BEACH BLANKET BOOKSLUT!!!!:
Gavage Him Yourself:
BooksIut: I wish someone would gavage Binx with all
of his asinine rhetorical questions.
Hadachoke: i'll gavage him
Fleurdelochi: i think she may mean lavage
Intellectual Property:
BooksIut: I worry about someone plagarizing material
I wrote in here that ended up on Binx's shitty blog.
Added:
BooksIut: Binx. I think you're as creepy as a pedophile
--- add that to your shitty blog.
The Anti-BookSlut:
AforAllie: Binx, I have been reading Katy Tried
AforAllie: that's why I am visiting
AforAllie: I want to catch some New Shelf action
Wny Split Hairs:
BooksIut: Trying to think of the psychodynamic theory that
says inferiority complex, viewed positively, can make
people better.
BooksIut: "Better, not bitter."
Talk About Books:
BooksIut: What would you do if I wasn't here?
[A few days before, I'd run her into on the street.
When I saw the copy of Middlemarch she carried, I blurted
out, "That's my favorite novel of all time."
"Mine too". she said.
"I love Rosamond"
"Do you?" she said, wrinkling her nose. "Why? She's so
selfish and awful."
"She is selfish and awful but that's the point. The book
comes to life whenever she's around. Dorothea is such
a sanctimonious prude. And that disgusting old man she
marries --- "
"Mr Casaubon," she said immediately. "I agree he's so
awful. Dorothea is meant to represent ---"
"See," I said, "that's the trouble, she represents
something, she's some kind of paragon. She's the only
character who reveals Elliot's didactic upbringing.
No thank you."
Her eyes widened. "But to me she seems totally
believable. She gives herself over to what she believes
is the right thing. She marries Causabon, and she's
happy with him, he gives her the sense of being needed
at least at first. But when erotic loves comes to her
she can't resist it. Erotic love is stronger than
altrusim or duty. Eliot knew that."
Then she looked at me with shining eyes, as if she
were drinking me in, even though she had her own
husband, Cory, a perfectly nice but stultifyingly
boring vice president sort of fellow about twelve
years her senior. She was literary, a daydreamer;
I suspected that I reminded her of a dashing
character out of a nineteenth-century novel. I
could feel my wild, fre-form hair lying
romantically against the back of my collar of
my black coat, my pale skin faintly flushed from
the brisk walk I'd just had around town, checking
out the Chelsea boys in their new fall outfits.
"That's interesting," I said, making my voice go
all rumbly; I felt a suddenly powerful,
uncharacteristically urge to confirm her fantasy
of me. "I hadn't thought of it that way."
She gazed at me; I gazed back. I sensed that
this moment was electric for her. I tried to
sustain my end of it, but my eyes flickered
sheepishly away from hers. We said goodbye and
disappeared into our side-by-side houses]
You Think You Have Entered a Chat Room But ...:
CordialCactus: i would much rather talk with someone who
listens and replies with relevant coherent conversation
riddles with misspellings and grammar booboos.. than
CordialCactus: riddled*
CordialCactus: someone who speaks and types impeccably,
yet makes me hear the theme to the twilight zone....
Need 10 by the 15th:
Niontron3: my goal is to do 20 pushups within a month
Those Facile Asians:
BooksIut: Chinese is so much more facile than Japanese.
Career Path:
AforAllie: one I have finished my psychology degree, I
am going to become a composer
AforAllie: I will have to make money to pay off my
student loans
"never been to England, but I kinda like the Beatles":
AforAllie: I haven't stripped personally, but I saw a
documentary
Reprinted With Jones's Permission:
Tallthinjones: I WAS DRIVING IN THE MIDLANDS OF TASMANIA
(THIS IS TRUE)
Tallthinjones: AND COULD ONLY GET ONE RADIO STATION
Tallthinjones: AND MY PAL SAID, WHAT IS THAT SHIT, SOME
TRUMAN CAPOTE FAG THING?
Tallthinjones: IT WAS JIM HARRISON DOING AN INTERVIEW
Tallthinjones: AND THEN A BUNCH OF WALLABIES JUMPED FROM A
DITCH AND WE HIT THEM
Tallthinjones: AND MY FRIEND SAID, "THIS ONE IS STILL ALIVE,
SHOULD WE GIVE IT FIRST AID?
Tallthinjones: AND THE VERY NEXT THING, A TASMANIAN DEVIL
STARTED EATING ONE OF THE WALLABIES
Tallthinjones: THERE WAS A FULL MOON AND WE HEARD A
CUCKABURRO
Tallthinjones: IT WAS COOL OTHER THAN A FLAT TIRE
A Novel of Chattering Insomniacs?:
Prospect26: As always, I love this room...it gives
me so many characters for my writing.
Book Shelf as Epic:
EDruezillaB: Back to work... writing Pros' book!
EDruezillaB: Go on... develop your characters!
Prospect26: I use characters here all the time for my
writing. I said that right up front whern I started dealing
with wacho people.
EDruezillaB: Hey I have a question for any authors in the
room. If you are using real people to help you develop
characters and they do something you don't like, can you
slap them around?
Melodramamama22: ED, you can have a train run over 'em, or
have a swarm of locusts eat their faces
EDruezillaB: Prospect, so if everyone here is just
"characters", then why do you get so pissed off about things?
Prospect26: ED...it's dialogue.
EDruezillaB: Ooooooooh.
Nomdujourxx: mostly monologues in here
EDruezillaB: So we shouldn't take you seriously because you're
just working with the storyline?
Nomdujourxx: with the odd diatribe thrown in
EDruezillaB: It was a hot, steamy night in the chatroom.
EDruezillaB: No, no. Wait.
EDruezillaB: It was a sultry night in the chatroom.
Nomdujourxx: Th mood was arid, the chat hot
EDruezillaB: hahaha
BinxB91: I hope she isn't developing a character based on Beth
Prospect26: ED...for a time. I thought I had a chat
relationship with Jam and Lady...but they failed me so terribly
that now I view the chat room as a venue for my writing.
It's going well.
Name-Calling Counselor:
CordialCactus: yellow bellied worm slurping sasquatch
matin um.....
CordialCactus: booger
Jam7604801: cactus you should have said slurpy sucking
sasquatch
Marriage Counselor:
Zenchef2006: during a marriage counseling session the
shrink asks the husband to say something positive about
his wife he says
Zenchef2006: "she keeps her mustache under control"
Allie Plays:
Bud rulz69: hi all anyone from ohio
AforAllie: I am from ohiome it on creepy she lives there
Bud rulz69: hartville
AforAllie: hey, I'm from the east side of akron
AforAllie: near hartville
AforAllie: you probably know my probation officer
AforAllie: he was great in the sack
Allie Wake-Up call:
BinxB91: Beys, Allie is writing a Saga of Silliness at
the moment.
BinxB91: She makes Hillary (IsSheWeird) look like the
picture of stability
AforAllie: JF, we call them pee slushies in Alaska
Beysshoes: allie is mentalcakes too? oof
JFWaterman: Hopefully not a delicacy you enjoyed, Allie
Beysshoes: that didn't come out right.
BinxB91: Allie is a Kiwi
AforAllie: JF, when in Nome....
BinxB91: She's a new Zealander
Beysshoes: i thought allie lived in cali
JFWaterman: Be it ever so frosty, there's no place like
Nome-
EDruezillaB: Oh, my. Godwit is here.
AforAllie: :-)
AforAllie: anyway, I joined the travelling circus
Beysshoes: that was my DREAM allie!
AforAllie: left those 'moes behind for good
JFWaterman: Welcome, Allie!
AforAllie: Circus dumped me in Ohio
BinxB91: You want to see Allie get mad?
Beysshoes: mebbe
BinxB91: Hey Allie, isn't New Zealand the Easternmost
province of Austraila?
AforAllie: damnit Binx
Burst:
ManiacEyeball: OMG GTFO OF MY FONT ASSWAD
ManiacEyeball: sorry.
Beysshoes: what is 'gtfo'?
Strange Cat Toys:
BooksIut: My cat is rolling a Whopper across the carpet.
Because Her Cat Won't Eat Chicken:
BooksIut: Were it not for chicken, I'd be a vegetarian.
Creepier Still:
BinxB91: C'Loner, you could be gentle?
Creepy Loner: Says who?!
Creepy Loner: I'm never gentle!
Nomdujourxx: smegma
BinxB91: Never?? Have you ever baby sat?
Creepy Loner: Thank you, Nom.
Creepy Loner: Hell no.
