YUCK YUCK YUCK/ Unfamiliar Phrases/
Liarface To the Max/Nora of Austen/
Eve of Nashville/ Victoria of Syracuse/
Thorapy/(Cheer Up Fleurdolochi)


Who Needs Zinfindel Chicken?:
Creepy Loner: Okay...
Creepy Loner: In a few minutes, tasty coffee.

Who Needs Sushi?:
KyKimmie80: Zen, do you eat sushi?
Zenchef2006: kimmie, not anymore for the same reason most
women wont date a male gynecologist
StarlightStorms: ah.......


Was She With Elvis?:
DoomGrl: i met KatyTried the other nite.
i didnt know she was real


Haunted:
NoraMcKee525: why is sex and the city always on? it haunts me
like one of those paintings where the eyes follow you
CordialCactus: i always seem to catch the funky spunk episode


Candy is Sweet But Liquor is ... :
DAISYTRAIL: I bet that's what they're doing, making up the names.
DAISYTRAIL: BookSlut may as well be talking Chinese, I don't
understand anything she says.
DoomGrl: Bookie rocks
DAISYTRAIL: yeah yeah yeah, right
Pablo Bigasso: Book Slut is a denizen of this dive?
DoomGrl: she is sweet, some times. lol
DAISYTRAIL: sweet? are you joking? when?
Catpower777: when doom is drunk, Book is sweet
DoomGrl: I dont drink alcohol Cat
DAISYTRAIL: ok, it must be the drugs, then


Contrasting Styles:
DoomGrl: i dont like fat
DAISYTRAIL: fine, stick to your yogurt and granola, just
throw me your steak

Unreliable Reporter:
Catpower777: I see I'm going to have to go have a buffalo
burger and report back
Tammynet: i am not sure you are trustworthy, Cat. You
like Okra after all


Scary Trucks:
DoomGrl: big trucks are scary. plus they peek in your car
as you go by
BinxB91: Doom, wear pants
Pablo Bigasso: or at least show a little thigh
DoomGrl: ok, i guess thats the problem
DoomGrl: i once changed into shorts in the car, and this
truck driver kept watching
DoomGrl: of course it took a long time, the long underwear
and all
Catpower777: do you moon them, Doom?
DoomGrl: i like when they blow their horn


The DaisyTrail Way:
DAISYTRAIL: Pablo's right, show a little thigh. Then keep the
truck behind you, and if you break down, you'll have automatic help.
Pablo Bigasso: Daisy, I can tell you're the practical type.



Scenic Nova Scotia:
DoomGrl: ellen page's next movie is about roller derby
BinxB91: Ellen Page grew up in Nova Scotia
DoomGrl: i love Nova Scotia
DoomGrl: once we saw a coca cola truck rolled over on the
coast highway
DoomGrl: and we saw a meteor shower


Dim Prospect:

Prospect26: Lady...I am not a drinker.
LadyMtnMedic: currently, or Ever?
Summers Eve L: That's odd, Prospect. You have always seemed
like a drinker to me.
Prospect26: Lady...what are you getting at?
Summers Eve L: You know. Moody, nonsensical, somewhat disturbed,
obsessed....
LadyMtnMedic: you use to talk pretty openly about it


Phrase Meister:
Summers Eve L: I'm doing damn dandy, Zen. Thanks for asking.
Summers Eve L: I missed your answer to my question about work,
Zen. AOL farted on me. Sorry. Hope it was good.
LadyMtnMedic: dam dandy, kinda has a ring to it, I like that


Dear Nora, It's Just a Blog:

NoraMcKee525: well, my friend that i forgot to pick up from the
er the other day because i was busy reading katytried..
NoraMcKee525: evidently, she is really sick
Summers Eve L: Oh. Ouch. Yeah.
NoraMcKee525: i know..right?



Odds and Ends:

KammaToasted: i've received and at least partially perused
7 mailings of literature on alaskan cruises

MsVictoriaLynn1: took me a week to get my rear end to unpucker

Summers Eve L: My dog just farted and it scared him.

Godwit935: These beautiful, skinny, illiterate broads that get
on the tube.

ManiacEyeball: we had naps in preschool, i was always jealous of
the rich bitches with sleeping bags

NoraMcKee525: why do i keep dreaming about my uterus falling out?

