KATY Tried, Beysshoes Testified.

I've been away for a bit but the ebullient
Beysshoes kept me stocked with clips of Christmas
cheer and other emotions.
The happiest news was a marriage proposal that
Beys forwarded to me. Once I realized it was from
Ta21l, I was relieved. But I still didn't understand
why Ta was proposing to Beysshoes ... I mean they
live at opposite ends of the country from each other.

Well, enough silliness. All the best to you
Ta!!! Though I wouldn't recommend your path to everyone,
it's wonderful that you and your fiancee already have so
much between you.

(By the way, Beysshoes has taken over TooHotDVM's old
block maroon font and she talks about her dog a lot.
Please don't anyone ask her what she had for dinner)


Worthy of a Triple OMG:

Catpower777: Bey, Ta has news
Beysshoes: ta? tell us pls!!!
Ta21l: patience is a virtue...especially when it come
to proposals...lol
Beysshoes: omgomgomg ya getting hitched girl???
Ta21l: well, Bey...I'm getting married
Ta21l: he proposed at 1:30 am Christmas morning
Beysshoes: congrats taaa!!! is he worthy? are you happy?
when will you marry? omgomgomg
Catpower777: I knew Bey would show the proper enthusiasm
Beysshoes: cat we gonna be busy planning the shower!!!


I Don't Get It:

LadyMtnMedic: guess you will be changing your SN now TA
LadyMtnMedic: you will now become Ta-Da
Ta21l: lmao Lady...I like it
Ta21l: either that or MrsPbngz...his screen name
Beysshoes: i dont get the ta-da joke. his last name is pbngz?


Let's All Get Married:

CryCrySadViolins: Tab is getting married...The chat room guys
will cry all night...But don't you worry...She's not in a hurry
...To end her single life...and PB will be so happy...until the
honeymoon is through...So why don't we all get married...tooo
Creepy Loner: [smirk]
Creepy Loner: That's good.
ImThePaIeRlDER: i have 5 kids with 5 women, i never got married
Creepy Loner: I'm spawnless and ringless...
Creepy Loner: I got close to getting married once, though.
Creepy Loner: And had a pregnancy scare once.
Creepy Loner: I didn't care much for either experience.
LadyMtnMedic: close a couple of times, but wisened up
Ta21l: come on Creepy...if he wasn't a wonderful creature, do
you think I'd be with him or wait so long for him to propose?
ImThePaIeRlDER: just once creep?
LadyMtnMedic: close to wedding that is
Creepy Loner: In both cases, just once.
Creepy Loner: Not with the same men, though...
that's the dramatic twist.
Niontron3: "Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his moccasins. "~Native american proverb.

Wow:

LadyMtnMedic: how long have you been together?
Ta21l: 13 years
CryCrySadViolins: wow
LadyMtnMedic: ditto wow
Creepy Loner: Not bad, Ta.
Ta21l: lol...told you patience was a virtue
Jam7604801: sounds like Gene Simons
Beysshoes: ta he yoh baby daddy?
Ta21l: to both yes
Beysshoes: omg that is too cool ta!
Ta21l: yeah, but even he's not getting married Jam....lol


Christmas Rocks:

DinosoreVagina: I once got engaged for Christmas
DinosoreVagina: but I wanted a puppy instead
CryCrySadViolins: My girlfriend wanted a Rock for Christmas...
so I went out in the street and found her one....Now that is
what you call romantic.
Ta21l: lmao...and do you still have the scar where she hit
you with it?


As a Man ... :

ImThePaIeRlDER: dino, as a mAN i will tell you straight up,
some guys give a ring never intending to marry, just to keep
the woman shutup while he has his way b4 movin on
DinosoreVagina: Rider, if only more women were that lucky.


From the Room Intellectual:
BooksIut: Anyone else up for some Jacuzzi frottage with lil
ole buxom Tea-ja?


