No Primary Coverage/
Beysshoes & Vanda AWOL ... hmmm?


2 Nations Separated by a Common Tongue:
JFWaterman: SIgn on a British train platform:
"Stay away from the edge of the platform - or
you might get sucked off."

Faranna Sighted:
DoomGrl: OH MY GOD Faranna!!!!!!!
LeslieHapablap: faranna liked me a lot.
Niontron3: I used to respect faranna

It's Your Fault:
R264606: If you look at pictures by Van Gogh and can't
stand them, you better look to your own limitation!

The Downside of Stardom:
ParaMyrrh: Sharapova is 19 I got some upskirt pics of her

Leslie Stays Legal:
LeslieHapablap: i am playing in a sanctioned bridge tournament.


Manly Hugs:

Niontron3: boulshevit is creepy it is stalking me
...it's phone number is 3232298005
Niontron3: boulshevit is creepy it is stalking me
...it's phone number is 3232298005
PatientOnion3: the fbi is stalking you, you sleeper
cell ringleader
Various704: im stalking you freak.
Niontron3: love really costs some people...
Various704: nion my little slumberkitten.......
Niontron3: don't confuse me with your pillow
PatientOnion3: you are a radical islamite, you are
here illegally, you meet with strange men in places
where they serve falaffel
Various704: cuddle up. group hug.
CordialCactus: so
Various704: awwwww... come on, huggle up.
Boulshevit: Thanks, Var..I needed that
CordialCactus: heh
Various704: indeed
I2DaysInNovember: hey who's hand is that on my butt?
Boulshevit: sorry
CordialCactus: scuse me
I2DaysInNovember: I love these group hugs
Boulshevit: can't be too safe
CordialCactus: are you a hugger, nov?
I2DaysInNovember: oh yes
I2DaysInNovember: I come from a big family a long line
of huggers
Various704: i'm a hugger. shoot me please.
CordialCactus: hugging came slowly to me, until i had kids
Various704: :(
Boulshevit: I'm no hugger...but I never turn one down
Niontron3: various had breakfast with sheep stomach
Niontron3: sheep stomach is called haggis
CordialCactus: then i hugged a cactus
PINKCELEB: Hi Leslie, how are you? I am fine
CordialCactus: and had to relearn to hug
Various704: Boul. (((((((hug))))))))
Boulshevit: Ouch
CordialCactus: hi there pink
PINKCELEB: Hi Various
Boulshevit: Ty, Var
I2DaysInNovember: you know sometimes right before
you hug someone there might be an awkward moment?
not with me just hug away
CordialCactus: lol nov.... thats comforting in a long
distance virtual kind of way
Various704: ((((((((((12))))))))))
CordialCactus: aw
Boulshevit: I'm tearing up, just a little
CordialCactus: lol.. better than throwing up just a little
Various704: me too:'(
I2DaysInNovember: Manly hug<<<<<<>>>>>>>
::slap on the back::
Niontron3: that aroused various
CordialCactus: this is so sweet... binx needs this for katy trie


Contrasts:
Knishofdeath: I'm drinking Hennessy out of a vintage
McDonald's Hamburglar glass


Hillary on Journalism:

She Weird 55: because i like knowing and reporting the
truth but i dont feel like talking about it because it
always brings up a debate and i am not in the mood.
Godwit935: IsShe, you are interested in reporting the truth?
Is She Weird 55: we'
Is She Weird 55: we're all choir boys at best
Godwit935: Whom do you mean, IsShe, with your reference to choirboys?
Is She Weird 55: haha it's a song from taking back sunday


Sympathetic Schizophrenia:

Phronsie: I had a schizophrenic friend
Phronsie: He asked me if I heard voices
Phronsie: I had to tell him no. I felt kind of bad about that.
DinosoreVagina: sympathetic schitzophrenia


Let Us Eat:
IMaMALEcourtesan: i was a line cook at a perkins and orders
that were wrong they let us eat, needless to say every shift
there was a tasty .......wrong one


Charlie Rose Update:

Godwit935: Is anyone watching Charlie Rose?
Godwit935: This Adam Nagourney is on Charlie Rose.
He's the political writer for the NYTimes....he has the
saddest looking mouth.
JuanitaCanDance: charlie rose is a very serious
JuanitaCanDance: i'd have to tickle him if i ever met him


Baiting Godwit .... Again:

PatientOnion3: rono/nion disappears, a terrorist act is
committed, if only homeland security was as aware as me
Godwit935: Patient, you might as well go down to the airport
and turn yourself in.
BinxB91: Rono's Terrorist Instructions---- "your mission is
to go into chat rooms and annoy people"
PatientOnion3: godwit goes to the airport every day.
You know why? CAUSE GODWIT LIKES TO BE GROIN FRISKED!
PatientOnion3: he puts a banana down there to look suspicious


What We Don't See:
Godwit935: And people like to ignore the connection between
homosexuality and mental illness. What more do you need to see?


Leslie and C'Loner's Poetry Adventure:

LeslieHapablap: some person shared a poem about
being sickly in love and i told her to see a psychaitrist.
Creepy Loner: Yeah. That was some of the stinkiest, most
obsessive BS I've seen since I was writing bad poetry in
high school.
LeslieHapablap: it was elementary school bad, however, it
had proper spelling.