MsVictoriaLynn1: I always practice safe socks

Bethliebner: you have to celebrate when a cat wakes up

Fleurdelochi: the whole fucking day is a distraction

Darkcurlygrl: WOW I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MANY WEIRDOS IN HERE AT ONE TIME




Nora's Challenge:

NoraMcKee525: well, the time is at hand people
NoraMcKee525: wish me luck
CordialCactus: good luck.. may the fence scaling force be with you
Darkcurlygrl: come back alive!
NoraMcKee525: goodbye cruel shelf
CordialCactus: no matter how bruised and battered you are....
CordialCactus: you have to return to share your exploits with us
CordialCactus: even if the dogs chew off your typing finge...
BinxB91: why is she climbing fences?
CordialCactus: she promised to feed a friends dogs
CordialCactus: and she lost the key

What's your point?:
Godwit935: This is Book Shelf.
DoomGrl: should we be reading?

Can't Hold a Rage:
CordialCactus: i hate you all
CordialCactus: lol brb


Mike Myers Quote:
Zenchef2006: i love the line in so i married an axe
murderer when the girl asks mike meyers if he likes haggis?
Zenchef2006: "no actually i think all scottish food was
developed on the basis of a dare"


Wanna Bet on Godwit's Ethnicity?:
Godwit935: What is the quality of the Scottish that makes them
such great businessmen, such great Presbyterians, such managers?


What, No Haggis?:

NoraMcKee525: cactus...my kidney is swollen to the size of
maria shriver's jaw
CordialCactus: why is your kidney swollen?
NoraMcKee525: it's like a tetherball
NoraMcKee525: idk...something about never drinking anything but
alcohol , coffee, and dr pepper while chewing on some sourpatch
kids


She's On To You, Nora:
Summers Eve L: Sourpatch kids are the shiznit o bim bam
snip snap sack.
Summers Eve L: If my calculations are correct. OMG. I just saw
you with a pocket protector.

And She's Onto Onion too!:
Summers Eve L: I think that Liarface uses little character
voices for his different personalties. I imagine that he
reads his lines out loud in ridiculous voices.
Summers Eve L: I think that's why bakes all that crap.
He bakes his finger puppets.



How to Be a 40-year old virgin:
Godwit935: Anais, it's a known fact.



"I'm sorry mom":

LadyQuasi: There is actually a show that was on Broadway and
the West End called "Puppetry of the Penis." The subtitle is
Genital Origami
Dickenzian: Lady, the way the GOP gets votes is to point out
that such plays get grants
DoomGrl: i heard about that Lady
DoomGrl: what could they possibly do with them for 2 hours
in a show??
CordialCactus: lady.. when i first met you in thinkers.. i think
you gave me that link.. because i have it in my favorites
DoomGrl: stick it in this, stick it in that
LadyQuasi: Yep...they apparently tour the world with this act.
NoraMcKee525: what is it?
CordialCactus: Puppetry of the Penis
DoomGrl: a show about junk
CordialCactus: im sorry mom


Well, It Won't Displace Fireworks:
Beysshoes: fezz, the fourth is an excellent time to spread the
word and voter reg forms for obama yes?


Point-Counterpoint:
Darkcurlygrl: and why is ur name shackleton
Shackleton912: why are you named after my pubic hair?


Jane Knows:

Ippsnak: you'll LOOOVE abba after that movie
Creepy Boner: Oh, f**k that. I had some little ponce friend
that made me listen to "Dancing Queen" 10,000 times.
Creepy Boner: I HATE ABBA.
BinxB91: what's a ponce friend?
Ippsnak: i know i was just wondering that...what's a ponce
friends
JaneH56: Ponce friend, "gay friend".


If You're Interested, I Am Interesting:
B00KGASM: I bought an interesting book, today.
NoraMcKee525: what book, book
Anais3233: what book was that?
Ippsnak: what book?
B00KGASM: Hold on a sec.