Creepy Loner: I can't stand children.
BinxB91: do you like kittens?
Jjchb2008: For dinner?
Noting a Trend:
Godwit935: Has anyone else noticed the use of the word
"granular" lately? It's really on the upswing. Everyone
seems to be saying it, on the radio.
Needs More to Sink His Teeth Into:
Godwit935: I like Japanese women but they are a little
on the "underfilled" side for my tastes.
Best Entrance:
Creepy Loner: I like f**king Germans.
Creepy Loner: HARD.
Beysshoes: creeeeeeeeeeeps
Creepy Loner: Beys!
Creepy Loner: Godwit...snookums...
Creepy Loner: How's the park?
Godwit935: Creepy, mon cheri.
Creepy Loner: Are the homosexuals still throwing stones
at your window and yelling for you to cum out and play?
Best Greeting:
BinxB91: good evening
Beysshoes: binxox! omg!
"Crapheads" is now ""Middling twits":
BooksIut: Have any of you middlle-aged, middlebrow,
middling tw*ts seen the commercial for Pancake Puffs?
Contradictions in Terms:
BinxB91: Isn't "pancake puff" a contadiction in terms?
BinxB91: like Jumbo Shrimp
Zenchef2006: or freezer burn binx?
Tallthinjones: how's that zen, a lazy man version?
BooksIut: Think of me as Olga Chekhova and you're Hitler.
BooksIut: I really f*ing do.
Fleurdelochi: or military intelligence
BinxB91: or light-hearted BookSlut
Getting Over a Stigma:
BooksIut: CC. I am very proud of myself. I got over my
stigma of reading novels written by women and bought the
Nobel laureate Elfriende Jelinek's The Piano Teacher.
What Gets Remembered:
Anais3233: Wind up bird chronicles
Anais3233: i think the funnies thing in the book, was
this girl was telling her parents she was going to kill
herself if they sent her back to a certain boarding
school she was listing off the ways she would off
herself, and she said
Anais3233: "i'll shove three tampons down my throat
and drink a glass of water"
Doing the NAGUAL thing:
BooksIut: This is sort of like being forced to watch your
retarded step-brother make pipe-cleaner animals.
BooksIut: Jaysus
BookSlut Uncovered:
PatientOnion3: Bookslut goes to barnes and nobles and
copies down the dust jacket blurbs, then types them in
this chatroom pretending she bought/read the book
And Patient is the Delivery Boy:
BooksIut: I deserve a Theroux spanking.
Drawing the Line:
Tallthinjones: whenever nabokov or finnegan's wake comes
up i just cut the hell out
Thinly-Disguised BookSlut:
SpIenetic Tongue: Ferlinghetti's Her begins, "I had a
white phallus and I was intent on plunging it."
Zenchef2006: i think thats a phallusy
Fooled By a Dust Cover:
SpIenetic Tongue: I hope my risk is rewarded. Not like
that time I bought Lawrence Ferlinghetti's Her on the
assumption I would be reading erotica.
Learned About New Uses for Liver:
SpIenetic Tongue: Portnoy's Complaint is quite funny.
SpIenetic Tongue: And educational.
Onion Getting Out-Forked:
Zenchef2006: jam, trying to figure out how tough it would
be to make a match to the killer if he were to strike
someone with a gloved hand
Zenchef2006: or covered finger
PatientOnion3: or a death ray
TangereenSpeedo: or a ninja!
PatientOnion3: or a voodoo curse
PatientOnion3: or fugu blowfish poison
Tallthinjones: yes, when are they actually going to have a
working RAY gun?
PatientOnion3: or death by weapon of mass destruction
TangereenSpeedo: or a fork!
PatientOnion3: what can a fork do?
TangereenSpeedo: oooo...a spork!
TangereenSpeedo: a fork can do alot my friend
TangereenSpeedo: 4 puncture wounds at once!
PatientOnion3: nobody was ever killed by a fork
TangereenSpeedo: yet
Central Casting:
EDruezillaB: Bidet called me the next Binx.
Hurt Me:
KammaToasted: ed....are you intimating that i might
NOT be rougishly handsome and hung like a steak dinner?
"I thought we had real chats":
Prospect26: Binx...I do not think we are here to take turns
...to be made fun of. I thought we had real chats with real
people. But now I know better.
KammaToasted: "real chats with real people"...
WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A ROOM
Onion, all is forgiven:
Prospect26: Please tell Onion that I feel sorry for him
...and forgive him. I cannot let a negative person
interfere with my going on with my life. Whoosh...gone.
BinxB91: Good on you, Prospect
Beysshoes: okay i'll tell onion for you pros
Honoring CreeyLoner:
Fleurdelochi: binx, she may be a raw bitch on wheels, but
she ran the witless off. for that i'd suck her dick
Who Loves Onion:
Beysshoes: fleur what did you do with our onionboy?
Fleurdelochi: he went and got himself married
Beysshoes: no his mexican wife left him months back fleur
Fleurdelochi: well shit, i'm behind the times
EDruezillaB: Onion claims to be single.
Beysshoes: edrue, he says that around fugly women.
No Way to Treat a Lady:
KammaToasted: "i came three times last night...did you?"
KammaToasted: "no...no, i didn't"
KammaToasted: lady...fleur...get a room
KammaToasted: jesus
LadyMtnMedic: Kamma?
KammaToasted: yes m'amm?
Fleurdelochi: i'll hold him, you hit him
KammaToasted: uh...that isn't my knee
LadyMtnMedic: that was rather rude
KammaToasted:
Of Whom?
KammaToasted: fleur....send nekkid pics
Fleurdelochi: kamma, of whom?
Fleurdelochi: {sorting through stack}
KammaToasted: anyone over 23, but not over 72
Like a Tumor You Don't Want Removed:
Fleurdelochi: onion is my good and dear friend
Fleurdelochi: except i haven't spoken to him in months
Beysshoes: i heart him too fleur, but he only loves you.
EDruezillaB: Onion is a pathological liar.
USA Pit Bull 63: Onion is a bad joke, but I don't mind it.
Fleurdelochi: he's a charming person, edie
USA Pit Bull 63: Like the tumor you don't want removed.
EDruezillaB: He's a charming pathological liar :)
Fleurdelochi: at least, he has always been charming to me
Tumor On:
Fleurdelochi: and since i've never relied on his word for
anything, i suppose his lies have no impact
KammaToasted: he's IM'ing me RIGHT NOW
Beysshoes: he's sardonic fleur
Beysshoes: an academe
Godwit Getting Ethnic:
Godwit935: Beys, I was out in my town today, a glorious spring
day, and I saw so many Hispanics, it was unbelievable
Beysshoes: how lovely godwit, you must learn spanish soon yes?
Godwit935: Beys, I know some Spanish.
Beysshoes: tiene hambre godwit?
Beysshoes: si somos lo mas locos que godwit?
Beysshoes: esta bien godwit
Godwit935: Beys, I know a few Spanish phrases. The one I like
is, Con Mucho Gusto!
Chirping:
Godwit935: Beys, I'm not a big fan of Spanish overall, mainly
because of the way it's spoken, so much chirping. I don't go
for that chirping kind of language.
Godwit935: Beys, I just like English, I know it's strange to you.
Beysshoes: oh yah i forgot yoh demographics godwit
Beysshoes: oof
Godwit935: Beys, English is best language going, don't you
think?
SKLEIN's latest gig:
SKlein69: THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. HOWARD STERN LIVE AND
UNCENSORED ONLY ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO.
SKlein69: VOTE OBAMA 08
Sleepy Eyed Evie: does sklein ever talk or is he a bot?
Godwit935: Obama thinks he's already elected
Catpower777: Evie he's not a bot
Catpower777: he gave me lip one night
Godwit935: He's dull, isn't that enough.
Nomdujourxx: Now you know why I cancelled my Sirius
subscription
Fleurdelochi: more like a flashing billboard blimp
KammaToasted: persons with opinions stated in caps
really get my attention
Beysshoes: sklein works for onion, substituting
Whoo'ed away From Boorders:
SKlein69: 7 ELEVEN COFFEE-FRESH BREWED-FRESH TASTE
SKlein69: BARNES AND NOBLES BOOKS. BOOKSELLERS SINCE 1873
Beysshoes: omg sklein, is binx paying you part time?
SKlein69: JA JA BINX?
Beysshoes: jarjarbinx YES!
Could be Both:
EDruezillaB: Is Sklein compensated for this chatmarketing
or is he just mentally ill?