Triple Word Score:

Ta21l: ok Bey...all sent
Beysshoes: worth the wait ta. definitely.
Ta21l: oh yeah
Beysshoes: ta, whats with the scrabble board?
Ta21l: that's how he asked...we were playing, I went into the
other room, and when I came back in, he pointed to the Scrabble
board...I turned around and there he was with the ring in
his hand
Beysshoes: omgomgOMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Beysshoes: imma fainting
Beysshoes: oh gina. love still exists. sigh.
DinosoreVagina: love & romance Beys


Kohl in Your Stocking:

DinosoreVagina: my son won't even let me shop at
Kohls for Christmas
Beysshoes: whats wrong with kohls gina
DinosoreVagina: he thinks they sell coal Beys


Beysshoes' Mom:

Beysshoes: mommer wouldn't talk to me cat.
Catpower777: what do you mean, Bey?
Beysshoes: she told sissy she's cooking. which, of
course, is a lie.
PatientOnion3: bey, perhaps if you spoke ENGLISH, and not
your halfwit hillbilly dialect
Beysshoes: mommer speaks whole hillbilly
ParaMyrrh: Onion amen
ParaMyrrh: Bey and she's Asian?
ParaMyrrh: Im not buying it
Beysshoes: she's third generation stoopid
Beysshoes: third gene can learn themselves hillbilly
iffin dey like
ParaMyrrh: doesn't matter Asians are well educated and
speak excellent english by the third generation
Beysshoes: that's prejudice.
ParaMyrrh: they hate affected diction
Beysshoes: you're talking binx now
ParaMyrrh: it is not
ParaMyrrh: Asians are excellent speakers
ParaMyrrh: very intelligent
Beysshoes: so what am i? a mutant?
ParaMyrrh: yes
ParaMyrrh: Asians are not into affectation they have dignity
unless a Game Show is involved


Atonement:

Niontron3: I apologize to the few people I've been nasty with
Beysshoes: Q... are satsumas mandarin oranges?... merrymerry rono!
Beysshoes: rono! i'm so happy to see you so cheerful!
Beysshoes: oh rono! you're like the best xmas gift ever!
Niontron3: Bey, because the problem is gone
Niontron3: unwrap me..


BookSlut Swoons:

Nomdujourxx: Gave my wife a lump of coal one year,
she loved it
Nomdujourxx: The fact that it was sculpted into an owl with
ruby red eyes had nothing to do with it and the fact that
she is a collector of owls, didn't either
BooksIut: Nom. Your font is so pretty!


Spot the Voyeur Below:

Godwit935: Nion, you have to endorse homosexuality to be
okay in your book?
Niontron3: I don't care what people do in their beds
Beysshoes: i do i do . i wanna know.
Godwit935: Beys, you are such a sick foreinger.
Beysshoes: ty godwit
Creepy Loner: Unless that person is Creepy Loner --- then
Nion seems to care with a passion.


Chritsmas Love ... almost:

Phezziwig13: Can you feel the love in the room?
Phezziwig13: Can you feel it?
Godwit935: Phezzi, I am full of Christian love today.
Beysshoes: group hug fezz ... g'wit? rono? creeps? heck even
da bot can hug with us yes?
Phezziwig13: Hark, the herald angels sing
Phezziwig13: Glory to the newborn king
Creepy Loner: Please Beys...I wouldn't touch that maggot with
anything other than Raid.
Beysshoes: which maggot creeps?
Creepy Loner: Nion.
Godwit935: All maggots creep. Haha!
Beysshoes: rono isn't a maggot creeps. he just gets sick
sometimes you silly girl
Creepy Loner: [blank stare]
Phezziwig13: Ring Christmas Bells, merrily ring
Creepy Loner: Jesus.
Godwit935: No slapping on Christmas, girls.
Beysshoes: you want a maggot. i'll go fetch BLT for ya
Phezziwig13: Tell all the world, Jesus is king
Jam7604801: you got that right bey


The Wizard of Odd:
Phezziwig13: Flying carpets are real....
of course a tornado is required

Another Spat:

Niontron3: I worked for MOMA 6 months
Phezziwig13: in 1978?
Beysshoes: what did you do there please?
Beysshoes: so rude fezz
Niontron3: my internship as a web designer
Niontron3: all i did was checked their emails
Phezziwig13: Beys, highlight my SN and click the little
ignore button and all will be sweetness and light for you
Beysshoes: that is a privilege and honor...i think that
is very impressive rono
Phezziwig13: click me
Phezziwig13: g'head
Phezziwig13: I won't cry
Beysshoes: i'm stupidvising what you say to rono fezz so hush.
Niontron3: bey, do not worry...I have phezz on ignore...
Godwit935: Oh Nion, don't be such a sissy


Suck it Up, Boys:
Godwit935: There's plenty of homosexually inclined men who
have through history married and had families and been good men.