Parenting Techniques:

CordialCactus: brb.. have to use #8 patented parenting
technique of "you want to go camping tomorrow? yeah?
well then go to bed! Now NOW! i said go to bed"
Anais3233: cordial you need to com over to my house and
see my bedtime technique
DinosoreVagina: Anais, isn't that for private viewing only
Lilly Carden: A little Benadril in their milk?
Anais3233: we say, go to bed, and unless you're choking
or bleeding from your eyes, you are not to come out of your
room.
NoraMcKee525: dimetapp is good for that lilly
Anais3233: and then, if they do, say, MOM AND DAD ARE GOING
TO BE NAKED OUT HERE, STAY IN YOUR BED
Anais3233: also, i say 'You don't have to go to sleep, you
just have to pretend you are sleeping"


Classroom Techniques:

NoraMcKee525: anais...i use that with my class you may bother
me if blood is ERUPTING from your body...not becasue you
think it might bleed or it bled yesterday afternoon
NoraMcKee525: not erupting? no bandaid now get out


Those Damned P Words:

Fleurdelochi: extrasensory perception
Zenchef2006: fleur dont you mean extrasensory perversion?
Zenchef2006: hello shoe meet mister foot, hey look fleur!!
it fits!!
Fleurdelochi: zen, as to me being perverted......i believe
there's a word that fits here
Fleurdelochi: "projection"
Boulshevit: As much as Freud can kiss my ass...I agree
with him on that one Fleur




EVERYBODY LOVES BEYSSHOES:

PatientOnion3: bey is a cult of one

Beysshoes: something tells me not to lubs you too much nora
NoraMcKee525: wait...i mean yes, thank you for asking bey
you nosy wench


Beysshoes: 'hey binky...u think candycane is classy
goody2shoes??? look heah."
CordialCactus: beys, dollface.. whats up with that?
CordialCactus: what are you talking about, you silly woman?
Beysshoes: you called somebody a cuntlette
Beysshoes: oof

FoodSIut: bey do you have a special retarded language?
Catpower777: lolol
Beysshoes: cat you laffed too hard there.
Beysshoes: shut up you jiggaho

Beysshoes: wanna make friends edrue?
EDruezillaB: I don't give a shit.
EDruezillaB: I don't come in here with needs.
DinosoreVagina: or meds

Beysshoes: liarliarthongpantiesonfire
CordialCactus: lol beysboogerface

Darkcurlygrl: bey, u can hurt me anytime, babe
Darkcurlygrl: Bey's awesome
Darkcurlygrl: bey's a he or a she?

CordialCactus: you beyotch
Beysshoes: candy i was playing you psycopussy
CordialCactus: and i you, love of my loins
ParaMyrrh: I am here



LiarFace:

PatientOnion3: tony and I were in nam together, he saved
my life 7.5 times
PatientOnion3: the last time was by accident
PatientOnion3: he tripped over a land mine when he was
leading our recon unit
DinosoreVagina: so you only have half a life now?
Beysshoes: ty for your disservice tony


Any Volunteers?:

EDruezillaB: Onion needs to get laid.
Is She Weird 55: true
PatientOnion3: gah
Danmagtom: on that fine note....
Melodramamama22: i was thinking electroshock, but laid works too
Beysshoes: edrue volunteers
Beysshoes: another good citizen


Dumbing Down to Deliverance:

Catpower777: so what have I missed?
Beysshoes: onion was onna run ... primo hunting foh non
specific gendered money
Beysshoes: ms vic came in talking history and when nobody
responded she wisely dumbed it down
Beysshoes: and began talking deliverance lines
DinosoreVagina: cue the banjos (again)
MsVictoriaLynn1: I saw a VERY cute T-shirt some time ago, it said:
"Paddle FASTER! I hear BANJOES!"

LauraAngryEggs:
DinosoreVagina: no emp thinks that laura angry eggs is someone
messing with her (emp being her)
Sleepy Eyed Evie: that's why i thought it was her the first
time angry eggs came in
DinosoreVagina: and she said there was some egg discussion/debate
a couple of nights ago
Beysshoes: wasn't that onions omelette rant tho?
Melodramamama22: its possible to rant about an omelette?
Beysshoes: onion can rant about anything. anything.
DinosoreVagina: he is gifted like that
Beysshoes: a rantsmith
Melodramamama22: i wonder how he'd feel about a lump crabmeat
omelette
Beysshoes: i think he'd love the lump part


Dear Lily, Change Brands:
Lilly Carden: I don't like beer. It smells like gym lockers
FoodSIut: bad experience with Lesbian gym teacher?




Spitting Seeds Can be Sexy:
LadyQuasi: A cold slice of watermelon has long been a
Fourth of July holiday staple. But according to recent studies,
the juicy fruit may be better suited for Valentine’s Day
LadyQuasi: That’s because scientists say watermelon has
ingredients that deliver Viagra-like effects to the body’s
blood vessels and may even increase libido.