It Was Just an Expression:
Fleurdelochi: we have an independent coffee shop every
three feet here in the northwest
KammaToasted: three feet?...i find that difficult to believe
KammaToasted: your correct response...."well, i find 8
inches difficult to believe also"
KammaToasted: is this thing on?
Herb cica 2008:
USA Pit Bull 63: I have never eaten in or ordered something
from Starbucks. Not out of protest or anything, I just
never have.
Godwit's Restaurant Experiences All the Same:
Godwit935: I have been in a Starbucks once or twice.
I nearly kicked the clerk's arse.
Yeah, really:
Godwit935: SKlein, are you a man or a woman?
EDruezillaB: Who cares?
Stern for Obama:
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support
and remember vote obama 08
EDruezillaB: Godwit, Sklein is using you to plug Obama
EDruezillaB: Are you going to take that?
USA Pit Bull 63: Obama has a lot worse than Stern
supporting him.
Godwit Kicks Ass:
USA Pit Bull 63: I used to think SK was a bot.
Godwit935: I think we can push SK's button. Watch this.
Godwit935: SK, Obama.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, Obama.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, homosexual.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, Hillary.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: I kicked that bot's arse!
Lonely:
DinosoreVagina: make your own room godwit and go talk to yourself
Hillary and Creepy on the Rocks:
Is She Weird 55: i got kicked out of a bar tonight!
they thought i was 13
Creepy Loner: They thought you were 13?
Is She Weird 55: I made some popcorn, want some?
Creepy Loner: F no.
Is She Weird 55: F u
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Is She Weird 55: you dont treat me well
Creepy Loner: You don't treat me well, either.
Is She Weird 55: no i am SO nice to you
Creepy Loner: Lies!
Creepy Loner: I picked up 10 Things I Hate About You
just to bond with you [and to be morbid]...and you
tell me that you're leaving...that you are too
important to romp with the shelf because you're going
to Loyola...
Creepy Loner: [sniffle / sob]
Anais3233: you chose loyola?
Creepy Loner: You've broken my heart, Hillary.
Is She Weird 55: me.... yes, anais
Creepy Loner: I'm crushed...I'm broken! I will never
be the same!
Giving CreepyLoner Pause:
BooksIut: I found an old high school biology book, a tome
really, with a cute little picture of a seal on the cover.
BooksIut: I spent the better part of my morning rubbing
over the boobs I engraved on the cardboard.
BooksIut: Then, feeling like an unrequited lover, I
punched my pencil through its eyes!
Creepy Loner: What?
BooksIut: Good times.
Godwit Cross-Examination:
EDruezillaB: nurse practitioner
Godwit935: Do you do a good job as a nurse, Fleur?
Fleurdelochi: you know, godwit, i do a damn good job as
a nurse, if it's any of your small minded business
Godwit935: Fleur, that is all that matters, that you
do a good job for patients.
Fleurdelochi: you are clueless, godwit
Fleurdelochi: your argument lacks logic
EDruezillaB: Godwit, I assure you, that isn't all that
matters. Her degree and scope of practice are foremost.
Godwit935: What is the first thing that you say when you
meet a patient, Fleur?
Sleepy Eyed Evie: Elise you are a nurse?
Sleepy Eyed Evie: Thats what I'm going to school for
EDruezillaB: Fleur, just go do open heart surgery and do
a good job. Degrees don't matter!
KammaToasted: wit...you make lots of friends wherever you go
KammaToasted: fleur....what are you wearing?
Godwit935: The first thing a nurse should say is,
"I am ......., I am a nurse."
Fleurdelochi: yeah, god, tell me how to be a professional
nurse. i know you've got all the answers
Godwit935: Fleur, why is it important for a nurse to say,
first of all, that he's a nurse?
KammaToasted: i was diagnosed as needing more therapy once
....what a bunch of quacks
Godwit935: A good nurse is as rare as a good....worker.
EDruezillaB: Kamma, you? No!
Fleurdelochi: godwit, i'm not interested in debating with
you. you lack taste and style
Godwit935: Fleur, you need to get granular, baby.
Obama Fest:
BinxB91: Barack Obama's sister is a beauty.
Beysshoes: yes she is.
EDruezillaB: His wife is pretty too.
Sleepy Eyed Evie: his wife is pretty too
Sleepy Eyed Evie: LOL
EDruezillaB: jinx
Beysshoes: michelle rocks. big time.
EDruezillaB: She really is
Sleepy Eyed Evie: yeah she is
Sleepy Eyed Evie: and she's really smart
EDruezillaB: She's poised
Beysshoes: she speaks as well as he does. better even
No Offense but ...:
AshLamore2004: i dont work...just going to school.
studying to be a teacher
Niontron3: Ash, no offense but teachers are licensed
criminals
Niontron Motivational Speaker:
Niontron3: teaching is BAD
Niontron3: for the soceity
Niontron3: why should our kids learn what they want them to
learn...
Niontron3: we should decide what our kids are going to learn...
Niontron3: the text books are written by them with WRONG
knowledge
Niontron3: which does not teach you the real thing...
Niontron3: people go to school and then do shitty jobs...
all their lives they learn NOTHING...
Niontron3: they stay bird brains...
Niontron3: I felt good talking against teacher because cat is
a teacher...
Niontron3: who also knows that they are teaching the wrong thing
...they know that the curriculum created by the government is
wrong...
Anais3233: nion needs to be a motivational speaker
Missing PinkVotary:
LeslieHapablap: daddy, how is that racoon ray?
Tallthinjones: ray is still hungup on verb queen
Tallthinjones: he continually asks after pink somebody
LeslieHapablap: a real cougar.
Tallthinjones: a fat cougar
LeslieHapablap: verbqueen is a fat cougar?
Tallthinjones: no, ray aka "coffeehouse" ray is hot for
pink votary and verb queen
LeslieHapablap: who is not hot for pinkvotary?!?!
LeslieHapablap: she is delightful.
Tallthinjones: he lives on taco bell foods
Tallthinjones: ray
LeslieHapablap: ray is fluffy.
Tallthinjones: yes, she was quite the item
Tallthinjones: i wonder what happened to her. she disappeared.
thin air
Max 314159265358: I miss PinkVotary
LeslieHapablap: i miss her most of all.
LeslieHapablap: i think she opened a scrapbooking store
with doomgrl.
Boating?:
Anais3233: cordial, what about your man in the boat?
CordialCactus: i mean... my watercraft
Anais3233: canoe?
Likesgarters1: now, i'm confused..LOL
Anais3233: i have a canoe
Anais3233: likes, cordial is talking about masturbation
CordialCactus: I am not!
Anais3233: uh
Anais3233: sure
Anais3233: anyway, i have a real canoe
Likesgarters1: ohhhhh, glad you pointed that out to me..:)
Nomdujourxx: You're palms are gonna get hairy
CordialCactus: a for real one?
Anais3233: she veils it nicely
Likesgarters1: I have a big kayak ....
Anais3233: two person?
CordialCactus: i love canoeing
Likesgarters1: one
Bethliebner: do you like?
CordialCactus: -g-
Anais3233: me too, come on down, we'll go canoeing!
CordialCactus: you do mean, canoeing canoeing... right?
Nomdujourxx: canoodling?
Anais3233: i went sea kayaking in a two person one
CordialCactus: with paddles
CordialCactus: cool!
Anais3233: with paddles
Nomdujourxx: kinky
"Ya Think This is a Monet. Mom?":
Lamumsie: my son is cleaning his room
Lamumsie: and keeps bringing me old pictures and stuff
Driving Off a new Grouch:
OnlineHost: ImmaCrankyJew has entered the room.
CordialCactus: wOOt beth... you wild and crazy woman
OnlineHost: ImmaCrankyJew has left the room.
What Chicks Do:
Anais3233: she and i run around in here without shirts on
when no one else is around
Anais3233: hitting each other with feather pillows
CordialCactus: thats what chicks do
What Guys Do:
BooksIut: I found a picture of my boyfriend wearing
a shirt that says I love foie gras.
Hello Kitty Hell:
ManiacEyeball: hell, hello kitty makes kotex
Anais3233: i have a couple pairs of hello kitty boyshort undies
Tem o Bedlam: Where do I go for a Hello Kitty™ shoulder holster?
Anais3233: i want the hello kitty toaster
Anais3233: i want the hello kitty coffee maker
Anais3233: i love hello kitty for some reason
CordialCactus: hello kitty just doesnt do it for me....
i would get some strange oddly shaped dr seuss toaster and
other appliances, though
CordialCactus: that would rock
Anais3233: that would be cool
Ta21l: there you go...a Cat In The Hat coffee maker....