Whippet's Chritsmas:
Beysshoes: nova, i baked a raspberry citrus ham for derby's
first xmas dinner


Ham it Up, Girls:

CordialCactus: what's that, ham?
Beysshoes: bragging on me ham again candice...
seems everybody had ham
CordialCactus: yes.. we had regular ole ham
CordialCactus: what was yours called again.. citrus something
Beysshoes: raspberry citrus
Beysshoes: twas the first time derby begged for more dinner. lol
CordialCactus: feel like maybe possibly sending me the recipe?
CordialCactus: purdy please. when you have time
Beysshoes: oh i just made it up on the spot candice
CordialCactus: well.. what did you make it up with? :-D
Beysshoes: glaze = sauteed onions, garlic, raspberry syrup,
fresh lemon and rind
Beysshoes: honey
CordialCactus: ah
Beysshoes: mustard
Beysshoes: (gray poupon and reg)
CordialCactus: lol... you cook like i cook
Beysshoes: cloves naturally
CordialCactus: just guess and grab
Beysshoes: nope, i mimicked a foodtv guy
CordialCactus: oh.. so much for relating then.. heh
CordialCactus: aha... will give it a go possibly..
need to pick up the raspberry stuff and honey... and cloves, though



Vanda With No Follow-Through:

Vanda52: i was basically proposed to tonight
ParaMyrrh: scary
Beysshoes: tell us!
Vanda52: 56 year-old muslim
Vanda52: lady
Beysshoes: was it a bot honey?
Vanda52: at country valley farms
ParaMyrrh: Vanda would you convert? Muslims have a
good hold on their women
Vanda52: nah
Vanda52: it was odd
ParaMyrrh: Vanda I like their sexual division of labor
Beysshoes: why didn't you take her home? how did she propose?
Beysshoes: did she let you peek under her burkah?
Vanda52: oh , you mean i could get a free worker ?
Vanda52: i like that
Vanda52: its too long to explain sarai
Beysshoes: law allan, you are getting so lazy. you cant even
bother to splain stuff no moh

[I really can't tell you what's beautiful anymore.
I passed two fellows on the street the other day.
I know who they are, they work at the garage.
They are not churchgoing, either one of them,
just decent young fellows who have to be joking
all the time, and there they were propped up against
the garage wall in the sunshine, lighting up their
cigarettes. They're always so black with grease and
so strong with gasoline I don't know why they don't
catch fire themselves. They were passing remarks back
and forth that way they do and laughing that wicked
way they have. And it seemed beautiful to me]


Pleasantly Annoying:

ParaMyrrh: Vanda doesn't bey annoy you with her mawkish
concern over you? I mean, doesn't she know you're a man?
Vanda52: nah, i like bey
ParaMyrrh: vanda i like her too but she's annoying
Vanda52: oh god, she's very annoying
CordialCactus: arent we all annoying in some way? take you
two for instance


Dream Home:
Beysshoes: i've always had a dream of living in a quonset house


Don Imus Music Reviews:

WarHorseThor: is tracy chapman a man or woman?
WarHorseThor: I have always meant to find that out
WarHorseThor: I dont like her
Beysshoes: lemme find her link ... she's my ultimate fave!!!
LadyMtnMedic: black gal with nappy hair
Lydiaparn8: She's quite intelligent. I think she went to
veterinarian school.
WarHorseThor: an intelligent vet school grad would be a vet
Catpower777: I know she went to Tufts for awhile
Beysshoes: ain't you kind lady. how christian of you.
Lydiaparn8: Yes, but instead she went into music.
WarHorseThor: dont mouth off to lady beys
LadyMtnMedic: pardon?
Beysshoes: she has dreads. and dont tell me what to say to
your ex's james.
WarHorseThor: ex's?
LadyMtnMedic: dreads?
Beysshoes: dread locks. duh
LadyMtnMedic: what did I say that pissed you off?
Beysshoes: what you notice about a musical genius is her
black and nappy hair lady.
Vanda52: beys is an overwrought nut, pay her no mind