The Gentler Sex:
CordialCactus: oh!
Creepy Loner: *Psycho Killer / Talking Heads*
Creepy Loner: [belch]
NoraMcKee525: she called ME a cuntlet
Creepy Loner: Go away.


Sincerely:

PatientOnion3: bey, sweeter than book slut?
Beysshoes: onion you're pussy whipped. pitifuls
Creepy Loner: [serious stare]
PatientOnion3: bill knows that book slut is the sweetest, ain't
that right billie?
PatientOnion3: he has the panties
PatientOnion3: Bill, what did you do with book slut?
CordialCactus: creepy.. you made me just snort.. sincerely you did
Beysshoes: whoa serious stare.




12-Step Program:

Beysshoes: holding aa meeting in here.
DinosoreVagina: First step, admit that everyone else has
a problem
Creepy Loner: Step two?
DinosoreVagina: try and beat them into confessing it
Beysshoes: gina, we dont have dat much time.
Lilly Carden: Step Two: Don't fault others for not being as
perfect as you.
Lilly Carden: Step Three: Admit that you really don't like
toaster strudle as much as pop tarts
PatientOnion3: strudel
Lilly Carden: They just don't have those crispy edges.
PatientOnion3: you anti-semite
Beysshoes: yah woot bunion sayud
DinosoreVagina: Step three, have a drink and put it on someone
else's tab
Lilly Carden: Step Four: Admit that you find the feel of warm
dryer lint oddly comforting when you squish it between your
fingers and smell.
Beysshoes: lilly. you're scaring me
MsVictoriaLynn1: My name is Onion and I'm a sodaholic


Bill Still Not Talking:

PatientOnion3: bill, did you stroodle doodle book slut?
PatientOnion3: did you doodle her with your stroodle?
MsVictoriaLynn1: Reach for the sky
PatientOnion3: whip her with your noodle?
PatientOnion3: make her yip like a poodle?
DinosoreVagina: doodle the stroodle with the noodle and a poodle
DinosoreVagina: onion, only you


More LiarFace:

PatientOnion3: i filled my staple gun with two heads of garlic
PatientOnion3: flipped the safety off
Lilly Carden: Garlic... puh-leeze
Lilly Carden: someone's been watching too much television
Lilly Carden: Next thing you know, they'll be rounding up the
villagers and hiding their virgins
CordialCactus: i want to add lilly to my basement menagerie (dont
worry, lilly, creeps and onion are going to be there too)
Beysshoes: one of onions job is demonstrating the garlic crusher
in the whole foods market lilly
Beysshoes: please dont disparage him.
Beysshoes: oh candy you're so cheery i miss yayou skankyhoheyud


Keeping Up With the Jones, Freak Style:

MsVictoriaLynn1: I have a skeleton hanging in EVERY closet in
our house
Beysshoes: ms vic. dunt brag so...some o' us got our own
mortuaries and cemetaries
MsVictoriaLynn1: I own 6 plots in a cemetery Beys, I'm thinking of
having a tiny McDonalds built on the property


Coffee:

MsVictoriaLynn1: Coffee... The final frontier....
MsVictoriaLynn1: Dueling Barrista's!
Lilly Carden: Dr..... Spock..... I ..... can't...... reach
...... the...... coffee.....mate
CordialCactus: NoraMcKee525 [10:51 P.M.]: i am not talking to you
CordialCactus: snicker
Beysshoes: candy?
CordialCactus: ok.. you can live in my basement too
CordialCactus: you can have the laundry room
CordialCactus: or wait!
DinosoreVagina: who's in the basement now, dr. spock or jim
CordialCactus: the playroom


Why Bother?:

Duwamish Head: do any of you guys ever actually read any books?
Duwamish Head: just curious
DarkFarie1395: i do!
MsVictoriaLynn1: never Duwamish
Beysshoes: farmers almanac duwam
DarkFarie1395: vampire books mostly
NoraMcKee525: maury povich
DinosoreVagina: accidentally on occasion
Duwamish Head: personaly, i like the farmers almanac
Beysshoes: also porn
PatientOnion3: why bother with books when you can live it?