Anais3233: sometimes i feel like painting my kitchen some
really bright loud color when my husband is at work
ManiacEyeball: sanrio stuff makes me happy in general, cuz
it brings me back to... that time.
Tem o Bedlam: I'd settle for a my Little Pony™ light tank.
Ta21l: lol Tem
Anais3233: i bought some really cool sanrio stuff in sanfran
CordialCactus: lol tem
Anais3233: does anyone remember those tererriums from the
sixties and seventies
Ta21l: too young...sorry
Ta21l: wow...i don't get to say that often
Tem o Bedlam: Too stoned...
Bethliebner: i had this blue my little pony that smelt
like some kinda ice cream when i was growing
Bethliebner: up
CordialCactus: what was special about these terrariums?
Anais3233: they were neat
CordialCactus: i had scratch and sniff sticker collection
CordialCactus: the skunk was my favorite
Anais3233: me too, and i loved the skunk one
ManiacEyeball: i bought "oh, the places you'll go" last
winter and it cheered me up for a night
Anais3233: me too!
CordialCactus: ha!
Tem o Bedlam: LOL!
Anais3233: omg, we are soulsistas
ManiacEyeball: gawd
Bethliebner: and so many barbie dolls
CordialCactus: rock on sister in dorkiness!rock on
Query:
CordialCactus: do all moms send their grown daughters underwear?
CordialCactus: mine does
[She'd always made a point not to tell her children what to do,
a policy that while admirable in principle made me extremely
uneasy in practice; not knowing what she thought, I was free
to imagine the worst.]
My Barbies:
Anais3233: my barbies were total whores
Anais3233: always humping ken
Anais3233: making out
CordialCactus: lol.. naked and with chopped hair?
ManiacEyeball: i got x-files barbies
Anais3233: ripping their clothes off
CordialCactus: walk on the wild side with GI joe?
CordialCactus: when she was tired of preppy ken
Howard Stern:
Creepy Loner: God, does that suck...Artie Lange quit
Stern after throwing a fit and I f-ing missed it.
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Creepy Loner: Damn.
DinosoreVagina: is it on youtube creepy?
Max 314159265358: Creep wlecome to 4 days ago
ManiacEyeball: it's probably on youtube
Max 314159265358: Stern won't allow the replays
Creepy Loner: Yeah Max, I've noticed...I turned it on, but nothing...
Max 314159265358: He assaulted a man
Creepy Loner: I can't believe he won't allow the replays, though.
Creepy Loner: I'm thinking that this must be a stunt.
Max 314159265358: Not an intentional stunt but a stunt that
shows Lange is deadweight
Creepy Loner: Nah...he's a good part of the show, I think.
Creepy Loner: I like Artie.
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Max 314159265358: He's supposed to have been dead for 3 years now
Creepy Loner: [blank stare]
Creepy Loner: You baffle me, Max.
Creepy Loner: I vaguely remember that...but he's a known drunk
and degenerate...so what?
Creepy Loner: Drunk and degenerate doesn't mean "dead"...
you should know that, Max.
Max 314159265358: you don't rember when he got so wasted with
the Queer eye guys?
Tired Line, More Tired Clothes:
BooksIut: I smell like Philip Roth cummed on my clothes,
on an everyday basis.
Anais3233: you said that yesterday
BooksIut: I'm wearing the same clothes.
Nionton Moment:
Niontron3: and I am no ordinary bear... I am a TIGER...
Niontron3: royal bengali tiger...
Various704: you are a toy
Niontron3: daisy, bring your boys....
Niontron3: I will do them along with you...
ThePaIeRlDER: they would strap your bengali ass down and
do things to you that you couldnr even imagine
Niontron3: ThePale, are ou joking, BOY?
Niontron3: I am trained to go through any kind of torture
ThePaIeRlDER: im caucasion rono, i aint a 'boy'
DAISYTRAIL: Rono, there's a reason tigers are nearly extinct.
ThePaIeRlDER: :-D
Niontron3: I am a bangladesh counter intelligence spy
Niontron3: this tiger will never become extinct...
Niontron3: k, hublooshes, you had too much rono time
DAISYTRAIL: Rono, I predict Binx will have your head mounted
on his wall before the year is done.
Niontron3: daisy, you predict wrong....I predict, I will make
binx drink my piss in the morning
Niontron3: and call me god everyday...
Niontron3: if you continue to talk like that daisy, I
will post everything here on my site...
Niontron3: the hubloosh---daisy-- has shutten up
DAISYTRAIL: Sorry, Rono, I was busy posting everything you
said to Katy Tried.
Yossarian4now: oh daisytrail is binx?
DAISYTRAIL: Nah, I'm not Binx.
Rono's Counter Site:
Niontron3: did you post the part where I said binx would
drink my pis** every morning?
DAISYTRAIL: I changed it a little, Rono.
Niontron3: because you are a moron....
Niontron3: two can play the same game...
DAISYTRAIL: I changed it to say that you would bring Binx
sweet nectars to drink every morning.
Niontron3: no...I am posting this on my site...
Niontron3: uno momento
ThePaIeRlDER: binx could get testy if his sweet nectar was late
The Dreaded S Word:
Zenchef2006: cactus? i made chocolate genocide today
CordialCactus: zen... im not having chocolate anything
until im swimsuit worthy
Melodramamama22: the s word
CordialCactus: melo, the dreaded and thoroughly loathed s word
Fleurdelochi: suprapubic?
Melodramamama22: i already did it to get it over with
Melodramamama22: yes, exactly that fleur
Candice Hoping to get Lucky:
CordialCactus: someone sucked all the interesting conversational
tidbits right out of my brain
Jennifer Payne: did it hurt
CordialCactus: i dont remember, jenn
Beachpotato01: CC are ypu a victim of a drive-by sucking?
CordialCactus: BP... if i could get so lucky
BookSlut As BookPal:
Tem o Bedlam: Bookslut's one of the first people I met
in here. For about two days, I thought I'd made another
book pal.
ManiacEyeball: then what happened.
Tem o Bedlam: Then she decided I was a liar. For about a
week we had that. I felt like I'd woke up with a
thermonuclear hangover and Ann Coulter.
Tem o Bedlam: I'm a Viet Nam veteran, and not a Republican.
Somehow her grasp of Viet nam convinced her I couldn't be
a Vietnam veteran
Drunken Dounuts:
TDNA983: I almost got in a fight with a cop over doughnuts
PatientOnion3: then you married him?
CordialCactus: i keep one in my glove box...
with my registration
CordialCactus: just in case
TDNA983: no there were about 5 left and i was there first
TDNA983: there is a gas station that cops descend on at about
2:24 every morning
Tem o Bedlam: Aclu cards don't go off as fast when it hits 100º...
TDNA983: i happened to be there drunk eyeing doughnujts one night
PatientOnion3: donuts taste good when you're drunk?
Hada's Bad Timing:
Hadachoke: Doc, right.. time to send me a pic
Hadachoke: why do you people always let your conversation go
downhill as soon as i come here?
DinosoreVagina: hada hada hada
DinosoreVagina: hands of lams
Hadachoke: that's me, sorry
LadyMtnMedic: Hada you have never seen mine so hush
DinosoreVagina: sure ya are
EDruezillaB: wait, someone is complimenting my tits?
Torah Torah Torah:
BooksIut: I wonder if many Jewish middle to upper class
men are encouraged to marry Jewish prostitutes?
BooksIut: Hosea 1:1-3 "Find a prostitute and marry her."
BooksIut: Ruth 4:5-10 "Purchase a piece of property and
get a woman as part of the deal."
BookSlut's Roast:
BooksIut: Remind me to remind the room that my orgasms
produce something close to marshmellow fondant after 12.
PatientOnion3: do you bottle and archive it?
EDruezillaB: I mean, do we really need to know the
consistency of your lubrication that goes unrewarded?
EDruezillaB: I ask you.
PatientOnion3: your sexy fondant collection
Yet Another genre:
BooksIut: All of that mime porn has to be against some commandment.
Candice Was Once Embarressed?:
CordialCactus: that reminds me of something... there were
two very pretty girls at a gas station and i caught my
husband ogling... so i said... yeah, as if you
could get them... (because i was being snide)
so he said....
CordialCactus: "sure i could, all you have to do is embarrass them"
Gavage Him Yourself:
BooksIut: I wish someone would gavage Binx with all
of his asinine rhetorical questions.