You Have to Pick One:

LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, with whom would you rather have
sex: john edwards, hillary clinton, bill richardson or
hillary clinton?
LeslieHapablap: you have to pick one.
Creepy Loner: *Le Soleil Est Pres De Moi / Air*
LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, well?
Creepy Loner: Oh, sorry...
Creepy Loner: Umm...
Creepy Loner: Errm...
Creepy Loner: HILLARY. Duh.
Catpower777: Leslie, did you intentionally put Hillary twice?
Creepy Loner: [wink]
LeslieHapablap: creepy loner, her blouse is kermit green.
what a fashion mistake


Hair Matters:

Phezziwig13: This country is in trouble and issues like
Bill Richardson's hair right now is kind of frightening
LeslieHapablap: have you truly examined his hairdo?!
Harryshaw3178: who really cares about his or her hairdo,
color of shirt or blouse???
Ta21l: well, essentially, you'd be looking as the person who
becomes president a lot...do you really want someone who
gives you the creeps?


Except My Mother:

N5159M: women are the wine of life, they guide us
ParaMyrrh: please there's truth in wine
ParaMyrrh: not much in women
ParaMyrrh: in vino veritas not in femina veritas
N5159M: for me, women offer great truth
ParaMyrrh: what truth is that?
ParaMyrrh: they get you all horned up and then
put horn on you?
ParaMyrrh: horns
ParaMyrrh: oopikins
N5159M: truth of life
ParaMyrrh: frippery
ParaMyrrh: women are murder machines if they are not
impregnated they will abort the egg inside them
ParaMyrrh: and it will run out of them in rancid blood
N5159M: have it your way para
N5159M: I will have it my way
ParaMyrrh: caught in a plastic tube or smeared on a pad
ParaMyrrh: they are cruel beasts by nature
ParaMyrrh: and the suffering their beauty has inspired could
outdo all the Hells ever imagined
ParaMyrrh: All women---except my Mother, of course
ParaMyrrh: who was an Angel

Inventory Control:
LeslieHapablap: i have been looking over a card making
supply catalog.
LeslieHapablap: thus far i have found $167 worth of
items i want.

Business Ethics:

LeslieHapablap: i make greeting cards.
Phezziwig13: Leslie, do they have a Happy Belated Groundhog's
Day card?
LeslieHapablap: phezziwig13, no, though i do have a hedgehog set.
Phezziwig13: Leslie, what would you charge for a Happy Belated
Groundhog Card?
LeslieHapablap: it depends on the amount of "flair" and the
amount of time.
LeslieHapablap: what is your budget?
LeslieHapablap: i do not sell any cards for under $5.
Phezziwig13: Well, it is a rather important holiday for Nio
LeslieHapablap: phezziwig13, as much as i would like to help
you out, i would never allow a piece of my art to end up in
the hands of a schizophrenic chatter.

[I had a lover in the Year of Meats. His name was Sloan
and he was a musician from Chicago. A mutual friend had
sort of set us up, but I was never in New York much and he
was always on the road, so it was months before we actually
met in person. Instead we got into this phone sex thing.
I'd call him up from some trucker's motel in Gnawbone,
Indiana, or wherever we happened to be shooting, and we'd
have these libidinous conversations that went on into the
night. Production paid the bills, so it didn't matter how
long we talked. When we weren't on the phone we'd fax,
and I could usually count on a transmission waiting for me
at the front desk when I'd check into a new motel. It made
things interesting, helped marked the time. I always
wondered if the desk clerks read our faxes or listened in
on our calls.
"Exotic? Well, botanically speaking, yes, but not what
you'd expect. I'm more of a hybrid or a mutant ... I'm tall.
Very tall, pole thin ...
"Green eyes, shaped like my Japanese mother's with her
epicanthic fold. My dad's eyes were blue. The green's not
traceable, but Ma thinks it's 'oni' and I'm the devil's
spawn ...
"Brown hair. Usually. Sometimes I dye it when I'm not
working. Short, but respectable. No, like REALLY short.
Like boy short. Yeah with a couple of AWOL parts that stick
out in front ...
"Breasts? Upstanding, small. Never discouraged, never
lethargic. Yes, quite sensitive ... Hmm, yes, some pain
is good ...
"Now? At a truck stop. Lying on the bed looking up at
the drop ceiling ... An old army green-sleeveless undershirt
and brand new boxer shorts from Wal-Mart ... Haven't been to
near a laundramat in weeks. Yes, men's shorts ... more room
to move around in ..."]


SKLEIN Lives On:
SKlein69: EVERYDAY IS HISTORY IN THE MAKING. HOWARD STERN
LIVE AND UNCENSORED ONLY ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO.
SKlein69: BARNES AND NOBLES BOOKS. BOOKSELLERS SINCE 1873
SKlein69: 7 ELEVEN COFFEE-FRESH BREWED-FRESH TASTE

Pajama Chat:
LeslieHapablap: catpower777, do you find you sleep better in
sock monkey pajamas?
Catpower777: absolutely, Leslie
LeslieHapablap: i agree.
Catpower777: and the slippers arrived yesterday
LeslieHapablap: oh, how are they?


Playing With Bots:

MARIENROSTON: My profile OWNZ check it out
Roughrider999999: If anybody wants to see my pics they
are in my profile
Phezziwig13: CHECK MY PROFILE I DO PUSH UPS WITH NO HANDS
DinosoreVagina: sounds painful
Hadachoke: phez fully extends his nose
Phezziwig13: CHECK OUT MY PICS SEE THE NOSE
Roughrider999999: Im looking for a hot guy or girl picz
are in my profile
MARIENROSTON: check my profile and tell me what i should do to it
Phezziwig13: <----LUKE WARM GUY
Phezziwig13: I'M LOOKING FOR A HOT GUY OR GIRL OR MAMMAL THAT
WEIGHS OVER 40 POUNDS