On-Line Diva:
MsVictoriaLynn1: ED... a favor?
MsVictoriaLynn1: if you look at my profile pics, take care
not to get your monitor TOO sticky


A Job for LiarFace:

Hijim8: Mucho gusto, me llamo Bradley. I'm hornier than Ron Jeremey.
Catpower777: Onion, you take this one
Beysshoes: horny? well, we already did our rounds. solly hijim
Catpower777: so smooth, I can't believe he's having trouble
finding a woman
FoodSlut: Hi Jim, you aren't horny enough for me, i need it
every 30 minutes on the hour
Beysshoes: high testosterone he is.


"competing against sewage":

JFWaterman: Keeping my breathing hole above water was the
great chore-
MsVictoriaLynn1: Next time I'm there I'll send you some speedies
MsVictoriaLynn1: Well JF... you could whitewater raft down
Onondaga Creek here in Syracuse
JFWaterman: Um, MsVictoria, what's the vernacular? Fuck that shit?
MsVictoriaLynn1: most of its sewage
JFWaterman: Rather fuck you, truth be told-
MsVictoriaLynn1: in THIS outfit, at this hour? at least let me
freshen up
MsVictoriaLynn1: I have to shave my legs, find an outfit....
Sheesh
JFWaterman: SOrry, Vickie dear- didn't mean to be a pain-
DinosoreVagina: oh c'mon... you're competing against sewage
MsVictoriaLynn1: hun... if you're a pain, then we are
doing it wrong


Mermaid With A Mint Julip:

JFWaterman: Hehehe. Just kisses and hugs, right, my sweet?
MsVictoriaLynn1: We haven't even been properly introduced.!
MsVictoriaLynn1: <---fanning myself as I sip my julip on
the veranda
JFWaterman: Vickie's woman enough for me, if she fished me
out of the RIver.
MsVictoriaLynn1: Catch me Beys... Ahhh believe
Ahh am gonna faint!
Beysshoes: whatevah just get a room already
JasperWing: You mean swoon.
JasperWing: Because you have the vapors.
MsVictoriaLynn1: Sheesh... you're all nit picking and here I
am laying on the damn veranda covered in mint julip!
MsVictoriaLynn1: Well JF... just think of me as a mermaid
MsVictoriaLynn1: with a rudder
MsVictoriaLynn1: will someone PLEASE wipe this julip off me,
its sticky
JFWaterman: I'd lick it off you, VIckie.
MsVictoriaLynn1: Why Ahhhh Nevahhh!
MsVictoriaLynn1: Well, yes I have but thats not the point


Oddly Enough:

Hadachoke: beyss... are you slandering me?
Beysshoes: or edrue's imaginary friend
Hadachoke: i am not now, nor have i ever been, a deb..
MsVictoriaLynn1: Are you SURE Hada?
ManiacEyeball: Oddly enough, I have a librarian jew step
mom named Deb


J. Edgar Hoover Joke:

MsVictoriaLynn1: brb... Gotta put on my J.Edgar Hoover Tutu
ManiacEyeball: AO-sleeepover.
MsVictoriaLynn1: Beys...?
Beysshoes: yes vicky?
MsVictoriaLynn1: be careful around the tutu, its a rental
ManiacEyeball: Do you have a photo of the tutu?

Onion's Eleven?
PatientOnion3: binky, you drunken flag-burning mess of a marine
Melodramamama22: yeah, and we're robbing a vietnamese grocery
instead of a casino


Judah Said:

DoomGrl: Hiya. Judah said AOL is closing the chat rooms tonite
PatientOnion3: yes, the NSA wants all chat room logs, so aol is
complying, they are looking for traitors
PatientOnion3: they are looking for people like me who jumped
up and down when jesse helms got inducted into hell on the 4th
of july, which I celebrated con mucho gusto
BinxB91: who's Judah?
DAISYTRAIL: isn't Judah a Lounger?
DoomGrl: Judah, in Author's Lounge
PatientOnion3: judah is a goddess of pure beauty and perky bingos
in the authors lounge
Pablo Bigasso: Jesse kicking it on the 4th had to be planned.
DoomGrl: shes not positive
BinxB91: oh Author's Lounge ... puke
PatientOnion3: she has happy smiley eyes, and she is a vegetarian
DoomGrl: why puke, Binx?
Catpower777: doom, for what purpose?
Pablo Bigasso: Author's Lounge, where all the real writers are
long-departed.
PatientOnion3: she just brings major B*NERS to all the poor authors
who cannot afford viagra
BinxB91: Doom, oh I'm just playing ... imagining that Author's Lounge
is a bunch of ....
DoomGrl: there are still some. Ann Crispin has published a million books