Hadachoke: i'll gavage him
Fleurdelochi: i think she may mean lavage
Intellectual Property:
BooksIut: I worry about someone plagarizing material
I wrote in here that ended up on Binx's shitty blog.
Added:
BooksIut: Binx. I think you're as creepy as a pedophile
--- add that to your shitty blog.
The Anti-BookSlut:
AforAllie: Binx, I have been reading Katy Tried
AforAllie: that's why I am visiting
AforAllie: I want to catch some New Shelf action
Wny Split Hairs:
BooksIut: Trying to think of the psychodynamic theory that
says inferiority complex, viewed positively, can make
people better.
BooksIut: "Better, not bitter."
Talk About Books:
BooksIut: What would you do if I wasn't here?
[A few days before, I'd run her into on the street.
When I saw the copy of Middlemarch she carried, I blurted
out, "That's my favorite novel of all time."
"Mine too". she said.
"I love Rosamond"
"Do you?" she said, wrinkling her nose. "Why? She's so
selfish and awful."
"She is selfish and awful but that's the point. The book
comes to life whenever she's around. Dorothea is such
a sanctimonious prude. And that disgusting old man she
marries --- "
"Mr Casaubon," she said immediately. "I agree he's so
awful. Dorothea is meant to represent ---"
"See," I said, "that's the trouble, she represents
something, she's some kind of paragon. She's the only
character who reveals Elliot's didactic upbringing.
No thank you."
Her eyes widened. "But to me she seems totally
believable. She gives herself over to what she believes
is the right thing. She marries Causabon, and she's
happy with him, he gives her the sense of being needed
at least at first. But when erotic loves comes to her
she can't resist it. Erotic love is stronger than
altrusim or duty. Eliot knew that."
Then she looked at me with shining eyes, as if she
were drinking me in, even though she had her own
husband, Cory, a perfectly nice but stultifyingly
boring vice president sort of fellow about twelve
years her senior. She was literary, a daydreamer;
I suspected that I reminded her of a dashing
character out of a nineteenth-century novel. I
could feel my wild, fre-form hair lying
romantically against the back of my collar of
my black coat, my pale skin faintly flushed from
the brisk walk I'd just had around town, checking
out the Chelsea boys in their new fall outfits.
"That's interesting," I said, making my voice go
all rumbly; I felt a suddenly powerful,
uncharacteristically urge to confirm her fantasy
of me. "I hadn't thought of it that way."
She gazed at me; I gazed back. I sensed that
this moment was electric for her. I tried to
sustain my end of it, but my eyes flickered
sheepishly away from hers. We said goodbye and
disappeared into our side-by-side houses]
You Think You Have Entered a Chat Room But ...:
CordialCactus: i would much rather talk with someone who
listens and replies with relevant coherent conversation
riddles with misspellings and grammar booboos.. than
CordialCactus: riddled*
CordialCactus: someone who speaks and types impeccably,
yet makes me hear the theme to the twilight zone....
Need 10 by the 15th:
Niontron3: my goal is to do 20 pushups within a month
Those Facile Asians:
BooksIut: Chinese is so much more facile than Japanese.
Career Path:
AforAllie: one I have finished my psychology degree, I
am going to become a composer
AforAllie: I will have to make money to pay off my
student loans
"never been to England, but I kinda like the Beatles":
AforAllie: I haven't stripped personally, but I saw a
documentary
Reprinted With Jones's Permission:
Tallthinjones: I WAS DRIVING IN THE MIDLANDS OF TASMANIA
(THIS IS TRUE)
Tallthinjones: AND COULD ONLY GET ONE RADIO STATION
Tallthinjones: AND MY PAL SAID, WHAT IS THAT SHIT, SOME
TRUMAN CAPOTE FAG THING?
Tallthinjones: IT WAS JIM HARRISON DOING AN INTERVIEW
Tallthinjones: AND THEN A BUNCH OF WALLABIES JUMPED FROM A
DITCH AND WE HIT THEM
Tallthinjones: AND MY FRIEND SAID, "THIS ONE IS STILL ALIVE,
SHOULD WE GIVE IT FIRST AID?
Tallthinjones: AND THE VERY NEXT THING, A TASMANIAN DEVIL
STARTED EATING ONE OF THE WALLABIES
Tallthinjones: THERE WAS A FULL MOON AND WE HEARD A
CUCKABURRO
Tallthinjones: IT WAS COOL OTHER THAN A FLAT TIRE
A Novel of Chattering Insomniacs?:
Prospect26: As always, I love this room...it gives
me so many characters for my writing.
Book Shelf as Epic:
EDruezillaB: Back to work... writing Pros' book!
EDruezillaB: Go on... develop your characters!
Prospect26: I use characters here all the time for my
writing. I said that right up front whern I started dealing
with wacho people.
EDruezillaB: Hey I have a question for any authors in the
room. If you are using real people to help you develop
characters and they do something you don't like, can you
slap them around?
Melodramamama22: ED, you can have a train run over 'em, or
have a swarm of locusts eat their faces
EDruezillaB: Prospect, so if everyone here is just
"characters", then why do you get so pissed off about things?
Prospect26: ED...it's dialogue.
EDruezillaB: Ooooooooh.
Nomdujourxx: mostly monologues in here
EDruezillaB: So we shouldn't take you seriously because you're
just working with the storyline?
Nomdujourxx: with the odd diatribe thrown in
EDruezillaB: It was a hot, steamy night in the chatroom.
EDruezillaB: No, no. Wait.
EDruezillaB: It was a sultry night in the chatroom.
Nomdujourxx: Th mood was arid, the chat hot
EDruezillaB: hahaha
BinxB91: I hope she isn't developing a character based on Beth
Prospect26: ED...for a time. I thought I had a chat
relationship with Jam and Lady...but they failed me so terribly
that now I view the chat room as a venue for my writing.
It's going well.
Name-Calling Counselor:
CordialCactus: yellow bellied worm slurping sasquatch
matin um.....
CordialCactus: booger
Jam7604801: cactus you should have said slurpy sucking
sasquatch
Marriage Counselor:
Zenchef2006: during a marriage counseling session the
shrink asks the husband to say something positive about
his wife he says
Zenchef2006: "she keeps her mustache under control"
Allie Plays:
Bud rulz69: hi all anyone from ohio
AforAllie: I am from ohiome it on creepy she lives there
Bud rulz69: hartville
AforAllie: hey, I'm from the east side of akron
AforAllie: near hartville
AforAllie: you probably know my probation officer
AforAllie: he was great in the sack
Allie Wake-Up call:
BinxB91: Beys, Allie is writing a Saga of Silliness at
the moment.
BinxB91: She makes Hillary (IsSheWeird) look like the
picture of stability
AforAllie: JF, we call them pee slushies in Alaska
Beysshoes: allie is mentalcakes too? oof
JFWaterman: Hopefully not a delicacy you enjoyed, Allie
Beysshoes: that didn't come out right.
BinxB91: Allie is a Kiwi
AforAllie: JF, when in Nome....
BinxB91: She's a new Zealander
Beysshoes: i thought allie lived in cali
JFWaterman: Be it ever so frosty, there's no place like
Nome-
EDruezillaB: Oh, my. Godwit is here.
AforAllie: :-)
AforAllie: anyway, I joined the travelling circus
Beysshoes: that was my DREAM allie!
AforAllie: left those 'moes behind for good
JFWaterman: Welcome, Allie!
AforAllie: Circus dumped me in Ohio
BinxB91: You want to see Allie get mad?
Beysshoes: mebbe
BinxB91: Hey Allie, isn't New Zealand the Easternmost
province of Austraila?
AforAllie: damnit Binx
Burst:
ManiacEyeball: OMG GTFO OF MY FONT ASSWAD
ManiacEyeball: sorry.
Beysshoes: what is 'gtfo'?
Strange Cat Toys:
BooksIut: My cat is rolling a Whopper across the carpet.
Because Her Cat Won't Eat Chicken:
BooksIut: Were it not for chicken, I'd be a vegetarian.
Creepier Still:
BinxB91: C'Loner, you could be gentle?
Creepy Loner: Says who?!
Creepy Loner: I'm never gentle!
Nomdujourxx: smegma
BinxB91: Never?? Have you ever baby sat?
Creepy Loner: Thank you, Nom.
Creepy Loner: Hell no.
Creepy Loner: I can't stand children.
BinxB91: do you like kittens?