But We Love Ya, Phezz:
Phezziwig13: I WAS JUST IN THE AUTHOR'S LOUNGE.
WHAT A BUNCH OF PUNKS

What the Hell are they Talking About?:

Beysshoes: allan i'm so so so happy fezdora is back.
Vanda52: she must have an odd life
Vanda52: i couldn't do what she does
Beysshoes: she's an adventuress allan. i so admire her
Vanda52: how old is she?
LadyMtnMedic: what is she doing now?
Vanda52: she house and pet sits roc
Beysshoes: young still. lady she's housesitting across the country
Vanda52: and moves from place to place
LadyMtnMedic: ah
Vanda52: apparantly no ties
Beysshoes: something like you allan. except that she moves her body.
Vanda52: i see
Vanda52: you say the oddest stuff
Phezziwig13: IS BEYS BEING RUDE YET AGAIN
Vanda52: i think you have a crush on me


Phezz's Author Lounge Experience Explained:

Phezziwig13: BEYS IS EITHER QUOTING SOME MOVIE OR HAVING
A MELTDOWN
Phezziwig13: I HOPE FOR THE LATTER
Beysshoes: that's not funny
Phezziwig13: I MEAN ANOTHER MELTDOWN
Beysshoes: is that you james? stop it. now.
Phezziwig13: SURE, CALL ME JIM. SEE IF I CARE


Heinous:

Niontron3: Even when all of you are having fun, talking
boisterously, there are people among you who is lonely
and hurting...
Beysshoes: yes. fezz is lonely rono. please go to him.
Phezziwig13: NOT BAD, BEY
Jptos000: *snicker*
Catpower777: heinous is an underused word


Imitation Name-Calling:

Creepy Loner: My mother's not well, I'm tired, Fork left me
...[sniffle]...my day just isn't complete if I'm not being
called a cum-guzzling wh*re on top of all that.
Beysshoes: i'm so very sorry creeps you clamydia ridden ho
Creepy Loner: You're trying Beys, you're trying...
Creepy Loner: But Nion has the magic.
Creepy Loner: He knows where my sweet spot is.
Beysshoes: get a room already you smelly syphillitic skank


Re-Virgin:

Creepy Loner: I haven't had sex in [thinking about this]
...3.5 years?
I2DaysInNovember: Creepy is half way to being a revirgin
Catpower777: 7 years and you're a virgin again?
2DaysInNovember: yes
LadyMtnMedic: seven year itch
Creepy Loner: Yes. Well, that's what a wise gay man once told me.
He said that it grows back after 7 years.
Creepy Loner: I'll take his word for it.
Creepy Loner: He'd been around enough, God knows...he'd have
done the math on this matter.
LadyMtnMedic: how would a wise gay man ever know THAT?
Creepy Loner: Why wouldn't he know that?
Max The Obscure: a gay man knows of hymens?!
LadyMtnMedic: exactly Max
Creepy Loner: Well, Art F*g does...I porked him.
Creepy Loner: And hard.
Beysshoes: wow. you have a weinie to pork pipples with creep?
Creepy Loner: Sure...it straps on, but it's good as gold, Beys.
Creepy Loner: Wanna ride?
LadyMtnMedic: okay Beys, that made coffee come up
Beysshoes: oh creeps thank you so much but nolo


Collapse of Cognitive Armor:

Creepy Loner: Sex is something that I don't really want,
so if I were talked into it, I'd be wrestling with the
collapse of some serious cognitive armor...which would
become a problem for you.
Creepy Loner: Or whoever nailed me.
ImThePaIeRlDER: Ive been looking for a woman like you my
entire life


ADHD:

Weiser120: let's talk about novels
Greatteepo4615: what a novel idea
Weiser120: anyone here watch c-span today
Lydiaparn8: c-span is a novel?