Clouds in My Coffee:

BinxB91: Last night at Barnes&Noble, David Edelstein's wife came in.
I only vaguely knew he was.
BinxB91: I am so vague
DoomGrl: who is he Binx?
BinxB91: "You're so vague" --- Carly Simon
Tammynet: i bet you think that book is about you
Catpower777: you probably think his book is about you
DAISYTRAIL: hahaha Tammy
Catpower777: don't you
Catpower777: lol
Catpower777: omg


Making Fun of America's DairyLand:

DinosoreVagina: wb vicky.. I think someone ate that maggot before
I could milk it
DinosoreVagina: I'm really broken up about that
MsVictoriaLynn1: the hard part is finding their udders and getting
those little teeny milk pails
PatientOnion3: maggots lay eggs, like republicans
CordialCactus: no.. you dont milk the maggot to make cheese you
sillies... the maggots are introduced through a dating service to
an established cheese


Healthy Tacos:

CordialCactus: wow.. i just had a small dirty martini and i can
barely form words that makes sense
DinosoreVagina: did you eat today?
CordialCactus: yep..dinner at 7:00 healthy tacos
DinosoreVagina: maybe you're really on your tenth
DinosoreVagina: and you've forgotten


BLT Still Beloved:
MsVictoriaLynn1: See... my mom didn't raise any idiots
MsVictoriaLynn1: well... unless I'm related to thor
RoderckDhu: MsVictoria - LOL - to Thor?
MsVictoriaLynn1: that fool needs to be put to sleep


Musings:

CordialCactus: can a man truly in love with one woman also
watch porn?
Beysshoes: its just a hobby sheesh
Beysshoes: why so uptight?
Beysshoes: candy, its just a babysitter. be glad for the rest
CordialCactus: im not uptight
CordialCactus: free porn


A Woman's Work Is Never Done:
Anais3233: ok, i have to go get my pussy licked
Anais3233: later all!!!


Your Eeyore Behavior:

Fleurdelochi: hi
PatientOnion3: fleur, are you feeling okay tonight cupcake
Fleurdelochi: nope
PatientOnion3: you want a chocolate bedtime story?
Fleurdelochi: nope
Tem o Bedlam: ::moving away from furniture with shap edges::
PatientOnion3: you want a divorce?
Summers Eve L: How sweet that LiarFace picked up on your
Eeyore behavior.
Summers Eve L: What's going on Slutbunny?
Tem o Bedlam: Hiyer Fleur.
Fleurdelochi: a divorce from whom?


A Unique Asain male:

Zenchef2006: lol lynn, hey im an anomoly, an asian male who actually
has a decent posterior
Beysshoes: uhm zen. thaz not the side o the bod we chicas care about
Catpower777: Bey...always straight to the point
Zenchef2006: even if i can pickup a quarter with it beys??


"oh yuck":

CordialCactus: posteriors are not the cake
CordialCactus: they are just the sprinkles
Zenchef2006: well only if you dont do a good job wiping cactus
CordialCactus: oh yuck
CordialCactus: delete delete
Zenchef2006: but i think dingleberries is the correct term
CordialCactus: ack ack
Fleurdelochi: bad zen, no cookie


Filling In for Anais:

CordialCactus: i.. yes i.. had incredible marital consumation
last night.. i feel we are lacking that topic with anais gone..
so i want to say.. yes.. yes cc gets some.. and she likes her
nookie


"I have turned away many women of this room":

WarHorseThor: svelana, will you excuse me while i use the
lavatory?
SVETLANAGAL: k
Beysshoes: loLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL "use the lav"
ParaMyrrh: thor is so considerate
WarHorseThor: spaciba
WarHorseThor: brb
Beysshoes: candy you catching dis?
SVETLANAGAL: yw
WarHorseThor: svetlana, have you been warned about me yet?
ManiacEyeball: He's starting to sound like Nion.
ParaMyrrh: WarHorse is a fine gentleman
Darkcurlygrl: paramyrrh ARE YOU A PARABOLA AND A FRAGRANCE
SVETLANAGAL: no what should I know?
WarHorseThor: I am a passionate man with a strict code of decency
MsVictoriaLynn1: who are you and what have you done with Thor?
SVETLANAGAL: passionate is good I hope
WarHorseThor: it is
WarHorseThor: svetlana, I have turned away many of the women of
this room, thusly, they are jaded, ignore them as you gaze into
the bright blue eyes of your future
Ta21l: lol....oh that was smooth....