Jjchb2008: For dinner?
Noting a Trend:
Godwit935: Has anyone else noticed the use of the word
"granular" lately? It's really on the upswing. Everyone
seems to be saying it, on the radio.
Needs More to Sink His Teeth Into:
Godwit935: I like Japanese women but they are a little
on the "underfilled" side for my tastes.
Best Entrance:
Creepy Loner: I like f**king Germans.
Creepy Loner: HARD.
Beysshoes: creeeeeeeeeeeps
Creepy Loner: Beys!
Creepy Loner: Godwit...snookums...
Creepy Loner: How's the park?
Godwit935: Creepy, mon cheri.
Creepy Loner: Are the homosexuals still throwing stones
at your window and yelling for you to cum out and play?
Best Greeting:
BinxB91: good evening
Beysshoes: binxox! omg!
"Crapheads" is now ""Middling twits":
BooksIut: Have any of you middlle-aged, middlebrow,
middling tw*ts seen the commercial for Pancake Puffs?
Contradictions in Terms:
BinxB91: Isn't "pancake puff" a contadiction in terms?
BinxB91: like Jumbo Shrimp
Zenchef2006: or freezer burn binx?
Tallthinjones: how's that zen, a lazy man version?
BooksIut: Think of me as Olga Chekhova and you're Hitler.
BooksIut: I really f*ing do.
Fleurdelochi: or military intelligence
BinxB91: or light-hearted BookSlut
Getting Over a Stigma:
BooksIut: CC. I am very proud of myself. I got over my
stigma of reading novels written by women and bought the
Nobel laureate Elfriende Jelinek's The Piano Teacher.
What Gets Remembered:
Anais3233: Wind up bird chronicles
Anais3233: i think the funnies thing in the book, was
this girl was telling her parents she was going to kill
herself if they sent her back to a certain boarding
school she was listing off the ways she would off
herself, and she said
Anais3233: "i'll shove three tampons down my throat
and drink a glass of water"
Doing the NAGUAL thing:
BooksIut: This is sort of like being forced to watch your
retarded step-brother make pipe-cleaner animals.
BooksIut: Jaysus
BookSlut Uncovered:
PatientOnion3: Bookslut goes to barnes and nobles and
copies down the dust jacket blurbs, then types them in
this chatroom pretending she bought/read the book
And Patient is the Delivery Boy:
BooksIut: I deserve a Theroux spanking.
Drawing the Line:
Tallthinjones: whenever nabokov or finnegan's wake comes
up i just cut the hell out
Thinly-Disguised BookSlut:
SpIenetic Tongue: Ferlinghetti's Her begins, "I had a
white phallus and I was intent on plunging it."
Zenchef2006: i think thats a phallusy
Fooled By a Dust Cover:
SpIenetic Tongue: I hope my risk is rewarded. Not like
that time I bought Lawrence Ferlinghetti's Her on the
assumption I would be reading erotica.
Learned About New Uses for Liver:
SpIenetic Tongue: Portnoy's Complaint is quite funny.
SpIenetic Tongue: And educational.
Onion Getting Out-Forked:
Zenchef2006: jam, trying to figure out how tough it would
be to make a match to the killer if he were to strike
someone with a gloved hand
Zenchef2006: or covered finger
PatientOnion3: or a death ray
TangereenSpeedo: or a ninja!
PatientOnion3: or a voodoo curse
PatientOnion3: or fugu blowfish poison
Tallthinjones: yes, when are they actually going to have a
working RAY gun?
PatientOnion3: or death by weapon of mass destruction
TangereenSpeedo: or a fork!
PatientOnion3: what can a fork do?
TangereenSpeedo: oooo...a spork!
TangereenSpeedo: a fork can do alot my friend
TangereenSpeedo: 4 puncture wounds at once!
PatientOnion3: nobody was ever killed by a fork
TangereenSpeedo: yet
Central Casting:
EDruezillaB: Bidet called me the next Binx.
Hurt Me:
KammaToasted: ed....are you intimating that i might
NOT be rougishly handsome and hung like a steak dinner?
"I thought we had real chats":
Prospect26: Binx...I do not think we are here to take turns
...to be made fun of. I thought we had real chats with real
people. But now I know better.
KammaToasted: "real chats with real people"...
WHAT A GREAT NAME FOR A ROOM
Onion, all is forgiven:
Prospect26: Please tell Onion that I feel sorry for him
...and forgive him. I cannot let a negative person
interfere with my going on with my life. Whoosh...gone.
BinxB91: Good on you, Prospect
Beysshoes: okay i'll tell onion for you pros
Honoring CreeyLoner:
Fleurdelochi: binx, she may be a raw bitch on wheels, but
she ran the witless off. for that i'd suck her dick
Who Loves Onion:
Beysshoes: fleur what did you do with our onionboy?
Fleurdelochi: he went and got himself married
Beysshoes: no his mexican wife left him months back fleur
Fleurdelochi: well shit, i'm behind the times
EDruezillaB: Onion claims to be single.
Beysshoes: edrue, he says that around fugly women.
No Way to Treat a Lady:
KammaToasted: "i came three times last night...did you?"
KammaToasted: "no...no, i didn't"
KammaToasted: lady...fleur...get a room
KammaToasted: jesus
LadyMtnMedic: Kamma?
KammaToasted: yes m'amm?
Fleurdelochi: i'll hold him, you hit him
KammaToasted: uh...that isn't my knee
LadyMtnMedic: that was rather rude
KammaToasted:
Of Whom?
KammaToasted: fleur....send nekkid pics
Fleurdelochi: kamma, of whom?
Fleurdelochi: {sorting through stack}
KammaToasted: anyone over 23, but not over 72
Like a Tumor You Don't Want Removed:
Fleurdelochi: onion is my good and dear friend
Fleurdelochi: except i haven't spoken to him in months
Beysshoes: i heart him too fleur, but he only loves you.
EDruezillaB: Onion is a pathological liar.
USA Pit Bull 63: Onion is a bad joke, but I don't mind it.
Fleurdelochi: he's a charming person, edie
USA Pit Bull 63: Like the tumor you don't want removed.
EDruezillaB: He's a charming pathological liar :)
Fleurdelochi: at least, he has always been charming to me
Tumor On:
Fleurdelochi: and since i've never relied on his word for
anything, i suppose his lies have no impact
KammaToasted: he's IM'ing me RIGHT NOW
Beysshoes: he's sardonic fleur
Beysshoes: an academe
Godwit Getting Ethnic:
Godwit935: Beys, I was out in my town today, a glorious spring
day, and I saw so many Hispanics, it was unbelievable
Beysshoes: how lovely godwit, you must learn spanish soon yes?
Godwit935: Beys, I know some Spanish.
Beysshoes: tiene hambre godwit?
Beysshoes: si somos lo mas locos que godwit?
Beysshoes: esta bien godwit
Godwit935: Beys, I know a few Spanish phrases. The one I like
is, Con Mucho Gusto!
Chirping:
Godwit935: Beys, I'm not a big fan of Spanish overall, mainly
because of the way it's spoken, so much chirping. I don't go
for that chirping kind of language.
Godwit935: Beys, I just like English, I know it's strange to you.
Beysshoes: oh yah i forgot yoh demographics godwit
Beysshoes: oof
Godwit935: Beys, English is best language going, don't you
think?
SKLEIN's latest gig:
SKlein69: THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. HOWARD STERN LIVE AND
UNCENSORED ONLY ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO.
SKlein69: VOTE OBAMA 08
Sleepy Eyed Evie: does sklein ever talk or is he a bot?
Godwit935: Obama thinks he's already elected
Catpower777: Evie he's not a bot
Catpower777: he gave me lip one night
Godwit935: He's dull, isn't that enough.
Nomdujourxx: Now you know why I cancelled my Sirius
subscription
Fleurdelochi: more like a flashing billboard blimp
KammaToasted: persons with opinions stated in caps
really get my attention
Beysshoes: sklein works for onion, substituting
Whoo'ed away From Boorders:
SKlein69: 7 ELEVEN COFFEE-FRESH BREWED-FRESH TASTE
SKlein69: BARNES AND NOBLES BOOKS. BOOKSELLERS SINCE 1873
Beysshoes: omg sklein, is binx paying you part time?
SKlein69: JA JA BINX?
Beysshoes: jarjarbinx YES!
Could be Both:
EDruezillaB: Is Sklein compensated for this chatmarketing
or is he just mentally ill?