Hard Question:

Max The Obscure: Have you read the Book Reviews at KatyTried?
Lydiaparn8: katy tried is Binx who puts chatroom conversations
on a blog?
Beysshoes: yes lydi
Lydiaparn8: why?


Making the Grade:

StayHomeNsave: I had to work my way through college
Creepy Loner: I had to blow a lot of professors...
StayHomeNsave: that's disgusting creepy
Beysshoes: wow did you get the A's tho creeps?
Creepy Loner: [frown]
Creepy Loner: For the most part, Beys...but I accidentally
"scraped" once...that led to a C.
Creepy Loner: [sniffle]
Max The Obscure: jesus christ
Max The Obscure: Creep
Creepy Loner: [shrugs...goes back to playing cribbage]


Onion as a Child:

PatientOnion3: Barbie is NOT a real female, I LOOKED,
it's smooth
Lamumsie: that IS truly depraved, PatO
PatientOnion3: just like Ken

Dirty Dancing:

JuanitaCanDance: ooo i love to dress up
JuanitaCanDance: get all pretty and go dancing
JuanitaCanDance: honey i put the dirty in dirty dancing!!
ImThePaIeRlDER: the time of my
ImThePaIeRlDER: lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
CordialCactus: dont get rider started!


BookSlut Back to Being a Prude:

Catpower777: hey, Pale
ImThePaIeRlDER: hey cat
Catpower777: Did you ever know that you're my hero?
ImThePaIeRlDER: me?
DinosoreVagina: oy
ImThePaIeRlDER: i should get some nookie fer that right?
DinosoreVagina: ok that is not supposed to have a question mark
BooksIut: You people sicken me.
BooksIut: ::hands in fists::


Feel 'em:

JuanitaCanDance: my best friend got her boobs done and they
look awful
JuanitaCanDance: they feel worse
Catpower777: Juanita, ever notice how people always want you to
feel their new breasts?
Greatteepo4615: no one ever wants me to feel their new breasts
CordialCactus: cat... lol... have you?
Catpower777: Cactus, I love women, but not that much
EmpressZ21: my gf did show anyone and everyone
EmpressZ21: when she got hers
JuanitaCanDance: oh she shows them too
JuanitaCanDance: you dont even have to ask!!!
ImThePaIeRlDER: omgawd juanita
DinosoreVagina: I know a guy who goes around showing his
wifes pictures
EmpressZ21: nope she lifts her shirt and wham there they are
DinosoreVagina: I find that really weird
CordialCactus: thats what it was like when i was bartending in a biker bar
Greatteepo4615: no one ever wants me to feel their old breasts either
JuanitaCanDance: yep standing there like two big ol' rocks
ImThePaIeRlDER: how come i never meet anyone like that
CordialCactus: here look at these.... feel em.. no really..
dont they feel real
Catpower777: apparently they want to get their money's worth
DinosoreVagina: I worked in a redneck bar Cactus
ImThePaIeRlDER: redneck women get boob jobs?


Spot the Sober One in the Room:
Lpwfuw: Do any of you ever check a dictionary or encylopedia?
DinosoreVagina: intentionally?


BookSlut's Mom:

BooksIut: My mom is coming home.
BooksIut: So I fibbed.
BooksIut: I said I wasn't feeling good.
BooksIut: So she said,
BooksIut: "OH MY GOD, BABY! ARE YOU OK? DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?"
PatientOnion3: you fibbed to your own mother?
PatientOnion3: you going to set homeless people on fire next?
ImThePaIeRlDER: my god you frikin lied to your mom?
CordialCactus: i think i want my mom
PatientOnion3: and kick harry's dogs?
ImThePaIeRlDER: that's dispicable book
DinosoreVagina: you can have mine
DinosoreVagina: where should I ship her?