Another Chore for Onion:
SteveIzHere1: I cant sleep
CordialCactus: to our detriment
Beysshoes: steve, onion will hep you with that
SteveIzHere1: I pee on onion.
Darkcurlygrl: lol bey, pawning him off on onion all ready
SteveIzHere1: pee on his face
Beysshoes: you ingrate steve. get out


"Ew":

SteveIzHere1: dark is my new girlfriend
PatientOnion3: steve, dark is a man
SteveIzHere1: oh
Darkcurlygrl: no, i'm a girl
Darkcurlygrl: and i like victoria
Beysshoes: just a technicality in here curly. dont be so uptight
ParaMyrrh: AOL is the land of Gender Confusion
PatientOnion3: steve, can I hold it?
SteveIzHere1: ew
CordialCactus: pst.. if you kneq what is good for you, you would
agree with onion
Darkcurlygrl: i'm gonna start tosing ppl
Beysshoes: curly. just cus candy talked straight sex dont think
its the new rule heah


Not So:
ParaMyrrh: Does someone actually jump on your nerves?
ParaMyrrh: not so
ParaMyrrh: Nerves are like electrical vines throughout your body
Max 314159265358: I'll be passed out in 45 minutes
ParaMyrrh: so sexay to think about dat


Language of Love:

WarHorseThor: kak vas zavut?
SVETLANAGAL: labas vakaras
WarHorseThor: etta ochin trudnya svetlana
Hadachoke: (?
SVETLANAGAL: sto trudnaya?
WarHorseThor: maya padruga
SVETLANAGAL: shalom


More Yucks:

ParaMyrrh: Ms When my girl farts I sadly sigh and say,
"My cock's house is falling down"
MsVictoriaLynn1: then you are using the wrong door Para
Beysshoes: cocks house?
Beysshoes: what does this mean?
ParaMyrrh: yeah every Cock needs a home
Beysshoes: yuck
ParaMyrrh: Ms nah always tight and alright
ParaMyrrh: she loves it she's got boolah boolah fever


... he meant his IQ and some bizaare jewellry:
Max 314159265358: It's 94 and I can feel the beads down my ass
Beysshoes: sessy



The Fun Couple:

PatientOnion3: bey, binx is afraid to come in the room when you are here
Beysshoes: onion is this so?
PatientOnion3: bey, he can give you that baby you've wanted for so long
Sbarlo: jeepers
Beysshoes: onion you know my hysterical pregnancy left me barren.
stop teasing.
Beysshoes: its so true candy, my 'baby tumor' was the size of a
3rd term fetus.
Fleurdelochi: you had gestational trophoblastic disease?
Fleurdelochi: tumor that mimics pregnancy
Beysshoes: mebbe fleur
Beysshoes: well kind of. the tumor was real. the mimic might've
been in my heyud
PatientOnion3: what is a HE YUD?
Beysshoes: head you ass


Medical Terms:
Beysshoes: wow. like "who's afraid of virginia woolf" fleur?
PatientOnion3: creepy, did you barf yet?
Fleurdelochi: there's another name for it, i'm trying to remember
PatientOnion3: raccoons love vomit
Fleurdelochi: oh yeah...it's called a molar pregnancy
PatientOnion3: dark curly is bi-molar



Who's Gonna Drive You Home?:
Fleurdelochi: cactus, honey
Fleurdelochi: just remember, when you've had too much,
i can be your designated chatter
Ta21l: it's nice to know something's never change...lol


[... the year that Shostakovich married Nina Varzar and
Comrade Stalin's wife shot herself; the year after Hitler's
neice shot herself and the year before Hitler became
Chancellor; there would take place a conference in
international linguistics, one of whose delegates would be
a German comrade named Lina, a woman with brown eyes and
brown bangs who would that very first time would sit on
the soft red armchair of that hotel room in Leningrad,
watching Elena and and pushing the collar of her sweater
up around her throat with both hands; for the previous
half hour Lina and Elena would have been engaged in a
fervant discussion as to the best Russian rendering of
the following thirteenth century verse: I = ItalicIsolde's secret
song was her marvelous beauty, whose invisibe beauty,
whose invisble music crept through the windows of her
eyes. I = Italic Aside from the sweater, Lina would be
naked with her white knees drawn up almost to her shoulders
and the long white lips of her vulva as irresistable
as candy to Elena, her anus was a white star. In a
moment Elena was going to kneel down and bury her face in the
German girl's flesh; she knew and so did Lena. Just before
that happened, Lina was going to say: We have almost the
same name, don't we? and Elena, hardly able to bear her
desire for the other woman, would nod rapidly while Lina
let go of her sweater with her right hand and slowly
reached out, rested her fingers in Elena's hair, twisted
it into a knot and forced her head down ...]