It Was Just an Expression:
Fleurdelochi: we have an independent coffee shop every
three feet here in the northwest
KammaToasted: three feet?...i find that difficult to believe
KammaToasted: your correct response...."well, i find 8
inches difficult to believe also"
KammaToasted: is this thing on?
Herb cica 2008:
USA Pit Bull 63: I have never eaten in or ordered something
from Starbucks. Not out of protest or anything, I just
never have.
Godwit's Restaurant Experiences All the Same:
Godwit935: I have been in a Starbucks once or twice.
I nearly kicked the clerk's arse.
Yeah, really:
Godwit935: SKlein, are you a man or a woman?
EDruezillaB: Who cares?
Stern for Obama:
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support
and remember vote obama 08
EDruezillaB: Godwit, Sklein is using you to plug Obama
EDruezillaB: Are you going to take that?
USA Pit Bull 63: Obama has a lot worse than Stern
supporting him.
Godwit Kicks Ass:
USA Pit Bull 63: I used to think SK was a bot.
Godwit935: I think we can push SK's button. Watch this.
Godwit935: SK, Obama.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, Obama.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, homosexual.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: SK, Hillary.
SKlein69: Godwit935: Thanks again for your support and
remember vote obama 08
Godwit935: I kicked that bot's arse!
Lonely:
DinosoreVagina: make your own room godwit and go talk to yourself
Hillary and Creepy on the Rocks:
Is She Weird 55: i got kicked out of a bar tonight!
they thought i was 13
Creepy Loner: They thought you were 13?
Is She Weird 55: I made some popcorn, want some?
Creepy Loner: F no.
Is She Weird 55: F u
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Is She Weird 55: you dont treat me well
Creepy Loner: You don't treat me well, either.
Is She Weird 55: no i am SO nice to you
Creepy Loner: Lies!
Creepy Loner: I picked up 10 Things I Hate About You
just to bond with you [and to be morbid]...and you
tell me that you're leaving...that you are too
important to romp with the shelf because you're going
to Loyola...
Creepy Loner: [sniffle / sob]
Anais3233: you chose loyola?
Creepy Loner: You've broken my heart, Hillary.
Is She Weird 55: me.... yes, anais
Creepy Loner: I'm crushed...I'm broken! I will never
be the same!
Giving CreepyLoner Pause:
BooksIut: I found an old high school biology book, a tome
really, with a cute little picture of a seal on the cover.
BooksIut: I spent the better part of my morning rubbing
over the boobs I engraved on the cardboard.
BooksIut: Then, feeling like an unrequited lover, I
punched my pencil through its eyes!
Creepy Loner: What?
BooksIut: Good times.
Godwit Cross-Examination:
EDruezillaB: nurse practitioner
Godwit935: Do you do a good job as a nurse, Fleur?
Fleurdelochi: you know, godwit, i do a damn good job as
a nurse, if it's any of your small minded business
Godwit935: Fleur, that is all that matters, that you
do a good job for patients.
Fleurdelochi: you are clueless, godwit
Fleurdelochi: your argument lacks logic
EDruezillaB: Godwit, I assure you, that isn't all that
matters. Her degree and scope of practice are foremost.
Godwit935: What is the first thing that you say when you
meet a patient, Fleur?
Sleepy Eyed Evie: Elise you are a nurse?
Sleepy Eyed Evie: Thats what I'm going to school for
EDruezillaB: Fleur, just go do open heart surgery and do
a good job. Degrees don't matter!
KammaToasted: wit...you make lots of friends wherever you go
KammaToasted: fleur....what are you wearing?
Godwit935: The first thing a nurse should say is,
"I am ......., I am a nurse."
Fleurdelochi: yeah, god, tell me how to be a professional
nurse. i know you've got all the answers
Godwit935: Fleur, why is it important for a nurse to say,
first of all, that he's a nurse?
KammaToasted: i was diagnosed as needing more therapy once
....what a bunch of quacks
Godwit935: A good nurse is as rare as a good....worker.
EDruezillaB: Kamma, you? No!
Fleurdelochi: godwit, i'm not interested in debating with
you. you lack taste and style
Godwit935: Fleur, you need to get granular, baby.
Obama Fest:
BinxB91: Barack Obama's sister is a beauty.
Beysshoes: yes she is.
EDruezillaB: His wife is pretty too.
Sleepy Eyed Evie: his wife is pretty too
Sleepy Eyed Evie: LOL
EDruezillaB: jinx
Beysshoes: michelle rocks. big time.
EDruezillaB: She really is
Sleepy Eyed Evie: yeah she is
Sleepy Eyed Evie: and she's really smart
EDruezillaB: She's poised
Beysshoes: she speaks as well as he does. better even
No Offense but ...:
AshLamore2004: i dont work...just going to school.
studying to be a teacher
Niontron3: Ash, no offense but teachers are licensed
criminals
Niontron Motivational Speaker:
Niontron3: teaching is BAD
Niontron3: for the soceity
Niontron3: why should our kids learn what they want them to
learn...
Niontron3: we should decide what our kids are going to learn...
Niontron3: the text books are written by them with WRONG
knowledge
Niontron3: which does not teach you the real thing...
Niontron3: people go to school and then do shitty jobs...
all their lives they learn NOTHING...
Niontron3: they stay bird brains...
Niontron3: I felt good talking against teacher because cat is
a teacher...
Niontron3: who also knows that they are teaching the wrong thing
...they know that the curriculum created by the government is
wrong...
Anais3233: nion needs to be a motivational speaker
Missing PinkVotary:
LeslieHapablap: daddy, how is that racoon ray?
Tallthinjones: ray is still hungup on verb queen
Tallthinjones: he continually asks after pink somebody
LeslieHapablap: a real cougar.
Tallthinjones: a fat cougar
LeslieHapablap: verbqueen is a fat cougar?
Tallthinjones: no, ray aka "coffeehouse" ray is hot for
pink votary and verb queen
LeslieHapablap: who is not hot for pinkvotary?!?!
LeslieHapablap: she is delightful.
Tallthinjones: he lives on taco bell foods
Tallthinjones: ray
LeslieHapablap: ray is fluffy.
Tallthinjones: yes, she was quite the item
Tallthinjones: i wonder what happened to her. she disappeared.
thin air
Max 314159265358: I miss PinkVotary
LeslieHapablap: i miss her most of all.
LeslieHapablap: i think she opened a scrapbooking store
with doomgrl.
Boating?:
Anais3233: cordial, what about your man in the boat?
CordialCactus: i mean... my watercraft
Anais3233: canoe?
Likesgarters1: now, i'm confused..LOL
Anais3233: i have a canoe
Anais3233: likes, cordial is talking about masturbation
CordialCactus: I am not!
Anais3233: uh
Anais3233: sure
Anais3233: anyway, i have a real canoe
Likesgarters1: ohhhhh, glad you pointed that out to me..:)
Nomdujourxx: You're palms are gonna get hairy
CordialCactus: a for real one?
Anais3233: she veils it nicely
Likesgarters1: I have a big kayak ....
Anais3233: two person?
CordialCactus: i love canoeing
Likesgarters1: one
Bethliebner: do you like?
CordialCactus: -g-
Anais3233: me too, come on down, we'll go canoeing!
CordialCactus: you do mean, canoeing canoeing... right?
Nomdujourxx: canoodling?
Anais3233: i went sea kayaking in a two person one
CordialCactus: with paddles
CordialCactus: cool!
Anais3233: with paddles
Nomdujourxx: kinky
"Ya Think This is a Monet. Mom?":
Lamumsie: my son is cleaning his room
Lamumsie: and keeps bringing me old pictures and stuff
Driving Off a new Grouch:
OnlineHost: ImmaCrankyJew has entered the room.
CordialCactus: wOOt beth... you wild and crazy woman
OnlineHost: ImmaCrankyJew has left the room.
What Chicks Do:
Anais3233: she and i run around in here without shirts on
when no one else is around
Anais3233: hitting each other with feather pillows
CordialCactus: thats what chicks do
What Guys Do:
BooksIut: I found a picture of my boyfriend wearing
a shirt that says I love foie gras.
Hello Kitty Hell:
ManiacEyeball: hell, hello kitty makes kotex
Anais3233: i have a couple pairs of hello kitty boyshort undies
Tem o Bedlam: Where do I go for a Hello Kitty™ shoulder holster?
