason Leslie Likes Max:

AforAllie: and it's so hot hair
AforAllie: here
AforAllie: I get to work sweating every day
Max 314159265358: I lost 4 lbs to sweat the last 2 days
BinxB91: hot here too
Jam7604801: yeah 2/55 ac isn't very useful
BinxB91: I'm just wearing shorts
Max 314159265358: I'm just wearin socks
CordialCactus: ew
BinxB91: eww Max
Max 314159265358: Should I take em off?



Who Would Miss Onion?:

Beysshoes: beth...did you see onion here at all?
Bethliebner: not today
Beysshoes: i'm fretting over him.
Beysshoes: its been over 10 days i think beth. IM him yes?
Bethliebner: he's not online
Jhd730: I talked with Po3 just the other day...
Jhd730: he was making horizontal cuts across his wrist and
I said hey buddy, go vertical
Ta21l: wow...lots of love in this room tonight



Will They Like Allen any Better?:

ParaMyrrh: tell Jo about your new job opportunity
Allan's gonna be a movie star
Vanda52: oh maybe we'll see
Beysshoes: allan? que?
Vanda52: the new tom cruise
Jhd730: I heard you were going to be a cheap snacks hawker
Vanda52: i joined the scientologists, sarai
Bethliebner: i can picture Allen jumping on a couch
Jhd730: poor Tom Cruise..even the gays don't like him anymore



"I hate the poor. I truly do"

Jhd730: Allan what about working some soup kitchen..
I can see you being very helpful
Vanda52: ive come to like Cruise
Jhd730: you only like him because he's slightly shorter than you
Vanda52: nah jo ann, i hate the poor, i truely do


Still Missing Onion:

Beysshoes: jo...pls answer me...how is onionboy?
Jhd730: Bey last I talked with him he was just about
to move his bowels and felt not right



"I have a winning personality":

Beysshoes: what kind of job tho allan?
Vanda52: more out of boredom but i dont mind making money
Vanda52: a vending route
Vanda52: vending machines
Vanda52: 200 bucks a day
Jhd730: that's good, I would hate the thought of you not
being able to afford cable and not be here to keep the
room rocking
Beysshoes: cool like dennis quaid in that flick with meg ryan!!!!!
Vanda52: they supply the van
Beysshoes: 'blood and bones'
Jhd730: Allan, you could deliver papers for more money than that
Vanda52: i dont think so jo ann
Vanda52: thats a grand a week, thats fine with me
Jhd730: I'd like to see you behind a counter
Jhd730: "what the fuck do you want?"
Beysshoes: lolollllll
ParaMyrrh: Allan's a mover
Jhd730: "a small coffee please"
Vanda52: not true jo ann, i have a winning personality, seriously,
i treat people well
Jhd730: "you're too fat, no cream of sugar for you"
Jhd730: "next"



Incoherence 101:

Jhd730: Bey are you a social worker or former nun?
Beysshoes: both but the other way around jo.


Incoherence 201:

Jhd730: goodnight allan, my your dreams be filled with
your firm breasts and you have 14 hands
Vanda52: night jo ann
Ta21l: lmao
Jhd730: young


Vanda Sending Gifts:

Vanda52: i sent a girl online 600 bucks for an abortion,
i think she was conning me tho
KimberlysCabin2: vanda sounds like it.... unless you had
done her and was worried it was yours
Vanda52: i never met her
PatientOnion3: he did and it was hers
PatientOnion3: liar liar, thingy on fire
KimberlysCabin2: well you shouldve offered to send it directly
to the clinic
Vanda52: i did send her a glassine packet of my sperm once tho
Phronsie: Where is Binx. He should be copying this


Incoherence Redux:

Ta21l: I don't have a husband, just a boyfriend, who's just
like my husband, but really isn't



Sleeping With Your Major:

Prospect26: Binx...I was an English major in college.
So I did Hemingway. Back then I had no reference for what
he wrote about. I had not been to Spain, Cuba, Key West...


While Onion Was Sleeping:

I am Steve 10: I feel good about this room.
I am Steve 10: I know you're not ding dongs.