Leslie's Lost Lesbian Lover:
LeslieHapablap: where is my dear friend creepy loner?

New Zoo Review:
LeslieHapablap: over the weekend we went to the san diego zoo.
LeslieHapablap: frankly, it was simply average.
LeslieHapablap: i had higher expectations of this so called
world famous zoo.
LeslieHapablap: the animal habitats were subpar.
LeslieHapablap: though it was a large zoo.
LeslieHapablap: honestly, i think the henry doorly zoo in
omaha is a better zoo.

Beach Review:
LeslieHapablap: yesterday we went to the beach.
boy does that ocean smell icky.

Movie Review:
LeslieHapablap: this afternoon i watched "atonement".
a few years ago i read the book.

Y Tu Mama Tambien:
LeslieHapablap: hi, various704, how is your mother?



William Wal-Mart:
Lydiaparn8: Vari, I met a girl from Scotland the other day when
I was at Walmart.
Lydiaparn8: She was lovely and I mentioned William Wallace to her
and she glowed.
EmpressZ21: how the heck do you work william wallace into a
conversation at the walmart
NoraMcKee525: more like KMart
NoraMcKee525: blue paint special


How I2Days Got His Set of Books:

I2DaysInNovember: once when I was four year old I hit the
back of my head on a window sill corner and needed five
stiches
I2DaysInNovember: Mam got me a disney book 'Bambi'
I2DaysInNovember: by the time I was twelve I had the whole
set of Disney books
I2DaysInNovember: then a year later I got hit in the face by
a swing and needed three more stiches
I2DaysInNovember: Mom got me Pinoccio


Beysshoes - Not Afraid to Ask:

Beysshoes: rono's back? thank goodness.
WarHorseThor: beys, he got married, congratulate him
Beysshoes: congrats rono!!!
Beysshoes: were you his groomsman james?
Ridoyvogno: http://www.ronorealm.com/lrb-jokhon-kokhono.mp3
WarHorseThor: I was
WarHorseThor: rono is laying serious pipe every night
Beysshoes: blt cannot you help rono?
Beysshoes: wait what does "laying serious pipe" mean?


Actually, She Works on Term Papers:
Anais3233: i only TP with my husband and two BOBs
heh
Beysshoes: TP? que?
Lamumsie: it involves sex, Beys
FoodSIut: triple play, line out to the second baseman, he tags
second, whirls and throws to first
Likesgarters1: TP is like a DP + 1
Beysshoes: DP + 1 ? Que?
Wanderer9411: nice fielding slut
FoodSIut: whirls and fires a strike to first
Likesgarters1: shoes, you really are not picking up on a dp?
Beysshoes: i waste my time in here and it costs me my porn time. OH OK!


Beysshoes Didn't Ask:
MsVictoriaLynn1: two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns to
the other and says; "Does this taste funny to you?""


She Was the Walrus:
Setanta75: I am me as you are me as you are you and we are
Fleurdelochi: well, that would work
Setanta75: all together
Setanta75: But I am going to a different room to sit on a
Setanta75: cornflake
Summers Eve L: Gosh. I miss her already. That was sunshine in
a font. Fleurdelochi: notty, the set idiot?


What Bob Dylan Made Her Do:
CordialCactus: bob dylan made me shoot pringles out my nose
(i can almost swear to it)...he was singing..
CordialCactus: i wantchoo.. i wantchoo... i wantchoo so bad
CordialCactus: and there was another line.. ah.. now i have to
google
MsVictoriaLynn1: CC... the biggest mistake in the history of rock
and roll was giving that little twit a microphone
Farsideomoon: oh the other line: don;t follow leaders - but watch
the parkingmeters?


HADA springs eternal:
JadedDremer: i'm hungry and there's nothing fun here
Hadachoke: c'mere, J