Anais3233: i want the hello kitty toaster
Anais3233: i want the hello kitty coffee maker
Anais3233: i love hello kitty for some reason
CordialCactus: hello kitty just doesnt do it for me....
i would get some strange oddly shaped dr seuss toaster and
other appliances, though
CordialCactus: that would rock
Anais3233: that would be cool
Ta21l: there you go...a Cat In The Hat coffee maker....
Anais3233: sometimes i feel like painting my kitchen some
really bright loud color when my husband is at work
ManiacEyeball: sanrio stuff makes me happy in general, cuz
it brings me back to... that time.
Tem o Bedlam: I'd settle for a my Little Pony™ light tank.
Ta21l: lol Tem
Anais3233: i bought some really cool sanrio stuff in sanfran
CordialCactus: lol tem
Anais3233: does anyone remember those tererriums from the
sixties and seventies
Ta21l: too young...sorry
Ta21l: wow...i don't get to say that often
Tem o Bedlam: Too stoned...
Bethliebner: i had this blue my little pony that smelt
like some kinda ice cream when i was growing
Bethliebner: up
CordialCactus: what was special about these terrariums?
Anais3233: they were neat
CordialCactus: i had scratch and sniff sticker collection
CordialCactus: the skunk was my favorite
Anais3233: me too, and i loved the skunk one
ManiacEyeball: i bought "oh, the places you'll go" last
winter and it cheered me up for a night
Anais3233: me too!
CordialCactus: ha!
Tem o Bedlam: LOL!
Anais3233: omg, we are soulsistas
ManiacEyeball: gawd
Bethliebner: and so many barbie dolls
CordialCactus: rock on sister in dorkiness!rock on
Query:
CordialCactus: do all moms send their grown daughters underwear?
CordialCactus: mine does
[She'd always made a point not to tell her children what to do,
a policy that while admirable in principle made me extremely
uneasy in practice; not knowing what she thought, I was free
to imagine the worst.]
My Barbies:
Anais3233: my barbies were total whores
Anais3233: always humping ken
Anais3233: making out
CordialCactus: lol.. naked and with chopped hair?
ManiacEyeball: i got x-files barbies
Anais3233: ripping their clothes off
CordialCactus: walk on the wild side with GI joe?
CordialCactus: when she was tired of preppy ken
Howard Stern:
Creepy Loner: God, does that suck...Artie Lange quit
Stern after throwing a fit and I f-ing missed it.
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Creepy Loner: Damn.
DinosoreVagina: is it on youtube creepy?
Max 314159265358: Creep wlecome to 4 days ago
ManiacEyeball: it's probably on youtube
Max 314159265358: Stern won't allow the replays
Creepy Loner: Yeah Max, I've noticed...I turned it on, but nothing...
Max 314159265358: He assaulted a man
Creepy Loner: I can't believe he won't allow the replays, though.
Creepy Loner: I'm thinking that this must be a stunt.
Max 314159265358: Not an intentional stunt but a stunt that
shows Lange is deadweight
Creepy Loner: Nah...he's a good part of the show, I think.
Creepy Loner: I like Artie.
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Max 314159265358: He's supposed to have been dead for 3 years now
Creepy Loner: [blank stare]
Creepy Loner: You baffle me, Max.
Creepy Loner: I vaguely remember that...but he's a known drunk
and degenerate...so what?
Creepy Loner: Drunk and degenerate doesn't mean "dead"...
you should know that, Max.
Max 314159265358: you don't rember when he got so wasted with
the Queer eye guys?
Tired Line, More Tired Clothes:
BooksIut: I smell like Philip Roth cummed on my clothes,
on an everyday basis.
Anais3233: you said that yesterday
BooksIut: I'm wearing the same clothes.
Nionton Moment:
Niontron3: and I am no ordinary bear... I am a TIGER...
Niontron3: royal bengali tiger...
Various704: you are a toy
Niontron3: daisy, bring your boys....
Niontron3: I will do them along with you...
ThePaIeRlDER: they would strap your bengali ass down and
do things to you that you couldnr even imagine
Niontron3: ThePale, are ou joking, BOY?
Niontron3: I am trained to go through any kind of torture
ThePaIeRlDER: im caucasion rono, i aint a 'boy'
DAISYTRAIL: Rono, there's a reason tigers are nearly extinct.
ThePaIeRlDER: :-D
Niontron3: I am a bangladesh counter intelligence spy
Niontron3: this tiger will never become extinct...
Niontron3: k, hublooshes, you had too much rono time
DAISYTRAIL: Rono, I predict Binx will have your head mounted
on his wall before the year is done.
Niontron3: daisy, you predict wrong....I predict, I will make
binx drink my piss in the morning
Niontron3: and call me god everyday...
Niontron3: if you continue to talk like that daisy, I
will post everything here on my site...
Niontron3: the hubloosh---daisy-- has shutten up
DAISYTRAIL: Sorry, Rono, I was busy posting everything you
said to Katy Tried.
Yossarian4now: oh daisytrail is binx?
DAISYTRAIL: Nah, I'm not Binx.
Rono's Counter Site:
Niontron3: did you post the part where I said binx would
drink my pis** every morning?
DAISYTRAIL: I changed it a little, Rono.
Niontron3: because you are a moron....
Niontron3: two can play the same game...
DAISYTRAIL: I changed it to say that you would bring Binx
sweet nectars to drink every morning.
Niontron3: no...I am posting this on my site...
Niontron3: uno momento
ThePaIeRlDER: binx could get testy if his sweet nectar was late
The Dreaded S Word:
Zenchef2006: cactus? i made chocolate genocide today
CordialCactus: zen... im not having chocolate anything
until im swimsuit worthy
Melodramamama22: the s word
CordialCactus: melo, the dreaded and thoroughly loathed s word
Fleurdelochi: suprapubic?
Melodramamama22: i already did it to get it over with
Melodramamama22: yes, exactly that fleur
Candice Hoping to get Lucky:
CordialCactus: someone sucked all the interesting conversational
tidbits right out of my brain
Jennifer Payne: did it hurt
CordialCactus: i dont remember, jenn
Beachpotato01: CC are ypu a victim of a drive-by sucking?
CordialCactus: BP... if i could get so lucky
BookSlut As BookPal:
Tem o Bedlam: Bookslut's one of the first people I met
in here. For about two days, I thought I'd made another
book pal.
ManiacEyeball: then what happened.
Tem o Bedlam: Then she decided I was a liar. For about a
week we had that. I felt like I'd woke up with a
thermonuclear hangover and Ann Coulter.
Tem o Bedlam: I'm a Viet Nam veteran, and not a Republican.
Somehow her grasp of Viet nam convinced her I couldn't be
a Vietnam veteran
Drunken Dounuts:
TDNA983: I almost got in a fight with a cop over doughnuts
PatientOnion3: then you married him?
CordialCactus: i keep one in my glove box...
with my registration
CordialCactus: just in case
TDNA983: no there were about 5 left and i was there first
TDNA983: there is a gas station that cops descend on at about
2:24 every morning
Tem o Bedlam: Aclu cards don't go off as fast when it hits 100º...
TDNA983: i happened to be there drunk eyeing doughnujts one night
PatientOnion3: donuts taste good when you're drunk?
Hada's Bad Timing:
Hadachoke: Doc, right.. time to send me a pic
Hadachoke: why do you people always let your conversation go
downhill as soon as i come here?
DinosoreVagina: hada hada hada
DinosoreVagina: hands of lams
Hadachoke: that's me, sorry
LadyMtnMedic: Hada you have never seen mine so hush
DinosoreVagina: sure ya are
EDruezillaB: wait, someone is complimenting my tits?
Torah Torah Torah:
BooksIut: I wonder if many Jewish middle to upper class
men are encouraged to marry Jewish prostitutes?
BooksIut: Hosea 1:1-3 "Find a prostitute and marry her."
BooksIut: Ruth 4:5-10 "Purchase a piece of property and
get a woman as part of the deal."
BookSlut's Roast:
BooksIut: Remind me to remind the room that my orgasms
produce something close to marshmellow fondant after 12.
PatientOnion3: do you bottle and archive it?
EDruezillaB: I mean, do we really need to know the
consistency of your lubrication that goes unrewarded?
EDruezillaB: I ask you.
PatientOnion3: your sexy fondant collection
Yet Another genre:
BooksIut: All of that mime porn has to be against some commandment.
Candice Was Once Embarressed?:
CordialCactus: that reminds me of something... there were
two very pretty girls at a gas station and i caught my
husband ogling... so i said... yeah, as if you
could get them... (because i was being snide)
so he said....
CordialCactus: "sure i could, all you have to do is embarrass them"
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