Cuteness Demolished:

BooksIut: cute pick-up line: "excuse me, do you have any
raisins? how about a date?"
Greatteepo4615: they're never in my hand long enough to melt
CordialCactus: that's where im going wrong
Greatteepo4615: straight from bag to mouth
DinosoreVagina: ok, THOSE AREN'T RAISINS
DinosoreVagina: but hey, a raisin isn't always a raisin


"I can get any babe I want":

BJ10ACE: Why would you have a chat room dedicated to book shelves?
BJ10ACE: Is there any biches in here?
Boulshevit: Is there?
DinosoreVagina: what's a biche?
Greatteepo4615: is that some sort of food type?
ImThePaIeRlDER: none that want a puny little shrivel dik liker you bj
Greatteepo4615: biche?
DinosoreVagina: bischon?
ImThePaIeRlDER: blow job bj
Greatteepo4615: none of that in here, sorry
Greatteepo4615: we did have fruit loops and trix though
BJ10ACE: I got nothing to worry about, I can get any babe I want


Sexualizing?:

Beysshoes: piepo ... i hope you keep coming here. this room needs
your light touch.
Jennifer Payne: hmm
Greatteepo4615: why thank you
TommyGillooly: labk, you are a sad person filled with vitriol
and rancor and get your kicks from disparagin others
Beysshoes: now jen. dont be sexualizing every remark. oof
Jennifer Payne: that was pretty dirty, byess, admit it hehe


Hillary's Heroes:
Is She Weird 55: wayne and garth are my heroes. along with
dr. dre, jimmy carter, and edward r. murrow.


Rono With No Murano:

Niontron3: I hate most of the people who calls me...
Niontron3: my newly wed friend
Niontron3: who thinks I am always available to go with him
trips that he makes with his wife...and who is always proud
to drive me in his nissan murano
Niontron3: giving the message to Rono "Rono, you can never
ever afford a brand new murano"


MisDiagnosis:
Is She Weird 55: i was once bulimic for an entire week.
turns out i had the flu.


Onion on the Straight and Narrow:

PatientOnion3: WHEN I CAME BACK FROM NAM I GOT A JOB AT THE
CADILLAC PLANT, GREAT UNION JOB, GOT MARRIED HAD TWO
WONDERFUL BOYS
PatientOnion3: STILL MARRIED TO HER
BinxB91: ... had two wonderful boys?
Joed22298: Thats good to hear Onion
PatientOnion3: NOT LIKE BINIX, "OH I GOT DIVORCED", NOT LIKE
GODWIT' "I JUST WATCH CHARLIE ROSE"


Maybe We SHOULD Check Out Charlie Rose:

Godwit935: Anyone see Charlie Rose tonight? Had on that Richard Russo.
PatientOnion3: GODWIT, EVERY NIGHT YOU COME IN AND ASK "ANYBODY SEEN
MY FAVORITE HOMOSEXUAL TV SHOW "CHARLIE ROSE""
Godwit935: Patient, I guess you didn't see it.
PatientOnion3: IT SICKENS ME, FIND A GIRL, BOINK HER, QUIT WATCHING
GAY TV SHOWS
DinosoreVagina: is it a rerun?
BinxB91: Richard Russo wrote "Straight Man"
PatientOnion3: JEEZ LOUISE
Godwit935: Patient, this is Book Shelf.
PatientOnion3: I AM SICK OF ALL THE GAY MEN THAT COME IN THIS CHATROOM
Sweet Disorder 2: Oh....my goodness! Godwit!!
PatientOnion3: WHERE ARE THE MEN WHO BUILT THIS COUNTRY?
Joed22298: Why is that Onion?
PatientOnion3: JUST THE ONES WHO ARE TRYING TO DESTROY IT COME IN HERE!
PatientOnion3: WHY IS WHAT JO-ED?
Joed22298: yeah
PatientOnion3: BE SPECIFIC, I AM NOT A MIND READER SON


Demoting Captain Crunch:

Phezziwig13: I just remembered. I have Cap'n Crunch cereal
Hadachoke: i'm having cookies and scotch
Phezziwig13: I have milk, too
Bunnicqula: cookies are the better bet
Ta21l: great, now I want cookies...brb again....
BinxB91: I have old box of cereal on the Shelf ----
Lieutenant Commander Crunch
Phezziwig13: Taste more like Chief Petty Officer Crunch
BinxB91: Seaman Crunch?
MrsCactusClaus: that is the true breakfast of champions
BinxB91: appreciate the subtlety, candice


Remembering Crapheads:

Hadachoke: asshat?
Jennifer Payne: :: adds "asshat" to vocabulary ::
Jennifer Payne: it does have a nice ring to it
Hadachoke: or ass hat?
Creepy Loner: That's been around for quite a while.
CordialCactus: notice the way it rolls of the tongue, and
pleasant aroma and how pleasing to the palette
CordialCactus: creepy... im not hip and cool like you..
Wurd is still new to me
BinxB91: EnolaJoy used to call us crapheads
Hadachoke: Enola said a lot of stuff
Hadachoke: poor ol' guy
CordialCactus: what happened to him?
Hadachoke: his nurse wouldn't change his diaper when it
needed changing
CordialCactus: i rmember him from when i was canola18
and was mistaken for him a few times
BinxB91: According to Enola himself he should be busy publishing
his study on our pointless existence in chat rooms
BinxB91: He was working on a 5-year study
Hadachoke: I hope he had enough time to finish it, Binx
Jennifer Payne: what's more pathetic than a chatroom? doing a
study about a chatroom.
BinxB91: Touche Jennifer. I wish I'd thought to say that
CordialCactus: What I Learned From Chat Rooms....
CordialCactus: that Im not always going to be the biggest dork


Praising Vanda:

BinxB91: Does Vanda speak anymore?
Jam7604801: he was talking earlier binx
DinosoreVagina: yes, but only for a little while Binx
Kuntmutilator: VANDA HAD A STROKE
PatientOnion3: a stroke of genius


Traitor:
Is She Weird 55: i feel bad that i ate a sub from cosmic subs


Collage Girl:

LSUBABE11292: HEY EVERY1!
BinxB91: LSU?
LSUBABE11292: ??
LSUBABE11292: WUT?
BinxB91: You are a student at LSU?
LSUBABE11292: NOPE LSU FOOTBALL FAN
BinxB91: well good, because LSU does have some admissions standards.
LSUBABE11292: i am gonna go there 4 collage though
Hadachoke: lol
LSUBABE11292: ??
Hadachoke: mean, binx
Forkrereredux: 4 collage?
Forkrereredux: dear, fork doesn't think you'll be getting in
any colleges


Vocaulary Night at the Nerd Show:

LSUBABE11292: what does witty mean?
CordialCactus: witty means jocular
LSUBABE11292: what does jocular mean
DinosoreVagina: lol
Hadachoke: Jocular refers to the jock strap
DinosoreVagina: which is witty
LSUBABE11292: ?? w/e yall make me feel dumb
PatientOnion3: lsu babe, i will make you feel special
DinosoreVagina: witty is humorous, LSU
CordialCactus: jocular can mean ebullient
BinxB91: L'Babe, stick with Onion. He'll teach you about cooking
Jam7604801: and modeling
CordialCactus: im not sure what ebullient can mean
DinosoreVagina: it can mean jocular Cactus
Hadachoke: ebullient can mean a virus....
Hadachoke: from Africa
Creepy Loner: I thought it meant bright, bubbly...
Creepy Loner: Slut would know.
Hadachoke: yes, a bright, bubbly virus
Jam7604801: book has been chatless for 2 days
Phezziwig13: I just heard The Girl from Ipenema
Hadachoke: yer blood turns bright red and bubbles outta yer
opren sores
DinosoreVagina: dictionary says Ebullient is boil or agitated
Hadachoke: see? a virus
Phezziwig13: Where's Uncle Godwit?
DinosoreVagina: perhaps he has come down with ebullient
Creepy Loner: It goes on to say bubbly and overflowing with
enthusiasm.
CordialCactus: exuberant and effervecent are ebullient synonyms...
stop it, you're making my nerd show


Miracle Workers:
Gypsyjo47: If you ever become close to a librarian, they can
work miracles at procuring books that are very hard to come by.


Black Advantages:

Godwit935: Morrison is popular because she is black. Same as
Obama being a champion candidate because he is black.
Eat at staples2: that is so stupid, wit
MaxCady912: godwit sounds like ben stein after a serious head injury


Because There Couldn't be Any More:
PatientOnion3: i love the bookshelf now, it is much better,
less mindless chatter